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Chapter 211: The Best Way to Offend a Woman


There is a popular saying among the people: If you compare yourself with others, you should be punished, but if you compare goods with others, you should be thrown away.

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Of course, it's not to the point where it deserves to be thrown away.

That's too exaggerated.

However, this only applies to a certain range, for example, people of the same class and the same goods, so that they can be compared.

When He Zijin received a set of pearl jewelry as a birthday gift from Master Chaoyun, he didn't know how to react.

Her first reaction was that compared to her grandmother who had to dig out a small gold ring as a birthday gift, Master Chao Yun just got a set of pearl jewelry.

This was so refreshing, right?

Grandma made a sharp contrast.

Then, He Zijin's reaction was that she was not feeling well.

He Zijin's two lifetime experiences made her feel nothing special when she saw pearls, because in her era, pearls were cultivated artificially and were not considered valuable.

They could be bought for a hundred dollars or two.

However, He Zijin soon realized that this was not the era she had lived in.

In this world, pearls could not be cultivated artificially.

These pearls were picked up one by one by pearl farmers from rivers, lakes and seas.

Not to mention a set of pearl jewelry, even small beads that are not uniform, are extremely expensive.

Besides, this is a set of pearl jewelry.

Pearl flowers, pearl hairpins, pearl hairpins, necklaces, bracelets, all available.

Moreover, these beads are uniform and round, which is absolutely extraordinary.

Moreover, these are not white pearls, they are all pink and round beads.

Oddly enough, He Zijin was not an ignorant person.

At this moment, converting this pearl jewelry into equivalent currency, she was not feeling well.

He Zijin looked at Taoist Chaoyun in disbelief and asked, "Master, this is for me."

Taoist priest Chaoyun still looked calm and relaxed, and nodded, "Well, Long Tianzou, isn't it your birthday today?

It's a festival, and I won't forget it even if I want to."

He Zijin was a little afraid to accept it and asked, "Master, is it too expensive?"

He looked at Master Chaoyun up and down.

Although Master Chaoyun didn't look like a man without money, pearls are the most important thing to take care of.

There is one As the idiom goes, pearls turn yellow with age, which means that pearls tend to turn yellow over time.

The box of pearl jewelry in front of He Zijin is obviously new.

Master Chaoyun spends all his time with Yun Yehe, so he doesn't look like someone who would specially create jewelry for her birthday.

Last year, she was given a jade pendant as a gift, but she still dared to accept it.

The main reason was that although the jade was mutton-fat jade, in this era, jade was not a particularly rare thing and it was a small item, so she just accepted it.

Such a set of pearl jewelry is different.

Isn't this just like Master Yu Chaoyun giving her a small box of gold.

Master Chaoyun said slowly, "I didn't prepare it, just keep it."

He Zijin was very clever, "It turns out that someone wants to please the master."

He chuckled twice, "Then I'm welcome."

Taoist priest Chaoyun is a difficult person to please, at least in He Zijin's opinion.

Like this.

Taoist priest Chaoyun has no shortage of food and drink, and his life is elegant, but not luxurious.

Taoist Chaoyun has been in Furong Mountain for many years, but there are too few things that can impress him.

It would be better to retreat and do the next best thing and please the people around Taoist Master Chaoyun.

He Zijin would just take advantage of this.

Taoist Master Chaoyun was always speechless at He Zijin's greed for money.

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He Zijin himself was very strong-willed and could stay rational when seeing money.

However, he was also very greedy for money.

He would smile and open his eyes when he saw good things.

Light, not at all reserved.

Just as Taoist Master Chaoyun was about to express his opinion, He Zijin said to him, "Master, we will take care of the things.

If anyone asks you for anything difficult, don't accept any of it."

Then, He Zijin said to him again: To explain his behavior, "This is not because we are heartless, but mainly because we have to prove that our wealth cannot be compromised."

Wen Daoxiao bent down, and the hand holding the tea fruit did not tremble at all.

He put the tea fruit on the table and said, "Oh, now I know that junior sister still has the style of an ancient gentleman."

"It shows that you didn't understand my excellence beforehand."

He Zijin said boldly.

Taoist priest Chaoyun couldn't help but laugh, "Just wear it without worry tscrittye" textjavascrit "gtreadstscritgt."

You see, she can see that this is not for nothing.

He Zijin happily agreed.

She was wearing a brand-new pink dress today, like an apricot blossom in bud, her eyes were always bright, and she was lovable even though she looked greedy for money.

He Zijin got new jewelry and told Taoist Chao Yun that he would like to ask him to make a passing certificate.

Taoist Chao Yun said, "Oh, A Nian will take the scholar test this year."

He Zijin had a smile on his face.

Taoist Master Chaoyun knew her intentions, and he was rewarded with fifty taels of silver for passing the examination.

Oh my god, Taoist Chao Yun rubbed his forehead, why did he accept such a money-obsessed female disciple?

Taoist priest Chaoyun promised to make a passing mark for A-Nian.

As spring warmed up, He Zijin went to the yard to help Taoist priest Chaoyun tidy up the flowers and trees.

Taoist priest Chaoyun himself does not tend to tidy up the flowers and trees.

Even if Taoist priest Chaoyun does not tidy up the flowers and trees himself, there are still young Taoist priests from Chaoyun Temple, such as those who hear the Tao and the Dharma.

However, He Zijin firmly believed that no one in the world had a more outstanding aesthetic than her own.

Not to mention the flowers and trees in Chaoyun's courtyard, sometimes she would express her opinions tactfully on the layout of Chaoyun's room.

For example, the arrangement in the Babao Pavilion, the position of this bottle and that jar should be changed.

As for what will look better after the change, I can’t tell it by listening to the Tao and the Dharma, and Taoist Chao Yun himself can’t tell it clearly, but why?

Zi Jin insisted that it looked good this way, but Chao Yun was not a very persistent person, so he let her go.

While pruning the flowers and trees, He Zijin also taught Wen Tao some aesthetics, "Actually, these flowers and plants are the most beautiful if they are allowed to grow naturally.

However, they grow in the courtyard and have lost their naturalness, so they cannot be allowed to grow as they please.

Otherwise , if it takes off, this yard will become a pasture.”

Wen Dao murmured, "Junior sister, these flowers are really neatly cut.

It's just a bunch to welcome the spring, so don't cut it bare."

"I am cutting off my bald head and you don't even look at it.

The flowers are covering most of the yard and you don't even know how to prune them."

He Zijin is certainly exaggerating, but it is true that Chaoyun Taoist Master is lazy with flowers and trees. .

Not to mention the flowers and trees in the courtyard, even the potted plants in Chaoyun's room are very casual.

It's really just casual.

As long as the wilderness doesn't grow again, Taoist Chao Yun has an attitude of letting flowers and plants grow wildly.

But if He Zijin helps with pruning, Taoist Chaoyun doesn't have any objections.

Priest Chaoyun sat on the stone pier in the courtyard, holding a cup of fragrant tea under the sycamore tree, and asked, "I don't know whether the flowers and trees in the mountains are happier, or the flowers and trees in the courtyard."

He Zijin thought that if Taoist Chaoyun had been born in the era before her, he would definitely be a match for Qian Zhongshu.

So He Zijin came up with the standard answer and said, "The flowers and trees in the mountains envy the flowers and trees in the courtyard, and the flowers and trees in the courtyard envy the flowers and trees in the mountains."

Taoist priest Chao Yun was startled, then shook his head and smiled.

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He Zijin had limited talents in other fields, but he could only talk nonsense for three days and three nights without repeating the same thing.

Sometimes, Taoist priest Chaoyun felt that He Zijin was born in the wrong era.

If this girl was born in the Wei and Jin Dynasties, she would definitely be a good player in Xuan Tan.

The two masters and apprentices slandered each other.

He Zijin collected the cut flower branches, dug a hole and buried them.

He told Wen Dao, "There used to be a beautiful woman who liked to bury flowers like this."

Wen Dao said with a smile, "I don't think junior sister still has the elegance to imitate others."

He Zijin's peach blossom eyes widened and he said to Wen Dao, "Senior Brother Wen Fa said before that you were blind, but I didn't believe it.

Now it seems that you are indeed a blind man.

I am Dong Shi.

Go to the county and ask around.

No one will praise me if you see me."

I'm a beauty.

If my beauty is considered a gift, all the women in the world would be willing to do it."

