The words of the people in the royal family are the most untrustworthy, and they would rather believe that there are ghosts in this world than the broken mouths of the people in the royal family This is a wise saying.
I only heard His Majesty the Emperor smile and said: "That's it, with me here, everyone is afraid that it will be too much fun, okay, I'll drink two drinks and leave, don't be this unwelcome guest." ” As he spoke, he sighed and said, "It's really embarrassing that a brother in the trenches was so strange to me back then."
He pointed to someone in the crowd and scolded with a smile: "Meng Lao Wu, you don't hide behind, back then, it was your kid who had a tent with me, and I couldn't run in the middle of the night, and when I came to Lao Tzu's bed, you did a thing with a crotch and you forgot what the hell you did, back then, you still hated Lao Tzu for watching you make a fool of yourself, you were very brilliant when you were wilting and drooping your head, and now when I see Lao Tzu, I don't take the initiative to speak, I see that your bald head is even more wilted than below."
Meng Lao Wu was a burly bald general with scars on his face, touching his head and muttering: "Your Majesty, why do you still have the face to say that if you hadn't given me laxatives back then, where would I have pulled it in my pants and let you see everything?"
As soon as the words came out, the hall burst into laughter His Majesty the Emperor couldn't help laughing, and said: "And you and you, Han Laosan, Song Laoqi, Bai Xiaojiu, you bastards, you bastards, I said that everyone would go fishing together to improve their lives, but I stripped naked and jumped into the water, but you took my clothes and fled in a blink of an eye, and I dared to go back to the camp in the dead of night with my bare buttocks and crotch in the dead of night.
Let me be naked and exposed to the light, lest others not know that there is such a big ugliness in a good show, and at this moment, you are all pretending not to know."
He glared at him and feigned anger: "You people who forget their feelings and don't remember the old good things" His Majesty the Emperor told a series of past events, and the atmosphere in the field was lively again in an instant.
A few people gossiped: "Your Majesty, you can't blame us that time, why did you just say that you were ugly, in such a desolate place in Mobei, it is very rare to usually want to beat a female rabbit, but you gave us a few aphrodisiacs and caused each of us to soak in cold water all night, and our return was already very polite."
The emperor laughed: "A bunch of shameless lazy people, they even dared to pick up my pants back then, and now they are afraid of having a glass of wine with Lao Tzu, one by one, they are really fucking unplanted" His Majesty the Emperor scolded and scolded like this, but instead made this group of generals recall the hidden memories of the past one by one, and a warm feeling arose spontaneously, and they shouted one by one: "Who is afraid of you, come to dry this glass of wine" If this sentence was said before, how could it be said: If you have a seed, you will dry this glass of wine, and whoever doesn't do it doesn't plant it However, now you have a kind of who hasn't planted such a word, but you really don't dare to say it.
"Just do it, just do it, where is a cup enough" His Majesty the Emperor was arrogant and raised an altar: "I can't drink you to death, I have to drink and vomit you" "Slowly, slowly, Your Majesty."
Meng Guangtou Lao Wu drilled over: "For safety, I have to check first, you can't do it here, it's actually water, who doesn't know who, you are always playing tricks when you drink, we are coarse, but we are not fools, there are two things that suffer losses and are deceived, but you have to have a memory."
Everyone burst into laughter when they heard this, and shouted in unison: "Well said, it makes sense, hurry up, check, check" Meng Lao Wuyi checked and found that it was really water, and he was shocked: "I said Your Majesty, you still haven't changed this habit for many years, I really convinced you", His Majesty the Emperor touched his nose and was speechless: "You bastard, dare to be ugly in public, you remember Lao Tzu" "It's too much to punish wine, hahaha," the generals finally began to coax together without any scruples.
Behind His Majesty the Emperor, followed by an old eunuch with a white face and beard, who was already holding his stomach and laughing breathlessly at the moment, he said intermittently: "Hey, Your Majesty, it's really fun here, as soon as I hear you, I can't laugh so much that the slaves can't do it immediately."
The emperors and generals who were gathering in a crowd suddenly heard such an earth-shattering sentence, and immediately turned their faces silently to stare at the old eunuch, with strange eyes.
After a long time, His Majesty the Emperor was shocked and said, "You."
The eunuch was still wiping the tears from his laughter, and he couldn't support it: "Yes, yes, the slave is not enough."
"Poof" His Majesty the Emperor just squirted out a sip of wine in his mouth, laughing, and all the generals were stunned, and they all rubbed their stomachs, patted their thighs, and laughed earth-shatteringly.
A eunuch actually said the same It's so talented Do you have anything down there?
However, it was because of the embarrassing atmosphere of restraint before this little episode that finally completely disappeared, and His Majesty the Emperor really blended into this group of generals wholeheartedly, shouting five and six, and even began to rub his hands, roll up his sleeves, and drink and amuse the bored ones with old acquaintances one by one.
Only Ye Xiao keenly observed one thing, and when His Majesty the Emperor rolled up his sleeves, he gently patted the old eunuch's shoulder, as if intentionally or unintentionally.
It seems to be apologetic what it seems There was appreciation in Ye Xiao's eyes.
His Majesty the Emperor really exceeded his expectations.
But no matter what the purpose and reason, His Majesty the Emperor patted the shoulder of this eunuch, which made Ye Xiao impressed.
In short, when I saw it today, Ye Xiao still had a lot of good feelings about what His Majesty the Emperor did.
Originally, this emperor majesty, trapped his cheap father for twenty years with a promise back then, and there was such a prince son, and it was almost certain that the relationship between the two sides would be difficult to get along, but after today As an emperor who dominates the world, he can still remember the robe of the year, and he can put down his body so much, laughing and scolding with his fellow generals at the beginning, although this is a send-off banquet, which is not without the suspicion of buying people's hearts, but it is also quite not easy, which is commendable In addition, Ye Xiao could also feel that when His Majesty the Emperor spoke like that, he was still very sincere, at least for the time being, he did not put himself in the position of an emperor Also, the eunuch said that unexpected "joke", which was clearly to open the atmosphere for the last step and be able to accompany the eunuch by the emperor's side, which one is really a fool In terms of the age of the old eunuch, when he is a close person of the emperor, he has great authority in his hands, even if he considers himself a slave, but in addition to the emperor himself, even the queen and even the prince may not really dare to treat him as a slave But such a person would rather sacrifice his dignity to open up this situation for the emperor.
And the last time His Majesty the Emperor patted him on the shoulder, Ye Xiao also felt that this emperor was still a good person.
That shot, at the very least, is also comforting, and at the same time it is not hesitant to praise Seeing that the emperor was like a fish in water in a group of generals, and instantly made a mess, Ye Xiao finally understood; Why would a generation of war gods like King Huayang be willing to serve him Why is his cheap daddy Ye Nantian so shocking and powerful, and he is willing to make a promise to him for twenty years An emperor can do what he is now.
Even if it's contrived, acting, it's enough His Majesty the Emperor's personal charm is enough to conquer everything.
There is definitely something to be desired Thinking of the prince and several princes, intriguing and fighting, I can't help but feel a feeling in my heart: Tiger father and dog, but that's it.
"Ye Xiao Ye Xiao" His Majesty the Emperor is shouting: "Little rabbit cub, your kid is rolling over and your father is not here, now your kid has dried this jar of wine for him, Lao Tzu wants to appreciate the wine stuffed meatballs today" Meng Lao Wu on the side stroked his bald head and asked in surprise: "Your Majesty, that Ye boy drinks when he drinks, at most he is so drunk that he vomits, what does it have to do with that wine-brewed balls?"
His Majesty the Emperor laughed: "Don't you know that Ye Xiao has a nickname called supper, a supper soaked in wine, what is it if it is not a wine-brewed ball?"
Meng Lao Wu seemed to ponder for a moment, "Even if that's the case, it's not right, supper is not a Lantern Festival, and no matter how you soak it, it's not wine-brewed meatballs."
His Majesty the Emperor was also stunned when he heard this, and then said: "I said that the supper that night was the Lantern Festival, what's the matter, if it doesn't work, it's not a ball, it has to be a ball."
Meng Lao Wu chick nodded like a peck of rice, with a contrived flattery: "You are the emperor, Chrysostom Yuyan, what you say is naturally what you say" There was a boos all around, and there was a commotion, and suddenly there was a big uproar, one after another, and there was an endless stream The five generals of the Zhenbei Army all had a glorious brilliance on their faces Even though our general is not here at this time, His Majesty still has not forgotten him, and he will never forget him no matter when Ye Xiao agreed with a wry smile on his face, damn it, Lao Tzu's nickname for supper is not only famous, but today there is one more "ball" to say, it's really damn bad luck, but it doesn't seem to be good at the moment, so I had to pinch my nose and drink the jar of wine that represents my father's favor.
The many civil and military officials in the side halls on both sides watched His Majesty the Emperor fooling around here, and a complicated look appeared in everyone's eyes.
When the emperor was still a prince, he once hid his identity and secretly entered the army, which everyone knows.
But he never imagined that His Majesty the Emperor would attach so much importance to these generals: