"Haha."
Uncle Zhang, who had always been expressionless, unexpectedly laughed out loud, and then carefully fiddled with the contents of the jade box, with a look of pain on his face, "These are all good treasures, the Five Elements Cycle, Things are in conflict with each other.
They are the best choice to ward off evil spirits.
Thanks to my good relationship with Taoist Master Baiyunguan, I spent a whole year begging for them, but now I have to take advantage of you."
Seeing Uncle Zhang's expression of pain, I couldn't help but feel a sense of joy in my heart.
Could it be that this is where the legendary misfortunes and blessings depend?
Ignoring my expression and not waiting for my answer, Uncle Zhang continued to fiddle with the items in the jade box, and then said: "Here, this oval, purple-black, and winged thing is the stink bug elephant, which is what you call it.
Bed bugs, fart bugs, and common stink bugs are all vegetarian. , this one is incredible, it has a ferocious temperament and specializes in sucking human blood.
It was originally only able to live for two months, but I don't know how it has lived for more than ten years.
It is almost a sperm.
It is very powerful.
This guy has dark golden wings, long tentacles, and barbs on his feet.
He is so majestic.
With his high-spirited appearance, he looks like a general who has won a battle.
This is Huang Po Niang, also known as the Western cockroach.
It is even more remarkable.
The ordinary Huang Po Niang only lives for less than eight months.
It has lived for more than a hundred years, hiding in dark places and absorbing countless I heard that when it first appeared, it was lying on top of a rock, breathing and breathing at the moon in the sky.
It seems that it has opened up its spiritual wisdom and knows how to absorb the essence of the moon.
It must be evil. .
And these dragon legs are produced by gathering Yin energy, which is also a good thing."
"Earth dragon, isn't it just an earthworm?
Where did the legs come from?"
Chen Gaotu asked in disbelief.
"Ignorant and ignorant."
Zhang Bo said, "The legs don't matter.
It even has a long mouth and thick arms.
In order to catch it, a Taoist priest bit it.
As a result, the Taoist priest's head and eyebrows began to fall off.
In the end, he used It took a day and a night of soaking in lime water to cure it.”
"What about this one?"
I have seen earthworms with thick thumbs, but with thick arms.
Who believed my instinct that Uncle Zhang was talking nonsense, so he pointed to the last thing and asked.
"This thing is Yang Yuan."
Uncle Zhang said casually.
"The name Yang Yuan sounds like a good thing at first sight.
Maybe it's the same as the Ten Thousand Years Stalactite.
Ye Hesheng, I'm really giving you an advantage.
Do you know how expensive the Ten Thousand Years Stalactite is?
It's worth millions.
Treasure."
Liu Yanming said with envy, and the Taobao King and others also looked over with greedy faces.
"Um.
When did chicken poop become so valuable?
It's worth millions?"
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Uncle Zhang suddenly asked.
"Are you kidding me when a chicken poops?"
For a moment, I felt like I was going to collapse.
"When have I ever joked with you?"
Uncle Zhang said with some dissatisfaction, "You have wasted so many of my precious things today, and you still dare to doubt that of course this Yang Yuan is more precious than ordinary chicken poop.
First, you must find one.
I have lived for ten years and have never let go of my big cock.
Then it will be easy."
Uncle Zhang looked at me as if he knew something, and then quickly poured everything into the kettle while everyone was there. , began to stir.
Seeing his concentrated expression while stirring, everyone was stunned, feeling that the world view was being destroyed by a violent storm.
They did not expect that the legendary and magical method of detoxifying corpses would come so violently.
Uncle Zhang didn't care about the eyes of others at all, and finally cast his gaze on Zhang Wuren, muttering, "Of course, the blood of the Celestial Master is indispensable.
I heard that adding the urine of the Celestial Master's descendants will have better effects.
Good boy, you are so lucky, you have two of the rarest things at your fingertips."
Before I could react, Uncle Zhang had already squeezed out a drop of blood from Zhang Wuren's hand, mixed it with the yellow and white stuff under his crotch, and poured it all into the kettle.
He then screwed the lid of the kettle on and shook it.
He handed it to me and said calmly: "Both the inside and the outside."
"Both the inside and the outside" I didn't react for a moment, I was confused.
"Haha, you're stupid.
You don't know how to use it both internally and externally.
I just ask you to rub half of this pot of stuff on your chest.
As for the other half, hehe, of course you take it orally.
Good guy, you are really lucky.
Look.
How many precious materials did Uncle Zhang put in?
It’s like a hodgepodge.
If you don’t thank Uncle Zhang quickly, how can an ordinary person have such luck?"
Liu Yanming suppressed a smile, looking like I was embarrassed, and raised his eyebrows.
I was so angry that I almost fell to the ground and spewed blood.
What was even more unexpected was that after hearing what Liu Yanming said, Uncle Zhang actually nodded his head in agreement.
At that moment, I clearly felt that there were several liters of blood in my chest, ready to burst out.
But who made me get poisoned by corpse poison?
I had to lower my head under the eaves.
If I didn't drink, I might not be safe.
But when I think of those cockroaches, bed bugs, and Zhang Wuren’s yellow and white things, my stomach is filled with butterflies in my stomach, and my face turns green as if painted with paint.
"Drink, drink, you have to be clean, but you have to think clearly."
Seeing my hesitation, Liu Yanming used what I just said to provoke me.
The Taobao King, You Liang and others next to me also looked at me with gloating expressions.
"But, wouldn't this formula be too scientific?"
I turned to Uncle Zhang and asked expectantly.
At this moment, how much I longed for Uncle Zhang to have another kinder prescription.
"Humph, you know, or I know.
My grandfather traveled all over the country, and even caught the thousand-year-old zombie king with his own hands.
The methods he handed down may be wrong."
Uncle Zhang seemed to be angry, "Stink bugs, cockroaches, chicken poop, earth dragons, respectively.
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Represents the yang Evil, Yin evil, yang energy and yin energy.
The blood of the Heavenly Master is the supreme pure yang thing, and the waste it excretes is the ultimate yin thing in the world.
How can you say that the five elements are in conflict with each other?
can be clearly explained by science” "Okay, okay, just drink.
There is no need to explain the tough life, but it seems that there are too many things in my kettle.
I will share the good things together, hehe."
I felt the corpse poison in my chest getting more and more.
Deep, the pus has flowed out like a flood, and the numbness in the pustule has turned into itching and pain.
I stopped hesitating, and treated a dead horse as a live doctor.
I took a deep breath, suppressed the feeling of nausea and vomiting, drank a small part of it in one gulp, and then quickly touched the potion on the area where the corpse poison was prevalent on my chest. .
"Ye Hesitant, what do you mean by sharing that good thing just now?"
Liu Yanming asked warily.
"You know it now, don't you?"
I no longer hesitated and poured the remaining antidote potion in the kettle onto her clothes.
Suddenly, the smell of the urine of a child that had belonged to me for more than 20 years filled the air.
Come on.
"You" Liu Yanming blushed, turned away, and said no more words.
In fact, the two of us understand this whole process quite well, because if we want to live through the evil Feng Shui formation where the moon shines on the earth and avoid those more evil things, we can only sprinkle filthy things on our bodies.
And she is a girl.
How can she take off her clothes in front of many men?
If she is asked to go behind the bushes to solve the problem, it is obviously impossible.
Who can guarantee that a thousand-year-old zombie king will not suddenly jump out from behind the bushes.
So when I asked her if she wanted to be clean or to die, her weird expression and her answer: "Girls, how can it be easier for you."
I knew that she would definitely not be able to do it herself, and these eight Among men, I am the closest to her, so she must be asking for something from me, but she is too embarrassed to ask.
So I didn't point it out clearly, I just assumed it was because I was angry, so that everyone wouldn't be too embarrassed.
"Okay, okay, everyone has wiped off the dirt and can hit the road.
But if something happens ahead and someone dies, don't blame me."
Uncle Zhang gave me and Liu Yanming a meaningful look.
Then he said expressionlessly.
"No, no, then how could it be possible?
You're still relying on Uncle Zhang's good ideas."
Taobao King stepped forward and said flatteringly.
You Liang and others also nodded and followed behind Uncle Zhang, taking the initiative to support Zhang Wuren and facing him.
Walk forward.
"Huh, I don't know if it's a good idea or not."
Uncle Zhang said impatiently.
"Uncle Zhang, why do the zombies always target me?
They are shocked by the Heavenly Master's blood.
There is no reason to look for me again."
After walking for a short time, I couldn't figure it out, so I opened my mouth and asked
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