Immediately, an enlightenment flooded a cat's heart: this goods, he won't mean that "I'm a cat, at least it looks like this, have you ever seen a cat eating steamed buns?"
the second goods wanted to slap this plate of steamed buns on Ye Xiao's face.
Who is the second goods?
Actually gave a newborn cat a steamed bun This is only possible with the purest second goods.
"Second goods," Ye Xiao said.
The second cargo drooped his ears and ignored it, but he didn't hear it.
"Second goods" Ye Xiao called again.
Still ignoring.
Ye Xiao seemed to be half addicted and continued to scream.
"Two goods", "two goods", "two goods" This is the name I gave you from your master, and if you dare not agree, I will keep calling it.
Until you say yes.
See who can beat whom When Ye Xiao finally called seventy-nine times, the second cargo finally raised his head, and he was weak and helpless to "meow".
It can see that if it doesn't agree, this guy can not tell him anything, just call it by name until the earth is desolate That's it, Lord Ben is afraid of you, you tendon "Second goods" Ye Xiao called again.
"Meow."
The second cargo hurriedly agreed in frustration.
Master, don't scream, even if you don't get annoyed, I'm broken "Second goods, if you are hungry or not, you don't eat steamed bread because you are not hungry, or you don't eat steamed bread," Ye Xiao asked.
"Meow" "You can't meow alone, whether you eat or not, you have to make it clear, if you don't tell me clearly, how do I know if you eat or not, you only know if you eat or not" I'm meow, how can this girl be so verbose, do you dare to be a little more verbose, I'll bear it "Meow, meow" "Well, I know, if you don't eat steamed buns, then you eat beef" "Meow" "Eat Mutton" "Meow" "Eat pork" "Meow" two goods are completely speechless.
I'm going crazy, I'm going to be crazy, why would I have such a master.
Oh my God, open your eyes and rain down a bolt of extinction to kill this bastard Ye Xiaowu kept asking with great interest: "Or, eat horse meat?"
"Meow" covered his face with two paws and turned his belly in pain.
The small belly is bulging one by one; I really don't know what to say.
You can say something other than meat "Eat donkey meat," Ye Xiao asked with interest.
"Meow" "Damn, why are you so difficult to serve, you don't eat this or that, what do you eat and eat human flesh" Ye Xiao asked as if he was crazy.
The second goods finally couldn't stand it anymore, and suddenly a grunt stood up, the cat's eyes were very humane, full of disdain staring at Ye Xiao, and said tenderly: "Idiot, I eat fish and eat fish."
Ye Xiao immediately slapped the past: "You can talk but don't say meow earlier, what kind of meow play with me?"
The second cargo was caught off guard, and was directly slapped to the ground by a slap, and rolled several times with a grunt; After a moment, the hairs on his body exploded.
"Meow" two goods are angry from the heart, and the evil is born to the side of the gall, and the anger is soaring to the sky You dare to hit Lord Ben.
Just as he was about to have a seizure, he saw Ye Xiao slap him again: "Meow, what are you beating, you still dare to show your teeth with me, is it not normal to talk, you have to meow, who can understand you, believe it or not, Lao Tzu changed your name to cat" When the second adult heard this, he was even more furious, and jumped up directly, waving his two little paws, showing his righteous indignation; The mouth is so excited that it meows; However, immediately afterwards, Ye Xiao grabbed the fur on the back of his head and pulled it up.
So, in an instant, a certain meow turned into an empty sack, hanging softly in the air, and all four paws hung down, like a prisoner who had committed a crime and was awaiting trial.
This is the most irresistible place on the cat's body, once someone grabs the back of the neck of the fur, that is a great ability, and it can't be used.
The second goods were picked up by Ye Xiao, and suddenly the teeth and claws that were about to attack turned into a pitiful, petty and cute, with his little head down, but his eyes turned up vigorously, wanting to see Ye Xiao's face and express his willingness to beg for mercy.
Hon-sama was really careless Ye Xiao dangled the second goods in his hand, and a finger was pointed on the wet and small nose of the second goods: "Don't meow anymore, do you take it, do you dare to lose your temper with the master, you are bold, you say, do you want to change your name to cat?"
The limbs of the second cargo drooped, and the head was drooping, and he was carried to the vital point, not only could not struggle at all, but he was simply pitiful and could not move, as if he was a salted fish that had been dried and hung up Think of salted fish; The second cargo was suddenly carried like this, and saliva flowed out.
"Meow Meow, I want to eat fish, I'll eat fish" The second cargo was already in tears at this time.
"Say, have you taken it?"
Ye Xiao asked.
"Meow" a cat is pitiful.
"To accept or not to accept" "Meow" Under the strong coercion of Ye Dashuai, the two goods groveled and signed an alliance under the city.
For example, you must be obedient, for example, you must obey your master; For example, even if you don't open your mouth to speak when no one is around, you can still speak with your mind, but you must not meow On the contrary, when there are people, you must meow and not speak There are also several articles like these, many unequal jumps Ye Xiaoyi chased after the poor man with the remaining bravery, took advantage of the victory to pursue, and signed all the conditions that could be thought of into a treaty.
Later, even if there is something delicious to eat for the master first, and there is a fun thing to play for the master first, such an unbelievable condition, and the conditions that cannot be put on the table at all, they are forced to bow their heads and agree So much so that after being put down by Ye Xiao, the second cargo was still in a listless state, and the group pretended to be dead on the ground.
I regret meow Someone would treat the lovely Ben-sama like this This guy is so abominable Ye Xiao didn't care about the little guy who was pretending to be dead, and he held it in his hand and stroked it, no matter how he teased it, the second thing just didn't raise his head and didn't open his eyes, hum, you offended me so much, I don't want to pay attention to you This meow is also a dignified meow Its eyes shrank in Ye Xiao's arms blankly, and a snow-white paw unconsciously twitched its beards; It seems that he is sick and motionless, but he is thinking in his heart: what things should be used, what means should be used, to regain his sovereignty There is wood possible There is wood and hope Meow is sad to death: