In the past two days, I have encountered some things, my physical health, mood and mood, and work status have fallen into a very bad situation, and I have bounced for two days, and I will not say any excuses and reasons.
Resumed the update today, and it's finally back.
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Chapter 212 Shocking the world, crying ghosts and gods In the Buck coffee shop, on a sofa near the counter, Champagne was wearing a waiter's apron, but she was lazily leaning back on the sofa, holding a recent issue of EE magazine in both hands, and she was reading it intently.
Behind the counter, she stood there with a flushed face, a thin laptop in front of her, she looked a little nervous, her fingers were a little stiff, and she didn't seem to understand how to fiddle with such a new thing.
Standing beside her as her guide, it was actually a fat man The fat man's face was excited, the smile on his face was no different from flattering, he was at a loss, standing beside the goddess in his heart, he almost didn't even know where to put his hand, but he couldn't cry or laugh.
"This, Miss Yan, well, that's not how computers are used" The fat man was frustrated: "You press ctrc on the computer keyboard at home, and then press ctrv on the computer in the store, it's definitely not okay, no, no, even if it's the same article, no, no, it's not a computer but it's advanced, no matter how expensive the computer is, it's not good."
Yan Yan's face was a little depressed, and he glanced at the fat man: "Ah, am I stupid?"
The fat man hurriedly puffed up his chest, shook his head and said loudly: "Of course it's not that our Miss Lingling is the most icy and smart girl in the world, who dares to say that you are stupid, I will fight with him" After that, the fat man looked at his white face like clotted fat up close, and couldn't help swallowing and spitting, the fat on his face trembled, and said cautiously: "Miss Yan, I'll teach you to use the office system again, okay?"
As he spoke, he subconsciously looked at the delicate little hand he put on the counter, and suddenly a thought came to his heart: If I teach Miss Ling to use the mouse when I use the office, will I have the opportunity to touch Miss Ling's little hand?
Thinking of this, the fat man's face suddenly turned red as if Guan Gong, and the whole person was like being beaten with chicken blood, and his spirit suddenly lifted, but then he saw his innocent eyes looking at him, and his soft voice was a little concerned: "Fat brother, what's wrong with you, are you not feeling well, I see that your face is not very good." ” The fat man's throat rattled, looking at his eyes as pure as snow, he suddenly felt a little ashamed in his heart, and couldn't help but raise his hand and slap himself twice, and scolded in his heart: Bastard bastard is such a pure and noble goddess as Miss Ya Ling, you dare to have blasphemous thoughts to kill you and kill you He slapped himself three or four times in one go, and suddenly the fat on both cheeks was swollen.
He was stunned, and couldn't help but say "ah": "You, you" "It's okay" The fat man's eyes dodged: "There are mosquitoes." ” The champagne that was originally reading a magazine on the sofa next to him was already rolling on the sofa with laughter at the moment, and said with a smile: "Don't be surprised, the fat man is sick again." ” "Sick" Ling frowned and thought about it, stretched out his delicate palm, gently touched the fat man's forehead, and then looked at the fat man's eyes: "Are you sick?"
The fat man was so ashamed that he couldn't wait to find a hole to get into, looking at his beautiful face, his heart was pounding, and suddenly he screamed "ah", turned around and ran out from behind the counter, rushed all the way into the backyard, and shouted: "Miss Yanya."
I'm sorry it's all my fault."
"Hahahaha" Champagne laughed and fell, looking at the dazed Yanling, she stood up and walked over, across the counter, reached out and gently pinched her small straight nose, and sighed with a smile: "Alas, such a charming little beauty, no wonder men are fascinated by you." ” She blushed, turned her head sideways to avoid Champagne's hand, and said, "Sister Champagne, what are you talking about?"
Champagne looked at her and grinned: "Look at you, you are so beautiful at such a young age, and in two or three years, when your figure grows, won't it turn all beings upside down."
Alas, that is, Chen Xiao's little bastard doesn't know how to cherish it, and he is willing to always leave a little beauty like you at home alone, he is really ruthless to change others, I am afraid that I can't wait to be tied to you every day.
I'm afraid I'll fall if I hold it in my hand, and I'm afraid I'll melt it in my mouth. ” She blushed with shame, didn't dare to look at Champagne's eyes, and twisted: "Sister Champagne" At this moment, there was a dissatisfied rebuke from the backfield: "Hey fatty, what kind of nerves do you have?"
Then I saw the cabbage running out with sweat on his forehead, his face was a little annoyed, his sleeves were rolled, his hands were still wet, and after rushing out, he looked at Champagne and Ya Ling: "Who of you knows what's wrong with the fat man, I was busy for a long time before I made a pudding that was knocked over by him and I was angry with me."
Champagne supported her chin with her hands and stood there smiling: "Our fat brother is sick, it seems that he is still sick." ” When she said the fat brother, she learned enough of the simple and innocent tone of her voice, which made her blush, but then this innocent little girl's face suddenly sank, looked at Champagne with a straight face, and actually said with a rare solemn attitude: "Sister Champagne, I don't like this kind of joke Chen Xiao is coming back soon, if he comes back, you still make this kind of joke, I will be really angry."
Champagne was stunned for a moment, but she was not annoyed, but she suddenly laughed a few times, and reached out and pinched her face: "Our little oi has opened up."
He blushed and almost hung his head down the counter.
At this time, the door was pushed open, and Xu Ershao staggered in, shouting loudly: "Cabbage, cabbage" The cabbage glared at him, and said angrily: "What are you shouting?"
Xu Ershao walked in with helplessness on his face, nodded to the champagne by the counter, and walked directly to the cabbage, and said with a grin: "Something happened, can you go back with me?"
"Where are you going?"
the cabbage frowned.
"Go back to my house."
Xu Ershao coughed: "There is an elder from this hometown, I must see you." ” The cabbage suddenly blushed, stomped his feet and said, "What are you talking about, you, your parents are here, and you won't go when you see what I'm doing."
Xu Ershao smiled slightly, leaned in, and said with a smile: "You are my girlfriend, and I am the only heir in the family now, and it is normal for the elderly to care." ” The cabbage snorted, blushed, and said angrily: "Who is your girlfriend, I never promised you, you are pestering me by yourself." ” Xu Ershao grinned and said, "Okay, okay, I won't force you, you're not my girlfriend, you're the girl I like, it's okay."
"The more you talk, the more you don't like it," the cabbage said angrily: "You like a lot of girls you like, you can just find one to accompany you back."
After speaking, he turned around and was about to leave, but Xu Ershao grabbed his wrist, and the cabbage was so angry that he stomped his feet, but he saw this annoying guy with a calm face, looked at himself and said slowly: "You are wrong, cabbage, I only like you now, and I will only like you in the future, and there is no one else." ” Although he said this lightly, it was not a sweet word, but his eyes were extremely firm and solemn, especially when he spoke, even his eyes seemed to be shining, this kind of appearance was something that cabbage had never seen in Xu Ershao.
"You get ready, I'll pick you up in the afternoon."
Xu Ershao smiled lightly, didn't ask the cabbage if he agreed, winked at the cabbage, turned his head and left.
The cabbage was already frozen, and his heart was a little dazed for a while, and he was stunned there.
The champagne next to him looked in his eyes and sighed: "Alas, look at it, look at the heart of a pure girl who has been deceived by this kind of man" said, and turned his head to look at him, and said with a smile: "You are cute, you don't have to worry about these sweet bad men, your brother Chen Xiao will protect you well haha" Xu Ershao pretended to be cool, strode to the door, opened the door, walked too quickly, and bumped into a figure who was walking in, as a result, Xu Ershao suddenly felt as if he had hit a wall, a force blocked himself back, and suddenly fell heavily to the ground.
He had just put on a cool appearance, and he was immediately knocked to the ground, annoyed in his heart, and immediately yelled: "I can't walk long eyes by which bastard" I looked up, but I was stunned.
The sun shone in from the outside, covering this person's body, he was standing at the door, under the sun, although his face was backlit, the smile on his face was still so clear, and he stretched out his hand to Xu Ershao: "Ershao, I'm back." ” "Little Five" Xu Ershao still had half a bit of anger on his face, grabbed Chen Xiao's hand and jumped up from the ground, and then the two hugged happily, Xu Ershao also hammered Chen Xiao, looked at Chen Xiao and scolded: "You ran out for a month, you haven't had a phone call for a month, say it quickly, where have you been hiding this month, tell me quickly" At this time, the man behind the counter had already come to his senses, and suddenly ran from inside, and he couldn't care about so many people around him, so he opened his arms and crashed into Chen Xiao's arms.
Xu Ershao was stunned for a moment, then slowly took a few steps back with a smile on his face.
Chen Xiao was also a little surprised, in his impression, he was not so bold and unrestrained But he hugged Chen Xiao tightly, and he didn't raise his head, he buried it in Chen Xiao's chest, but his small body trembled slightly, and his shoulders trembled, and when he raised his head, there were already tears on his face.
"What's wrong," Chen Xiao asked softly.
"I'm so worried about you."
He cried and cried: "I always had nightmares a few days ago, dreaming that you were in danger of something" Chen Xiao looked at the concern in her eyes, sighed in her heart, stretched out her fingers to gently flick the tears from the corners of her eyes, and took out a tissue to wipe her carefully.
Chen Xiao's movements are very natural and smooth, and she is just obediently nestled in Chen Xiao's arms, like an obedient cat, raising her little face and letting Chen Xiao wipe her face.
The two seem to have become accustomed to this kind of intimate action, and they seem to be extremely harmonious.
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Cabbage stood behind, originally saw Chen Xiao come back, her face also moved, and her footsteps couldn't help but move forward a few points, but unfortunately only moved two steps, and saw that she had already rushed into Chen Xiao's arms, seeing the two hugging each other, Cabbage suddenly felt a little bitter in her mouth, and couldn't help but show a little faint color in her eyes.
I suddenly felt a little discouraged in my heart, and I couldn't help but sigh softly.
At this moment, suddenly a voice that seemed to be smiling came from the side: "Why is the beauty sighing?"
When he raised his eyelids, he saw Xu Ershao, a guy with a hippie smile, standing beside him and looking at him.
The cabbage glanced at him, bit his lip, and didn't speak.
Xu Ershao's expression at this time was not as frivolous as before, although he was still smiling, but his eyes were very clear, and he seemed very sincere, and suddenly quietly pinched the cabbage's wrist below, and the two stood side by side, Xu Ershao said softly: "Actually, I know what you have been thinking all along."
It's just that you can also see that there is already someone in that position in that person's arms. ” After a pause, he turned his head and patted his chest gently: "Well, the place here is still empty, and it has been reserved for you." ” Originally, the cabbage was held by him, and he subconsciously wanted to break free, but after listening to Xu Ershao's words, looking at the other party's shining eyes, suddenly the idea of breaking free in his heart weakened a lot, and he couldn't help but forget about the struggle, and let Xu Ershao pull his wrist like this.
"Wow, are all of these gifts a gift?"
Seeing Chen Xiao carrying in a bunch of mountain-like things from the outside, everyone smiled, and the brightest smile was naturally champagne, and patted Chen Xiao's shoulder hard: "You know each other."
The gift of cabbage is several beautifully wrapped food boxes, which contain a variety of delicious cakes such as dumplings that are unique to this book.
Champagne gifts, Chen Xiao took out a large stack of product albums of major luxury brands, well, it's just a picture album, Champagne's face was immediately angry, fortunately, Chen Xiao presented a Bulgari packaging box in time, after opening it, there was a string of exquisite bracelets inside, champagne turned anger into joy, and regardless of the people next to him, he kissed Chen Xiao's face with a big grin.
As for Xu Ershao, when Chen Xiao took out a large number of comic books that had been packed, Xu Ershao hadn't spoken yet, and the people next to him were already curious: "Yi comics" Xu Ershao laughed: "Sure enough, it's my brother, I know that I like these things, well, thank you" But at this time, the cabbage was very curious and took out a book from below, and the cover was a girl with a hot body, wearing a set of maid costumes and looking at the cover, it was a real dance favorite of the moon group Xu Ershao next to him suddenly changed color when he saw it, but before he could stop it, the cabbage had already opened it casually: "Yi, the cover is very beautiful."
I saw that she opened the page casually, but saw a human body full of white flowers, which was in the movement of some kind of primitive xxoo of human beings, and the men and women with white flowers on it, I don't know how many, it was a group war, and the cabbage's face suddenly turned red, and he threw away the book heavily, and took a sip: "Bah, it turned out to be this kind of thing" As he spoke, he glared at Xu Ershao: "It turns out that you have this kind of perverted hobby."
Fang was only taken advantage of the opportunity by Xu Ershao to shake his hand, and a gap was slightly loosened in his heart, and he immediately closed it again, and he couldn't help but think angrily in his heart: What a hell, I actually hummed just now, a playboy is a playboy, and it is not credible at all to like this kind of obscene thing, this painting of so many men and women together, this bastard must like this kind of tone, I am really damned, I was actually soft on this kind of bastard just now Poor Xu Ershao, after some hard work, he saw a glimmer of the sun, which slightly touched the heart of the cabbage, and he was immediately beaten back to the prototype, and he also had an additional title of "pervert" in the cabbage's heart, but I was afraid that I wanted to cry without tears.
Seeing that the cabbage stood up angrily and walked back to the backyard, Xu Ershao cried with a sad face and glanced at Chen Xiao with a resentful look.
Chen Xiao spread out her hand and said with a wry smile: "I don't blame me for this, how did I know that she would get such a copy as soon as she took it." ” Xu Ershao has become more and more frustrated recently, waved his hand, and immediately put away his depression: "That's it, continue to work hard in the future, one day it will break her heart."
After a pause, he coughed, "Just in time you're back."
Come and eat at my house in the evening. ” "Oh why" "I" Xu Ershao's eyes showed a wry smile: "Our old lady is here." ” As soon as she heard the words "old lady", Chen Xiao's face suddenly changed, revealing a ridiculous expression, and swallowed foam: "Old lady, you mean" "It's the old man who is here, alas, there are a few old ladies in our family, isn't it just such a living treasure?"
Seeing the strange expressions of the two young men, Champagne couldn't help but ask, "What are you talking about?"
” Xu Ershao sighed: "An old ancestor in our family."
Speaking of this old lady, she is not the kind of rich old lady with a kind smile on her face in an ordinary rich family.
Speaking of this old lady, it is really earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods This old lady's surname is Lin, and she is more than seventy, and eighty is not enough.
It is Xu Ershao's old man's mother-in-law.
After his son became a tycoon and a rich man, he didn't like to come to a big city like N City, but he still stayed in his old home, saying that the air in the big city was not good, and he was not used to it.
Xu Ershao's father spent a sum of money to buy a piece of land on the outskirts of the small city in his hometown and made a farm for the old man to live in.
But if you think that this old lady is the kind of ordinary old man who likes to play with flowers and plants to pass the time, you are very wrong How to say it, this old lady can be described as a "model of the new era", a "modern old man" who progresses at the same time as the times If you don't believe it, just talk about the great deeds of this old lady, and it will be enough to scare you to death Have you ever seen an old lady who has a typing speed of more than 180 a minute, chatting with three people at the same time with QQ, and playing mahjong on QQ games Have you ever seen a little woman with gray hair but flying fingers, with the speaker on, staring intently at the screen dancing, skillfully playing the dance troupe?
Five years ago, the old lady began to contact the Internet, and four years ago, under the pseudonym "Hair Like Snow", she had become a famous Internet talent in a BBS, but she didn't know that this "Hair Like Snow" was actually white hair like snow Three years ago, the old lady began to contact online games, at the beginning of playing a famous Korean kimchi game, the result was the first to enter a certain guild, mixed very ordinary, and then the old lady watched coldly how other female players in the guild were mixed, a few days later, the old lady Huo Ran cheerful.
In less than a month, the old lady's character level skyrocketed, and she became the first female master in the guild.
At that time, even Xu Ershao was puzzled, and finally by coincidence, he saw the content of the old lady's chat with the boss of the guild online when she teamed up to fight monsters, although it was just a glimpse, but it scared Xu Ershao's heart and guts The content is: "Well, I hate it, people just want a magic ring."
Just this sentence made the bold Xu Ershao thunder on the outside and tender on the inside Xu Ershao later asked the old lady: "How do you deceive those guys" These online gamers are better than the other, some dinosaur women, or shemale men, like to find some beautiful pictures to deceive others is their own photos, but they were quickly exposed.
However, the old lady was unanimously recognized by the guild as a big beautiful old woman, how could she do such a shocking scam The old lady pouted with her already shriveled mouth and told the truth: It turned out that the old lady got a bunch of photos of girls from Xu Ershao's computer, and those photos were all a beautiful woman from the school that Xu Ershao had soaked in during that time, and the photos were the freshest, but they were not the kind of old pictures that had been circulated on the Internet, so it was naturally easier for people to believe What's even worse is that the old lady actually aimed at her little grandson's gallery, and often ran to get a few new pictures to come during that time Xu Ershao and the chick had a hot fight, and every few days the chick would take a few new pictures and send them to Xu Ershao.
Xu Ershao, a prodigal son, naturally has an extremely outstanding appearance and figure.
The old lady is so stiff, deceiving those online player otaku.
The most terrible thing is that Xu Ershao took that one home to play, and the old lady deliberately pretended not to understand the computer, in the name of coaxing the one who helped her repair the computer, let the one sit in front of her computer and fiddle with a certain software, in fact, the old lady was entangled by the people in the guild at that time, for fear that the scam would be exposed, so she found such an opportunity and turned on the camera.
It is conceivable that when the few otaku with green eyes on the other side of the computer saw that it was really a first-class beauty in the video, how enthusiastic they were at that time Unfortunately, the picture was quickly broken.
But because of this, it is even more confirmed that the female player "Hair Like Snow" has become the title of the first beauty in the whole server In less than a month later, the number controlled by the old lady had already mastered the three strongest artifacts in the whole server.
Just when the boss of a guild was excited to meet "Fa Ruxue" offline, the old lady had already drifted away, and since then, this game has not appeared anymore, Xu Ershao has respected the old lady in his family like a god Xu Ershao also asked the old lady why she didn't continue to play, and the old naughty boy grinned: "You and that girl are broken, and I won't be able to get new photos in the future, but how can I continue to coax these little cubs" Later, somehow, the old lady fell in love with the bubble hall, a place where there are many girls and players.
But this time, the old lady changed her body and changed to a role with a male surname to continue acting. also took a very popular ID at the time, "dare to laugh at Yang Guo is not infatuated" This time, he hit Xu Ershao with the idea openly and forced Xu Ershao to take n more photos, and then fought with many resentful girls in the bubble hall, and countless Huaichun dinosaurs on the opposite side looked at the photos of Xu Ershao sent by the old lady, and they were even more spring-hearted, thinking that there was really such a handsome and handsome character on the Internet, but the old lady ran into it The old lady didn't do anything, and even ordered Xu Ershao to help her have two video chats, which made those Internet resentful women think that the one sitting opposite was a peerless beautiful man who looked like Pan An What's even more infuriating is that in the end, after the gang of resentful girls were entangled, they made a party, and the old lady herself naturally couldn't show up, but she sent Xu Ershao out to the party.
Xu Ershao could only go under the majesty of the old man, but when he saw the resentful women, he was so frightened that he ran away on the spot.
After coming back, he only said one sentence: "It turns out that there are really no beauties on the Internet, only dinosaurs" It's just that since then, the old man finally couldn't continue to mix in the circle of resentful women, and after getting tired of playing, he finally made up his mind to quit the online game.
It's just that she is not in the rivers and lakes, but the rivers and lakes have her legend in a certain game and a certain suit, the name circle of "hair is like snow" It is said that the old lady came to a large literary website of the day, and first wrote a few old-school mandarin duck butterfly card things, but found that after reading it once, Huo Ran was cheerful: It turns out that the protagonist must be invincible, the woman must be, and the enemy must be mentally retarded My old man understands Subsequently, the old man created masterpieces such as evil x law x awe-inspiring fighting x continent in one go, which dominated the Internet for a while.
It's just a year later, but he quit again.
Xu Ershao asked the old lady why.
The old man sighed: "Write these Raush things, they have to be updated every day, my old man doesn't have that kind of energy" Such an old lady, but turned into a demon, ignoring men and women on the Internet, upside down sentient beings You say, such an old man, is not a essence Chen Xiao knows all these great deeds of the old man.
At this moment, when I heard that the old lady had come to N City, I couldn't help but change my face: "Taishang and her old man are here, what is the matter this time?"
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Xu Ershao smiled bitterly and said the answer'' To be continued: