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Chapter 20 [Goblin Aristocrats? 】


There is no reason to talk about this turtle.

Char ignored the resentment in the poor worm's heart, and since the negotiation failed, he directly chose the most straightforward solution: violence A certain philosopher of mankind once said that violence does not solve all problems.

Fortunately, the old guy also mentioned this sentence when educating Char, but the old guy's evaluation was very different: "The guy who said this must be the kind of fool who is full and doesn't know that the hungry man is hungry, and violence can't solve all problems, but it can solve most of the problems, if someone can't get along with you, then at this time, talking about philosophy with the other party to convince people with virtue is simply taking off his pants and farting, in other words, I'm just rushing up and hitting him with a few big mouths to find his teeth all over the ground, so that when he sees you in the future, his legs are shaking and his urines are incontinent, this kind of stupid words are like the kind of fool who sighs that money is not everything Remember, boy, if someone tells you that money isn't everything, then that kind of person must be the kind of poor and sour guy who likes to pretend to be stupid.

If someone tells you that violence doesn't solve the problem, then this kind of guy must be constantly bullied with violence and full of sourness. ” Obviously, the old guy's education of Char was successful in this regard.

So after Char finished the negotiation, he simply rushed forward with an axe.

The goblins are still arguing fiercely, their opinions are not on the same page, and they are still arguing about a crucial question: who will go up first to play the striker.

In the Goblin tradition, the striker means cannon fodder.

Their motto is: Fight last and rush to the front.

This is also the more fundamental reason why goblins have repeatedly failed in regular battles in the wildfire field, whether they are facing dwarves or humans, despite their large numbers.

Therefore, when Char actually took the initiative to pounce on him with an axe, the first reaction of these goblins was to be stupid.

It wasn't until Char rushed up to him and kicked one of the goblin leaders in the head, denting the big carrot-like nose into his head, that the other goblins dispersed with a scream of "Oakok".

Char roared excitedly, and the battle axe turned into countless cold lights, and after the four moves of "chopping wood" were completed, the few goblins who were originally beside him were no longer able to stand.

The rest of the goblins fought back in a panic, and the guys shouted and fought back with their short spears and broken knives, but Char held the big shield in one hand and hid half of his body behind the shield.

The shield was snatched from the hands of the giant Ni Gul in the four shows of the royal city, and the shield was more than a meter high, and the goblins were helpless in the face of this kind of shield: they were too short, and this shield was erected in front of them, like a wall, and the goblins had to jump ridiculously if they wanted to attack Char, and then put their weapons over the shield to attack Char.

Otherwise, you can only spread your legs and run around, but the short body of the goblin is really not good at running.

And so there was a ridiculous scene in the scuffle: Char was tall and stood out from the crowd, with an axe in one hand and a shield in the other, while a group of goblins screamed and jumped around him.

In the beginning, Char had the absolute upper hand.

He took down a dozen goblins in one goblin, and then the guys began to learn to be cunning.

A few of the goblins spotted Char's weakness: when he raised his shield, his feet were exposed.

So, the goblins began to roll on the ground, rolling around while trying to stab Char's feet with their weapons.

The scene suddenly changed to Char standing there alone and bouncing around for a while, while a group of goblins rolled on the ground.

The poor worm was completely stunned from a distance This turtle is really a treasure: it was obviously a life-and-death battle, but he almost made people laugh out of their stomachs.

But the poor creature soon couldn't laugh anymore.

There are also smarter brains in the goblins, they saw their companions besieging this tough human warrior, but they saw a poor worm next to them, although the height of the poor worm is also terrifying, but at least the poor worm does not look as burly as the guy with the axe, and the poor worm does not have the kind of huge shield in his hand that makes the goblins suffer.

A couple of goblins, wielding knives, surrounded the poor worm.

Char was struggling to perform a tap dance, and he had already knocked out several goblins, but his calf was also slashed several times, and one goblin almost cut off half of his foot with a rolling knife.

He was dancing merrily when he heard a frightened scream from the poor worm, and when he looked back, he saw that the poor worm was surrounded by some goblins.

What are you kidding, that's the bait I'm going to use against the dragon, uncle Char stared at the cow and snorted uh, to use a more elegant word: Char's eyes were like lightning, and he let out a long howl.

Then he threw the axe in his hand.

The tomahawk slashed a cold light in midair, and with a pop, it split in half one of the goblins who rushed to the front of the poor worm, along with their weapons and armor The green blood sprayed on the poor worm's body, and this guy was so useless that he screamed and fainted.

Char had no weapons, holding a big shield and knocking several goblins away with his brute force, his strength was really not small, all the goblins who were knocked away by him were broken bones, and then he rushed back in one breath, pulled out the fire fork inserted in his waist, and stabbed a fork into the ass of a goblin, picking the goblin into the air, and then blocking a knife from the side, the shield slammed into it, spurting blood from the goblin's mouth.

When Char ran back to the poor worm and pulled his axe back on the split in half, the goblins finally ran out of courage, shouted "Okok", turned around and fled.

Char didn't chase after those who escaped, but took out a bundle of rope from his baggage and threw it to the wanderer who was the first to be captured by him, and pointed to the goblin warriors on the ground who had been defeated by him, and gestured a few times.

The wanderer was completely frightened, and it wasn't until Char kicked it in the head that it came to its senses and quickly jumped up and went to work with the rope.

This wanderer has clearly inherited the fine tradition of goblins: they like to bully their own kind.

Although its own experience was already miserable, it was obviously very happy to see these goblin warriors who were even worse than it, and tied those guys tightly and fiercely, and many goblin warriors who were lying on the ground with bloody heads and broken bones also suffered a lot of its black feet.

Char pulled the poor worm up, slapped her hard twice in the face, woke the poor worm up, and then said angrily: "I know you are useless, but I thought that as a human, you could defeat at least one goblin, but do you have any other abilities besides screaming?"

The poor worm blushed and didn't know if it was because of shame or because of Char's slap, so she covered her face and cried.

Char ignored her, glanced back at the wanderer goblin, and found that this guy was constantly bullying the injured goblin warriors with black fists, and everyone who didn't die was tied up by it like a New Year's gift.

Char was not polite in the slightest, and pointed to the wanderer goblin, and then to the rope on the ground next to him.

The guy was stunned and hesitated for a moment, but when he saw the anger on Char's face, he quickly shrank his head, picked up the rope, and took the initiative to tie himself up.

With a little effort to throw the captives side by side, Char kicked the first captive: "Can you speak human language?"

The goblin Oak screamed a few times, and Char lifted it up and kicked it in the ass.

Then he walked up to the second goblin: "Can you speak human language?"

The goblin looked at Char pitifully, then shook his head blankly.

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Char was not polite, and lifted it up as well, kicking it in the ass.

The third goblin saw Char coming to him, and without waiting for Char to ask, he screamed and turned around and pouted at Char.

Char was so angry that he slapped the empathetic goblin and said angrily: "Isn't there anyone who can speak human language?"

He asked twice, and finally got an answer.

The first wanderer goblin cowered and stuck his head, "Oak, I, human talk, say."

The strongest people, don't kick. ” Char was a little surprised, stood in front of the wanderer, and looked at this guy curiously for a while: "I, Char, human, what about you?"

The wanderer looked at Char timidly with those mung bean-like eyes: "I, Oaks, goblin, free." ” Char glanced at it and shook his head: "You, Oakes, goblins, Soso, my" Soso: loot, captive.

This guy named Oaks had a complicated look in his eyes, struggled for a moment, and actually bolded: "No, I, Oakes, goblin, free." ” Char raised his hand to make a threat: "You, Suosuo, mine" "I, goblins, free."

Oakes was visibly frightened, but still argued.

Seeing that Char was about to get angry, this guy quickly retracted his head and looked at Char in fear: "I, Oaks, goblin, noble Soso, no" Goblin nobles Char was a little surprised, this guy is obviously a goblin wanderer.

"You, nobleman, goblin" A hint of resentment flashed in this Oakes' eyes, and he muttered, "I, Oakes, nobleman, goblin lord" Goblin Lord Char was also a little surprised, but this Oakes didn't finish speaking.

The second half of it reads: "Goblin Lord Princess." ” Char was dumbfounded, even the poor worm covering his face next to him was dumbfounded.

The princess of the goblin lord Could it be that this Oaks is a mother?

"You goblin princess" Char's eyes widened: "You, goblin, woman" Oakes immediately showed an indignant expression: "I, goblin, man" Char understood, and suddenly realized: "Goblin, lord, female, princess, male" Oakes' face was full of shame, and he gritted his teeth: "Lord, the male princess, the male, is also so fleeing" “” Char collapsed, and the poor worm also collapsed: