The blessings that fall from the sky are often accompanied by flying disasters.
Xiao Lei quotes. a183ss4509291 After eating the breakfast worth 2,000 yuan made by Lin Shanshan, Xiao Lei bit half of the baked cake in his mouth, and ran downstairs to open a shop with great displeasure.
Well, Uncle Wu Daozi's fortune-telling shop that deceives people and doesn't pay for their lives is just downstairs in a street storefront.
On a rotten wooden board that has almost half fallen off, it reads "Copper Mouth Iron Tooth God Operator", and then a pattern of Tai Chi five-shaped gossip.
The small shop is only 20 square meters, but it is divided into two houses.
In the words of that god's uncle, Wu Daozi, the outside is used to receive ordinary guests.
What kind of neighbor's aunt, aunt who sells vegetables and something.
And the one inside, hehe, that's not simple, it's all up to it for eating, it's a VIP room specially used to slaughter fat sheep, which is also commonly known as the area.
For guests with status, they naturally don't like to mingle with ordinary people.
Setting aside a separate place to receive those distinguished guests makes them feel valued, and it is better to get money out of their pockets And the VIP room is also carefully arranged, the couplet on the wall, Wu Daozi himself said that it was the handwriting of Nalan Xingde in the Qing Dynasty, but according to Xiaolei's guess, I am afraid that most of it was bought from the thrift market for a few yuan.
There is also a compass for feng shui on the cabinet, as well as a string of vajra bells for soul summoning, and a peach wood sword for exorcism.
That's even more amazing, the incense case on it is the tablet of the ancestor What's the matter, these magic weapons are handed down by the ancestors, and the treasure will not use these things to deal with ordinary guests.
That is, when you meet those VIPs who can afford a lot of money, you can burn incense and pay homage to your ancestors, and you can use these treasures to use them.
Therefore, this price cannot be low, although the cultivators of my generation should be compassionate and benevolent to the world.
But the magic weapon left by the ancestor is not ordinary, if the price is low, it will not seem disrespectful to the ancestor master In these years, even if it comes out to deceive people, it is necessary to talk about packaging drops Shame, sin, sin.
Zhuge Xiansheng Patriarch is above, and the disciple wants to be crooked again.
Xiao Lei sat behind the desk, holding a book of Zhuge Divine Arithmetic in his hand.
That's the secret of this door.
Anyway, Wu Daozi's old god kept saying that he was Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Kongming, a disciple handed down by Mr.
Wolong, and he was the successor of Zhuge Shenshu, no matter what, anyway, this year to deceive people, you have to pull a big banner to have momentum, the so-called brand effect.
Xiao Lei looked at the book in his hand, but he was thinking about how to earn back the lost two thousand yuan He received three guests this morning.
The first was a thirty-year-old woman, who said she was an heir.
Alas, a thirty-year-old woman has not been able to give birth to a child, presumably there is a lot of pressure in the family, but you can't give birth to a child and go to the hospital for examination, is it possible that the Zhuge Ancestor of my sect and the Goddess of Mercy are in the same department Xiao Lei asked her to draw a lot, and the signature read: "The intention is to believe in the future in leisure, the old man wanders thousands of miles by himself, and the geese on the horizon spread the news, and a little plum blossom back."
That means: everything you want is available, but you have to wait for a while.
After a lot of rhetoric, the poor woman was fooled.
The second guest who came was a young boy who asked about marriage, and he didn't look much older than Xiao Lei.
Alas, at a young age, I don't know how to work hard for my career, so I asked about marriage in such a hurry, why are you in a hurry, is it possible that I have seen too much fire at home, in that case, I am a fellow person, but I don't know if he likes the route, or the innocent style Xiao Lei asked him to draw a lot, and the signature read: "The intention is to believe in the future in idleness, the old man wanders thousands of miles by himself, and the geese on the horizon pass the news, and a little plum blossom returns."
That means: everything you want is available, but you have to wait for a while.
After a lot of rhetoric, he fooled away this young man with a rippling spring heart.
As for the third one, it made Xiao Lei a little brainless.
The third guest was a middle-aged man, not tall, short and fat, with a red face.
He wore a finger-thick solid gold chain around his neck, and four or five large rings of pure gold on his big hands.
Well, the rich man sent a fat sheep to them "This gentleman, are you asking for marriage or asking about fortune" Xiao Lei cheered up and piled up a sincere smile.
"This" The other party was a little suspicious, and glanced at the young Xiaolei with some hesitation: "May I ask if Master Wu Daozi is not at home?"
"Ah, my uncle is a master of the Tao and has gone on a long journey.
Whatever you want, it's the same with me.
Xiao Lei carefully brewed his words.
"You" The other party's eyes were full of distrust: "You are a young boy, can you be counted?"
"Of course, I have also learned seven points of skill from my uncle" Xiao Lei patted his chest, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "That's it, if you don't believe it, I'll show you palmistry for free, and then send you a few words, this is given away for free, if I'm right, let's talk about the other If I'm not right, you will immediately turn your face and leave, how about" The other party was melancholy for a moment, probably moved by the words "free delivery".
Finally sat down and stretched out his left hand.
"Mm-hmm" Xiao Lei squinted his eyes, pretended to look at it a few times, but shouted happily in his heart: "Okay, good, what a pair of thick meat hands, the ring on this finger is probably 24k gold, I am afraid it adds up to three or five ounces, it is really a big fat sheep."
Pretending to shake his head and groan for a while, he coughed lightly, and Xiao Lei said: "You seemed to have good fortune some time ago, but you have a lot of money."
Uh, I'm right."
The fat man's face immediately increased a little trust, and he hurriedly said, "Not bad, not bad" Hmph, of course it's good, look at your fat head and big ears, full of turbidity, covered in gold and silver, looking like an upstart, naturally it hasn't been developed for a long time, uh, of course, more importantly, the color of those gold rings is very new, it seems that it hasn't been long since I put it on.
Sure enough, it's been a few days since I got rich, and I've been outbreaking, hehe "Well, look at your face, alas, there is a fierce aura on the palace, presumably something has not gone well in the near future" After speaking, he glanced at the other party tentatively.
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Sure enough, the nouveau riche cracked his mouth and laughed a few times, grabbed Xiao Lei's hand, and said excitedly: "Quasi-quasi-quasi, Lao Tzu has indeed had some things to worry about recently."
Xiao Lei's face did not move, he still looked dignified, but his stomach almost hurt from laughter.
Nonsense, nonsense, of course you have something that doesn't go your way, otherwise, if you don't have a disease or a disaster, what kind of life do you come to me The nouveau riche was in a mood, took out a thousand yuan and slapped it on the table, and said loudly: "Please also ask the little master to teach me" Xiao Lei's face was full of red light, smiled and put the thousand yuan into his sleeve, and secretly shouted in his heart: "It's very good, it's a thousand yuan just by looking at the palmistry, it's really a fat sheep."
He suddenly showed an incomparably gentle smile: "This hero, today I will show you a full body photo of the open-air machine that is fighting for a big loss."
The nouveau riche had confidence in Xiao Lei immediately rose, and Xiao Lei also did his best, foaming at the mouth and talking until the other party was dizzy, and finally dropped 10,000 yuan to let the fat sheep go.
In this way, in just one morning, Xiao Lei has already earned more than 10,000 yuan, and it seems that the god stick is still living a good life this year.
With these thoughts in my head, I saw that the sun was overhead, it was already noon, and I was about to close the door to eat first, but I heard a creak.
A black bullet van drove up quickly, and a sudden brake stopped at the door of the shop.
Hula jumped out of the car with three or five big men.
These people are wearing black straight suits, all of them are tall and strong, but each of them is wearing black sunglasses, which is really like the presidential bodyguard in the movie.
Well, Xiao Lei was stunned for a moment, and quickly glanced at the arrangement on the table.
I don't have any VIP reservations today.
Seeing that these people were murderous, they rushed into Xiao Lei's shop, almost blowing up a shop the size of a square inch.
Xiao Lei barely put on a smile and said tentatively: "A few brothers, do you tell the fortune or look at feng shui":