The starting point of the popular author dancing and the Tang family three less, a small five and a small three, form the starting point "three five cigarette combination", and solemnly recommend the small three to make the airspeed star mark.
Brothers are concentric, and their strength will be produced in the future with a "three-five cigarette combination", which absolutely guarantees the speed and guarantees ``` As soon as Xiao Lei's words came out, the three Taoist priests in the hall were full of strange faces, they all peeked at Wu Daozi, their faces were full of ridicule, Wu Daozi was also full of red, and was about to scold Xiao Lei, but the old Taoist priest above laughed and said: "Wu Daozi, Wu Daozi, your nephew's temper will be the same as you were back then." ” Without waiting for Xiao Lei to speak, the old Taoist priest waved his hand and said, "You all disperse." ” At the sound of an order, the three Taoist priests immediately bowed down and retreated, and one of the short and fat Taoist priests also reached out and patted Xiao Lei's shoulder hard, squinting his eyes and smiling: "Not bad, it is really a nephew taught by Wu Daozi, and he is not willing to suffer at all, even if it is a stone, he has to blow up two taels of oil and water, but he has the same character as Wu Daozi." ” Wu Daozi's face also turned red, and he glanced at Xiao Lei fiercely, but Xiao Lei ignored it at all and returned a roll of his eyes.
Wu Daozi was helpless, and said in a low voice: "You are so self-sufficient" After speaking, several people left the main hall one after another.
Xiao Lei peeked at him, as soon as the three Taoist priests came out of the hall, they took off their robes outside, all of them were in straight suits, and the fat man actually took out a mobile phone, as if he was talking to someone loudly.
Everyone dispersed, leaving Xiao Lei and the old Taoist priest staring at each other in the main hall.
Xiao Lei glanced at the old Taoist priest above, coughed twice, and said loudly: "What do you want to do if you leave me alone?"
The old Taoist priest smiled and said, "You said that you want benefits for worshipping me as a teacher, so let me ask you, what are the benefits for me to accept you as an apprentice?"
Xiao Lei immediately stopped talking, opened his mouth and was stunned for a while, before he forcibly argued: "Now you want to accept me as an apprentice, but it's not that I want to worship you as a teacher." ” The old Taoist priest smiled and said: "You worship me as a teacher, you have learned the mysterious spells in my door, and from then on you will go to heaven and earth, and the world will be at your mercy, wouldn't it be enjoyable?"
Xiao Lei pursed his lips: "Now you can take a plane in the sky, as long as you have money, you can't go anywhere in the world, even if you are the White House of the President of the United States, you can spend money to buy tickets to visit." ” The old Taoist priest laughed and said: "Learn my spells, you can prolong your life, I am two hundred years old this year, but I can't lose my teeth."
In the future, if you cultivate the Fa, you will be able to do these things."
Xiao Lei is even more disdainful: "Life in the world, the emphasis is on living happily, even if you can only live for a few decades, as long as you live happily, it is better than doing nothing for hundreds of years."
The old Taoist priest had a bit of a strange look on his face, and said: "Learn my spells, you can naturally have self-defense techniques in the future, you are now a half-immortal body, if you meet someone with a strange heart, catch you back, use your body as a furnace, and even use you to refine the pill, you can help the Daoji, if you meet a monster who has cultivated into a spirit, it will eat you in one bite."
Aren't you afraid, don't you want to learn some spells?"
Xiao Lei nodded and said, "Say it earlier."
Anything that goes to heaven and earth to prolong life is a false advertisement.
I ask you, I worship you as a teacher, and you really teach me spells."
"Of course" Xiao Lei grinned and said, "Then what can you teach me?"
The old Taoist priest pondered for a moment and said, "The magic in my sect is boundless, there are four exercises, and your uncle Wu Daozi and his three senior brothers have learned one of the four exercises. ” After a pause, the old Taoist priest said slowly: "The first type, that is, what your uncle Wu Daozi learned, is to invite immortals to help Luan, feng shui physiognomy, Qimen Eight Techniques, after learning it, you can understand the heavenly machine, and you can know that fate will be auspicious and avoid evil from now on."
Xiao Lei immediately rolled his eyes and said: "I have studied with Wu Daozi for ten years, that is, what kind of fortune-telling things have been learned, these skills, I have learned to be just a fortune teller, and most of them will be regarded as charlatans in the future."
The old Taoist priest laughed and said: "Then I will teach you the exercises that my big apprentice learned, he learned the hundred schools of thought, the world's miscellaneous studies, after Daniel enters the Tao, you can be crowned in the world, and the person who is a person will attain the Tao in the future, and there will be a chance to ascend to immortality."
Xiao Lei simply found a futon on the ground and sat down, and said with a smile: "What are the hundred schools of thought, do you think it is still ancient to learn those things, what is the use of quality education in schools now, what is the emphasis is on learning mathematics, physics and chemistry, and I am not afraid that I will learn those hundred schools of thought when I go all over the world, do you think that it is still a feudal dynasty now, and you can go to the top exam to learn it."
The old Taoist priest looked a little embarrassed, and said again: "Then I will teach you the exercises of my second apprentice, he learned to rest the grain and clear the grain, participate in meditation, and refine the five grains and turbidity in the body."
After learning it, once you turn into a feather and ascend to immortality, you can also attain the Tao."
Xiao Lei simply cocked Erlang's legs and said lazily: "What kind of meditation and meditation, but also rest the grain and Bigu master, I have no meat to eat."
I can't wait for the delicacies of the mountains and seas to ask me to eat fasting and recite Buddha, it is better to kill me.
Don't learn, don't learn" The old Taoist priest gradually sweated on his forehead, gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, then I will call you and my three apprentices' exercises, he learned the technique of collecting yin and supplementing yang, and combining the techniques of double xiu, in addition to cultivating into red lead, pharmacological needle stone, refining pills If you learn it, if you can refine an elixir in the future, you can also take it to increase the Tao, and you will have the opportunity to ascend to immortals."
Xiao Lei's eyes lit up immediately when he heard "Picking Yin and Supplementing Yang", and he couldn't help but say: "This exercise is a bit Mingtang, well, the three apprentices you are talking about, is that Humpty Dumpty?"
The old Taoist priest couldn't help but wipe his sweat, his face was full of embarrassment, and he smiled: "Not bad." ” Xiao Lei restrained his naughty color, thought about it seriously for a few seconds, and sighed: "Alas, this exercise is somewhat interesting, but I have a headache when I hear what alchemy says, old Taoist, don't you know that according to scientific proof, what kind of pills refined by ancient alchemists are all containing excessive lead, and if you eat too much, you will become idiots and die."
The old Taoist priest finally saw the anger between his eyebrows, and couldn't help but stand up, shouting: "Don't learn this, don't learn what you want to learn."
Xiao Lei finally showed a little bit of his unique cunning expression on his face, his eyes lit up, and he grinned: "You said that you only have these four exercises in your door, it doesn't seem right, let me ask you, that light spirit son, what kind of skills he has learned, I will learn the exercises he cultivates."
It turned out that after meeting Qing Lingzi on the way up the mountain just now, Wu Daozi said that Qing Lingzi was powerful, and there were few opponents in the world, this cunning little scoundrel immediately paid attention, and at this moment he and the old Taoist priest went around for a long time, and finally said his ambition The old Taoist's face changed slightly, he looked at Xiao Lei a few times, and said in a deep voice: "The spell that Qinglingzi learned, that is the deepest thing in this sect, the so-called avenue is invisible, he cultivates the invisible method, this method is profound and subtle, it is the most profound method of becoming an immortal, after practice, the spell is extremely strong, and there is no opponent in the world, even if you meet the immortals of the heavenly realm, you can also win the battle, but this method is too domineering, but it is to enter the Tao with martial arts, Wu Daozi, the four of them are not blessed enough, their qualifications are insufficient, and they can't be cultivated in this life." ” "Ah, I understand" Xiao Lei laughed and said: "It turns out that Wu Daozi and a few of them are cultivating liberal arts, and the martial arts cultivated by Qinglingzi are all heavy martial arts and light literature Listen to you, those literary things are soft, but they are the most powerful methods." ” The old Taoist priest glanced at him and sneered: "The little guy is ignorant of Wu Daozi's exercises for the four of them, and the emphasis is on gradual progress, once he penetrates the heavenly machine, after ascending to immortal in the future, the practice of creating infinite and light spirits is too murderous, if there is no strong blessing and opportunity, it is very easy to enter the demon path":