wedge "Ka is here today, it's over," director Wang Ziye shouted with satisfaction.
The actors who pretended to be dead bodies cheered up and immediately dispersed like birds and beasts.
The masked woman held the sword trick in her hand and posed two more times, then she stood up with a smile and ripped off the masked scarf, revealing a charming face.
"Hey, hey, hey, put us down," someone shouted in the air.
It was a bamboo forest, with a bloody corpse on top of a sharpened bamboo, and a man caught between two bamboos that grew very closely.
At this time, the man wearing the bamboo tip turned his head and shouted downward, and another samurai who was sandwiched between the bamboo and pretended to be dead also opened his eyes.
The crew carefully lowered them with ropes.
"Xiao Xi, come here."
Director Wang beckoned, and the assassin ran over with the half-bloody tip of the bamboo on his chest: "Director Wang." ” Director Wang took a step back: "Xiao Xi, how about the things you borrowed?"
Xi Bin said with a smile: "Director, I have spent a lot of effort to say that I finally made the Daka Living Buddha nod, and the things have been borrowed." ” Director Wang was overjoyed and patted him on the shoulder: "It's good, tomorrow I will shoot the scene of worshipping Yan Agu, with this antiquity, it looks like that, put it away."
"Don't worry, Director Wang, nothing can go wrong, I'll take a look later."
Director Wang said with satisfaction: "Okay, good, the work attitude is rigorous enough, and the details determine success or failure."
"Director Wang", he was talking, with a delicate call, Miss Shenghan, the female No. 1 who played the heroine, walked over with her waist and limbs, and said: "Director Wang, today's camera has been NG six times, and the tired people have back pain, you have a treat tonight." ” "Haha, okay, I'll have a treat, I'll treat you" Director Wang immediately smiled: "Let's go, take off your makeup and take a shower first, I'll take you out in a while, let's go taste authentic Tibetan food." ” Sheng Han threw a wink at him and walked away gracefully.
Wang Ziye couldn't talk to Xi Bin anymore, and hurriedly said, "Xiao Xi, then I'll trouble you, I'll go first."
After speaking, he hurried after Zhu Damei.
Xi Bin glanced at Miss Sheng Han's twisted little waist, sighed softly, and said enviously: "Alas, it's a pity that a garden of good cabbage has made the pigs arch."
Guan Yu, who was pretending to be another Jinguo assassin, walked behind him and said with a smile: "Who calls someone a director, beautiful girls are not all in a hurry to be caught up by the unspoken rules You are the scene note, this is a shortcut to being a director, and when you get out of the mix, you can also enjoy this treatment." ” Xi Bin looked back and saw that it was his good friend Guan Yu, so he was relieved.
He is a scene reporter and belongs to the director department, but the scene record has the lowest position, the worst salary, and the most heavy work in the director department, but doing scene notes is indeed a shortcut to being a director, if you do it well, a movie is filmed, and you are qualified to be an assistant director.
Guan Yu is the screenwriter of this film, the two have a good relationship, and now that the economy is in crisis, in order to save money, these two assassins who only appeared once, the director let them both make cameos.
Xi Bin patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Why are you scared to death without moving when you walk, did Miss Sheng Han throw a flattering eye at you?"
Guan Yu shook his head and sighed with a bitter face: "Pull it down, now the screenwriter is not popular." ” The two walked to the second studio shoulder to shoulder, Guan Yu spit bitterness to him and said: "When I was young, I read a lot of novels and summed up an experience: pick up girls, you have to be talented."
From Sima Xiangru who seduced the pretty widow Zhuo Wenjun, to Zhang Sheng who seduced Cui Yingying, and then to Xu Zhimo in modern times, who doesn't use talent to learn as a stepping stone I just saw this, I studied liberal arts, who knew that people are not as good as heaven, and when I got out, the times have progressed, and writers are not called writers, they are all called writers.
The petty bourgeois young women are all extinct, and the beautiful ones go directly to money and power, and now the director is popular, I, as a writer, can only go to the Internet to bubble dinosaurs to have a good time. ” Xi Bin leaned back and closed his back when he heard the smile, and the two said that they had walked into the second studio.
This is a costume martial arts film set in the late Northern Song Dynasty, the director designed a scene in which the shaman of the Jin Kingdom presided over the worship of Yan Aguda, and in order to seek antiquity, Xi Bin borrowed a large reincarnation disk from a nearby lama temple.
It is said that the Buddha once used his disciples who were obsessed with their supernatural attachments, so that they experienced a hundred thousand years in an instant, the cycle of life and death, and finally became enlightened.
This is a legend, there is no need to delve into it, but this thing is indeed very old, Xi Bin was afraid that someone would break it, so he repeatedly told the crew to hang it steadily.
When the two walked into the studio, they saw that the huge reincarnation disk had been steadily suspended in the air by three strands of steel rope.
Xi Bin smiled and said: "Just look at the script you wrote, the famous prostitute Master Li is the descendant of Cihang Jingzhai, and the fourth prince of the Jin Kingdom, Wanyan Wushu, is a master of the Yin Kui faction, this is too."
Guan Yu rolled his eyes and said disdainfully: "Nonsense, I want to write a serious script, after writing the film you invested in Fan Wei, a broken plastic shell was sold for two million pounds, and the rich man's head made the donkey kick and the mess that is now on fire In the historical blockbuster, the eloquent Comrade Cao Apu actually didn't send it because Xiao Qiao was performing a tea ceremony, maybe the audience didn't watch it with relish, I can see it through, you make a lot of effort to get something serious, It's not as good as an entertainment program that makes the audience laugh, who is still seriously scrutinizing the plot content now?"
As soon as it came to Huai Cai, he couldn't attract beauties, Guan Dacai sighed, Xi Bin grabbed his shoulder, and said with a smile: "Okay, don't talk about that useless, I'm tired of the crew's box lunch, how about we go out to eat in a while, how about telling the two young ladies to relax at night" Guan Yu was refreshed when he heard this, and hurriedly asked, "You have a treat?"
"Of course."
"Let's call two more."
"Are you okay, your buddy isn't blowing, buddy is from a martial arts background, his body is very good, it's no problem to be a night seven times, just your body that often bows down the code word, that waist strength hehehehe" Guan Yu also showed a smile: "I, it's not as many times as you, I'll stay overnight, and I'll only spend one night, hahaha" The two guys were very happy to talk about women, and they were very happy to boast about themselves.
Probably God couldn't see it, so he heard a "rattle" above his head, Xi Bin subconsciously looked up, and couldn't help but exclaim: "I'm damned" I saw that the heavy reincarnation disc broke a steel wire, shook it twice, and then "rattle" twice and smashed it down.
Xi Bin couldn't dodge, his forehead hit the big reincarnation disk heavily, and he immediately fell backwards with blood on his face.
Guan Yu followed him, and he fell backwards, knocking Guan Yu to the ground first.
Fortunately, there are still some things on the ground around it, and the large reincarnation disc is not compacted.
Xi Bin's head was covered with blood, unconscious, Guan Yu saw that his soul was scattered, and while shouting for help, he desperately supported the big reincarnation disk, and he didn't know where the wrench and kicking touched it, and the big reincarnation disk suddenly released a dazzling white light, which made his eyebrows tingle.
The dazzling white light filled the entire studio, and when Guan Yu opened his eyes again, he saw that Xi Bin's breath on his body was exhausted, and he was paralyzed softly, and the inexplicable strong light was gone, and he couldn't help screaming: "Help":