The soft knife has always been the most difficult to deal with, although Yang Fan has been in the civil official yamen, but when he was in the criminal department, he easily resolved the attack from the inside by dealing with the external contradictions of the imperial history platform, and then served as the official department, because the things he was responsible for were too sensitive, and all aspects of the entire court were staring at him, and no one dared to stumble under the cold knife.
Before this mission was completed, Yang Fan stepped down by self-defilement, so there were not many times when he really confronted the literati, his opponent was either the rogue in the civil robes of the Yushitai, or the self-respecting nobles of the wealthy families, or the Khitan Turks who shouted and shouted and killed, and never understood the yin kung fu of these disgusting literati.
Today, Yang Fan went out for the first time, and he touched a soft nail in his head, there was nowhere to spread fire, nowhere to send gas, and there was no suitable means to go-for-tat, Yang Fan went out of the household department depressedly, walked back dejectedly, walked not far and suddenly saw the gate of the criminal department, these six were originally next to each other, Yang Fan saw that the hour was still early, and simply turned into the criminal department, to visit the old friends of the criminal department.
Chen Dong was reading the official documents in the Department of Households, and when he heard that Yang Fan had arrived, he immediately went out of the door, and said with a smile: "Erlang, which gust of wind blew you here, you haven't come back for a while, I heard that you have now been promoted to the general of Dezhong Lang, and you have jurisdiction over the most elite thousand horsemen in Yulinwei, congratulations."
Yang Fan smiled bitterly, waved his hand and said, "Don't tease me."
If it goes on like this, no one needs to say it, I, the middle general, won't be able to do it. ” Chen Dong was greatly surprised, and said: "How can you say this, depending on your ability, you can't rectify that group of soldiers and ruffians coming and going, come and go, let's sit and talk." ” Chen Dong welcomed Yang Fan into the signing room, and the two sat down, and Yang Fan hatefully told Chen Dong about the soft nail he touched in the household department.
Chen Dong laughed when he heard it: "Haha, it turns out that the scheming and invincible Erlang also has such a deflated time, it's really funny, if you tell Sun Yuxuan about this, you must die of laughter."
Yang Fan said angrily: "You are really a friend, you still laugh so happily to see me doing such a difficult job" Chen Dongdao: "Why am I not happy to think that at the beginning, the helpless Yushitai of the Manchu Dynasty was a cool official, and they all planted a big heel under your Erlang, and now it is said that the small trick of the household department makes you helpless, what is this called haha, by the way, this is called an elephant eating a lion, a lion eating a big worm, a big insect eating a jackal, a jackal eating a wolf, a wolf eating a dog, a dog eating a cat, a cat eating a mouse, a mouse eating an elephant" Chen Dong laughed so much that tears flowed out, took out a handkerchief from his sleeve, and gently wiped the corners of his eyes.
When Yang Fan heard him say this, his eyes couldn't help but light up, and he hurriedly said: "Chen Langzhong, don't be busy making fun of me, you don't know how important this matter is to me."
Hearing you say that, I should have a way to deal with them."
Chen Dong pointed at him with a smile and said: "The household is difficult to be a person, and you are not the only one, you have changed others, or there is no way."
I had to swallow my anger, play up and down, and ask for help from all directions, that's it, it's not easy to make the people in the household department no longer embarrassed you, but this matter couldn't be easier for you."
Yang Fan realized, and said: "You mean, my thousand horsemen were formed by the Holy Decree, let me complain to the emperor."
Yang Fan thought about it, then shook his head and said: "It's not proper, it's not appropriate for the emperor to open his mouth, of course he can solve this problem, but whether it's the emperor or his generals, he will inevitably look down on me because of this."
Moreover, I can't communicate well with such a thing, and I asked the emperor to come forward, just ask who can't do such a general, why entrust me to form a thousand cavalry. ” Chen Dongdao: "Of course it's not proper, it's not just a matter of inappropriateness, but even if you find the emperor, it won't help." ” Yang Fan was taken aback at this time, and said in a lost voice: "What you say to find the emperor will not help, how is this possible?"
Chen Dongdao: "How is it impossible for you to go to the emperor, the emperor summoned the household department to ask, so that I am the household department Langzhong, I didn't say a word, I immediately agreed, patted my chest in front of the emperor and promised that I would do my best to cooperate and complete this matter as soon as possible."
No problem, no problem, let's go, go back and pay the food. ” Chen Dong smiled and said: "When I return to the household department, I will make the intention of allocating money and food, please make a detailed list, the correspondence of official documents, paper, ink, pen and inkstone, horse grass rations, and various consumptions, all of which are listed in detail, and then there are all aspects of the general's monthly salary, the salary of the soldiers, and the various aspects of eating, drinking, and Lazar, you will report it to me one by one."
I'm impartial, no problem, who can pick me is not the next you go back and wait for the letter, you have to give me time to verify the estimate, I'll drag you for a few days, let you run to the household one by one, and get paid soon, I'll tell you that the signature here is confused, and the distinction is not clear there, so send it back and list it again.
Even if you rush to work overnight and make a qualified one, that's no problem, I asked you to list so carefully what to do just to find fault with you, this one of our household departments feels that it is not issued in the case, and the number calculated by that item seems to be different, let's just talk about it.
If you have the ability, continue to go to the emperor, but you are also a general who lives in eight seats and is powerful, you can afford to lose that face, you will go, we are not going to do it, but it is not in accordance with the rules and regulations, and the emperor can't find fault with me, how can you wait for me to wait for you to find the emperor a few more times, you have to leave an incompetent impression in front of the emperor, you don't look for the emperor, let's just drag it out, at this time, it has already passed the day of pay, and then see who is angry and smokes on the top of the head."
Yang Fan listened, and a cold air rushed from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, swishing cold.
Chen Dong said with a smile: "Erlang, this is just a method I said casually, if I really want to rectify you, I still have to make you have nothing to say, in this public gate, you stay for a short time, I don't know that this soft knife kills people, and there is no blood."
Yang Fan took a breath, got up and saluted Chen Dong solemnly, and said, "It's because Yang Fan's Taoism is a little shallow, and I have to ask Brother Chen for advice."
Chen Dong hurriedly got up and returned the salute, picked up Yang Fan and said: "I can't help it, I can't help it, Erlang is such a big gift, Chen can't afford it."
In fact, what is more tricky than this household method, you Yang Erlang can deal with it with ease.
This time, you're really the authorities. ” Yang Fan doubted: "How can you say this?"
Chen Dongdao: "Because what you faced in the past was either a big man who disdained such dirty methods from above, or a cool official and robber who went straight to the real knife and gun, and you know what means to use to deal with them."
Now, you really treat them as decent eunuchs, and you just want to reason with them, but you don't know how this group of people is black-hearted, even worse than that scoundrel, how did you win them?"
Yang Fan realized something and hesitated: "Then what should I do?"
Chen Dong hated iron and said loudly: "My Erlang, why don't you understand that you are now a soldier, Xiucai met a soldier, it is reasonable to say that you are a big-headed soldier, you don't talk to them about your fists, you have to follow their rules to reason, aren't you asking for your own hardship?"
"Haha I see" Yang Fan's fists intersected, and a touch of joy swept across his eyebrows.
This time, Yang Fan was really in the game and did not introspect, the first time he dealt with these civilian officials who specialize in playing with his eyes as a general in the army, in the home field of others, according to the rules set by others, and followed the pit that others buried for him to compete, how could he be undefeated He is justified in this lawsuit before the emperor, but the problem is that if he goes to the palace to complain, he will fall first, and the other party is afraid that he has already prepared for this, and then there will be 10,000 reasons and unclear theories.
Since it is obviously difficult for the household, why not make a big fuss, if he really wants to make trouble in front of the palace, he has to let the other party make trouble, then he can take the initiative.
Yang Fanmao paused, laughed and said: "Chen Langzhong's words woke up the dreamer, Yang now knows what to do, so he went back and arranged to change the sentence to say that I will set up a banquet to thank you when I am drunk, and I will find two gorgeous orchids to accompany you with wine, haha, I will go first." ” Chen Dong is overjoyed, the drunken wine is good, and the orchid there is better, but unfortunately, the drunken wine is expensive, and the beautiful and enchanting orchid there is even more expensive.
Chen Dong hurriedly chased out of the door, and reluctantly beckoned to Yang Fan: "Erlang, a word is a word."
The "public chef" meal, the best of the six is recognized as the household.
The household department is in charge of money and food, and there are six departments that are the richest, and the official meals of the household department and the squire are no worse than the prime ministers of the government affairs hall, and as for the food of the officials and officials below, it can also be compared to the food of other Yamen Lang Zhongren and foreign officials.
At noon, the aroma of food wafted out from the "public kitchen" in the morning, and today it is said that there are fish and chicken stewed, and the meat is fragrant, and as soon as the bell rings, the officials and officials of various ministries and ministries rush to the "public kitchen" one after another.
The officials walked slowly and methodically, and they were not afraid of being swept away, and their share of the cooks had already been served, while the officials and officials were in a hurry, lest they would be left with only some fish heads and chicken feet if they were late The first group of officials and officials who rushed to the "public kitchen" were about to enter the dining room, when they suddenly heard shouting and scolding in the distance, and everyone stopped to look into the distance Don't talk about scribes, chronicles, pawns, and palms in the household department, even those who are on duty are also cultural people who know books and etiquette, so they naturally disdain.
Everyone craned their necks to look at the noisy place, and saw a messenger guarding the door staggering in from the gate of the government office, shouting, "Oh no, the military slave has broken into the office."
Before he could say anything, he stumbled to the ground, and a group of soldiers ran in like mad bulls, shook off their big feet and stepped over him in a hurry.
The officials of the household department were stunned, and they saw the group of soldiers running in front of them scolding, shaking their arms and squeezing them aside, and then they rushed into the public kitchen, leaving only a strong smell of sweat and sweat on the end of their noses.
It's the end of the month, and I sincerely ask for a monthly ticket to all friends, and I would like to thank you for becoming the 100th alliance leader, and you now have two books of the Hundred League, and I sincerely thank you for your support.
The closure of the worship is to be continued
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