Qing Ji couldn't help but smile secretly when he saw the anxious appearance of these hairy boys, up and down for five thousand years, there is only this kind of topic that I never get tired of hearing, and it has not changed for thousands of years, no wonder the saints say: Men and women eat and drink, and people have great desires.
Brother, I'm more than ten years older than you, and it's not easy to fool you hairy boys He straightened his face and said: "At that time, Qingji was young, and once, when he was playing hide and seek in the forest with a woman from a family, he pounced together, and somehow, this sex got up, and I only sweetly said that I would marry her in the future, and the girl also half-pushed and half-done, and achieved good things with me." ” Qingji said, picked up a corner of wine and drank it, everyone listened to it with relish, and seeing that he was silent, he immediately asked: "Say, say, why the most important part is skipped, how does the woman look and what her figure is" Someone shouted angrily: "Process process, I want process, not results" Ji Sunsi listened with a smile, and said in time: "Qingji Gongzi, is this first happy process finished?"
Qingji said seriously: "It's over." ” Everyone was deflated when they heard this, this person was too old-fashioned, really boring, simply boring.
Ji Sunsi also smiled bitterly when he heard this, it was better not to say such an experience, he cleared his throat, and was about to tell a rhyme for Qingji to lead the siege, only to see Qingji put down the wine glass, and said: "At that time, Qingji was young, and he had been playing in the forest for a long time, and he was already tired. ” When Sun Ao heard this, he hurriedly said: "Shut up, shut up, the important thing is still below." ” Meng Sun Ziye rolled his eyes and said, "Nonsense, my urgency is also below." ” A good man said with a smile: "This important thing should be said to be in the back, and it is also said in the past." ” Everyone laughed, and Ji Sunsi shouted with a straight face: "Shut up, take care of him below, and listen to what Qingji Gongzi said." ” At this time, the movements of those dancers also slowed down, obviously their attention was also attracted by what Qingji said, they are all women in the party, things between men and women are commonplace, others tell how the process is fluttering, they don't care, but the experience that Qingji said, the process is so simple, it seems that the real story happened later, but it aroused their curiosity.
Qingji saw that it had aroused everyone's interest, so he took a sip and said with a smile: "Speaking Qingji is tired, so he hugged her and slept in the forest, the grass is soft, the sun is warm, the wind and flowers are fragrant, the Chinese people are drunk, Qingji sleeps very sweetly, at this moment" A young man said nervously: "Something happened, there must be a beast" Before he could finish speaking, he was hit hard on the head by his partner next to him, and he immediately shut up.
Qingji said slowly: "Qingji only listened to a faint cry, far and near, ethereal" The man couldn't hold his breath, and shouted again: "Could it be that there is a female ghost" After speaking, he immediately grabbed his head.
Qingji smiled and said: "That's not the case, Qingji was also shocked at that time, and immediately opened his eyes, but saw that the girl from the family was sitting next to Qingji and crying. ” "Hi" Sun Ao said dejectedly: "I see, the girl's family, for the first time in life, there are few people who don't cry, just say a few nice words, she turns her sadness into laughter, what's the meaning of such a story" Qingji Zhengse said: "This kind of truth, I naturally heard my brother and friends talk about it, and I didn't think so, so I sat up and asked her, I have allowed her to be my wife, why are you crying like this, guess what she said" All the sons were suddenly aroused interested, and they rushed to speak, no matter what the answer, Qingji vetoed them, everyone was really curious at this time, the music stopped, and the dancers stopped dancing, Qingji swept his eyes, and saw that the old man who was beating the drum was holding two dog bones, and his ears were pricked up to listen to him, and he couldn't help laughing.
Qingji smiled: "I just heard her say: Qingji son, you should allow me to be my wife, and people are naturally happy in their hearts."
But people just woke up, sat up and looked at you, woo woo, it only took one time, and it was reduced to such a section, after that, how can it be born in the future?"
The princes were stunned for a moment when they heard this, and then laughed wildly, Sun Ao pounded the case with his hands, panting and said: "I can't stand it, I can't stand it, I'm laughing to death, wahahahaha" The six maiko also burst out laughing, and the flowers trembled with laughter, and all they heard was a jingle whimper, but it was the musicians sitting in the corner who accidentally struck their instruments.
Ji Sunsi's tears overflowed with laughter, he wiped the corners of his eyes and said: "If that woman sees Qingji Gongzi again today, she will definitely exclaim: Wow, it turns out that this thing is like a beard, and it can continue to grow, so people will rest assured." ” Sun Ao immediately said: "Don't worry, don't worry, I have to ask: I just don't know how much it can grow overnight, if it grows slowly, it won't be enough, I don't know what to eat to make supplements, people will make it for you to eat."
Everyone laughed again, and at this moment, they only heard a scold reprimand from downstairs, shouting: "Bastard, you dare to block my way" The man's voice was very crisp and sharp, so loud to drink, although everyone was laughing, they could hear it clearly, Ji Sunsi frowned, and felt a little displeased, he was the one who was a guest at today's banquet, if someone collided with the guest, it would brush his face, Ji Sunsi sank his face, and said to the person standing aside and waiting: "Who is arrogant below" At this moment, the woman downstairs spoke again: "What's so great about Ji Suns Ji Suns, that dirty boy who drags two tubes of snot all day long dares to put a stinky shelf in front of me":