"Your Majesty, in front of Your Majesty, foreign ministers are ministers of small countries, but this country behind the mountains should not be oppressed above my own country.
The personal honor and disgrace of the foreign minister Shimazu Mitsuo is nothing, but it is a matter of my own country, and if the foreign minister is allowed to submit to the envoys of the Yamaho country, the foreign minister will not dare to accept the order. ” "Ugh" Zhu Yunwen also regretted it a little, how could he forget about the fight for fame between them when he was happy, but the matter had come to this point, and he had no other way to think about it, so he had to bite the bullet and said: "Shimazu envoy, the envoy of Yamaho is the prince of the country, so" Mitsuo Shimazu glared at him and shouted with disgust: "Your Majesty, the small country behind the mountain is unheard of.
Even the three kingdoms of Shannan, Shanbei, and Zhongshan on Ryukyu Island are just a small land, and they are not worth looking at, let alone this small country behind the mountains.
If the king of the country is not as good as a minor official under the command of the great general, will it not be humiliating for your majesty to put him on the throne?"
He Tianyang strictly followed Xia Xun's instructions, there was one to say, two to say, not to say what should not be said, not to do what should not be done, and he had been standing there honestly, waiting for someone to invite him to a seat.
To be honest, he hadn't eaten a palace banquet yet, and he was really a bit greedy to watch the table full of feasts.
He didn't care who sat in front and who sat behind, but Shimazu Mitsuo was boastful, he had been silent, and those Ming officials looked at him, their eyes had slightly shown contempt, and he couldn't stand it a little.
Especially the little man of Shimazu became more and more impassioned the more he spoke, and then he jumped in front of him, tilted his head, pointed at his nose and said it all over his face, and the spit stars splashed on his face, He Tianyang was really angry, and the pirate's fierce energy came up, and he threw Xia Xun's instructions to Java.
"What are you yelling about, what are you yelling about?"
He Tianyang glared at the envoy in front of him: "Look at your eyebrows, are they eyebrows, and there are two dots drawn on the top of the eyes, I thought it was because the eye feces were not wiped off."
Look at your face, and your teeth, it's not even, it's ugly, it's dyed black, you can't see it, you said you sit in front like this, do you let His Majesty the Ming Emperor see it and still have the appetite to eat?"
Zhu Yunwen's face was flushed, but he couldn't laugh, he definitely couldn't laugh, and his ministers were all laughing.
If you want to talk about hurting people, He Tianyang is not stunned, and he has been to the East China Sea, and he has been to both Ben and Ryukyu, and he is more familiar with the people there.
"You're bold, I'm there" "What am I, I keep saying that I say my country, I say my country, what is wrong with your country, Your Majesty the Emperor, Your Excellency the officials of the Ming Dynasty, do you know what hairstyle they say the women of their country comb are shiitake mushrooms, do you know what Shiitake is called Shiitake mushrooms.
Originally, it was only for noblewomen and female officials to comb it, but now many folk women are following suit.
Please imagine that His Majesty the Emperor and the ministers are swaggering through the market in the neighborhood."
"Poof" Huang Zhen didn't hold back, he laughed out loud all of a sudden, he hurriedly jumped back and hid behind Meng Shilang.
"How can it be?"
He Tianyang pinched his waist: "Your Majesty the Emperor, there were once pirates who robbed their own merchant ships and came to our Ryukyus to sell, Xiaochen was surprised when he saw it, ouch, what kind of armor is this, why are they all worn by children, isn't this bluffing, seeing this envoy today, Xiaochen only knew that he dared to love that pirate did not bluff people, but he had to make children's clothes, and he couldn't wear them when he was big." ” The ministers of the Ming Kingdom couldn't help it, I don't know who was hiding behind, and laughed eatingly, this laugh caused many people to start laughing, only Zhu Yunwen couldn't laugh, he endured it, and was about to endure the internal injuries.
Mitsuo Shimazu was furious and panted and said, "You, the prince of a small country, dare to be so rude to me and call my envoy, I."
He Tianyang was unforgiving: "What are you, are you wrong, this prince is wrong, I am a barbarian state, you are also a barbarian state, you are more noble than me, where did you go to our country's nobles, I like to learn Middle-earth, the nobles of Middle-earth sit in a sedan chair, we also sit in a sedan chair there, you say that there is no difference between your own country, don't you also learn to sit in a sedan chair in Middle-earth, but you learn a little like it."
His Majesty the Emperor, my lords, do you know what his country's sedan chair looks like, how big it is, there is no black box with no window, open the door and get in, a pole is raised at both ends, ouch, that small, similar to a chicken cage, the minister went ashore from Fuzhou, all the way to Beijing, along the way I saw the big girl in the countryside of your country getting married, and the sedan chair was not so ugly" "Hahahaha" The low laughter of eating turned into laughter, in fact, the ministers really wanted to give the envoy a little face, but this Ryukyu prince was really hurtful, and they couldn't do it without laughing.
Zhu Yunwen couldn't help it, so he had to quickly turn his smile into a gentle and kind smile, and persuaded him: "Two noble envoys, don't quarrel, I" Shimazu Mitsuo was so angry that his face turned pale, and he said indignantly: "Your Majesty, it's not that the foreign minister does not obey the emperor's orders, but this small barbarian king does not know etiquette, and the foreign minister is here to make a pilgrimage to His Majesty, and he humiliates the foreign minister like this, it is also disrespectful to Your Majesty, and Your Majesty should punish him with capital crimes."
"The surname is Island, don't talk nonsense" He Tianyang became more and more energetic, and shouted loudly: "You say that you don't respect the Son of Heaven in the Central Plains, who disrespects the Son of Heaven in the Central Plains, we have our own clothing, language, and dress, but once you want to make a pilgrimage to the Son of Heaven in the Central Plains, you must follow the rules of the Central Plains.
You look at what you learned, I heard that it is the words of Middle-earth that are taken apart, and those who lack arms and legs are used as words, what is this called, drawing tigers is not anti-anti-dogs.
Yes, that's what I said, but don't say it, you people there are quite serious, although it's a painting dog, the painting is also serious and solemn. ” "You, Bagayalu" "You don't have to change the way to curse, my prince can understand it.
Whoever has eight grids, I have eight grids or you eight grids, I heard that on your side, what kind of emperor, what kind of power, there is no power, it is the general who is in charge, right?"
Shimazu did not deny this sentence, he said proudly: "Yes, so what" He Tianyang was reasonable, and immediately said to Zhu Yunwen and the others: "Your Majesty, listen to it, all the adults, you all listen, is this called a human word, whether it is the Ming Kingdom or our foreign small state, it is all to respect the king and worship the saint, they have an emperor there, and they have no power at all."
The merchants of our country went to them and came back and said, "Your generals earn a few million koku a year, but the emperor only earns a few tens of thousands of koku, so that the emperor's attendants often mix with the chaff to eat, what is the reason?"
When Zhu Yunwen heard this, he immediately became very unhappy Because of the matter of Yan Wang Zhu Di, he was taboo about the following offenses and disrespecting the king, although he heard that he called their king the emperor, and he was very dissatisfied with this, but he didn't want to pursue this matter now, he just felt that this general of Zhengyi, who was almost a chaotic minister and thief, actually made the emperor a puppet, what is the difference between this and Cao Ying Zhu Yunwen's face turned cold, and he said lightly: "Two envoys, today it is said that I am holding a banquet to invite each other, and if you continue to argue, you will be disrespectful to me."
You are all envoys of Fanbang, and you will be treated equally in front of me.
He Tianyang is the prince of Shanhou, you are the minister of repair of the country, and you should invite Prince He Tianyang to take the seat.
Take a seat."
Mitsuo Shimazu's eyes were red, and he roared: "Your Majesty, you are this is you and this is a humiliation to the foreign ministers" He Tianyang said unforgivingly: "You feel humiliated, you feel humiliated and you die, by the way, it seems that your people there like to commit suicide, with such a knife on the stomach, and the large intestine will come out with a sneer, Ouch Emperor, the dishes we ate today, there is no fat intestine."
"Your Majesty, the foreign minister is said to be the envoy of the country" Shimazu Mitsuo fainted in anger, his face had turned from swollen red to pale, and his lips trembled and said to Zhu Yunwen: "On behalf of the country's body, foreign ministers and foreign ministers cannot accept such humiliation and arrangement."
The foreign minister could not attend the banquet, so he retired."
After speaking, he bowed deeply to Zhu Yunwen, glared at He Tianyang with great resentment, and said in a deep voice: "You, you have humiliated our country, you remember, we say our country, we want to go to war against the country behind the mountain" After speaking, without waiting for He Tianyang to answer, he turned around and exited the hall and walked away Xia Xun was lying in the car, with a straw hat on his face, and Erlang's legs crossed, seemingly very leisurely, but in fact, his ears were always erect, paying attention to the movements in the palace.
Suddenly, the palace gate opened, someone came out, and then the carriage and horse next to him moved, which was the car of the envoy of the country, and Xia Xun sat up suddenly.
Looking closely, I saw that the envoys of my country stumbled out of the palace, Shinemon led the attendants to meet forward, Xia Xun looked behind Shimazu, the palace gate closed again, He Tianyang and Pingnu had not come out yet, Xia Xun "chuckled" in his heart, and quickly jumped out of the carriage and rushed over.
Mitsuo Tozu was angrily boarding the car with a big eggplant-colored face, Xia Xun ran over, and said with a smile: "May I ask this messenger, why haven't His Royal Highness the Prince and His Royal Highness the Prince and Princess come out yet?"
Mitsuo Shimazu waved his arms violently and hissed and roared, "Hachigaya Lu is dead, all of them are dead, all dead, all dead," and after saying that, he crashed into the car.
The carriage and horses were gone, and Xia Xun stood outside in a daze: "If I am dead, my identity has been revealed, so why didn't anyone come out to arrest me?"
He looked at the closed palace gate, and then looked at the distant vehicles, and he didn't know why.
In the palace, He Tianyang was feasting To be continued: