Xu Fengnian just wanted to go to the dumb sword idiot to comprehend the so-called sword qi, but he heard a pig-like wail, with the sad cry of the dead father, Xu Fengnian turned around with a smile, and saw a big meat ball crawling over, and quickly took the embroidered winter scabbard to resist the momentum of the three hundred catties of big meat ball, and dared to be so disregarding the cheeky and flattering in front of His Royal Highness the Prince, only Chu Lushan, a fat and strange flower.
Seeing the dark-skinned Xu Fengnian, the fat man nicknamed Lu Qiuer had a handful of snot and tears, squatting at the feet of the prince with difficulty, and the white fat held the embroidered winter scabbard with both hands, crying silently.
Xu Fengnian likes to watch Lu Qiu'er's exaggeration the most, and he is happy once he sees it, as for the authenticity, as long as Xu Zi Wangqi does not fall for a day, it will be so true that it can no longer be true.
Xu Fengnian took out the scabbard and patted the cheek of the dignified Qianniu Longwu General, "Get up and speak, from the military general of the third grade, kneel down for me, I haven't heard that I have knelt for your father and mother, but I heard that if you are fine, you will take the two elders out of anger, what kind of system."
By the way, Lu Qiu'er, what Xu Xiao handed over to you is done."
Chu Lushan didn't care about wiping the buckets of sweat that crawled out of Wudang on his body, got up with difficulty, his fat body trembled, he really didn't know how his maidservant concubine could stand the squeeze of three hundred catties of meat, and the round fat ball smiled flatteringly: "It's done, it's done, it's a little left, someone is staring, and there is no loophole, just wait for His Highness to inspect it."
Luqiu's father and mother are two old and disrespectful goods, and they gave birth to me and did a good thing, why let me kneel, but His Royal Highness the Prince of the World, wise and martial, one person monopolizes the world's talents, and today I am a great success in practicing knives, but it is both civil and military, and I am willing to kneel to death for His Royal Highness.
Your Royal Highness, this mountain is really not a place for people to stay, Lu Qiu'er dares to ask His Highness to go back to the palace, hey, Lu Qiu'er went out to do business this time, and found a pair of lovely and Dilian for His Highness in Jiangnan Province, only cardamom is in his prime, but he was born like a plump and beautiful woman, His Highness, you can pick it up" Xu Fengnian's face was gloomy, "And Dilian" I don't know how to annoy Chu Lushan, His Royal Highness the Prince, his brain teaser turned, and he didn't think of the old servant who lacked front teeth, it seemed that the second sword in Jian Jiu was called and Di Lian, this fat man quickly slapped himself twice, the force was amazing, not ambiguous at all, the whole face was like braised pork, and he said regretfully: "The little one should be damned" Xu Fengnian put his arm around Chu Lushan's shoulders and said with a smile: "Look, our brothers are in a relationship, let's scare the world, you should slap your mouth if you take it seriously." ” Lu Qiu'er nodded vigorously and slapped herself twice.
It was crackling, unusually loud, and it definitely used the strength of last night's feeding.
Chu Lushan is notorious in Liangdi, and he has truly achieved the level of being overwhelmed, one of which is that as long as he hears that a beautiful woman has a child, he will be taken to the house and breastfed.
If the milk is good, the end is fine, and if you are full of food and drink, you will be rewarded with silver and sent out, if it is not good, you will be chopped away by him.
This kind of jackal has always been a dog in the Liangwang Mansion.
But this dog, who followed the Great Pillar Kingdom to conquer the north and south, also did the feat of carrying Xu Xiao on the battlefield to block eleven swords.
Therefore, Xu Xiaofeng was the queen, and promised his righteous son Chu Lushan that he could commit eleven capital crimes without dying.
The rest of the righteous sons have their own factions, but they all spurn Chu Lushan very much, for example, Yuan Zuozong has never looked at this fat man, let alone Tu Chen Zhibao simply said that he would light Lu Qiu'er's corpse in the sky lantern in the future.
Xu Fengnian took Chu Lushan to the elephant washing pool, suddenly cool, watching the round ball carefully squatting down and splashing some water on his face, Xu Fengnian asked with a smile: "I worked hard to go up the mountain, I don't just want to howl a few times in front of me."
Chu Lushan raised his head and said with a smile: "Recently, there are some interesting anecdotes, I am afraid that His Highness will be lonely on the mountain, and I want to tell His Highness to relieve my fatigue." ” Xu Fengnian said with interest: "It's still Luqiu'er warm-hearted, hurry up and listen to it." ” Chu Lushan sat on the stone with his buttocks, and said with flying eyebrows: "The first thing is that the Wu family sword mound has produced a young genius swordsman, named Wu Liuding, who came out of the sword mound at the age of twenty, and went down the mountain to challenge the world's well-known swordsmen, and has not been defeated so far, and is about to arrive at the Yue Wang Sword Pond, presumably there will be a good show soon."
This surnamed Wu's swordsmanship is very good, the single sword from the north to the south, although he has not yet fought with a master, but the good hand who died under his sword, there are six or seven of them are famous for decades, but Lu Qiuer thought to himself that no matter how powerful his sword is, compared to His Highness's knife, it is an embroidery needle. ” Xu Fengnian smiled, noncommittal, and his eyes motioned for Lu Qiu'er to continue.
Lu Qiu'er wiped the water droplets on his face that were hot before he came out of the pool, and continued: "The next two things are related to the second county lord, twenty years ago, the second county lord was a small sacrificial wine invigilator in the Shangyin School Palace, and gave a former Xishu scholar a five-character quatrain score, and commented on the unsightly four words, the scholar was not convinced, so he asked the world who can get into the poetry, Your Highness, do you know how the second county lord said that the second county lord commented on it, and almost all the writers and celebrities in the dynasty annoyed her to comment on Song Qimen's sluggish words, all of which were boudoir silver obscenities, The love of the detainee.
Commenting on the scholar Yuan Jiang, Shen Haitang, Zhang Jiao and others, the skills are weak, the reputation is famous, the overall talent is not high, the interest is not high, and it is far from being called a poet.
Commenting on the poems of the Yin School Palace, everyone Yan Jidao short chapter Xiaoling, pure nature, can not see personal strength.
Even Su Huang, the teacher of the second county lord, has never escaped a catastrophe, and has been evaluated as a master of affection, and there are few truths, such as a poor beauty, although she is extremely beautiful and rich, but she lacks wealth and nobility, and the last arrogant scholar was dumbfounded, and he was no longer arrogant, so he had to whisper and ask what happened to Li Fujian, the first word immortal of the dynasty.
I never thought that the second county lord still commented that he could only read the poems that could not be pronounced, not called words, and could not be sung.
As for Li Fujian, the rest of the idle people couldn't even read it. ” Chu Lushan was out of breath and full of energy.
Strange to say, the two daughters of Dazhuguo, Xu Zhihu actually hated Lu Qiu'er and wanted to be killed.
On the contrary, Xu Weixiong, who has a great reputation, does not have much disgust with this fat man, and he has never asked about his younger brother Xu Fengnian and Chu Lushan.
Xu Fengnian laughed and said: "This is good, the soldiers in the world are crazy to jump their feet." ” Lu Qiu'er said: "Your Royal Highness is wise, as soon as this comment came out of the school palace, the world scolded violently, and on this trip, I cut off ten fingers of a guy who dared to write an article accusing the second county lord of vainly trusting himself to shake the tree." ” Xu Fengnian skipped this stubble intentionally or unintentionally, and asked, "The last one" Chu Lushan's face showed a fierce face: "There is a young man who jumped out of nowhere and ran to Shangyin Xue Palace, to play chess with the second county lord, saying that he wanted to learn from the ancients to come to a lake for ten games." ” Xu Fengnian was surprised: "My second sister has taken care of it."
Chu Lushan, who was full of murderous intent between his eyebrows, sighed, and said helplessly: "The second county lord agreed, and ten games were played in ten days, with five wins and five losses." ” Xu Fengnian smiled and asked, "I guess it's still the twelve chessboards, not the nineteen created by my second sister."
Chu Lushan nodded.
Xu Fengnian said clearly: "This means that no matter how good that person's chess skills are, he is not qualified to compete with my sister on the nineteenth path." ” Chu Lushan, who was the size of Maitreya, was killed, and immediately became triumphant.
Xu Fengnian said with a smile: "Being called by you like this, I remember one thing, my second sister doesn't like me to practice knives, I have to pat myself well when I go down the mountain." ” Lu Qiu'er squinted into slits and seemed to be extremely happy.
Xu Fengnian got up and said: "I still have to practice knives, when you go down the mountain, go to the vegetable garden to pick two cucumbers and taste them, you fat man has no meat and is not happy, and occasionally eat some vegetarian food, so that you can live a long time." ” Chu Lushan hurriedly got up, with a look of gratitude.
Xu Fengnian took off his clothes, put the embroidered winter knife on the shore, and stabbed into the deep pool with a fish jump.
Chu Lushan picked two cucumbers, one in each hand, no more, no less.
Walked a pillar of incense time, after meeting with the guards, slowly descending the mountain, he walked up the mountain when he walked from the Xuanwu Dangxing archway and entered the main road, went down the mountain and picked a cool pilgrim to go up the mountain to worship the incense of the South Shen Road, more than 20 miles of road, the mountain peaks are like bamboo shoots, the big river is like practice.
Chu Lushan was silent, even the cucumber butt was gnawed into his stomach, the commander of the guard was a strong military general who killed people like hemp, and he had a good relationship with the master and servant of this Dazhu Guoyizi, so he half-jokingly said that the general is good Yaxing, and even the cucumber is interested.
Chu Lushan slapped him out without saying a word, and he was extremely ruthless, knocking out several teeth of the general, but the man swallowed his stomach with blood and teeth, and knelt on the ground, trembling.
Lu Qiu'er, who was ridiculed and even slapped on the face by His Royal Highness the Prince of the World, was expressionless, walking on the mountain road, not looking at the terrified leader, just looking back at the towering Lotus Peak, and said softly: "I really am not suitable for the mountain." ”: