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Chapter 184: A fart returned


Xu Fengnian practiced the knife before he was like a poor bastard, eating and drinking Lazar on a Jinluan palace every day, and shouting poor there, practicing the knife to move books such as moving mountains, wanton evil to make up, finally opened his eyes, although he also heard the white-haired old kui mention that the flying sword beheading is an immortal supernatural power, but it is only regarded as a legend, how could he have the luxury of witnessing this time, His Royal Highness the Prince looked up at the two dense flying swords, staring at this scene, the scalp exploded, the blood was swelling, the face was demented, and muttered: "Mother, this technical work, I can't reward it. ” The two major guest secretaries who were lucky enough to escape the catastrophe looked at each other, shocked and abnormal, and entered the Xuanyuan Jingcheng of the Confucian saint realm with a side door before they were wiped out, how could there be another sword fairy The old man who was dressed in a raged sheepskin fur and liked to pick out his ears was the first person in the past Kendo Li Chungang was true, but after Deng Tai'a appeared, he walked the rivers and lakes, occasionally made shots, and was half a demon and half immortal, who would doubt that the old sword god was categorically no match for the new sword god, but the scene in front of him, hundreds of swords from Huishan flew out of the sheath, but the thousand peachwood swords of Longhu Mountain, But it is a few miles away from Guniu Dagang, not to mention some remote Taoist Taoist swords, all of which were called to Daxueping by the word "sword come" lightly by the old-timers, didn't it mean that Li Chungang's realm fell sharply after the sword broke his arm, not to mention the battle with Wang Xianzhi, even if he made a move with Xuanyuan Dapan, Huang Fangfo and Hong Bi were not optimistic, but the old man who had retired to the rivers and lakes for 20 years in front of him had reached the realm of spitting proverbs, how could Xuantong come to this There was a secret story on the rivers and lakes, the three religions reached the realm, and the Confucian sage was connected to heaven and earth with a majestic momentum, so he had a heavenly constitution in his mouth, and only then did Xuanyuan Jingcheng kneel down to worship the emperor and the queen of heaven, and said the word death, only to attract the thunder as thick as the peaks, which is a corroboration.

The great immortal of the Daomen can become a prophecy in one word, so he can use a spell to kill demons and demons, and do the way for the sky.

And many Bodhisattvas in Buddhism have made great wishes, and the exit can shake the three thousand worlds.

Li Chungang's methods are naturally inseparable, and he is worthy of the Sword Immortal.

Xu Fengnian, who was still holding an umbrella for Xuanyuan Qingfeng, said to himself: "This sword has been very domineering from the sky, if you can still sword the dragon and tiger, it will be really bullish, look at those bull-nosed veterans still dare to be scared." ” The old sword god who turned his back to the palace of the prince and faced the demon slaying platform seemed to hear Xu Fengnian's nagging, and the qi that rushed straight into the sky condensed, and more than 1,300 flying swords suddenly fell into the cliff, and turned his head and said angrily: "As far as your kid loves to show off, you must know that there are people in the sky who can confront the north and south of the two Zen temples for thousands of years.

Besides, the old man has long passed the age of fighting, and now he wants to accept Jiang Yatou as an apprentice, alas, it's a pity that she didn't see it, otherwise the certainty of accepting an apprentice would be a little bigger. ” Xu Fengnian wanted to make fun of the old sword god for being unproductive, and he played such a huge formation in vain, but he really didn't have the guts.

Xu Fengnian heard Dao Shou for the first time, and asked suspiciously: "What is Dao Shou?"

Li Chungang walked towards the mansion of Guniujiang, scratched the crotch of his pants, this rain was uncomfortably sticky, and said: "The head of the Tao is the contemporary ancestor of Taoism, and the status of the head of the Buddha is equivalent to that of the leader of Buddhism, but this position is too hot, and the two religions of Buddhism and Taoism are qualified to sit in this position, and their surnames are not bad, and they are not willing to be the head bird, those who have sharpened their heads and want to be the head of the Buddha are small crumbs of fame and reputation, most of them are too close to the imperial court and the official mansion, and the popularity is insufficient, so in addition to Qi Xuanjiao's Taoist head for a hundred years, it is well deserved, The rest of the people were not convinced.

As for the Buddhism, the white-clothed monk Li Beware, who traveled thousands of miles to the west to seek scriptures, once had the opportunity to be the head of the Bodhisattva, but unfortunately I heard that people patted their butts to marry wives and have daughters, so the heads of the Buddha were all empty.

The reason why I am telling you this at this time is that when the old man was in the Great Snow Ping, he noticed that there were several peaks in Longhu Mountain, and the qi was unpredictable, among which there were Taoist people in the Heavenly Master's Mansion to block it, and there were also people in the True Monarch Temple to disturb it, which is not strange, but the strange thing is that a qi machine in Yunjin Mountain has been abundant to the point of being called luck, but he refuses to make a move. ” Xu Fengnian, who always held an umbrella to shield Xuanyuan Qingfeng from the wind and rain, held the handle of the umbrella tightly, and said gloomily: "It must be that strange Taoist named Zhao Huangchao who claims to be a member of the Liyang royal family who entered the Dragon and Tiger Mountain to cultivate, when I said that I was in the sword cliff of Kuanglu Mountain, he made a move out of his body, and he came by dragon and looked only between thirty or forty years old, God knows if he has lived two or three Jiazi, this Taoist priest keeps saying that he is walking for the sky, and he has a good atmosphere."

Xu Fengnian will not go into many details, after all, the battle between the dragon python is too obscure and mysterious, and there is an outsider like Xuanyuan Qingfeng present.

Xuanyuan Qingfeng, whose skirt was soaked in water under the umbrella, slowly came back to his senses, his eyes were cold, and he said without emotion: "Some time ago, I went to Yunjin Mountain with someone to look for a salamander, and I saw a middle-aged Taoist fishing in a deep pool.

At that time, this Taoist and Song Kaili, the son of the Song family, talked about the three teachings and scriptures, and his tone was very great, listening to what he said, he called the northern Zhang sage Zhang as Zhang Fuzi, as if he was born two thousand years earlier, and he dared to sit at the same table with the sage and talk about the Tao. ” Li Chungang frowned and said: "The old man Zhao Huangchao, who is connected to the three religions, has never heard of it, and he has not heard the old man Qi mention it when he saw Qi Xuanjiao twice.

However, with this person's cultivation, it is more than enough to be the head of that Dao, Xu boy, how can you provoke this celestial man and still let him go out of the body, and he does not hesitate to put on the pomp and circumstance of riding the dragon, with the strength of this person, he can live in seclusion in Longhu Mountain for at least a hundred years without showing any reputation, and it is clearly not the kind of person who likes to be famous.

The surname Zhao, the family of the Son of Heaven, ha, the old man understands nothing more than caring about the gathering and dispersion of the world's luck, according to this, you kid have to be grateful to Cao Changqing for taking away Jiang Yatou early, otherwise he will be bumped into by Zhao Huangchao, it will be a mystery, you kid can't eat and walk around, on the side of Kuanglu Mountain, with the old man's ability at that time, I'm afraid it will be useless to open the gate of heaven. ” Xu Fengnian said with a hippie smile: "Then now" The old man scolded: "The old man is full of food, and he wants to help you come out and fight with the heavens, you should be a little trouble."

Heaven and man are out of the body, ride the dragon fugue, and be lucky.

Xuanyuan Qingfeng listened to it with a cold heart, she was originally a conceited and paranoid woman, born in the first class of martial arts, the only daughter of the eldest house, read all the books and never forget, in itself, it can be regarded as a small arsenal, only Song Kaili is a top scholarly family, and she has to have real talent and learning, so that she can be slightly impressed, but since the umbrella entered Jianzhou, her whole life was suddenly turned upside down, and her father died before he showed the demeanor of an immortal, and the three people who should have supported the prestige of Huishan in the next fifty years died.

The former Dinghai Shenzhu Xuanyuan Dapan was killed, grandpa Xuanyuan Guoqi was forced to jump off the mountain, and the two major guest secretaries fought back in Daxueping, if their father was there, they could still settle down if they were capricious, and now there is still half of the grandmaster left in Guniu Dagang How to control the group of trees is not a monkey, and the tree is a dead man with a jackal's face Xu Fengnian saw that this girl had no intention of getting up, and sat on the ground and was addicted to it, and reminded angrily: "Xuanyuan Qingfeng, it's not a matter for you to always let me hold an umbrella, now that the Guniu Dagang group has no leader, it is a good time for you to display your ambitions, don't waste it." ” Xuanyuan Qingfeng struggled to get up, it was estimated that he had been sitting for a long time, his legs were sore, and he was about to fall back into the water if he was unstable, Xu Fengnian was kind enough to support him, but he was swept away by the strength that she jumped out of nowhere, and she sneered: "Is it me who is showing my ambition, or is His Royal Highness the Prince of the World wanting to control Huishan Xuanyuan" Xu Fengnian sneered and said shamelessly: "Open the skylight and say bright things, I like it."

Since you've stirred up the conversation, let's do the math."

Xuanyuan Qingfeng pointed to Mai Mang and said, "Please speak." ” The old sword god ignored the intrigue between the man and woman, walked straight to the gate of the Guniu Descending Mansion, walked up the steps, and bent down to pick up the string of wind chimes.

Xu Fengnian said eloquently: "You are just worried that the dove in this world will occupy the magpie's nest and use you as a puppet, when will you hollow out the hundreds of years of family wealth in Huishan before you stop, right?"

Xuanyuan Qingfeng said without hesitation: "Not bad."

His Royal Highness has a good family background, high vision, and his appetite is believed to be not small. ” Xu Fengnian laughed and said: "Xuanyuan Qingfeng, Xuanyuan Qingfeng, this son might as well leave the words here, this Guniu Dagang, as long as the facsimiles of those secret tips are included in the Beiliang Tingchao Pavilion, the rest of the things, don't want anything."

Since you and I are doing business on the table, I have accepted your benefits, and I will naturally help you sit on the throne of the head of the Huishan family, if someone is not convinced, you can let them taste the taste of the Beiliang knife, besides, the old sword god is already a land sword fairy in the world, whether it is a fox or a fake tiger, it doesn't matter if you take advantage of the situation, who dares to say a word and not stay in Huishan, but no one will ever clash with you head-on.

This is a business, and then you are the head of the family whether you are comfortable or unhappy, depending on your own means, when the time comes, you need to come out of this world, but you have to give other benefits, do business, and your brothers have to settle accounts, not to mention our pair of big and small enemies, right?"

Xuanyuan Qingfeng said indifferently: "His Royal Highness also said that we are enemies, so what kind of business is a big deal Xuanyuan Qingfeng broke the jar and handed over the mess to the brothers, so why don't I go down the mountain" Xu Fengnian sighed: "It's boring to talk like this, your father Xuanyuan Jingcheng worked hard to create the current situation, with your horn and horn surname, let go of you to lie to the ghost, this son is not in the mood to beat around the bush with you, to put it mildly, now Huishan is in turmoil, if it weren't for the fact that this son admired what your father did, he would have stopped talking politely to you, a careful-eyed girl, and would stand here stupidly to hold an umbrella for you, in addition to being angry, you are not bad, but you can also show some other skills to this son to see, really annoyed this son, It is difficult to raise a puppet who is willing to be a lackey, His Royal Highness the hat of the Prince of Beiliang, it's not small, it's not a coincidence, the few who can't be suppressed by this hat just died" Xu Fengnian observed Xuanyuan Qingfeng's face, and said step by step: "Guniu Dagang can't fight Daoting Longhu Mountain, and now there is no son of this world to support you, and you can't be overwhelmed for decades.

To tell the truth, the reason why you don't care about your previous suspicions to help you get to the top is that you have to be grateful to Wen Hua who carried a wooden sword, he said that one day he will learn superior swordsmanship, and he has to use a sword to slap your little butt of a wealthy woman.

But once you leave the family, Wen Hua will not be unhappy with an ordinary woman with a bleak background, and this world will not be able to see a good show, how boring. ” Xuanyuan Qingfeng walked outside the oil-paper umbrella, ignored the ridicule of Mu Jian Wenhua, and just asked, "Desolate" Xu Fengnian asked rhetorically: "Then what do you think?"

Xuanyuan Qingfeng asked, "Are you pitying me?"

Xu Fengnian didn't answer, just handed her the umbrella, and seeing that she was indifferent, he simply put the umbrella on her shoulder, looked up at the gray rain curtain, and said, "If Wen Hua is here, he will definitely say that God is peeing again, it's really naughty." ” Xuanyuan Qingfeng was stunned for a moment.

At this time, Hong Bi took a few steps forward, knelt down on one knee and said in a deep voice: "Miss, Hong Bi is going to be from now on, and he will obey his orders."

Huang Fangfo smiled and said: "Huang just wants to continue to study quietly in Huishan, hoping that one day he will have the realm of respecting the city."

Whoever is the enemy of Miss is the enemy of Huang. ” Xuanyuan Qingfeng was stunned and silent.

A loud bell voice came from the Heavenly Master's Mansion in Longhu Mountain, "Since Li Jianshen borrowed the sword and left, can he dare to return the sword."

Li Chungang, who was looking at the wind chimes, was too lazy to take care of it.

Next, Xuanyuan Qingfeng inadvertently saw His Royal Highness the Prince of the World, but he squeezed his eyebrows at the old sword god and made a two-word gesture.

When Li Chungang saw it, he rolled his eyes and blurted out an extremely indecent word towards Longhu Mountain, "Fart" If it is limited to this, Xuanyuan Qingfeng will not be so good, and the old man who has achieved the realm of land sword immortals will say that he is domineering, "This is what Xu Fengnian said" Xuanyuan Qingfeng burst into tears and laughed for a moment

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