Title: "Zhou Yue's Outing Travels" Signature: Bao'er "The weather is good today, the weather is sunny and cloudless.
My family lives in the southern suburbs, so at the suggestion of my sister, our family decided to go on an outing.
Miao Yan's mother said that she was going to Nanshan, but the new Aunt Xianyin said that she was going to the east of the sea, this Aunt Xianyin, may soon become one of my mothers, as a result, Miao Yan's mother and Xianyin's mother argued about where to go, and the two played more than a thousand tricks in the yard, alas, these two mothers are not only exactly the same, but even the spells are exactly the same, I heard that they are still the same sisters, It's a well-known overseas Xianshan faction, oh, Xianyin's mother has also been the head, it's so powerful, but it's still Miao Yan's mother who is even more powerful, and in the end, Miao Yan's mother showed a big nine days style, and finally shot down Xianyin's mother's sword, and finally everyone decided to go to Nanshan.
Well, in two days, I must find a way to ask Miao Yan's mother to teach me that trick."
"The family finally set off, I put on my beloved backpack and put on 3, considering that I might stop by on the South Mountain to see if I could hunt and catch any rabbits or something, I brought the magic weapon Splitting Wind Bow that Master Qinglingzi gave me, alas, I originally wanted to bring that set of Nine Heavens God Claws, but unfortunately I lost to my sister when I bet last year:.
Before leaving, Uncle Lei Roar and Aunt Ruhua also came to participate, they drove the newly bought Hanma car, and our family performed their own spells, Miao Yan's mother and Xianyin's mother were both swordsmen, and me, Xiaoqing's mother and sister were in the clouds, and soon left Uncle Lei Roar's car behind.
The scenery of Nanshan is very good, we played hide and seek in the mountains and forests at the beginning, my sister always won me, and then I got angry, so I used the Kunlun faction's wind word thirty-six chops to cut down a forest around it, and then I finally found her once, and the mothers said a few words to me, I realized that we should protect the environment from primary school, so I begged Miaoyan's mother to give me a few drops of fairy dew, sprinkled on the ground, and after a while, the big trees all grew back up, great In the evening, Xiaoqing's mother turned into a big snake, went out to catch two rabbits and came back, we barbecued on the mountain, but unfortunately everyone forgot the supplies to be fired, Xiaoqing's mother released a three-flavor real fire, as a result, not only burned the rabbit to ashes, but also almost burned the woods, fortunately, Xianyin's mother used Hanyugong to shoot a breath of cold air, and the fire was extinguished, alas, it was so dangerous."
Xiao Lei stared at the beads of his eyes and finished reading this thing, and finally couldn't help but slap the table and shouted, "What is this?"
Xiaoqing couldn't help but smile: "Bao'er's school composition." ” "School writing, composition" Xiao Lei groaned weakly.
Xiaoqing spread out his hand: "It's not over yet, you can take a look at the teacher's comments below."
Xiao Lei continued to look down, only to see a line of eye-catching red pen font that read: "I have never seen such an absurd and bizarre essay in my twenty-six years, and the student's thinking is confused and jaw-dropping, especially so many mothers, who have to express doubts about the student's family environment It is suggested that the student should try to read extracurricular reading materials such as fantasy novels in the future to avoid the poison of undesirable factors in the young mind, and hope that the parents can go to the school to meet in person, thinking that I am really worried about the family environment in which the student is located, and the following are the favorite writers of the life record of the performance: Note: When the other students in the class answered this item, they replied Lao She, Ba Jin, or a little more popular, answered the tree on the spring tree, Duras, etc., and it was not surprising that someone answered Jin Yong.
And the student's answer was: Dancing, the Tang family visited the students after the three young people, only to learn that it was a fantasy writer who has been quite popular recently, and it can be seen from the content of the student's essay that the student has been poisoned by fantasy and has become dangerous Career in mind: Most of the answers in the class are scientists, engineers, lawyers, and doctors.
It is not surprising that some girls answered that they wanted to become stars, but Ling Qianjin replied: Immortals What is the difference between this way of thinking and kindergarten children?"
Seeing this, there was a heavy red ink spot on the paper, thinking that when the teacher wrote this, he was emotional, indignant, his fingers trembled, and the tip of the pen accidentally clicked on the paper.
Favorite sport: The classmates answered nothing more than football, basketball, table tennis, and some students answered fitness, taekwondo, martial arts, etc., which is not an exaggeration, but Ling Qianjin replied: Swordsmanship is specially indicated, and it must be the thunder word of the Kunlun faction.
These answers are speechless Final summary: In the past 26 years, I have never seen such an inexplicable student come to the school to discuss the student's problems."
Below is a powerful signature on the back of a paper, and it is clear that the teacher wrote to the end, and the emotions were agitated and uncontrollable.
After reading this, Xiao Lei was completely speechless.
After being silent for a long time, he glanced at Xiaoqing pitifully, swallowed hard and foamed: "Xiaoqing, what do you mean by showing me this?"
Xiaoqing smiled lightly, the smile on her face was extremely sweet, and she said with a smile: "Bao'er is your daughter."
"Of course," Lei nodded immediately.
Although strictly speaking, Boa is not "biological" to him.
Xiaoqing still smiled so sweetly, and then took out a thin booklet from the back: "Then you can take a look at this again." ” "xxxx kindergarten" "Name: Lei Xiaobei."
Xiao Lei glanced up at Xiao Qing: "This is Belle's" "Hmm."
Xiaoqing sighed and said, "Look down." ” This is a comprehensive evaluation of Belle, probably the year-end assessment of students in kindergarten and something like that.
Belle is still quite competitive, and has received almost perfect marks in subjects such as music, arithmetic, etc.
But in the project of moral integrity, he actually got a huge "0".
"What does this mean" Xiao Lei was a little puzzled.
"Zero."
Xiaoqing spread out her hands, her expression a little helpless.
"Zero points" Xiao Lei's eyes widened: "Our Belle is smart and cute, how can Bing Xue be smart and loved by everyone, how can he only get zero points" "It's very simple, you can see it when you look down" Xiaoqing smiled mysteriously, she slowly took the booklet from Xiao Lei's hand, and read it out loud "Belle's classmate has a more serious tendency to violence" Xiaoqing said this, explaining: "Just last month, she threw a boy in the same class who was just four years old on the roof.
Of course, no one believed that she threw the child on the roof, the child was only four years old, and he couldn't say clearly, but according to the result of our coming back and carefully interrogating Belle, the result was that the little boy grabbed Belle's braids, and as a result, your baby daughter, she threw them on the roof, and suffered on the roof for an hour, fortunately, the kindergarten teacher didn't know what happened, the little boy was too young to tell what happened, but obviously, everyone believed that it was your daughter who was bullying other children.
And " "Also, about last week, Belle had an argument with another boy because of a fight over an orange during lunch, and as a result, Belle used a spell to conjure a nine-colored snake with three heads, and the boy was so frightened that he fainted on the spot, and after waking up, he couldn't say anything except crying, and now he is so frightened that he is in a trance, and it is said that he has gone through the transfer procedures.
And in kindergarten, your daughter has been listed as the most troublesome child.
As for the other little things, it goes without saying."
"Little things," Little Ray groaned.
"Yes, the meaning of the little things is: for example, the teacher's head is burned, a female teacher is turned bald, or a dozen rats are summoned by spells, and the kindergarten is closed for three days to clean up.
Or, turning the head of the kindergarten into a pig's head."
"These are small things" "Yes."
Xiaoqing smiled bitterly: "Because of the treatment we carried out with the powder of the forget-me-forget grass afterwards, the parties involved were all erased by us from this unpleasant memory, so the matter has been taken care of, and there is no basket to poke out, so it can only be regarded as a small matter." ” Xiao Lei was already starting to feel pain in his head, and he rubbed his temples vigorously: "Xiaoqing, what do you mean by showing me this?"
Xiao Qing sighed: "Xiao Lei, you should know that it is now the end of this year's school year. ” "Well, so what?"
Xiaoqing still has that sweet smile: "Then you should know about your human world, your child's school will have an activity at the end of the school year every year, called the parent-teacher association."
"Every family, every family, parent-teacher association" Xiao Lei jumped up.
"Yes."
Xiaoqing sighed: "As the father of the child, shouldn't you attend I believe that the teachers at the school have gathered quite a lot of resentment and are ready to vent to you." ” "Or" Xiao Lei thought for a while: "Let's transfer our children, there are so many schools and kindergartens in Nandu." ” "Xiao Lei" Xiao Qing said seriously: "You must know that always changing the environment may not be a good thing for the growth of children, and" Speaking of this, Xiao Qing was a little helpless: "In the three years that you have been away from home, we have changed at least three or four schools for Bao'er Belle, basically the suitable schools in Nandu have been replaced, if they are replaced, they can only be sent to other places, and they can be sent to other schools, do you think the teachers of the school can control your baby daughters?"
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