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Chapter Twenty-Three: Tang Monk Meat?! ¥#%#】


After scolding for a long time, Xiao Lei didn't speak, just stood aside and looked at Wu Daozi with a smile, and said secretly in his heart: How can you say that you are also my uncle, since the peach is so magical, I will naturally share it with you in the future, but now this breath in my heart is not smooth, let you be anxious for a while Wu Daozi scolded a few more words, and finally let out a long sigh, shook his head, and said: "Forget it, individuals have their own creation, which is destined by heaven." ” He took a deep look at the little scoundrel, and suddenly said: "You are too shallow, but because of an adventure, you were reborn in advance, and you have become the body of aura, which is a creation that ordinary people can't ask for, but for you, the Dao base is stable" Speaking of this, he couldn't help but scolded again: ", What Dao Ji is unstable, you kid has no Tao at all, what is unstable, you have no foundation at all, I tell you, what you are experiencing now may not be a good thing, at this moment, your spirit body is just beginning, The body has become transcendent and holy, but there is no real Taoism, hum, to say something unpleasant, you are now a living Tang monk."

"Tang Seng" Xiao Lei was stunned for a moment and asked puzzled.

Wu Daozi smiled and said: "Have you read the Journey to the West, it says that you can live forever if you eat Tang monk meat, and now, your body has been reborn, and it can already be said that you are a half-immortal body, and it is only much worse to gather and ascend to immortals."

If a mortal eats a bite of your flesh, he can prolong his life, and if he drinks a mouthful of your blood, even a dead person can be resurrected."

"So strong" Xiao Lei's heart jumped, and his face changed.

"Not bad" Wu Daozi said: "There are not only immortal cultivators in this world, but also goblins in the mountains who cultivate, those goblins are not human beings, there are no rules, if you are accidentally caught by goblins, hehe, your flesh and skin are the best delicacy, you think, if those evil immortal cultivators in the world know that you actually have such a half-immortal body, it is not like flies seeing rotten eggs all rushing towards you, you don't have any Taoism now, and the foundation of Taoism is not at all, Although you have a half-immortal body, even if you meet a lowest-level immortal cultivator, you are not an opponent, let alone those monsters who have cultivated to the essence."

Xiao Lei blinked, and suddenly smiled: "Old guy, you have said so much, you still want me to worship you as a teacher."

"Of course" Wu Daozi said solemnly: "Although I am your uncle, I raised you as an adult."

If you refuse to worship under my door, I can't teach you the Tao of this sect."

Speaking of this, the old bastard finally showed a cunning face: "You are like a baby now, but you are walking on the street with tens of millions of fortunes in your hands, and it is inevitable that you will encounter thieves with evil intentions.

If you don't worship me as a teacher and learn some Taoism, I'm afraid your life will not be safe in the future."

Xiao Lei sighed and said with a wry smile: "Apprentice to the teacher, anyway, you are my uncle, I will not lose a few kowtows to you." ” After speaking, he was about to kneel, but Wu Daozi helped him and frowned: "I wanted you to apprentice a few days ago, but now, the situation has changed slightly." ” Xiao Lei was furious and shouted: "Old fellow, you have been persecuting me to apprentice, and you have locked me up in this ghost place where birds don't lay eggs for three days, and now you say you don't want me to worship, what do you mean?"

Wu Daozi smiled bitterly: "Don't be angry, you can't blame me for this."

It's just that my master, the temper is a little weird, that day was originally to give him a birthday, I and a few brothers gathered back from Tiannan and Haibei, Shizun, probably drank a few more drinks at night, and ordered us to accept apprentices, but after the two days of drinking and sobering up, I regretted it a little I said, this door is mysterious, how can it be so easy to decide that even if the master accepted me as an apprentice back then, he secretly observed me for three years, and carefully inspected me for three years, so he was willing to officially accept me as an apprentice. ” Xiao Lei sighed, shook his head and said: "Originally, you begged me to apprentice, but now I have become like this, you said that I am basically a living Tang Seng now, I don't want to be caught by some demons and monsters, I don't have Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie by my side, and you said that you can't accept me as an apprentice immediately, so what do you say?"

Wu Daozi smiled slightly: "Accept it, naturally you still have to collect it."

It's just that after the master woke up, he probably felt that it was a little too hasty, so the order given to me had a little change, alas, it is useless to say more, you can find out with me on a trip. ” Having said this, Wu Daozi's sleeve robe rolled up, Xiao Lei immediately felt that his body was in the air, and he flew away with Wu Daozi turning into golden light.

In the valley, in the cold pool under the waterfall, a delicate face slowly emerged from the water, and then the girl slowly walked ashore, with a pair of bare feet still hanging with crystal water droplets, and came to the furniture left by Xiao Lei, with a curious look in her eyes a183ss4509291 The mountain road is rugged, Xiao Lei followed Wu Daozi all the way to ride the wind, on both sides are reckless forests and hazy smoke, fir canggu is beautiful, and the juan flowers compete for beauty.

The mountain is secluded, come all the way, the mountain road on the Lei Dongping of Mount Emei is dangerous at the foot, Xiao Lei is fascinated to see it, the wind is gusting in his ears, and there is a faint cry of an ape.

Xiao Lei came with the wind, and he didn't know where it was, but he heard Wu Daozi drink: "It's here" A gust of wind fell, Xiao Lei was defenseless, and he rolled to the ground, and he didn't know how many times he was pierced by pebbles, and he couldn't help shouting: "Old guy, can't you fly if you bully me?"

Wu Daozi smiled: "Don't blame me, kid, you don't know the art of flying, and my Dao Xing didn't arrive home, and flying with a mortal is already very reluctant." ” Xiao Lei stood up with a hum and chirped, and looked around, only to see a cliff in front of him, lush and green behind him, and a forest of ancient trees.

Looking at it from a distance, the sea of clouds was like smoke, and he couldn't help but sigh: "What a fairy realm, old fellow, did you live here before, the scenery of this place is very good." ” Wu Daozi shook his head and said with a smile: "This is the Nine Old Cave, even among mortals, it is a very famous scenic spot, people come and go on weekdays, people really cultivate immortals, how can you live here and go forward."

"This is a cliff before" Xiao Lei Wei screamed, Wu Daozi sighed, reached out and grabbed the collar of his clothes, and silently recited a few words of mantra in his mouth, only to see him stretch out his hand, a golden light shot out, and a bridge appeared out of thin air in the cliff in front of him There was originally a vast sea of clouds ahead, but layers of mist were split, and another mountain peak appeared out of thin air The mountain peak is not as steep as other peaks in Emei, at a glance, the forest foothills are deep, surrounded by mist, and there is a faint calm and peaceful atmosphere.

Wu Daozi pointed to the bridge and said with a smile: "Boy, this is the mountain gate of our free school, although the mountain road of this Emei Mountain is winding, but there are more and more people over the years, so the people in my door use spells to hide the mountain gate, and ordinary people will never find it." ” Xiao Lei looked at it for a while, and finally let out a long breath, staring at Wu Daozi, there seemed to be a bit of resentment in his eyes, and he said hatefully: "Okay, you old guy, this kind of spell is equivalent to hiding a mountain peak, and I have it for myself, I serve you with good food and drink on weekdays, there is such a fairyland on earth, in the past eighteen years, you have never brought me to my mother, even if it was a holiday in the past, you are not happy to let you take me to the suburbs."

Wu Daozi smiled awkwardly, and led Xiao Lei onto the bridge first.

As soon as the two walked in, the bridge gradually disappeared as a golden light disappeared, and then, clouds were clouds, mountains were mountains, and the cliff returned to the appearance of a sea of clouds

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