Bai Yutian was like a huge bear king at this time, standing on the throne, condescending, looking at his son below, he was originally full of appreciation, but with such a look, he was angry His son Bai Shen didn't come to see him alone, and beside him, there were two women with him "Bastard" The Emperor slapped the table: "Bai Shen, you little bastard, what the hell are you going to do, what the hell do you want to do, do you really want to be angry with you, I can't do it?"
"Cough cough" Dongfang Youmeng, the prime minister of Dongtian, and the general Ximen Wusheng coughed repeatedly: "Your Majesty, the ministers and others are retiring." ” I can't help but retreat. scolded his son for being a little bastard, but he called himself Lao Tzu.
That's to say that he is a bastard or a bastard Even old foxes like Dongfang Youmeng and Ximen Wusheng, who have survived for more than 100,000 years, feel that their hearts are a little unbearable.
His Majesty isn't so irritable on weekdays, what's wrong Forget it, this is always His Majesty's housework, let's not get involved, this juncture, do more wrong, do less wrong, don't do it is good, it's serious to leave quickly "What to retreat, where do you two old guys want to go, don't you two know what those damn guys are forcing this emperor to" The Eastern Heavenly Emperor glared: "Why don't you hurry up and help me teach this rebel a lesson" "Ahem, cough, cough" The prime minister and the general rolled their eyes hard: "Your Majesty's family affairs, it is really inconvenient for our subordinates to participate" "It's all for the emperor to stand there, don't leave" The Emperor of the East Heaven was furious: "The son is disobedient, the daughter-in-law is disobedient, what, now even you don't listen to the words of the emperor, is this the anti-emperor who wants to collectively create the emperor?"
"Ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, wait for the ministers to obey orders" The prime minister and the general drooped their heads, the Emperor of the Eastern Heaven said so, and then said that retiring Yunyun is to make it clear that he will not give the emperor face, which is not a good way.
"Say, why are you here" The Eastern Heaven Emperor collected his emotions and asked with a calm face.
Knowing a son is not as good as a father, the Eastern Heavenly Emperor is still very familiar with his son's urine, and he is a typical master who does not go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing "The son hasn't seen his father for a long time, but he misses it so much.
I have come here today to meet you.
Bai Shen said.
"Let go of your mother's fart" The Emperor of the Eastern Heaven was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, and when he slapped the table, the prime minister and the general both shook their bodies.
This is a dialogue between father and son, and it is also a dialogue between a generation of emperors and princes That's a bit cheaper Your Majesty's cultivation is also very good, how can every time he sees the four princes, he can be easily provoked to anger, and he is so angry that he dies "You little bastard, little rabbit cub" The Emperor of the Eastern Heaven panted and was stunned: "You still dare to say that you miss me with red lips and white teeth, I really haven't seen you for a long time, you little bastard is 13,000 years old as soon as you go out, it's really a long time since you say you miss me." slapped the table, and the anger surged: "You say, you tell Lao Tzu, do you still have your father and queen mother in your eyes?"
"The child's heart is really often worried, every day in the morning and evening three incense, morning and dusk three kowtows, a day without pulling to bless the father and queen mother of immortality, longevity and the sky."
Bai Shen said quietly.
"Wow, yes" The Emperor of the East Heaven almost fainted: "You disobedient and unfilial rebel son actually has three incense sticks in the morning and evening, and three kowtows in the morning and dusk, you, you, you are using Lao Tzu as a spiritual position to pay tribute, you bastard, are you going to be angry with me alive?"
"The father really thinks too much, and the child dares to have such thoughts."
Bai Shen bowed his head and said: "Also, my father is also immortal."
"Bang" Finally didn't hold back, the angry Dongtian Emperor slapped down again, this time the white jade table case in front of him was not as lucky as the previous two times, and the whole was slapped into powder by this slap: "If you can be angry to death, this emperor would have been angry with you a long time ago, yes or no" "The child dares to have such a big rebellious idea."
"I dare there, I see you, you dare very much there, you dare."
The Eastern Heavenly Emperor was like an enraged lion, striding around, and the manic aura made the prime minister and the general standing on the side feel cold in their hearts, and their bodies shrank back desperately, trying to eliminate their own sense of existence.
"Hurry up and get serious, why are you here today" The Eastern Heavenly Emperor rolled his eyes, trying to calm the anger surging in his heart: "Don't say anything like missing anymore, this emperor wants to vomit when he hears it" "This" Bai Shen wanted to say and stopped.
"What are you doing" His Majesty the Eastern Heavenly Emperor couldn't help but be angry and wanted to rush up again: "If you have something to say, just let it go, can you be happy?"
"In front of his father, the child only dares to speak, not fart."
Bai Shen lowered his head.
"Let go of your mother" The Emperor of the Eastern Heaven held his breath in his throat and almost couldn't get up, his eyeballs almost protruded from his sockets, staring at Bai Shen as if he was going to eat people, and he exhaled fiercely for a while, and then laughed angrily: "Okay, okay, Bai Shen, Bai Lou Master, you are now making a lot of money, and now you don't take Lao Tzu in your eyes at all, isn't it?"
"The father praises falsely, where does the child dare" "I" Dongtian Emperor finally couldn't help but rush down, shook his hand and slapped it, and with a "snap", Bai Shen was knocked out dozens of zhang at once, and hit the pillar with a "boom".
The emperor rushed forward again, and greeted me with a split head and face: "You will give me this kind of broken breath again, and you will give me this bastard who is not dead or alive, you will give it to me again."
Bang bang, all the sound of flesh clashing between the two "Lao Tzu beat you to death today, you should have never given birth to you, little bastard, you, you, you" The Eastern Heavenly Emperor is really going crazy with this son For a long time, the white and white boy who was ravaged was tragically ravaged, his clothes were torn, his body was bruised, and his handsome face had already turned into a pig's head, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding, and his description was extremely bleak.
After the Emperor of the Eastern Heaven vented, he came back with his hands behind his back and said coldly: "If you don't say anything, get out." turned his head, but saw Wan'er and Xiu'er staring at Bai Shen with concerned eyes and heartache, but they couldn't help but feel another evil fire coming up, and they couldn't wait to have another round of slapping on their son.
"I heard, you two girls" The sharp eyes of the Eastern Heavenly Emperor looked at Wan'er and Xiu'er fiercely like a corpse vulture in the desert: "What is it called the Wan of the clouds, what is the show of the sky?"
Bai Shen quietly wiped the blood from the corners of his mouth, and responded unhurriedly: "Yes, it's just these two names, it's not bad for my son to get a name." aa2705221: