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Chapter 185: I'm Coming!


The words on the book are too old-fashioned, concise, and there are so many Taoist terms that even those who know about sexual affairs can't understand the meaning of the family terms, and for a woman who has no knowledge of this aspect, no matter how much she racks her brains to imagine, she can't think of what the meaning of the words is.

At this time, Wan'er is like Mei Chaofeng with the Nine Yin True Scripture, obviously holding the world's first martial arts book, but she can't understand what "five hearts to the sky" and what is "baby girl".

It's really no wonder Shangguan Wan'er, don't say that she doesn't understand, even many men don't know anything about this kind of thing.

Back then, Tang Taizong Li Shimin married his sister Princess Danyang to the general Xue Wanche, and the two got married for a few months, but they just slept in the same bed.

Li Shimin saw that his sister was depressed all day long, and asked repeatedly to find out the reason, Li Shimin couldn't help but be angry and funny, so he had to find the dumb brother-in-law and tell him about the way of husband and wife.

Lao Xue boasted to him beautifully: "I am very good with the princess, I have never quarreled, Your Majesty, you don't have to worry."

Li Shimin was choked by him, so he had to use the joy of fish and water as a metaphor, Lao Xue still didn't open his mind, and in desperation, the dignified emperor had to pull his brother-in-law to run to the horse gallery to watch the two royal horses have a good time, this time it was direct enough, but Lao Xue still didn't understand, Li Shimin had nothing to do, so he simply found all the horses and held a family banquet.

At the family banquet, the Tang Dynasty Emperor led a group of concubines, full of meat in the staggered cups, explaining in detail, and finally figured out Xue Wanche, a stupid donkey, and then he knew that husband and wife still had to "have sex".

Shangguan Wan'er is certainly smart, but she doesn't know anything about this, and she doesn't have any common sense in this area at all.

Her talent comes from her mother's teaching since she was a child, and when a mother is not married, how can she teach her daughter this knowledge.

When she was fourteen years old, Empress Wu selected female officials, fell in love with her, and kept her by her side, and she was in contact with the official documents of the case, how could she have access to these news channels about the details of men and women.

Did the above official Wan'er read the text word by word, repeatedly pondered and imagined, but still couldn't understand it, so she had no choice but to go to see the Spring Palace painting.

The spring palace paintings hidden in these palaces, every time the princess gets married, there must be a special female official to lead them to read and explain them one by one, and Shangguan Wan'er naturally knows the existence of these things.

As soon as she took these Spring Palace paintings back, she unfolded them and looked at them, and after just one glance, she saw a sleek woman's body, and Wan'er was so ashamed that her face was red, and she quickly threw it aside and didn't dare to touch it again.

Now I can't understand the book, so I have to open those picture scrolls again.

These paintings are really specific to the extreme, some on the chair, some on the couch, some in the garden, some naked and half-naked, some black and white and some color, and the postures are even more varied.

At first, Wan'er turned to a picture scroll that was neatly dressed and had no specific depictions, and she also saw a question mark in her head, which was confirmed by the plot she read in the book, and she was still puzzled.

When she opened a completely nude painting that made her shy, she gradually understood.

Wan'er forced her shame and looked at it one by one, especially those paintings that were undisguised and even vividly depicted in detail, which made Wan'er feel terrified.

"The way of men and women, it turns out that it should be like this, it's so ugly, it's so strange, what kind of taste is this?"

Wan'er saw that her eyes were hot, and in a trance, she substituted Yang Fan and herself into it, as if the pair of men and women on the chair were naked, overlapped on the couch, and nestled under the tree were the two of them, and she couldn't help but feel ape, and a strange feeling made her unconsciously tighten her legs.

It was a strange and unpleasant feeling, and it was a strange and uncomfortable feeling, that the green fruit was gradually dyed red, and it was almost ripe At this time, it was a late spring afternoon.

When Wan'er was making up for the knowledge in the deep palace and hoping to give Lang Jun a satisfactory first night, Yang Fan was in the Tiangong Temple, bowing to Sakyamuni.

He took leave today, the reason was to go to the White Horse Temple to meet Master Xue, and go back to take care of his mansion by the way.

Xue Huaiyi rewarded him with a house, he only went to see it once, the big mansion of Sanjin, there are pools, waters, pavilions and pavilions, a very elegant house, and it is not far from Nanshi, it belongs to the prosperous area.

Yang Fan walked around his house, locked the door, and never went again.

He said that it was just an excuse to visit Xue Huaiyi, and today he was going to find Miao Shenke, if once he showed any horses, someone suspected him, and Xue Huaiyi was there to rub in, and the chance of getting rid of suspicion would be greater.

Yang Fan used to be very cautious in doing things, but now he is even more cautious, because he is no longer alone, and he still has to plan for his own woman.

Yang Fan went to the White Horse Temple first, but Xue Huaiyi was not there, and under inquiry, it was Wu Chengsi who invited Xue Shi to Yiyang Daughter Mountain to play.

Yang Fan only saw a turbid monk who stayed in the temple, and when he rushed there, a turbid monk was reciting the Tao Te Ching in the meditation room.

Belief is something that is not easy to change once it is deeply rooted in one's mind.

A turbid monk now drinks wine and eats meat, although it is no longer a long view, but his life is a hundred times better than before, but he still believes in his grandfather.

Seeing Yang Fan, Yi Xun was very happy, pulled him to chat for a long time, Yang Fan came to the White Horse Temple, the original intention was just to have a testimony, to prove that he had appeared here, and after chatting with Yi Xun for a while, Yang Fan said goodbye and left, he did not go to his own house, but went directly to Tiangong Temple.

Yang Fan followed the crowd to offer incense and worship, and then walked around and came to the backyard of Tiangong Temple.

The last time he went to Miao Shenke's house, he already knew its approximate location in Tiangong Temple, and when Yang Fan walked around the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion in the backyard of Tiangong Temple, the tourists were gradually becoming scarce.

There is a gap between the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion and the gable, there are some traces of defecation at the entrance, Yang Fan covered his abdomen with his hands, looked around, made a look to find a convenient place, flashed into the entrance, supported with both hands, hands and feet, like an eight-legged spider, and climbed to the courtyard wall nearly three feet high.

Turning over the wall, the foothold is the front yard of Miao Shenke's mansion.

There was no one in the courtyard as when he came last time, Yang Fan patted the dust on his hands, and walked towards the second courtyard according to the route he had come last time.

"Sir, the disciple has written" Under the shade of the trees in the backyard of the second courtyard, an old man with a clear face lay on his back on a rattan chair and pretended to sleep, with a low desk next to him.

"Oh, take it and see it as a teacher" The old man straightened up, and the old rattan chair beneath him creaked.

"Hehe, yes, yes" The old man stroked his gray beard and smiled: "I am the most proficient calligrapher, Ouyang Xun, Yu Shinan, and Chu Suiliang.

Yu's calligraphy is soft on the outside and rigid on the inside, mellow and beautiful.

Chu's calligraphy is rich and smooth, and varied.

The three of them have their own strengths, and the calligraphy taught to you by the teacher is the calligraphy that integrates Chu and Ouyang.

Your kid has a good understanding, although the font is still too immature, and he has already mastered some of the charm.

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Very good, you are allowed to rest for a while, why don't you go and pour a glass of water for the teacher first. ” Du Xian grinned and said: "Sir, doesn't you often say that the tea that Elder Yuanshu of Tiangong Temple gave you is refreshing, and it is especially thirst-quenching, do you want the disciple to cook you a bowl of tea and soup to drink?"

The old man smiled and said, "Ah, you don't mention it, I forgot, the tea tastes weird at first, but if you taste it carefully, it tastes really good, okay, you go cook a bowl of tea soup, be careful, don't burn it when you make a fire." ” "Whoa" Du Xian agreed and ran happily.

The old man looked at Du Xian's back, smiled slightly, and just lay down again, his body suddenly stiffened.

He lay down, closed his eyes, and the moment he closed his eyes, he seemed to catch a glimpse of a figure ghostly in front of him.

"Is it a hallucination?"

The old man's eyelids moved, but he didn't open, but his body was already leaning up, the chaise longue made a slow and long "squeak" sound with his movements, his body leaned up to an angle, not enough for him to sit upright, but his feet stepped on the ground, his body stopped, a pair of cloudy old eyes slowly opened The old man slowly opened his eyes, first into the eyes was a pair of brown short Leu leather boots, the boot toe was pointed, slightly upturned and hooked.

Then there is a pair of legging trousers, with a short crotch robe on the upper body, the placket only reaches the crotch, and the belt and half-moon-shaped belly are tied around the waist, which is the dress of a soldier The old man looked up inch by inch, his body straightened inch by inch, and the rattan chair continued to creak and rattle, and when he sat up completely upright, the squeaking stopped, and his gaze rested on Yang Fan's face, and then moved to the top of his head.

His hair was neatly tied, he wore a folded scarf, and a red ropa wrapped around it.

It was a very handsome young man, but his appearance was very strange, and the old man was sure that he did not recognize him at all.

Yang Fan was also looking at the old man in front of him, he looked like a harmless old gentleman, his clothes were plain, and even the wrinkles on his face revealed a kind of calm and peace, Yang Fan could hardly connect such a kind old man with the cruel murderer who committed the murder of the village.

But the old man in front of him is Miao Shenke Loyalty, treachery, goodness, and evil, if you can clearly distinguish them from your appearance, since ancient times, there have been so many treacherous and evil in the court In Yang Fan's ears, Yang Mingsheng's deathbed like a cursed cry reverberated faintly: "Miao Shenke, Qiu Shenji" To be continued: