In a place with unknown names and unknown coordinates.
Floating clouds are floating everywhere, a mountain peak is straight into the sky, a group of mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the scenery is merry.
However, if you look down, you will find that below this peak, there is no ground peak at all, as if suspended in a void of chaos.
With a bang, a golden light pierced the sky, piercing the surrounding layers of clouds and mist, and fell on the mountain peak.
"Immortal Master, the disciple is back."
The person who spoke was the human form transformed by the golden dragon, his face looked a little different than three years ago, his skin shone like jade with a faint brilliance, and his eyes were slightly more agile than three years ago, not like a puppet at the beginning.
He spoke to a figure sitting in the middle of the valley by the little lake.
Bodhi sat cross-legged on the shore of the small lake, holding a long bamboo pole in his hand, as if fishing, but there was not even a fishing hook on the bamboo pole, not even a fishing line, just such a bare bamboo pole.
"Did you bring things back?"
Bodhi smiled and removed a bamboo cloak from his head.
He was dressed in a robe, as if he was like an old fisherman in the world, his face was clearly full of wrinkles, but in those eyes, some strange brilliance flashed from time to time.
"Brought it back."
The golden dragon hung his head.
"You can bring it in and give it to him," Bodhi seemed to smile wryly.
Jin Long nodded, walked to the side of the mountain wall next to the valley, knocked lightly on the mountain wall a few times, and said loudly: "I brought back what you wanted." ” A tired and hoarse voice came from inside: "Throw it in" This voice is clearly Xiao Lei.
The golden dragon stretched out a finger and drew a circle on the mountain wall, and the circle of the Golden Light Cave immediately turned into a black hole in the mountain wall, and he then stuffed a white burden into it.
There was a satisfied cheer from Xiao Lei inside, but after a while, there was silence inside, and Xiao Lei suddenly scolded: "No, no, this thing, no, I don't want this."
Jin Long's face was a little unkind, and he couldn't help but shout: "Enough for you for this thing, I've already flown more than 30,000 miles."
Inside, Xiao Lei laughed and scolded, and suddenly snapped, and the white burden was thrown out of the black hole, Xiao Lei shouted: "No, no, no, no, what I want is either this, no, no, either you hurry up and find me what I want, or let me out quickly" Jin Long was a little helpless, when he heard a sudden thunder behind him.
"Enough" Looking back, Patriarch Bodhi had already stood up, the hat on his head had been thrown away, the robe on his body had also fallen aside, and the bamboo pole in his hand had been broken in half and thrown into the lake.
With anger on his face, this legendary fairy walked quickly to the entrance of the cave, and shouted: "Okay, you tricky boy, the world doesn't know how to dream about young people and ask God, and you want to learn spells from me, so you can let you sit in my cave and practice, as if I begged you."
Xiao Lei's voice smiled inside: "Yi Bodhi Patriarch, you are angry, don't forget our agreement, hum, you should have let me down the mountain two years ago, but forcibly left me here, what do you say, my Dao is unstable, I have already seen it, you are simply looking for someone to test your newly created set of mental methods, but I am so unlucky, I am used by you as a white mouse, I tell you, I have been practicing for two years with your heart-pleasing method, what bullshit, what hell Dao, I don't feel it at all, you try to see what it's like to be locked up in this cave for two years, master, I can't stand it, I'm going out, I'm going down, I'm going home, let's say okay, I'll learn your set of hellish minds, you have to meet all my conditions, don't be angry, if you lose, you have to let me go down the mountain" Bodhi's old face actually stiffened a little, raised his face and looked at the sky, took a deep breath, suddenly snorted, and laughed: "Nonsense, who said that I was angry as a teacher" Xiao Lei smiled: "Then what did you shout just now?"
"I am practicing the lion roar gong for my teacher" "Hmph, why don't you take off your clothes?"
"This is to remove the shackles on the body and use this golden body to collect the aura of heaven and earth" "Then why are you shaking, the flesh on your face is shaking?"
Bodhi was stopped, and then snorted, and laughed: "Aha, that's because I'm glad that I listened to you and was full of anger, obviously my cultivation has been quite diligent in the past few days, and my heart is happy."
Xiao Lei was silent for two seconds before he shouted: "Even if you are good, why don't you go fishing soon, I want to drink fresh fish soup made from the fish you caught with your own hands tonight, you have promised" Bodhi used almost all his mana to suppress the murderous aura in his stomach, his face was neither blue nor white, but he tried to laugh and said: "Okay, you can do the evening class with peace of mind first, I will check your progress in a while, and then I will give you fish soup" At the last two words, Bodhi almost gritted his teeth and popped out of his mouth.
God has mercy on him, even the monkey who was known for his stubbornness back then has never allowed himself to be so angry That's it, who said that he is the only one in the world now who is a half-immortal body who has cultivated the true magic trick This newly created mental method must find a mortal, have a reborn physique, and must have the foundation of the Truth Secret in order to cultivate and see the power.
Thinking about it now, most of his apprentices have already cultivated into a golden body, and they are no longer in the realm of mortals, and this kid is the only one who can cultivate this set of mental methods.
Thinking of this, I suddenly heard Xiao Lei shouting inside: "Don't forget, the water for boiling fish soup can't use ordinary water, I want rootless water in the West Queen Mother Yao Pond" Bodhi resisted the urge to flatten the whole mountain with a backhand, twisted his beard vigorously, shook his head and left, but glared at the golden dragon next to him, and waved his hand: "If you don't go to the Queen Mother of the West quickly, just say that I will borrow her a bottle of Yaochi rootless water" Jin Long seemed to be a little dissatisfied, but Bodhi shook his head and shouted: "If it weren't for the fact that you are not a mortal, I would have asked you to test that set of mental methods and Mo Duo said, you must know that in the eyes of the teacher, this hateful boy is now rare to go."
Seeing the golden dragon leaving, Bodhi recited the meditation mantra in his mouth, slowly came to the edge of the lake, and roared loudly: "If people in the world beat me, scold me, bully me, insult me, laugh at me, hate me, hate me, hate me, hate me, hate me, and hate me, how should I endure him, bear him, let him avoid him, avoid him, accept him, and come to see him in another hundred years."
He read a few words over and over again, the anger in his heart gradually dissipated, and with a flick of his sleeve, the two broken bamboo poles in the lake flew up automatically, reducing them to one, Bodhi laughed twice, and was sitting down to continue fishing, but he heard Xiao Lei crying like a wolf howling from the cave behind him: "A cigarette after dinner, happy like a god in bed after dinner, the fairy is my little obedient" When Bodhi heard the words "the fairy is my little obedient", he was really angry from his heart, and evil was born to the side of the gall, and the anger that he had endured was finally unbearable, and he suddenly shouted: "Shut up" His body flashed, he had already jumped to the mouth of the cave, and shouted: "Bastard boy, I have been angry with you for the past two years, and I am fed up with you, and I am fed up with you for your peace of life to sit in my cave to cultivate, if you want the wind, I will give the wind, if you want the rain, I will give you the rain, you say you want to eat peaches, I will give up my old face and go to heaven to pick it for you, you say that you want to eat ginseng fruit, I went to Zhen Yuanzi and asked for one, what is even more outrageous is that you say that the years in the mountains are lonely, you want to watch TV, you want to surf the Internet, and connect the wires and broadband optical cables to these thirty-three heavens, you you, you, what else do you want?"
There was silence in the cave for a long time, and after Bodhi said this in one breath, the depression in his heart dissipated a little, and seeing that there was no movement inside, he thought: Could it be that this kid has changed his mind Who knew that he had just thought of this, but he heard Xiao Lei sneering inside: "Hmph, Thirty-three Heavenly Hmph, don't you know, this world has already been wireless network technology again, you just don't know." ” Even though Bodhi is an immortal body, an immortal golden body formed by countless tribulations, he can't help but feel a little urge to vomit blood when he hears this.
I heard Xiao Lei dissatisfied inside: "You lied to me about what to accept me as an apprentice, but because I happen to have a special physique, and I happen to have practiced the magic of Yuanzhen, you asked me to practice your set of mental methods, first say that you will let me go back in a year, this has been three years, I am still locked up in this cave by you, Lao Tzu doesn't want to become an immortal at all, what kind of golden body to cultivate, relying on immortals, immortals are amazing, I have a wife, a daughter, and a large family waiting for me to raise, you lock me up here, my wife and daughter cry every day, what hell are you willing to practice when I am happy." ” After a pause, he shouted: "I'm not Sun Wukong, and I don't want to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, practice so much, what's the use, even if I practice invincible in the world, I play with myself every day, you are so powerful, you don't hide in this valley every day to fish and meditate, you have spells, no spells, is there a difference, it's just that you can fly, and those old men in the world have those old men in the world, raising fish and flowers every day, I don't think there is any difference between you and the gods and immortals, I am happy and comfortable in the world, accompanied by beautiful wives and concubines, children, How happy you are now, but you are locked up here, one pass is two years, no day and no night to practice your heart sutra, every three forks and fives, and be burned by the three flavors of real fire, please not everyone wants to be a fairy, not everyone wants to have an immortal golden body" To be continued: