" In fact, I know that I am a lazy pig, He is still a talking pig, not too big nor too small.
People say that if you marry a chicken, follow the chicken, if you marry a pig, follow the pig.
When I get married, you will learn how to walk like me.
In fact, you are also a big stupid pig, Snort, snore, snore, snore, snore When I hear the sound of you snoring while sleeping, I think it’s so cool. actually" At first, Lin Zijin just hummed it subconsciously, but he felt like he couldn't stop humming, so Lin Zijin simply let go and sang more cheerfully and selflessly.
After singing, Lin Zijin felt relaxed and warmer than drinking ginseng soup.
However, just when Lin Zijin recovered his mind and turned his eyes, he was stunned.
Because at this time, Yang Hao was looking at himself with a pair of smiling eyes and a evil smile.
Lin Zijin was singing too cheerfully just now and was so selfless that he didn't even notice when Yang Hao woke up.
After realizing that every move she made just now was done under Yang Hao's gaze, and she didn't notice it at all, Lin Zijin almost crawled under the bed in shame.
This is too embarrassing The key point is that this guy Yang Hao is still deliberately acting like this.
He is obviously watching her joke.
It is really hateful.
"Don't laugh at what you're looking at" Forcing a straight face, Lin Zijin endured the embarrassment in his heart and glared at Yang Hao pretending to be fierce.
But even if Lin Zijin pretended to be fierce, Yang Hao had already seen through her.
How could he not know that Lin Zijin was playing tricks on her, and how could he be frightened by her.
Half propped up on the bed, Yang Hao looked at Lin Zijin with a smile and said: "Why don't you continue to sing, how beautiful it is, my wife, the queen of the music industry."
Yang Hao's voice fell, and Lin Zijin almost laughed out loud. singing queen Yang Hao probably brought this word up, which was obviously deliberately making fun of her.
Lin Zijin had a cold face and didn't want to talk to Yang Hao.
The key is that Lin Zijin can't control herself when she thinks about what happened just now.
She is almost dying of embarrassment now.
He actually did such a thing in front of Yang Hao.
If word spread, Ling Xueer and Lu Ziqi would laugh to death.
"Seriously, you sing quite nicely."
Seeing that Lin Zijin was still sullen, Yang Hao suddenly commented.
"If you keep talking I'll ignore you."
He was already feeling embarrassed, but Yang Hao gave his evaluation in a serious manner, which made Lin Zijin have the urge to beat him to death.
"I'm serious" Yang Hao was a little innocent.
He really thought Lin Zijin's voice when he sang just now was nice.
Of course, his selfless look was even cuter.
Yang Hao didn't see that cute look often.
"hehe" Lin Zijin sneered.
It would be strange if she really believed Yang Hao.
Facing Lin Zijin's sneer, Yang Hao also smiled and couldn't help but said: "You have become more and more cute recently.
I didn't expect that falling in love can really make people young."
"You mean I'm old when I'm young" This time, Lin Zijin's face really darkened.
The sneer on his face was completely different from before, and even the embarrassment before was forgotten.
Seeing Lin Zijin like this, Yang Hao's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing just now.
What are women most taboo about?
Naturally, others said she was old.
Although Lin Zijin was only in her early twenties and in the prime of youth and vitality, she still tabooed others talking about her.
This was a common problem among women and there was nothing anyone could do about it.
Although what Yang Hao just said didn't mean that, in Lin Zijin's opinion, it did, that is, it did.
Whether Yang Hao meant that or not was not important at all.
Finished Looking at Lin Zijin's scrutinizing eyes, Yang Hao's heart froze.
He knew that if he didn't give a reasonable explanation, he would be dead.
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"Well, what I mean is that falling in love allows you to regain your former innocence."
The strong desire to survive and the experience of survival made Yang Hao's brain work at high speed, and he quickly organized his language.
"Tongzhen, you mean to say that I am childish" Before Yang Hao could breathe a sigh of relief, he froze when Lin Zijin looked at him coldly.
Why are you calling her childish again?
Innocence Are innocence and childishness the same thing?
Yang Hao almost cried.
"How could it be childish?
Innocence represents cuteness.
Don't you think you looked cute just now?"
Yang Hao wiped away cold sweat again.
But Yang Hao didn't know that it was okay that he didn't mention what happened just now, but the mention immediately made Lin Zijin feel embarrassed.
"Did you do it on purpose?"
Lin Zijin looked at Yang Hao with a somewhat evil look.
"No, how could I do it on purpose?"
Yang Hao laughed awkwardly, "You misunderstood."
Thinking of the embarrassment he had just committed, Lin Zijin became angrier and angrier, and said angrily: "You did it on purpose."
"you" "Are you going to say that I'm being unreasonable?"
Feeling helpless in his heart, Yang Hao was about to say something, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he was silenced by Lin Zijin's next words.
Feeling so tired Yang Hao wants to die so much Why is there nothing a woman can do if she doesn't talk sense to her?
It turns out that even Lin Zijin cannot escape this law.
Yang Hao, who was completely helpless, didn't know what to say now.
Yang Hao believed that no matter how he explained or reasoned, he could not convince Lin Zijin.
Suddenly.
Yang Hao realized.
Never try to reason with an unreasonable woman, because it doesn't make sense at all.
No matter what the reason is, it doesn't make sense when any woman is unreasonable.
Otherwise, it will be like what Yang Hao is doing now.
The more reasons he talks, the more explanations he gives, and the more reasons he gives, the more the other party will feel like he is making excuses.
"Why, I feel guilty" Lin Zijin felt happy when he saw Yang Hao suddenly became silent.
Compared with the way Yang Hao looked at her for laughing just now, now he was completely embarrassed.
Sure enough, everything said on the Internet is true.
In fact, Lin Zijin was not angry just now, but was deliberately making trouble because he was so embarrassed that he didn't know how to end it.
He suddenly remembered that he had seen some female knowledge theories on the Internet before, and then tried it, but he didn't expect that it really worked.
It turns out that the sometimes unreasonable effect is really satisfying.
Looking at Yang Hao who was already stunned again, Lin Zijin, who still had an angry look on his face, was already smiling in his heart.
With the bad taste, Lin Zijin put on a look of reluctance and said in a cold voice: "Why don't you laugh?"
"Didn't you laugh happily just now?"
"You have the ability" Just when Lin Zijin was getting carried away, Yang Hao, who was extremely honest, suddenly stood up and rushed towards Lin Zijin like a hungry wolf.
Pressing Lin Zijin under him, Yang Hao kissed her directly without giving her a chance to react.
When Yang Hao made this move and blocked his mouth with lightning speed, Lin Zijin's mind went blank.
Confused That’s not what it says online Moreover, there seems to be no mention on the Internet about this situation of women being unreasonable, let alone what kind of response measures should be taken when encountering such a situation.
In an instant, Lin Zijin had completely lost the ability to think.
Faced with this unexpected situation, Lin Zijin was completely passive and had no idea what to do.
Feeling the excitement coming from his lips, Lin Zijin's heart was already filled with ripples.
At that moment, Lin Zijin vaguely realized that he seemed to have tricked himself. s: The dog food is delivered, and I wish everyone a happy new year: