In his previous life, someone had cultivated the Pure Yang Child's Skill all his life, and he was also familiar with the situation of a pillar of optimism, but today, drinking a little wine has become this virtue, but it is the first time in two lifetimes And there is a feeling that is hard to suppress.
Song Jue wanted to cry without tears and said: "Xiaoxiao, you kid just drank the best aphrodisiac wine in the world" Ye Xiao was immediately stunned when he heard this Then he jumped up violently "Aphrodisiac wine is really," Ye Xiao exclaimed.
Lao Tzu is still a virgin in his two lives, where do you need to drink aphrodisiac wine?
It's a big joke Song Jue was stunned and said: "Ah, you don't, you don't even know this."
Ye Xiao grinned and bent over, covering his ears like a prawn to hide the abruptness somewhere: "Nonsense, I've never had anything like that, how do I know, oh hey, this feeling is really weird."
There has never been anything like that Song Jue's eyes widened, and he was speechless by this sentence: "You, you, you, you are still a child, a child, a chicken" Ye Xiao rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, ouch" Song Jue almost fainted, a boy body, drank five catties of aphrodisiac wine That's a whole thing How do you get such a boy chicken?
In a hurry, he said angrily: "No, then you used to fool around with those girls, why did you even know such a big thing?"
This should never have been the words of an uncle; actually blamed his nephew for not looking for flowers and willows Ye Xiao snorted, knowing that his words were speechless, and moaned: "I just talk to them about life and ideals" Song Jue's eyes widened, he looked at him speechlessly, and only after a long time did he take a mouthful of saliva, and said angrily: "What do you say, you will talk to the big girl all night about life and ideals."
Ye Xiao had no choice but to nod: "Yes, yes, or what's more?"
Song Jue was completely stunned, and it was a long time before he burst into a rage: "You didn't say you earlier, you are really a saint."
With the big girl, the lonely man and the widow, all night long, but to discuss life and talk about ideals, this is not a saint, what else can it be Of course, it can still be that incompetence and powerlessness, but this kid is now supported by that virtue, so he doesn't want to be incompetent "Then what should I do now," Song Jue said angrily.
At this time, there is really no way.
If this kid is actually a little rascal, a hungry ghost in the sex, a pervert or something, it would be easy to do, find a Qinglou and throw him inside.
But, this guy is still a boy, maybe he doesn't even know what and what that is Then that's not going to work.
What a waste Ye Xiao groaned, bent over and stood up, and muttered, "Hehe, it's nothing, I'll take a cold shower first, so I can solve it."
Song Jue watched Ye Xiao walk out in a daze, hunched over, like a prawn.
Then I heard a "poof" sound in the pond Someone immediately laughed out loud, this little bastard, today finally suffered a hardship and hurriedly followed, shouting: "Come on, keep fetching well water for me" Thirty-six blood guards heard the news But the housekeeper knows that in this way, ordinary water may be useless This night, somewhere in Yefu, the sound of rushing water has not stopped.
Buckets of cold well water were first immersed in Ye Dashao's own head; Then, after a while, it was poured from his head again.
Wow Wow Whoa, whoa The unscrupulous guards, a group of men who came over, looked at the embarrassed decay of their young master, looked at the constant flushing, and looked at the tent held high in the crotch of the young master's trousers, everyone held back a smile A few people were still fetching water here, but they couldn't control it, so they simply threw the bucket and sat on the ground laughing It's so coke.
A guard approached the butler who couldn't cry or laugh with a face on his face, and whispered: "Boss, is this matter so troublesome, as long as the next trip to the restaurant doesn't solve it, the young master can be regarded as a veteran of this way, and he is more clear than us."
Song Jue glared: "Fart, you bastard, I can be stupider than you, this kid is still a veteran of bullshit, he is just a boy chicken, you know how he became this virtue, he drank a jar of aphrodisiac wine without knowing it, and he didn't even know aphrodisiac wine, but he was still a veteran."
The guard touched his head when he heard this, and went back in a daze, and after a while, there was another burst of laughter, apparently just after the taste.
Tong Zi Ji turned out that the young master was a Tong Zi Ji hahahaha However, looking at the hideous and majestic appearance of the young master's lower body, even if he just looked at the tent, it was so majestic "This is not an ordinary boy chicken, it is a big rooster, and it is the best combat chicken in the big rooster," the guard was laughing, but he couldn't laugh when he laughed.
I lowered my head and looked at my crotch, and I couldn't help but feel gloomy and ashamed The farce tossed into the wee hours of the morning.
It's dawning.
A certain monarch who was in a state of high excitement finally felt that the momentum seemed to dissipate a little, and hurriedly stopped: "It's almost my day, today I can take a bath in this life, and I have taken off a few layers of skin all over my body." ” As soon as this remark came out, it triggered a new round of hilarity Since then, Ye Monarch has been insensitive to the aphrodisiac wine.
First, it is really not needed, and second, because it is too embarrassing, tonight's incident is simply the greatest shame of a certain monarch's life However, he stored the other jars of wine that Zuo Wuji had sent.
I didn't dare to drink it, but Ye Xiao modified this thing.
I wanted to use it for Yin people, but I never dreamed that these jars of wine sent by Zuo Wuji actually had an unexpected effect, and Ye Xiao actually did a big thing because of this, which I won't mention later.
Because of this incident, Ye Xiao found Zuo Xiangfu and beat Zuo Wuji, who was at a loss A wild beating for no reason.
Zuo Wuji said that he was extremely wronged, and he didn't know what this guy was crazy about Later, Zuo Wuji learned about this through various channels, and suddenly laughed so much that his intestines were broken, and this matter also became a big proud thing for Zuo Wuji, and later Zuo Xiangye talked about it all his life.
Regard it as the greatest honor of your life.
Contrary to someone, it is the happiness of Sangye that is built on the pain of the monarch "Do you know the laughing monarch, ha, back then, this kid drank the five catties of aphrodisiac wine I sent in one go, and the majesty of the wind was hahahaha" So it caused a burst of exclamations, adoring glances This is not a matter of later information.
For the next two days, Ye Xiao ran out of the city every day.
Even Song Jue didn't know what Ye Xiao was going to do.
Song Jue tried to follow him twice, but both times he lost it inexplicably Obviously, in terms of tracking, Song is by no means inferior to a certain monarch, and it seems that he is also inferior to Ning Biluo Song Jue's face was gloomy, and his mouth was ruthless: "Wait for your kid to come back."
See if I don't beat you to death, little rabbit" However, when Ye Xiao came back, Song Jue didn't say anything, and he really couldn't afford to lose that person.
I think I was also a good hand in the famous rivers and lakes back then Now he tracked down a hairy young man who was only sixteen or seventeen years old, and was led to the latrine once, and to the brothel on another occasion And then not even a single hair could be traced This shows that the skills are not as good as others, and what kind of face do you have to say Gu Jinlong can feel it every day: Hey, that Wind Ling has entered the city again.
Hey, that Wind Ling is out of town again.
Hey This good feeling that everything is under control makes Gu Jinlong very comfortable.
Especially if the person in control doesn't know that he's in control That's even cooler Especially thinking that the wind Ling was fooled by himself, trusting himself with all his heart, and the Danyun Divine Pill and the Heavenly Netherworld will also be in hand soon, and even after these things are in hand, someone will still trust himself as always, maybe hundreds of years later, someone who has also achieved the peak of the Dan Dao will still trust himself so much, and he will marry himself with all his life's efforts, and the ancient and modern dragons will be even happier.
Whenever he thinks of these things, Gu Jinlong always can't help but show a meaningful smile on his face, this smile is full of a: Zhizhu is in his hand, I have the world, suave, pretentious, even, there are some meanings.
Every time Wan Zhenghao saw this kind of smile on Gu Jinlong's face, he always immediately found a reason to avoid it Because, this kind of smile always gives him a greasy feeling of goosebumps coming out layer by layer, and chrysanthemums are also chills It seems to be a feeling that you may have diarrhea at any time Of course, this is a smile that Wan Zhenghao has never seen Ye Xiao.
If Wan Zhenghao has the opportunity to see Ye Xiao's smile in the past few days, he will understand: There is definitely more than one pervert in this world Ye Xiao's current smile is really better than the level of the ancient and modern dragons Now, Ye Xiao is arranging the formation again on a peak not far from Bibo Mountain, and he is wearing this kind of smug smile on his face.
Well, it's full of obscene flavors This time, it was just a maze array.
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Moreover, Ye Xiao can be sure that with the means of ancient and modern dragons, it may take some means, but it can definitely be broken On the mountain, Ye Xiao spent the past few days digging a cave that was ventilated before and after, cool on the left and right, and had passages up and down.
In the middle, there is a relatively large space.
And it was carefully arranged in it; Even, I also had spare time to draw a few vivid and wonderful lotus flowers on the stone wall Then, he checked back and forth for a long, long time.
It wasn't until I confirmed that it was foolproof, and finally nodded with satisfaction.
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