Wen Dao just said a joke, just saying He Zijin is ugly, He Zijin was like a cat with a fried tail, wanting to scratch him twice.

He Zijin was about to make amends after hearing this, but He Zijin calmed down a little, and then criticized the entire male race, "Besides, what's wrong with Dong Shi?

Isn't it just that he looks ugly?

Is being ugly a sin?

From this word, we can see Showing the ignorant and short-sighted heart of men Generally speaking, moral gentlemen in the world talk about being virtuous and putting morality first, and they can create imitations.

In fact, men are not just mean to women, they are also mean to men, otherwise they will become a disciple.

Where does the word come from?”

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Wen Dao listened silently, and wanted to ask He Zijin back if He Xiucai was a good person, so He Zijin continued, "Oh, Senior Brother Wen Dao, just listening to your words, I know that you don't even understand the color.

Love beauty.

Everyone knows that beauty has different realms.

You only see the beauty of the form, so there is a theory of imitation.

Just like this flower, if you only see the beauty of the flower, you can only say that you don't understand. beautiful."

After the call, He Zijin criticized Wen Dao from head to toe, from his eyes to his heart.

Wen Dao didn't want to say anything.

He sincerely apologized, "Junior sister, please forgive me, senior brother.

Blind man."

He Zijin considered himself to be broad-minded, so he said, "If you know your mistakes and can correct them, there is no greater good.

Senior brother usually guards the master, and those who are close to Zhu are red, so there is still hope for salvation."

Hearing the news, he wiped the sweat from his forehead and thought that He Zijin was usually carefree, but it turned out that he was so concerned about others saying that she was not a beauty.

Oh my god, he only now believes that He Zijin is really a woman.

Taoist Chao Yun smiled and said, "Zijin, don't listen to Tao's jokes.

There are very few people in the world who are as beautiful as you in appearance and soul."

With just such a vain compliment, He Zijin was already beaming with joy and said with a false humility, "It's okay, it's okay."

He no longer cared about what he had heard about her before.

Wen Dao: He knows how the Hunjun came from ancient times.

At noon, when He Zijin and Taoist Chao Yun were having dinner together, he said, "Men still require women to be virtuous and talk about work, and women are good at cooking.

When a man comes here, he is a gentleman who is far away from the kitchen.

I feel that men can He will arrange all the good things for himself, but he can't do it well.

How many good men are there in this world, like master and my father?"

Chaoyun Daoist glanced at Wen Dao, who was serving beside him, without any trace of trace: You have offended someone severely.

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He Zijin took a sip of soup and said, "There is also something unfair.

When a man dies and his wife remarries a year later, no one says a word, as if it is natural and natural.

If a man is willing to keep the rules for a woman, alas, That's even more profound and profound.

If a woman wants to die and her husband remarries, the pile of gossip will be as high as a mountain.

Is this fair?"

"Unfair, unfair."

"Moreover."

He Zijin put down the spoon and continued, "In this world, there is nothing that a man can do that a woman can't do.

Most of the things that a woman does, men don't have the ability.

I really don't know if men respect others.

Wherever women are inferior, where are they inferior?

Let’s not talk about men.

It is better to say that women are inferior to those who are powerful.

Before the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, women dominated men.

Therefore, the surname has the character "女" next to it, which means that the surname comes from women.

However, since the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, women's authority has declined. , lost power and humbled himself.”

Hearing the news, I was really worried.

I asked He Zijin, "Where did my junior sister learn these insights?"

"Does this need to be learned?

Anyone with a brain can figure it out by thinking about it."

Wen Dao, who was ridiculed and thoughtless, simply begged, "Junior sister, just for the sake of the fact that master and I are both men, shut up."

What kind of nonsense are you talking about?

Really, the New Year has just passed, There is no time to choose death.

He Zijin said, "It has nothing to do with whether you are a boy or a girl.

The main thing is whether you have a big heart."

Wen Dao: Yes, if you don't let her talk nonsense, it would be heartless.

All in all, just because of a joke saying that He Zijin was Dong Shi, throughout the whole day, I heard that He Zijin had said four things about him, such as "no wisdom", "no ambition", "no insight" and "no vision". evaluate.

So Wen Dao finally concluded the best way to offend a woman: criticizing her appearance is enough. gd1806102: