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Chapter 342: Psychotherapy


Li Er was the only one in the spacious hall, and the chamberlain stood far away with his legs crossed.

An irritable and unparalleled warrior is very dangerous.

If this warrior happens to be the emperor, he can definitely achieve the effect of keeping strangers away.

Li Er is cruel, Li Er is cold-blooded, and Li Er is ruthless.

These are what Yunhao saw with his own eyes.

This guy imprisoned his father and probably killed him.

Li Er also killed his brother with his own hands and ordered his men to kill his younger brother.

His sister-in-law and younger brothers and sisters all appeared in his huge harem.

From every angle, this guy is a heinous villain.

At least for a while, Yunhao thought so too.

But when Yunhao saw Li Er, who was as sleepy as a crazy donkey, Yunhao suddenly felt that this guy should be someone who could be saved.

At least this guy still has something called conscience deep in his heart.

There are definitely a few good people in this world, but there are also a few people who are so bad that they smoke.

Most of the people in the world are neither good nor bad.

If you save them, they might become good people.

If you take one step forward, you may be a heinous villain.

Heaven to hell is just a thought, and the same is true between villains and heroes in many cases.

Zhang Ergou might jump off a building after his collapse, and Wang Erdan might talk nonsense after his collapse.

After Cheng Yaojinzi collapses, he may beat people and destroy things.

The degree of damage after a collapse increases exponentially with the increase in status.

Li Er, who is at the top of the food chain, can be said to be the most powerful person in the world.

It's hard to imagine what would happen if he collapsed.

One thing is for sure, a lot of people will die, a lot of people.

Yun Hao decided to rescue Li Er's conscience.

After all, this was also related to the interests of the Yun family.

Thinking about ways to make people sleep, Li Er's manic style of pulling out a pocket watch dangled in front of his eyes.

The result was that Li Er trampled the pocket watch to pieces, and by the way, Yun Hao was trampled to pieces as well.

When it comes to boxing and kicking skills, even Bai Shi Yunhao is no match for Li Er, and the emperor is not just bragging about it.

There are not many emperors who, after becoming emperor, are still thinking about killing people.

Yunhao could tell by the look in Li Er's eyes that Li Er wanted to kill people very much.

How to chat with a psychiatrist, preferably with a glass of the best wine.

Drink and chat at the same time, and you can coax the other person to sleep while talking.

This method may not necessarily work, but you can give it a try.

Yunhao ordered the chamberlain to get the wine.

The chamberlain glanced at the screen and immediately served the wine jug.

You can guess with your buttocks that the eldest grandson is hiding behind the curtain and eavesdropping.

The cyan jade cup is filled with grape wine, and the blood-red wine pulp exudes an alluring aroma.

You don’t have to drink it to know it’s good stuff.

The collection in Li Ergong's collection is indeed not comparable to ordinary items.

"I tried it, but it didn't work even if I didn't use your steamed wine."

Li Er looked at the grape wine in front of him and sighed helplessly.

"The way I treat you is to chat.

These grape wines are just drinks for chatting."

Yunhao sat cross-legged on the ground, and the earth dragons under the hall were warm and fuzzy.

"Chat, this is strange.

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Anyway, no one has dared to chat with me for many years.

Ever since I became the emperor from the King of Qin, no one has dared to say the word chat to me."

Li Er sat on the dragon chair. , looking at the grapes with distant eyes.

"Yes, you are the emperor.

You have the constitution in your mouth and the prince in your hand.

From the sea in the east to the desert in the west.

As long as you stamp your feet, everyone will tremble.

You are the most powerful person in the world, don't say a word.

Even if you are just one The look in your eyes can determine a person's fate or even his life or death.

It's so boring to talk to you.

There is a saying that being with you is like being with a tiger."

Yunhao took a sip of the grape wine, which was sour and sweet.

His mouth kept rolling.

"Then you still dare to chat with me, and you are not afraid that I will eat you."

Li Er also took a sip of the grape wine, and he had to say that Yunhao was right.

The power has reached the pinnacle that a person can control, and it is too cold to be high.

Now even if the eldest grandson talks to him, he has to weigh it again and again.

Perhaps, this is why the emperor calls himself a loner.

"Eat me.

It will help you sleep peacefully.

I would rather you eat me.

But my Majesty, if you eat me, no one will talk to you.

Don't even think about it in this life."

Yunhao simply said The legs are straightened, and one of them is stretched out under the table.

"I killed my elder brother and younger brother.

My father was afraid of me, and my son was afraid of me.

Even my queen began to be afraid of me.

The Tang Dynasty had spread the word about me to the streets, right?"

Li Er He took a helpless sip of wine and shook his head.

"No, no one dares to say that His Majesty has a bad word.

Yu Chigong will smash the man into meat paste, and Uncle Qin will split him in half.

Cheng Yaojin and Niu Jinda will pull out the man's tongue and serve it as a banquet. " "You don't say it with your mouth, but you say it in your heart.

I know that under the quilt, in the corners of the bed, you don't know how to arrange me.

But you know what happened at the beginning.

If I don't fight back, I will be the one who turns into loess. , I am a dragon among men.

The reason for my rebellion is that I don’t want to be buried in the ground silently.

I have been walking on thin ice in these years, and I read and thought about each memorial before writing it.

My civil and military skills are not as good as those of the late emperor.

What a mess I inherited.

The Turks invaded the border every year.

The Tang Dynasty could only humiliate and sue for peace.

Goryeo was so eager to kidnap an important minister like you in Chang'an.

Gaochang and Tuguhun are ready to make a move, while Xue Yantuo and Qiuci treat our Tang border troops as if they are nothing.

The Nanzhao barbarians in the south were also thinking about how to take advantage of the situation.

The country was a ruin left by civil strife in the former Sui Dynasty, and Luoyang, the eastern capital, was almost turned into a ghost town.

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In the ninth year of Wude, the annual income of the Tang Dynasty was only two million yuan.

But by the eighth year of Zhenguan, the annual income of the Tang Dynasty had reached 21 million yuan.

With potatoes and corn, Datang never recovered from hunger.

The population of Luoyang, the eastern capital, has now returned to the pre-Sui Dynasty.

Seventy percent of the Eastern Turks have disappeared, and the unruly Jieli is as tame as a dog.

No, he is just a dog that I raised for fun.

Gaochang was destroyed, Tuyuhun, Qiuci, Xue Yantuo are begging for mercy from me.

The ferocious Tubo people are busy in civil strife.

Looking at the borders of the Tang Dynasty, there is no country that can be fought.

I am not as good as Jiancheng, but what he did was even better than me.

When the Turks came, it was a joke.

He would only persuade his father to move the capital.

An emperor who is not even brave enough to fight will be better than me, an emperor who has fought hundreds of battles.

But those damn people still think about him and never forget his various benefits.

"Li Er took a fierce sip of grape wine, and poured it into his stomach like a large glass of wine.

This kind of light wine is just water to Li Er, who has a lot of wine, but wine is wine after all.

After a large glass of wine, There seemed to be a fire burning in Li Er's chest, and his depressed mood became even more depressed.

Taking advantage of Li Er's anger, Yun Hao called the waiter with his fingers and asked him to mix some Yun's steamed wine with Li Er's wine.

When a person is mentally exhausted, alcohol can be a good help in sleeping.

"Who is so ignorant of death?

If your majesty says so, I will cut them into pieces."

Yunhao stood up, looking filled with righteous indignation.

It is very important to stand on the same front as the emperor at this time "My father, Yuan Ji, and Jiancheng, whenever I close my eyes, they will come to me.

They say that I stole their throne," Li Er said angrily.

Li Er's dream must have been extremely bloody, and even Li Er found it difficult to adapt to the mountain of corpses rolling over in the sea of ​​blood.

Oh my god, you weren't afraid when you were alive, how could you be afraid of death?

"Hahaha" Yunhao slapped the floor and laughed loudly.

The waiter who had just brought the drinks looked at Yun Hao in surprise, thinking that the Duke of Chu had gone crazy.

He tried his best to avoid Yun Hao, so as not to get blood all over him when the emperor got angry.

"Isn't it funny?"

Li Er's eyes were as sinister as an eagle's.

"This is the funniest joke I have ever heard.

To be disrespectful, aren't they just a few dead people?

Your Majesty was not afraid of them when they were alive.

How could your Majesty be afraid of their ghosts when they are dead?"

"But they" the human Li Er is not afraid, but the ghost Li Er is still afraid.

After all, ghosts can't be seen or touched, and the most important thing is that they don't belong to Li Er.

"I have an idea to ensure that their ghosts will never disturb His Majesty again."

Yunhao stopped laughing and said, always swatting flies on the tiger's head would cause problems.

The secret to living a long life is to accept things when they are good.

"Speak quickly."

Li Er was almost driven crazy by the dream.

What he lacked most now was patience.

"What ghosts are most afraid of is naturally the person who killed them.

As long as we find Wei Chigong and Yi Guogong to stand at the door of Taiji Hall, do you think those two dead ghosts dare to come in and disturb His Majesty?

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Your Majesty will swallow mountains and rivers in anger, let alone two Damn it, even Daluo Jinxian wouldn’t dare to take your Majesty’s advice.”

"I'm afraid this has wronged my two beloved ladies."

"Being loyal to our master, what's wrong with being two door gods?

We will wear whatever we wear on the battlefield.

I don't believe that they can't suppress two ghosts with their murderous aura."

"Yuanji was most afraid of Jingde when he was alive.

It was Jingde who shot Yuanji with an arrow and saved me.

Just follow what the Duke of Chu said and pass on the decree."

Li Er was really suffering from insomnia and was going crazy.

Thinking of such a He came up with an idea and immediately gave instructions to Huang Men beside him.

"Nuo" Huangmen immediately ran out to deliver the order.

Yuchi Gong and Qin Qiong should both be in Da'an Palace now, not far from Taiji Palace.

"The memorial you gave me that day, the emperor said that you were tired of it.

No one else is here today.

I told you my true feelings.

You also tell me what is going on and what are you tired of."

Li Er, who had found his way out, quickly switched his identity to that of an emperor.

Yunhao didn't understand how a person could switch between two identities at will.

People like Li Er should be gifted.

"Your Majesty, it's hard to talk about this kind of thing.

There are too many things that I hate.

But what I hate is hypocrisy.

We wear masks when interacting with others.

It's tiring."

"Haha, it turns out that you, the kid, are also tired sometimes.

You were only eight years old when you came to our Li family.

You are a small person, but you are full of wits, and you have tied our Li family through one difficulty after another.

You at that time "My mouth is really open to talking about people and ghosts.

I thought you were born with this look, but it turns out that you also get bored sometimes."

Li Er took a sip of wine and looked at Yun Hao with a smile.

"Actually, sometimes I'm tired of this, but there are only a few people like you in the world.

It's hard to treat others sincerely, and I've met more hypocritical people than you.

To be honest, sometimes I feel overwhelmed listening to their compliments.

I think it's too much.

But what can I do?

I govern a country, and the same kind of rice supports all kinds of people.

The country not only needs warriors who can conquer the war, but also needs ministers who can govern the world.

But there is absolutely no shortage of guys who whitewash the situation.

It is these complicated people who form the imperial court to help me hunt and shepherd the people of the world who are even more complicated.

"Li Er took another sip of wine and smiled helplessly.

Li Er suddenly felt very relaxed.

He hadn't felt this way for a long time.

Perhaps it was because no one dared to chat with him like this for a long time.

Many times, Li Er is surrounded by death.

Either someone was pushed down and beaten to death with sticks, or someone's head was beheaded and presented to them.

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Only Yunhao or Li Shentong had the courage to talk to him like this.

"Because you are Your Majesty, and I, Yunhao, am just an ordinary person who likes to be lazy.

Do you remember what I said to Your Majesty when we were in Jinyang?

My best wish in this life is to marry several beautiful wives and then hold them in my arms."

I live my life with them.

I sleep until I wake up naturally and count money until my hands cramp.

This is the life I want, without conflicts or intrigues.

There is only laziness and enjoyment.

This is the life I want to live.

Yunhao also took a sip of the grape wine.

He seemed to feel that it was not enough to drink, so he simply picked up the wine bottle and drank it to his mouth.

"You" Li Er smiled helplessly.

He had a lot of evil intentions, but he had such a lazy temperament.

How did God create this monster?

"My Majesty, in such a prosperous age as the Zhenguan Dynasty, what are you doing if you don't wait for death?

It's dangerous to watch the tiger and the eagle and raise your mind.

It's best this way.

The friendship between you and me as monarch and minister can be maintained for a long time.

I'm fishing in Dengzhou , Isn't it great that you have the world in mind in Chang'an?

If it weren't for your status as the Duke of the country, I wouldn't even want the position of governor of Dengzhou.

Since His Majesty mentioned it today, that boy dared to borrow someone from His Majesty

.

"

"who" "Xu Jingzong, let him be a kid.

I believe he will govern Dengzhou very well."

"He is now the governor of Yangzhou.

If he goes to Dengzhou to serve you, don't drive him crazy."

Li Er looked at Yun Hao in surprise.

Xu Jingzong was excellent in the official assessment last year.

There were promotions this year and next, but Yunhao was demoted by half a level.

"Then send a capable driver.

Anyway, I just want to go fishing in the sea when I arrive in Dengzhou."

"What do you think of Duke Yi?"

"no" "Why" "He wants to stay in Chang'an and be the doorkeeper."

"Uh" Li Er was speechless: