I recommend a funny book, Master Concentration Camp.
This book is really funny.
It has almost 600,000 words.
The idea is borrowed from Zhang Xiaohua’s The First Chaos in History, but the content is completely different.
It can make people laugh almost from beginning to end, although it is First person, but not inconsistent at all s: Don’t look at it when you’re eating or drinking.
I’m afraid I’ll choke you.
If anyone was more anxious than Wu Yuanshuang this morning, it was Lei Hu.
As an excellent gangster, Lei Hu knew that it was impossible for him to compete with the government.
Any dark force would melt like the ice and snow in July in front of the government.
I just tied up that kid this morning, and it actually caused a commotion all over the city in the morning.
Not only the people at Zhangji Drug Store were looking for the child, but the newly appointed leader of Jinyang, Duke Tang, was also desperately looking for the child.
The names of the characters used make a gangster like Lei Laohu go numb.
Lei Hu regretted it to death.
He never thought that a doll would cause such a big disturbance.
Some officers in the Yamen had already come to see him and threatened him if he did this.
It's best to hand him over if he is found out by those in Tang Guogong's mansion.
No bones left is already the best outcome Who is that boy?
He can't be from Duke Tang's mansion.
Could it be that this time, that guy Wu Yuanshuang deceived my grandma, so he was deceived.
Damn it, you want to drag Wu Yuanshuang into the water with you, and let me take the blame for you, and I will lead you into the pot.
Lei Huhu had been wandering around like an ant on a hot pot all morning, but Wu Yuanshuang bumped into him.
"How dare you kid to trick me?
Believe it or not, I will kill you."
Thunder Tiger stared, really roaring like a tiger.
"If your silence is heard, you and I will die without a burial place."
Wu Yuanshuang looked around in private with a stern look, and was relieved when he saw that there were only two of them in the huge hall.
"Why are you afraid that you dare to trick me?
Believe it or not, I will bury you alive right now.
Right in the yard."
Lei Hu said fiercely, but his voice had dropped by more than one level.
"Forget it.
If you had the courage, you would have become the boss of Jinyang City long ago.
Why bother to make a living by doing some kidnapping?
To tell you the truth, I just found out.
That boy seems to be the same as the current saint and Tang Guogong.
It's something dirty.
You'd better deal with that kid quickly.
Otherwise, if he is found out, there will be no place for you to stand up like a tiger."
Wu Yuanshuang decided to continue the deception to the end, since he had already deceived Lao Di.
He didn't mind using the same excuse again to fool Lei Hu.
Anyway, this guy is the kind of person whose physical strength is not directly proportional to his IQ.
With his own methods, it seems that it is not difficult to fool him.
"Why do you say this matter is related to today's saints?"
Lei Hu's eyes were as wide as a bull's eyes.
Oh my god, this is not about Tang Guogong, it is about today's saints.
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How about my little life?
"Yes, it is related to today's saints.
When I was in Luoyang, I heard rumors.
Today's saints are very afraid of Tang Guogong, and they suffer from the lack of evidence to punish them.
They can only banish Tang Guogong to our Jinyang.
Yesterday, Tang Guogong's mansion The second young master was strangely and seriously injured.
It was said that he was injured by a wild animal, and it was this child who cured him."
"You mean to say that the saint sent someone to assassinate the second son of the Duke of Tang Dynasty?"
"This is just one of the reasons.
Don't you think this kid is weird?
Why did he suddenly appear in Jinyang, and why is he possessed of so much strange knowledge?"
"You mean?"
Lei Huhu's eyes were full of horror.
God had kidnapped someone.
The two masterminds were almost scared to death, but Yunhao fell into a deep sleep.
I didn't sleep all night last night, and now I'm trapped in a sack and can't move.
I'd better take a good rest to recuperate my strength.
If you want to fight those kidnappers, you won't be able to do it without good physical strength.
Yunhao had a dream, and the part in the dream was actually inappropriate for children.
The appearance of the female pig's feet wearing a veil is always blurry, no matter how hard she tries, she can't see clearly.
Just when the beauty is in her arms, it's time to lift the veil.
Suddenly Yunhao was kicked on the butt and woke up immediately "Jinyang City is going crazy looking for this kid.
You guys should be more alert.
Things are a bit difficult.
The boss said that you should hide away.
If something happens, the boss will skin you."
He spoke like a man.
He has a male duck voice, and his voice is a bit like Mr.
Han who used to commentate on football.
"Second Master, don't worry.
I'm here with the three new boys.
Looking at a doll and a woman, they won't do anything wrong.
The more ferocious you are, the more valuable the proof will be.
Second Master, can you do this this time?
You have to take care of the little ones.
The bosses eat meat, and I just drink some soup."
The other guy's voice was very obscene, and he didn't sound like a good person.
"Don't worry, the benefits will be yours."
"Second Master, you see, this girl is still a young girl.
It's better."
The obscene voice sounded again, and the words she said were indeed obscene.
"You don't want me to be the lady of Zhangji Pharmacy, as long as you let me go.
My uncle will give you money, and my uncle is the chief warrior of Yingyang Mansion.
There is also a huge business in Jinyang City, if you dare to do anything to me He will skin you if you do anything."
At this moment, Zhang Miaoke's pleasant voice suddenly shouted.
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The voice sounded a bit muffled, and it seemed that it was also contained in a sack.
"You are still a young lady.
Second Master, you are very lucky."
The wretched voice kept laughing.
"Be honest, little girl.
You are not the first young lady to fall into our hands.
I have played with them all.
The thin skin and tender flesh are really fascinating.
I will open a package for you today.
Grandma's.
I thought of tying up a big fat sheep, haha."
The second master with a duck voice laughed.
The obscene voice next to him also laughed along with "hey" and "hey".
It seems that the two of them have reached the perfect state of collusion.
Yunhao closed his eyes helplessly.
Zhang Miaoke's words were really not the right time.
Now that she has revealed her identity, these robbers will definitely break up her vote after extorting money.
Samurai Yu is also considered the number one person in Jinyang City.
If the news leaks somewhere, they will be left in trouble.
Looking at this picture, Miao Ke can be considered smart on weekdays, but why is he as stupid as a pig at this moment?
"You two are just asking for money.
As long as you don't touch my sister, how about I give you a fortune?"
After hearing what the second master said, Yunhao couldn't continue to pretend to be dead and said immediately
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