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Chapter 0: Char's Thunder


In general, Char Thundering is a standard "turtle".

The meaning of the turtle is that he was born in a reckless manner, or simply, he is a lonely and unheard rough man born in the mountains.

For example, he ate every meal without meat, and his best talents were chopping wood and hunting, and until he was sixteen years old, he thought that the most beautiful woman in the world was the town's sofian aunt who carried a doll and had a waist as thick as a wine barrel, even though she was already a mother of two children.

And his name: Char Thundering.

This name seems to be quite a bit of Oriental mystery, in fact, it is just when Xia Lei Ming was three years old, there was no name, Dad was drunk one day and patted his head, remembered his duty as a father, looked up at the sky, it happened to be summer, and it happened to be thundering.

So, Char Thundering had her own name From this, you can imagine how irresponsible this father is.

Fortunately, the day of the name was only thunder, and if it was hail or sandstorm, maybe he could only go to a cave with names like "spring sandstorm" or "winter hail" and live a disgraceful life.

At the same time, Char's thundering's vulgarity is also manifested in his belief that burlap is better and more durable than silk, of course, a very important reason is that Char's thundering is so poor that he basically can't afford silk.

You can understand this mentality as the sour grape mentality of not being able to eat grapes.

Of course, one of the most important reasons why he is very poor is that most of his hunting income has to consume more than half of the old guy to change wine The old guy is Char Leiming's father, but when he was eight years old, Char Leiming knew that this old guy was not his biological father at all: although the age of eight years old is not too big, but at least it is enough to know some common sense, at least, genetically speaking, this blue-eyed old guy will never give birth to a black-eyed son.

So, after the age of eight, he refused to call the old guy "Daddy" again.

As for Char Leiming's background, the old guy can't say clearly.

In his words: "On a dark and windy night many years ago, my old man was barbeconing in the field, and he had just finished roasting a pheasant, and then he turned the tree to soak and pee, and when he came back, he saw your boy lying on my fire, and only half of a roasted chicken leg was left.

Do you know what was the first thought that came to my mind when I saw the little one, who was only a little bit bigger, holding a half-nibbled chicken leg?"

Every time he said this, the old guy would deliberately shake his head twice, and then look at Xia Lei with disdain: "What I think of is that you are a kid, you can eat so much at such a young age, and you will definitely eat Lao Tzu poor in the future."

By the way, the old guy is an old drunkard, and Char Thundering is a little drunkard.

The reason for this phenomenon is that when Char was a child, he cried with hunger one time, and this shameless old guy actually took wine and poured it into the little guy to eat in order to be lazy.

As a result, before the little guy was weaned, he was started by the old guy to raise himself as an alcoholic.

This made the little one's alcohol increase extremely terrifying, and by the time he was thirteen years old, the old man could no longer drink him.

It also made it impossible for this poor family to support two massive drunkards at the same time two years ago, so the old guy shamelessly announced the prohibition of alcohol against Char Leiming.

By the way, one of the skills that Char Leiming is most proud of is: chopping wood.

But this is also an important reason why he despises the old guy.

The reason is that the old guy always kept boasting that he was a well-known swordsman on the mainland, but unfortunately Xia Ya Leiming had never seen the old guy use a sword in his life.

In fact, they didn't have a sword at home, and the closest thing to a sword in shape was the black fire fork that was thrown into the hearth.

When he was a little older, boys always liked to dance and play with guns, but Xia Ya Leiming listened to the old guy's boasting, saying that he wanted to learn martial arts from the old guy, and at the beginning this old thing still took a shelf, but he couldn't stand Xia Ya Leiming's soft grinding and hard bubbles, so he finally reluctantly agreed, and began a miserable life for more than ten years.

It's just a matter of standing on a stump and carrying water to boil the muscles and bones, as for bathing with a kind of herb that smells so bad that it can directly smoke people unconscious every day, Char Leiming also endured it.

What he hated the most was that the old guy claimed to be a kendo master, but he refused to teach himself how to wield a sword The tavern in the town once came to a down-and-out itinerant poet, who told the legendary stories of several famous swordsmen on the continent, and at that time the young Char Lei Ming was fascinated by it, and dreamed of being like the arrogant and noble swordsmen in the story, white as snow, black clothes as iron, and a sharp sword in his hand, happy and revenge, what a style it was But the old guy claims to be a master of swordsmanship, but the only weapon he can teach Char to use is an axe Don't get me wrong, it's not the legendary tomahawks or axe guns.

It is the kind of six copper plates sold in the blacksmith shop in the town, and the standard configuration for the villagers in the nearby mountains to go up the mountain to chop firewood.

As for how well the axe skills are practiced, Char Leiming doesn't know.

The old guy once said that the axe skills he taught Xia Ya Leiming were actually taking the road of anti-Park Guizhen, and the people who generally use the axe usually pay attention to accuracy and ruthlessness, and the old man said to Xia Lei Ming: When can you practice the axe with a "skillful" word, it will be considered home.

Accurate and ruthless, Char Lei Ming knew what it meant.

When he was thirteen years old, he could cut off the tail of a running rabbit with an axe from fifty paces away.

But how to practice the "skillful" word trick is a matter of opinion.

At least, according to what the old man said, it is obviously difficult to carve a flower on the tofu with an axe weighing more than 20 catties.

In fact, Xia Lei Ming has always been a little skeptical about the axe skills that the old guy taught him, because all he practiced every day was: chopping wood, cutting tofu, plus disemboweling the prey that was brought back, splitting the tendons and flesh and chopping the bones.

Although he was skeptical, this set of "axe skills" Xia Ya Leiming still practiced for ten years.

He practiced very diligently, but every time he practiced, the old man didn't make an evaluation, at most he just squatted next to him with a wine bottle and drank and watched, and there was no appreciation or dissatisfaction in his eyes, and his eyes were always drunk and hazy.

It wasn't until more than a year ago, before the old guy died of illness, that he was finally willing to open his mouth to evaluate the martial arts of his adopted son.

It's just that what he said at that time made Xia Ya Leiming think for three days and couldn't be sure, whether the old guy was praising himself, or scolding himself in a different way, but he himself doubted the second guess.

Because he wanted to drink when the old guy was sick in bed at the end, Char Leiming refused this request considering the old guy's physical health, and it was also because the family was so poor that they couldn't open the pot.

Probably this caused the indignation of the old guy.

Well, that's what the old guy said before he died.

At that time, he looked at his adopted son with a complicated look and sighed: "My set of Thousands of Soldiers can be trained by you like this, and it can be regarded as fucking creative After I die, you are not allowed to touch the axe, any other swords, guns, swords and sticks are fine, but you are not allowed to touch the axe, so as not to die blindly

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