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Chapter 2 [It's not like picking up your underwear!] (below)


People on both sides are scolding, Bowen here because of the defeat of the first master Tyrannosaurus, although he sits on his own territory, the number of people also occupies an absolute advantage, but he doesn't have much confidence in scolding.

On the other hand, although there are only about a dozen of them, they are very arrogant.

After being silent for a while, Xiao Lei suddenly spoke: "Kidd's people, why are they so arrogant all of a sudden, where did that guy who pretends to be a barbarian come from?"

The Tyrannosaurus seemed a little dull: "How do I know this guy I've never seen before, very strong and fast."

All in all strong" Nonsense, the one who can beat the city champion Tyrannosaurus to the bottom is naturally a strongman.

Xiao Lei rolled his eyes and said: "Then what else do you say, since you can't beat it, then admit defeat, it's not a big deal anyway, it's just a matter of face, those few flags, just pull them up, wait for you to heal your injuries, practice hard kung fu, and come to the door to seek revenge in the future, beat that guy down, and then pull their flag, won't you take revenge."

"I'm whew" Tyrannosaurus glared at him and shouted: "If you lose the battle and don't lose people, if they tear the flag, then where is the face of our blog post?"

Xiao Lei shrugged his shoulders and muttered: "Face face, face face, even the inside is gone, what kind of face do you still force, it's really a guy with developed limbs and a simple brain."

He held the arm of the tyrannosaurus in his hand, and said in a deep voice: "Hold your breath, endure the pain" As he spoke, he suddenly exerted force in his hand.

With a click, the dislocated arm of the Tyrannosaurus rex was picked up.

"Okay" Xiao Lei looked at the Tyrannosaurus rex's arm that had recovered to its normal state with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "I learned a little bit of bruising skills with the magic stick on weekdays, and it seems that it is quite effective." ” The tyrannosaurus moved his arm carefully, glared and said, "You guy, you can do anything" Xiao Lei pursed his lips directly.

Hmph, that magic stick, when he has no money to spend, he still sells some bruised medicine and wine in the shop, so he naturally has to learn the real skills of both hands to deceive people, this year, it is not easy to cheat money "Hey Bowen" An urn-like voice came, it was the muscular man.

His boxy face was a little angry, and he shouted, "Do you take down the flag yourself or will I tear it off for you?"

The bruises on the Tyrannosaurus rex's forehead burst out, and he roared suddenly, and was about to jump up and find him again.

Xiao Lei grabbed him, hugged him, and said with a wry smile: "Idiot, stupid, I was beaten down by others just now, and now I still want to find a fight, since I am not someone's opponent, why bother to eat this loss in front of me, isn't it just to take off those flags, and I don't want you to take off your underwear" I saw a trace of discoloration flashing in Xiao Lei's eyes, and his hand suddenly reached into a certain part of the tyrannosaurus's waist and grabbed it gently.

The strength of the tyrannosaurus rex seemed to be drained in an instant, and its whole body softened.

Xiao Lei let go of the tyrannosaurus rex, squinted his eyes, looked at the muscular man with a kind and harmless smile on his face, and said with a smile: "This old man, isn't it just a few flags, why bother?"

The muscular man looked coldly at this guy who was half a head shorter than himself, although Xiao Lei was also one hundred and eighty centimeters tall, but in the face of this two-meter giant, he was too small.

"Hmph, before the competition just now, we said that you would take down the flag if you lost, do you want to regret it now" The muscular man said with disdain: "Who are you, you are also from the Bowen Taekwondo Club, if you are not convinced, just come and compare with me" The tyrannosaurus also suddenly whispered: "Xiao Lei, except for me here, you are the best, you went up to fight him No matter what, you can't lose face in our blog post today" Xiao Lei glared at the tyrannosaurus, first "bah", and then said fiercely: "Are you stupid, am I stupid too, this guy can even put you down, is my skin itchy, go up to find a fight" He turned his face to look at the muscular man, sighed, and said helplessly: "Okay, since you won, anyway, the winner has the right to let the loser do anything, isn't it just a few flags, let's take it down ourselves." ” After saying that, he jumped up, jumped into the air, grabbed the three flags above his head in his hands, and took them off lightly.

The people around him couldn't help but applaud him for his neat skills.

The muscular man suddenly looked him up and down, and said in a deep voice: "I see that your skills are not bad, but unfortunately your courage is too small, like a girl" Xiao Lei showed a little smile on his face, and pouted: "What's wrong with the girl, don't you look down on women, aren't you born from a girl?"

After speaking, he casually stuffed the flag in his hand to a junior, waved his hand and said: "Okay, you have won the battle, and the goal has been achieved, so please leave, do you still want to stay for dinner, our boxed lunch here is only for the students of this school." ” The muscular man's face turned purple, and he clenched his fists in anger, but looking at the smiling big boy in front of him, he gritted his teeth fiercely, and then waved his hand and shouted, "Let's go" Xiao Lei immediately waved goodbye: "Goodbye, uncle, it's hot, be careful of heat stroke when you take the bus." ” "Uncle" muscular man almost choked to death from a mouthful of spit, and roared: "Lao Tzu is only eighteen years old" "Eighteen-year-old" Xiao Lei sighed, with undisguised pity in his eyes: "Look at your forehead tattoo, uncle, a man in his thirties, defeating an eighteen-year-old boy, isn't it glorious?"

With that, he turned and walked towards his crowd.

The muscular man trembled with anger, gritted his teeth and said: "Boy, today is your place, I won't hurt you, don't let me see you on the street in the future" After saying that, he roared angrily and walked away without looking back.

He was afraid that he would be one step late, and if this nasty guy said something, he would really be angry on the spot.

When the people from the Kidd Academy were gone, Xiao Lei narrowed his eyes and muttered in an extremely low voice: "I have practiced a little bit of foreign kung fu, relying on brute strength, and I dare to be so domineering, I don't know how I will die in the future" He smiled slightly, and then pointed to his junior disciples: "You, you, and you, don't hurry up and hang the flag for me" Everyone glared at Xiao Lei, and even the tyrannosaurus showed a somewhat strange expression: "Hang it up, but we obviously lost just now, and you took off the flag with your own hands."

"Stupid."

Xiao Lei scolded in a low voice: "I took it off, but I didn't promise them not to hang it up again."

Anyway, they're gone, we can't hang up, how do they know that the tyrannosaurus is really a kind of animal with a rigid brain, no wonder the dinosaurs will become extinct. ” Only the Tyrannosaurus next to him listened carefully, his face turned red, and he endured it for a while before he shouted: "I have decided, from today onwards, all the students will practice double the amount, and if we don't get back to this field, we will never stop for a day and not win against them, we will not participate in the competition for a day."

Xiao Lei slowly walked to the side and muttered: "It's still impulsive, young man, what kind of swear should you swear to look at the appearance of that muscular man, it is estimated that he is practicing authentic foreign kung fu, how is this kind of Oriental taekwondo an opponent, you probably can't beat him in your life."

Well, I'm graduating in a year, so whether you participate in the competition in the future or not is my business.

It's better to mix a free box lunch. ” After speaking, he hugged a sandbag and lazily practiced hitting.

It's just that he's too lazy, every punch and kick out is soft and weak, not so much punching bags as kneading dough: