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Chapter 162: Yun Hao's joke


Yunhao's eyes were as wide as ping-pong balls, looking straight at a shop on the side of the road.

This shop sells pottery, and there are several pottery horses of different shapes placed in the corners.

Colorful lines are painted on the glaze, which looks extremely gorgeous.

Oh my God, Tang Sancai.

As a time traveler, Yunhao knows what price Tang Sancai was sold for in later generations.

It's easily hundreds of millions of dollars.

In my previous life, I could only drool while looking at the pictures.

No, I must get some Tang Sancai to show off and make up for the shortcomings of my previous life.

After getting off the carriage, Yunhao went straight into the porcelain shop.

He glanced left and right, and the chubby boss immediately rolled over like a ball.

Although I didn’t know Yunhao, I saw Yunhao coming and going in a carriage.

He was wearing a satin gown and was followed by a guy who looked like a domestic servant.

The servant driving the carriage also had a cross sword on his body, and he looked like a young master from a wealthy family.

Such a person is not someone he, a businessman, can afford to offend.

"Sir, do you want something?

Let me know and I will deliver it to your house."

The fat boss nodded and bowed, his fat face smiling as brightly as a chrysanthemum.

"Yeah" Yunhao snorted, fully demonstrating his sense of superiority.

These days, I am no longer just a loser sitting on the steps whistling to beautiful women.

Now I have a car, a house and savings, and I am a standard successful person.

Ignoring the boss who was as fat as a pig, he went straight to the shelves with Tang Sancai horses.

Yunhao picked one up and looked at it carefully, and for the first time he knew that the tail of the Tang Sancai horse was actually made from a real horse tail.

No wonder the pictures seen by later generations are all of horses with bald tails.

"So you want this pottery horse.

When will your house need it?

I will send it to your house on time."

The fat boss was surprised when he saw Yunhao pick up the three-color horse.

It seems that no one who comes to the shop has held this pottery horse in his hand.

Moreover, he looked at it carefully.

"Whenever you need it, you need it now.

Immediately, there are a few ornaments missing in my study.

These are just the right ones."

Yunhao swept his fingers boldly on the shelf, indicating that he wanted all of them.

Don't ask the price when buying something, it's just this b.

"Why do you put this thing in the study room?"

After hearing Yunhao's words, the fat boss couldn't help but feel the muscles on his face spasming.

Starting as an apprentice, he sold porcelain for decades.

This is the first time I heard that someone wants to put this pottery-colored horse in the study.

"Why do you have any objections?"

Yunhao ignored the fat boss's expression.

I am a rich man now, so he is so arrogant.

"No, no."

The fat boss's face turned red, as if he was constipated.

"May I ask where your house is?

I'll send someone to deliver you right away."

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The fat boss was already thinking about whether the person he sent would be beaten.

"No need, it's just a few items.

Just take them back in a carriage.

Load these things on the carriage for me.

You can calculate the money with the steward."

After Yunhao finished speaking, he got on the carriage very proudly.

From the moment you enter the store until you leave.

His eyes were always slanted 45 degrees, not looking down on the fat boss at all.

"That's great."

When the fat boss heard that he didn't have to deliver the goods, he was immediately overjoyed.

He hurriedly went to deliver the goods with Liu Laoliu's eldest son, and asked the man to move it to Yunhao's carriage.

Along the way, Yunhao played with the three-color horses.

He looked at this one and liked that one, which was also beautiful.

He really couldn't put it down.

It wasn't until the carriage arrived at Yunjia Village that he reluctantly put it down.

"I'm so happy after what I bought."

When Ms.

Zhao saw her eldest son jumping up and down, she knew something good was going to happen.

Since arriving in Jinyang, life has been getting better day by day.

From having no place to stand, to now the house is standing on the ground and the house is lying on the ground.

Hundreds of farmers and craftsmen were gathered around her house, and Mrs.

Zhao had never been so happy.

Even when Yunhao's father was alive, he never dared to think about his current life.

All this was brought about by her eldest son, so Zhao naturally looked at this child like a treasure.

If there wasn't someone next to her, Ms.

Zhao would have loved to hug her and take a bite.

"Mother, I bought some pottery horses.

They are very beautiful.

I will order them to put them in the study."

Yunhao jumped out of the car and opened the curtain to show it to Mrs.

Zhao as if he were offering a treasure.

The sun was shining brightly outside, but it was really dark inside the car.

Mrs.

Zhao just glanced at it and then said with a smile: "I'll keep the iced melon for you.

It's so hot today that it feels like it's getting hot.

Come in quickly and go inside.

It won't be a good thing if you catch the heat."

After that, she also Without waiting for Yunhao to climb onto the carriage and take out a pottery horse to show off, he directly pulled Yunhao into the main room.

A servant had already brought out the prepared iced melon with a wink.

In the hot weather, this thing is the best thing to relieve the heat.

After eating two pieces of melon, Yunhao discovered that Zhang Miaoke was not there.

Lai Shun'er and Qi Biao, who were recuperating at Yun's house and refused to leave, unexpectedly disappeared.

Before asking, Mrs.

Zhao said: "Just after you left, Xin'er came to the city.

Mr.

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Zhang was ill, and your wife asked Lai Shun'er and Qi Biao to escort her to the city.

Tomorrow, you will go to the city too.

Go and see Mr.

Zhang.

Miao Ke doesn't have any relatives in Jinyang, so I'm afraid he will have to respect him like a father."

Zhang Wenzhong actually fell ill, which Yunhao did not expect.

I really need to go take a look tomorrow.

Although this old guy is as slippery as a loach, he is still pretty good to me.

After eating the iced melon, Yunhao returned to the study.

I really want to see what Tang Sancai looks like when he puts on a show.

As soon as he entered the study, he saw Lao Sun looking at a shelf of three-colored horses in a daze.

Yunhao smiled.

It seemed that Lao Sun was obviously shocked by so many three-color horses.

"Daozhang Sun, what do you think of this horse?"

Yunhao was so proud that even Sun Simiao, who had never liked Huagui, stared at him.

It seemed that what he did today was not bad.

"Just put this thing in the study."

Lao Sun looked at Yunhao as if he was looking at an alien.

"Yes, such a good thing, why not put it in the study room?"

Yunhao remembered that in the 1987 version of Dream of Red Mansions, there was a statue in Jia Mu's bedroom.

Could it be that Old Sun asked me to put this thing in the bedroom?

How could this be done?

I bought this thing just to show off.

Put it in the bedroom for someone to see.

Is it possible that someone who comes to your own home can't come to the living room and wants to visit the bedroom?

"Oh, it's good to put it on display, it's good."

Lao Sun was obviously stunned for a moment.

It was obvious that he had not thought about how to answer Yun Hao's question.

After Lao Sun finished speaking, he walked straight out the door.

He didn't even say what he came to see Yunhao for.

Yunhao looked at this strange man and said that he was shocked by the arrogant Tang Sancai.

It's no wonder, who can resist being frightened by a horse with a Tang Dynasty tricolor painting?

Just these horses, converted into US dollars, are enough to buy several school district houses in the imperial capital.

After Lao Sun left, Yunhao admired these three-color horses for a while.

Chai Shao came and was dumbfounded to see the three-color decoration in Yunhao's room.

His reaction was much greater than that of Old Sun.

His fingers trembled wildly like a stroke for a long time before he asked: "You want to put this thing in the study room."

The expression on his face when asking the question was much more exaggerated than that of Old Sun.

"Yeah, what's the problem?"

Yunhao was a little confused.

Chai Shao was a son of an official.

It should be said that he has eaten and seen the master before, so he has not even seen the three-color horse.

Why did he see this three-color horse with such an expression?

Old Sun Yunhao was shocked and thought it was possible, but Chai Shaoyunhao was shocked and thought it was impossible.

"It's nothing."

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Chai Shao looked like he was constipated and looked at Yun Hao's expression carefully.

He even forgot what he had come to say, so he bowed his hands and left.

"What's wrong with this man?"

Yunhao looked at the Chai official running away strangely, not understanding what was going on.

But deep down, I had a bad feeling.

There seems to be something wrong with the three-color horses I bought.

"It's so hot, it's so hot.

Why did Chai Shaolai leave in such a hurry?"

Zhang Miaoke fanned the wind with his handkerchief, and then rushed in.

He grabbed the ice water from Yun Hao's hand and poured it into his mouth.

"Pfft" The ice water just poured into his mouth, and it spurted out at high speed.

Zhang Miaoke looked straight at the three-colored horses, as if someone had cast a restraining spell on them.

"Who did this?

Who put these things here?"

Zhang Miaoke pointed at the tricolor horse, his fingers shaking as if he had a stroke.

"I just bought it from the market.

It's so beautiful."

Yunhao wiped the ice water on his face.

It was quite cool in the summer.

"You are crazy, putting these things here" Zhang Miaoke looked at Yun Hao in disbelief, his eyes almost falling out of his sockets.

"Why is there something wrong with these things?"

Now even a fool knows that there is something wrong with these three-color horses.

"You actually don't know that this thing is a ghost artifact, used for burial with the dead.

If there is no living person in the house, smash it and throw it away quickly.

I have to ask Taoist Yuan to do a ritual.

These things still need to be done Daomen is more reliable."

Zhang Miaoke was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, shouting for his minions to sweep away the three-color horses.

Then he walked out the door in a hurry In my day, Tang Dynasty's three-color glazed pottery was used for burial with the dead.

Yunhao felt as if he had eaten more than a hundred flies, and there were little flies flying around in front of his eyes.

Damn gringos, why are you so expensive to buy things for burials with the dead?

And those domestic magazines, they just know the price.

I can't give you some popular science.

This thing is for fucking burials with the dead.

"Throw it away, fucking throw it away.

I'll fucking smash it all."

Yunhao jumped up, kicked the table over, and shouted angrily.

That's right, the case was overturned.

Impulse is the devil, and Yunhao paid a heavy price for his impulsiveness.

People like Qin Qiong, Chai Shao, and Changsun Wuji practice martial arts all year round, so it is not troublesome to kick a case.

Yunhao's small arms and legs, a kick like this would have serious consequences.

"Ah" Yunhao howled miserably.

"You sprained the joint in your foot.

I'll straighten it for you.

From now on, don't imitate those reckless men who always kick the case and kick the bench.

Whatever their skills are, you have the same skills."

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Lao Sun has never seen him get so angry that he gets angry The injured person, even though he was the King of Medicine, had never seen him before.

With a strange look on his face, he pulled Yun Hao's foot and closed the bone groove.

The technique was rough and rough, and there was no sense of beauty at all.

It was like throwing a sack.

Throw Yunhao on the bed.

"You all know it, but you don't tell me.

You all hide in secret and watch my jokes.

My jokes are funny, aren't they?

I will let you laugh as much as you want today."

Yunhao forgot the ancient saying that doctors should not be offended, and babbled Tell Sun Simiao from the beginning to the end, from the meaning of old friends to sharing life and death together, and then criticize him for ignoring these friendships and standing aside to watch the fun.

"You are so petty and still complain about old people.

You have a black heart.

When you do something wrong, you blame it on others.

You have no gentlemanly demeanor and no innocent heart.

You are garbage in the world and a source of poison in the world. " After scolding Lao Sun, he still couldn't get angry, so he used the excuse that there was something wrong with his technique.

Regardless of Yunhao's strong objections, he moved the bones and reconnected them again.

His technique was even worse than before, and there was no trace of the demeanor of a miracle doctor.

As for Yunhao's screams, he regarded them as singing.

Joker makers are everywhere, even in the Sui Dynasty, there are countless boring people who are very keen to make imaginative arrangements for this child prodigy.

"I heard that Brother Yun from the Duke's Mansion went crazy, and the three-colored horses he was buried with were pulled home in a cart."

"What you heard is wrong.

It is said that Brother Yun is discussing the secrets of Yin and Yang with Taoist Priest Sun Simiao.

These things are all for the underworld."

“It’s true or false, how did I hear that?”

There are various rumors, including supernatural versions, fantasy versions, and fairy tale versions.

There are even some guys who analyze Yunhao's behavior of buying tricolor horses from a historical perspective.

The conclusion was drawn that the child was mentally ill.

Fortunately, this was in the Sui Dynasty, if the authors knew about it.

Maybe a two-dimensional version will come out.

It is said that Li Yuan burst out laughing on the spot after hearing this.

At the same time, he sprayed tea soup from his mouth all over Chai Shao's face.

Who should let this kid set me up and not make some mistakes?

Damn it, you haven't done anything stupid since you were a kid.

Mrs.

Zhao looked worried.

She was a country woman.

How come I have seen a tri-colored horse buried with it?

There are some gold and silver buried with it in the countryside, which means it is taller.

That's it, I'm afraid someone might dig the grave in the middle of the night.

If the daughter-in-law was not a daughter-in-law who had seen the world, and those things were still placed in her son's study, the joke would be huge.

Seeing Yuan Tiangang babbling and jumping around at home, Yunhao felt annoyed, but he couldn't walk because his legs and feet were not good.

This magic stick was blackmailed by him last time, and he will definitely blackmail him this time.

The line in Infernal Affairs is so damn right, "Sooner or later you will have to pay back your money if you come out to fool around."

While Yun Hao was upset, Chai Shao hurriedly rushed into Yun Hao's bedroom.

Yun Hao looked up with an anxious look on his face and said anxiously: "Oh no, something big has happened

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