Even if it is a stool, it is also a valuable drop of Xiaolei quotations.
Alas, I didn't expect that this muscular man was simply a gorilla who had not yet evolved cleanly, and he was actually the fiancé of Miss Tian's family It's a pity, it's a pity, a flower is stuck in cow dung, it should be said that it's orangutan dung Xiao Lei couldn't help but think of the cowardly little beauty of the Tian family who made people feel pity when he saw it just now, and the muscular man in front of him stood together, and a chill arose in his heart.
The muscular man shouted viciously, "Why are you sissy here" After speaking, he remembered the scene in the taekwondo club that day, and stretched out a big hand to grab Xiao Lei.
Xiao Lei immediately dodged and hid behind Tian Zhen, Tian Zhen's face sank, and he shouted: "Thunder roar is not fast to stop" He stretched out a hand and lightly touched the muscular man's palm, the muscular man's face changed slightly, and he immediately took a step back.
Tian Zhen exhaled, only then did he ease his face and said in a low voice: "Master Xiao Lei, don't blame, this is my nephew Lei Roar, who is a little reckless by nature."
You are a master of the Xuanmen, please don't be like him.
Then he glared at the muscular man Lei Roar fiercely, and said in a deep voice: "Lei Roar, you stand up for me, this Xiao Lei Master is a distinguished guest I invited, and he is a famous Xuanmen master in this city, and he must not be rude."
Xiao Lei listened to it and felt very uncomfortable in his heart, thinking to himself what kind of Xuanmen masters, when those old guys outside were invited by you, they were all Xuanmen masters in your heart, but as soon as they saw that they couldn't save your daughter, the Xuanmen masters immediately became charlatans.
Now I'm afraid it's because I have hope of saving your daughter that I'll be so polite to me.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but secretly pinched the check inside Zangcai's sleeve with his hand, and sighed secretly, no matter what he cares about so much, anyway, the check has already arrived, and the money is current, so he can't take care of these things.
Xiao Lei squeezed out a smile on his face, looked at the thunder and roared: "It turns out that you called Lei Roar and didn't think that the two of us were from our own family."
That day, everyone knew each other in the taekwondo club, but today, once born and twice cooked, I was invited by Mr.
Tian Zhen to see Miss Lei. ” Na Lei roared at Xiao Lei with a pair of bull's eyes, opened his mouth, and then said: "Go to the doctor, my sister Ke'er is really sick, why don't you tell me, you know, yes, you sissy will also see a doctor, I'm afraid it's a fraud to come to the money."
Lei's roar made Xiao Lei's face flash a rare trace of embarrassment, coughed slightly, and then glanced at Tian Zhen, and said: "That's it, I'll go out and discuss with all my fellow Daoists first, I'm afraid that tonight's matter will have to rely on the strength of a few colleagues, and I also need a few things, hehe" Tian Zhen was so smart that he immediately smiled and said, "Master Xiaolei, please go, I will naturally teach Lei Roar a good lesson."
After speaking, he sent a bodyguard to follow Xiao Lei.
Tell that as long as it is something that Xiao Lei needs, he must try his best to meet everything.
Xiao Lei arched his hand, but he didn't look at Lei Roar, and walked out.
He really had some hostility towards Thunder Roar in his heart, and this inexplicable hostility was probably because he had just learned that this Thunder Roar was actually the fiancé of the Tian family's young lady.
Such a vulgar man like a brute bull deserves such a beautiful little beauty Hmph, thunder roar thunder roar, it's really a cheesy and vulgar name, but it matches that guy's meat.
It's a pity that Miss Tian's name is Ke'er, right, this name is very wonderful, very beautiful.
Alas, this Tian Zhen's vision of picking a son-in-law seems to be very inappropriate.
When he went out, Xiao Lei first ran to the bodyguards to get back the sack of the magic weapon they forcibly brought.
I first checked it myself, and then I went to find those colleagues in the city and searched for it.
Although most of those guys are charlatans who don't have any real skills, they still have some basic materials in their hands, such as cinnabar for drawing spirit runes, Dao runes, and so on.
These people come out to cheat, and these basic props are complete.
After searching for it, he asked the people of the Tian family for food, but he was arrested without eating lunch, and he was already hungry at this moment.
The bodyguard who followed him got Tian Zhen's explanation, and naturally ordered someone to eat and drink it up, Xiao Lei was not worried at all, he ate two bowls of shark fin porridge and four bowls of abalone noodles in one meal, and drank half a bottle of Rémy Martin XO, only then he was full of wine and food, and had a few loud burps, and then said that he wanted to practice, and told the bodyguard not to disturb outside, and then lay on the sofa and slept beautifully, until the sun was in the west, then he turned over and jumped up, only to feel light, and called the maid again, I drank two authentic West Lake Longjing teas that were just picked this spring.
Just as he was sighing with his teeth, Tian Zhen came in with a thunderous roar full of embarrassment.
"Master Xiao Lei can rest" Xiao Lei sighed, stroked his stomach, and grinned: "Thank you for your hospitality, I haven't eaten so much on my stomach for many days." ” Tian Zhen smiled faintly at this time: "If Master Xiaolei has already rested, you see" Xiao Lei immediately sat up straight, and said, "Don't worry, I'll start working now." ” Raising his hand, he opened the sack containing countless magic artifacts beside him, and a row of objects lined up on the table one by one.
Xiao Lei walked in front of the table, first pretending to be facing south and north silently reciting a few words, and then knelt down respectfully and kowtowed, and said loudly: "Zhuge Divine Arithmetic Sect disciple Xiao Lei respectfully invites the ancestor master magic weapon" Then he spread a few spiritual runes on the table with one hand, lifted the cinnabar pen with the other hand, and lightly swiped the cinnabar that had been ground into ink mud twice.
In a matter of moments, seven or eight Taoist spirit runes had already been wielded Putting down the pen, Xiao Lei glanced at his work with satisfaction, thinking that it seems that he has learned well with the old bastard on weekdays, and these few spirit runes are well drawn.
Tian Zhen and Na Lei Roar behind him were curious, and walked up to take a look, only to see that the palm-sized spirit runes had some strange symbols drawn with cinnabar pens, and they didn't know what the words were, let alone understand what they meant.
Xiao Lei carefully put away these spirit runes one by one, picked up a small emerald green box, and opened it to see that there were two green willow leaves inside The willow leaves were green as if they had just been plucked from a branch.
"What is this, it's just two rotten leaves" That thunder roar obviously still had a lot of trouble in Xiao Lei's heart, and couldn't help muttering in a low voice.
Xiao Lei glanced at him and sneered: "Rotten leaves, this rotten leaves are the treasure of my sect."
In the end, Tian Zhen is a person in the rivers and lakes after all, and he knows that no matter how big or small the sect is, he is extremely interested in his sect treasures, and any disrespect from outsiders is against the rules of the rivers and lakes, so he glared at Lei Roar, and then said: "Master Xiaolei, what are these two leaves, uh, what is the use?"
Xiao Lei glanced at the two of them, gently held the leaves on the tips of his fingers, and said, "Mr.
Tian, I am from the Xuanmen."
We people in the Xuanmen respect heaven and earth, and believe in ghosts and gods.
Especially many ordinary people don't believe in the ghosts and gods, for us, they are all believed" He glanced at the things in his hand and smiled: "These two leaves are just ordinary willow leaves, but they are the magic weapons left by the ancestor of my sect, with the mana of the ancestor on it, and the free and wonderful use can help the two of them open the eyes of heaven for at least six hours, and the two can see hehe, you can see the things that you can't see on weekdays, that is, you can see those ghosts in the underworld with the naked eye, and the little ghosts and ghosts that hook the soul." , ordinary people can't see it with the naked eye, that's because the mortal body is covered by the mundane spirit of the world, but with my magic weapon, you can improve your spiritual consciousness in a short time."
Tian Zhen and Lei Roar were both startled, and couldn't help but glance at each other, and the Thunder Roar whispered: "Open the Eyes of Heaven" Xiao Lei was silent, pinched the two willow leaves with one hand, pinched a sword trick with the other, and silently recited a few words of mantra to the two willow leaves, and suddenly shouted: "Open" I saw a faint trace of green light flashing on the two willow leaves on his fingertips, Tian Zhen saw it in his eyes, and his heart was even more shocked, and his confidence in Xiao Lei immediately increased by three points.
Xiao Lei didn't hurry to wipe the willow leaves on the eyes of the two of them, and then cleaned the willow leaves with runic water and carefully put them back in the box.
In his heart, he said, the old bastard told me not to use this eye-opening leaf, but now that people are big money, they pay a lot of money, presumably the old bastard will come back, and for the sake of the face of the check, he will not scold me.
Tian Zhen and Lei Roar only felt a faint hint of coolness on their foreheads, and then opened their eyes, only to feel an indescribable feeling, as if everything in sight was much clearer.
But the thunder roar stared at a pair of eyes and looked around, and said anxiously: "Sissy, didn't you say that you can see ghosts, how ghosts and shadows are every one?"
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Xiao Lei rolled his eyes and sneered: "Where are there so many lonely souls and wild ghosts in the ghost world for you to see, not to mention that we are in the Tian family's house, are the two door gods posted on the gate of the Tian family fake, how can ordinary lonely souls and wild ghosts run into this house?"
Lei Roar thought for a moment, but muttered, "I, I can't talk about you."
You sissy, just toss, I'd better go and see Sister Ke'er, alas, she's getting so cold, won't she catch a cold?"
Xiao Lei couldn't help laughing and shouted, "Wait" He walked over, looked Lei Roar up and down, with a little smile in his eyes, and then suddenly took Thunder Roar's hand, stretched out three fingers and gently put it on Thunder Roar's wrist, and said with a smile: "Thunder Roar, your kung fu is also the most rigid and yang."
Tian Zhen was a little surprised, and said: "Lei Roar is my nephew, his kung fu has been passed on by me since he was a child, and he can be regarded as my apprentice."
Master Xiao Lei has a good eye. ” Xiao Lei nodded, with a strange smile on his face, looked at Lei Roar's eyes, and said in a low voice: "If I am not mistaken, Lei Roar should still be a virgin."
Lei Roar's face immediately turned purple, and he shook off Xiao Lei's hand, how ugly and ugly the expression was, and said, "How do you know?"
Xiao Lei shook his head and said, "There is no need to say more about this.
After a pause, he said with a straight face: "Tonight I have to deal with the ghost-summoning ghost from the underworld, Lei Roar is practicing the fierce kung fu of Zhiyang, and he is a virgin man, and the yang energy on his body is the heaviest, I am afraid that he will have to stay and help me." ” "What hellish spiritualist," Thunder roared for a moment.
Xiao Lei's face was strange, but he secretly said in his heart: This guy is stupid, and he is the most suitable candidate to use as a meat shield.
Well, it's just that if you are sucked dry of yang energy by the imps in the underworld, you can't complain about Lao Tzu, it's your "Ke'er sister" who wants to save you, but it has nothing to do with me: