Princess Jing'an saw a fat pig weighing more than 300 catties rolling down from a luxurious carriage, wailing like the eighteenth generation of the dead ancestor, and then rolling to the carriage that His Royal Highness the Prince did not ride, poor Jiang Ni had no choice but to open the curtain and said timidly that the guy was not in this car.
The fat pig's angry howl only stopped slightly, and immediately pierced the eardrums again, and crawled to the vicinity of the carriage behind him, not minding that a expensive brocade robe was stained with mud, and suddenly knelt down in the road with a plop, and immediately pressed out two pits under his knees.
If a woman behaves like this, Princess Pei can barely accept it, but this big lump of fat is trembling and screaming there, which is really creepy.
She was suddenly startled, her face changed drastically, she remembered who this fat man was, it was the most outrageous Luqiu in Beiliang, whether it was male or female, as long as it fell into his hands, which one was not better than death, Princess Pei subconsciously retreated and retreated, and no longer felt a little funny, but she was cold all over her body.
Li Jianshen took out his ear droppings and ignored them.
The main owner, Xu Fengnian, walked out of the carriage, jumped out of the car, got used to it, and said flatly: "Chu Fatty, don't be foolish, a little bit from the demeanor of General Sanpin Qianniuwu." ” Chu Lushan, who is far more infamous than His Royal Highness the Prince of the World, knelt on the ground, and sobbed: "Lu Qiu'er is confused this time, and he really has no face to go back to Beiliang to see the general."
Xu Fengnian slapped Chu Lushan's bloated cheek with the embroidered winter scabbard, and said angrily: "Don't pretend to be pitiful with me here, leave some strength to go back to Xiangfan to make evil." ” Chu Lushan, who was almost unable to find his eyes because of his obesity, blew open a gap, swayed to his feet, and when he was still bent over and had not straightened his waist, he smiled gloomily: "Your Highness puts a hundred hearts, Rong Luqiu'er stays in Qingzhou for a few more days, and you have to benefit one party to be worthy of this King of Jing'an."
After saying this, facing His Royal Highness the Prince of the World, he instantly had a bright and cheesy harmless face like cow dung flowers, circled around, and then carefully kneaded Xu Fengnian's arm, and said with relief: "It's okay, it's a blessing that Your Highness is okay, otherwise Lu Qiu'er will be to blame for his death." ” Xu Feng said in a young voice: "Fun is fun, don't delay the serious business." ” The fat man's hands were above his knees, and his earlobes were as big as Buddha's, and he said: "Lu Qiu'er can't do any great things, but he can't do small things on the table, but he is naturally familiar." ” Princess Pei looked at the two men with very different appearances talking over there, seemingly warm, but her palms were already sweaty.
Originally, the deeds of Beiliang were all hearsay, and they were miserable, and it was not true enough after all, but after arriving at the reeds, I realized that the goods that came out of Beiliang were almost not normal, the son of Beiliang who played with a knife, the maid in Tsing Yi who made a gun, the old fairy Qiu in sheepskin with a sword, a hundred guards and light horses, plus the fat pig in front of him Pei Nanwei was in the palace some time ago, and he heard that as soon as this person arrived in Qingzhou, several beautiful women of the scholar clan were poisoned, and when one of them was repatriated to the family alive, it is said that there was only one breast left, and it was rumored that a fair-skinned young lady was taken into the carriage on the street, and in less than half a pillar of incense, the disheveled corpse was thrown out of the carriage at the end of the road, and no one in Qingzhou, who had always protected the group, dared to stop it.
Xu Fengnian said expressionlessly: "You go back, it's not your business here for the time being." ” Chu Lushan looked embarrassed, he was actually a little lady twisting, and Pei Nanwei, who was peeking at this side, was both disgusting and frightened.
Xu Fengnian smiled and patted the cheek of this third-grade general, and quipped: "I really don't know how you grew these hundreds of catties of meat." ” Chu Lushan smiled, caught a glimpse of Princess Jing'an out of the corner of his eye, probably recognized her identity, and naturally regarded her as a forbidden plaything of His Royal Highness the Prince of the World.
Princess Pei almost broke her heart, slipped into the carriage with weak hands and feet, and didn't dare to watch anymore.
Chu Lushan said with a reluctant face: "Your Highness, Luqiu'er is going back."
Xu Fengnian was lukewarm, Chu Lushan hesitated, and said that His Highness had lost weight and wanted to cut the meat for His Highness, so he turned around and sat back in the carriage three times, leading a group of tigers, leopards and jackals to leave.
During the period, he rubbed shoulders with Euphorbia Ning Emei, and underestimated: "It's useless, it's a fucking thing like Beiliang Siya is a ball" Although Ning Emei was very disdainful of the style of this great general's righteous son, he had a clear distinction between public and private, and did not despise Chu Lushan's outstanding military exploits accumulated bit by bit in the Spring and Autumn National War.
Xu Fengnian was too lazy to care about these little things, entered the carriage, was slightly crowded, and kicked out the poor young man who was close to his feet, and the even more pitiful Princess Pei shrunk back, leaning against Jiang Ni, who was already sitting in the corner, and did not forget to smile apologetically, Jiang Ni has never been hostile to good-looking women, and if they are not all the way with His Royal Highness the Prince, they will be even happier, so they will smile politely at the moment.
Xu Fengnian said coldly: "You go to another carriage, Princess Pei, you will clean up the stains there, don't forget to fetch water yourself." ” Pei Nanwei didn't worry about this matter, but asked: "With people like Chu Lushan, aren't you afraid of retribution?"
Xu Fengnian sat close to the blue bird, and said without raising his head: "Yu Youwei, you go and let Ning Emei talk to Chu Lushan, Princess Pei wants to talk to him all night about morality and righteousness." ” Princess Pei bit her lip, half hatred and fear in her eyes, and stared at Xu Fengnian's side face.
Yu Youwei was the first to leave the carriage, Princess Pei was afraid that Yu Youwei would really go to someone to stop Nalu Qiu'er, and hurriedly caught up with Yu Youwei, seeing that she didn't really mean to push herself into the fire pit, so she secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but when she opened the curtain and saw the blood stains all over the carriage, as well as the smell of blood, she was stunned on the spot, did she really want to listen to him drive to be a servant in the arms of Wu Meiniang, who was still stained with Xu Fengnian's blood, Yu Youwei said softly: "There is always a first time in everything."
It's good to be alive.
Princess Jing'an, let's go, I'll take you to the waterhole. ” Xu Fengnian sat quietly all the time, always gently holding one of the blue bird's hands.
In the night, on the side of Chu Lushan, like a hill, General Qianniuwu sat in the carriage with his eyes narrowed into slits, holding a secret report that had already arrived in his hand, dense, full of news about the Jing'an Palace, no matter how big or small, even the prince Zhao Xun secretly raised a canary that looked like the princess of Jing'an was recorded, but the specific address was missing.
Chu Lushan put down the secret report, and folded the ten fingers of his hands on his abdomen.
No one would believe that this fat pig who was famous for his cruelty in his military career was once called Chu Bacha by Li Yishan of the Chaoting Pavilion, which is not derogatory, but quite high to Chu Lushan's talent, Li Yishan personally said that Chu Lushan is talented and beautiful, works in Xiaofu, and is good at rhyming the official rhyme, but the eight-pronged hand rhyme.
Generally speaking, a talented and agile person in the literary world has a great ability to write a poem in a few steps, but this fat pig who loves human milk can make poems eight times, and can be good.
Xu Feng didn't believe it at first, but then he had to believe it, and once asked this Lu Qiuer in person why he didn't rely on this to gain fame back then, he never thought that this fat pig smiled and said that the man was a boudoir, so he was too sorry for the old bird under the crotch.
Who would have thought that in the Beiliang Army, the first person with both civil and military skills is the only one who has a murderous reputation Chu Lushan's ten fingers lightly forked a few times, and each time he forked, he reported a person's name.
There is Zhao Xun, the eldest son of King Jing'an, and there are also several other sons, after the eight forks, none of them are missed, and even a few Qingzhou feudal officials who are very close to Jing'an Wangfu have not let go.
Lu Qiu'er opened his eyes and smiled like Maitreya, and said, "Have you guys washed your buttocks?"