There is a magical continent with outstanding people and talented people.
Once upon a time, this continent was very peaceful, and everyone believed in the only supreme divine beast, the horse.
Until one day, a hole suddenly appeared in the sky.
Unfortunately, there is no Nuwa to patch up the sky on this continent, so there is a hole in the sky.
Originally, this was nothing.
Mainland China is still what it was before.
It is a stage for a few people, a place where a few people shine brightly.
The other people can only serve as a foil, silently applauding and applauding in the audience.
Until, on the 108th day after a hole opened in the sky, thousands of mythical beasts ran out of the hole.
That day, an unprecedented herd of horses stepped out of the hole and broke into the mainland unstoppably.
Many mythical beasts have signed contracts with humans due to various unexpected factors.
Immediately, countless geniuses and strong men were created.
Once upon a time, the highest honor that only the powerful Dou Emperor could enjoy was lost to everyone.
They were unwilling to give in, but no one cared what these powerful Emperor Fighters thought.
It is said that some Dou Emperors were furious behind their backs, but they had no choice but to greet those lucky ones who had signed contracts with the divine beasts as brothers and sisters with a smile.
With so many geniuses and strong men gathered in one place, it was natural that they would have to compete with each other.
However, it would be a bit too barbaric to just attack with a sword.
Besides, what if something goes wrong?
You know, they are all the elites of this continent.
However, if we can't differentiate ourselves, how can we show our noble status?
This question has puzzled the mainland for many years and many generations.
It was not until the emergence of a generation of genius Mosaic that this unprecedented problem was solved.
The peerless genius Mosaic proposed: "Competitions must be used to determine the top, and various competitions must be used to determine talents in all aspects."
Ever since, the wheels of history have turned, and the mainland has opened a new chapter.
Various competitions have sprung up with joy and become popular, springing up like bamboo shoots after a rain and becoming a forest overnight.
There are serious games, there are informal games, there are weird games, and there are serious games.
For example: a competition with a horse to see who eats more grass; a competition with a horse to see who can sleep standing up longer; a competition with a horse to seduce a mare.
On this day, the mainland held another continent-wide competition: the Misfortune Competition.
This game was originally prepared for those weaklings without horses, so that they would not have to watch others dance on the stage and hold in their hearts dissatisfaction, depression and other negative emotions, which would damage their bodies.
By the way, it also makes those strong men with horses happy.
After all, those high-ranking Arima clan rarely want to enjoy themselves with the people, so everyone has to give them some face.
What I never expected was that not only many horseless people participated in this competition, but many horse-owning people also participated in this competition.
Even some veteran strong men who had long since returned to the mountains and became disheartened came out one after another to participate in this conference and cry miserably.
A certain soul emperor who did not want to be named, pear blossoms and rain, cried with aggrieved face.
"I think back then, he was also a well-known strong man on the mainland, with countless strong men under his command, which shocked the mainland.
After a lot of hard work, he only got a horse.
He thought he could reach the top of his life and build a harem of 3,000 people.
He pursued countless beauties, but after reaching the pinnacle of his life, he suffered brutal blows one after another, and he never recovered and became a joke in the mainland. " "I once had a horse, but during a decisive battle with a bitch, it was stolen by an even meaner person."
"Originally, this was nothing, but, but, after I lost my horse, so many horses appeared on the mainland, which made me feel so uncomfortable, ah "The most important thing is that there are so many horses, but I haven't even gotten a single one.
So far, I'm still a horseless clan."
The words of a certain Soul Emperor who did not want to be named were greeted with countless laughter.
The ruthless blows and the sarcastic ridicules were like raindrops, hitting the Soul Emperor one after another, but the Soul Emperor did not escape.
But immediately, the ruthless mocking laughter was drowned out by countless cries.
Someone stood up and cried so loudly, "What are you doing?
I'm more miserable than you."
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"Back then, I founded a continent-wide bank, and finally the rainbow card I invented was recognized by all the powerful people and became a symbol of noble status.
It should have been a treasure trove of gold and silver.
From then on, I was happy and unrestrained, until I got involved in the horse industry.”
"I spent my entire life's wealth to hire a group of horse-owning people to provide Didi horse riding services, so that horse-less people can enjoy the pleasure of riding horses."
"Tell me, what a good thing this is.
I am completely benefiting the public."
"But what I never expected was that someone did Didi beat Ma, and actually went to Rima, Rima."
"After the horse escaped after all kinds of hardships, he called a large number of horses to avenge him, but the cruel and shameless bitch was not found.
In the end, all the horses vented their anger on me."
"More than six hundred horses rode me for a year and rode me for millions of kilometers.
It wasn't until my hands and feet were shortened by half that the horse let me go. " Note, the word "riding" here refers to horse riding in the usual sense, not the more widely spread meaning of riding a horse.
Please think about it.
"Tell me, is there anything more miserable than me in this world?"
The words of this unlucky person shocked the entire audience and stunned countless people as soon as they were spoken.
Many contestants were so ashamed after hearing such things that they did not dare to continue participating and quit the competition one after another.
Compared with such an unfortunate thing, what happened to me is nothing.
However, as soon as the unlucky man's words came to light, someone stood up and issued a challenge.
"What the hell, it turns out it's you who caused me such misfortune."
"Do you know that I, a little one-star fighter, have been hunted by a group of Dou Emperors for a month?
Dozens of machetes were waving behind me day and night, and dozens of big men who picked their feet shouted to kill me. , it’s going to make my anus burst all over the mountain, and it’ll scare me to the point where my heart is pounding, not to mention how excited I am, ahem, cross this sentence out.”
"Do you know why this is happening?"
"What the hell, all this is because I called Didi Da Ma" "A group of cheap emperors thought that I had offended their status and insulted the symbol of their noble status.
For this stupid reason, they hunted me for a whole month.
If it weren't for the fact that I have mines at home, there are many, many mines called Several of the best horses are taking turns riding, and I’m going to be killed.”
"Who the hell is as unlucky as me?"
Before he could finish his words, this second-generation man who used various tricks to show off his wealth was beaten to death by countless members of the mining-free clan.
The competition lasted for a long, long time, lasting for nearly a month.
Thousands of extremely unlucky guys came on the stage after you sang, and they all told their tragic experiences and vowed to win the championship in this competition.
But in the end, the championship of this competition was taken away by a gang, and no one had any objections.
That gang is: the main protagonists of a certain TV series I've been out drinking for the past two days.
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