In the café, the bandits Wu Laosan and Scar Hui scolded each other. otbnkotgt Such a shocking and ridiculous funny scene instantly attracted a wave of discussion on the entire Internet.
Damn, the brains of this pair of bandits are not missing a string, and they actually scolded this Nima for being a show.
The sun, the thunder is rolling, hack me to death.
I've never seen such a brain-dead bandit Nima, not only has I never seen it, but it is simply the best brain hypoxia in the brain wreckage.
A wave of webcast craze has swept the country "Grass, scold a "machine bully", fight directly" In the lecture hall of a professor at a certain university, a male student wearing headphones and watching the live broadcast on the Internet with his mobile phone in private suddenly stood up from his seat excitedly, and began to follow the rhythm of the bandits, and became manic.
At this time, the young male students were still excitedly rejoicing, "Your grandmother's ball, I actually shot, I shot."
"What shot that male classmate, what are you doing, if you don't want to listen to the class, please leave here for me immediately, immediately" Comrade Professor's face changed, and he directly looked at the male classmate who dared to show off his might in his lecture hall.
But then the male classmate's emotions became excited again, and he even had a little epilepsy symptoms, and he didn't notice the angry expression on the professor's face in the lecture hall at all, "I'm too accurate with this Nima marksmanship, and I'm going to do it myself." ” Boom For a while, the students in the seats in the lecture room.
The eyes of surprise, stunned, doubt, and stupidity all fell on the facial expression of this male classmate.
Hahaha In another moment, the old professor's face turned green.
But a group of male and female students suddenly burst into laughter.
All looked at this second-class male classmate with sincere admiration, and dared to "go crazy" in the professor's lecture hall.
Professor Yu was furious, walked directly from the podium to the male classmate, and snatched the mobile phone from the male classmate's hand. sigh Time.
It attracted a sigh from the male and female students.
But then, this group of male and female students was suddenly collectively dumbfounded.
It turned out that Professor Yu suddenly picked up his mobile phone. also stared at the mobile phone screen with shining eyes, and actually concentrated on watching the shootout movie with the second-hand male classmate.
The headphones of the mobile phone have long been in the time when the professor snatched the mobile phone.
It's already disconnected from the phone.
So the sound of the shootout film.
A group of male and female students were given a verdict.
"Damn, this is okay" With the exclamation of a male classmate, a group of male and female classmates with a surge of curiosity also stepped forward.
But it doesn't matter if you look at it, what matters is that Nima seems to be a live broadcast picture.
Moreover, Guinness also appeared in the camera.
Not only that, but Guinness seems to have been hijacked by a bewitching woman in a mess What amazed the male and female students even more.
The big discussion reply data on the live broadcast platform is still being swiped.
It was also an instant that a group of male and female students understood what was happening in the live broadcast at this moment, it turned out that it was in Su City, and a police and bandit battle was being staged in real time.
But the police and bandits didn't see the police in the battle, but a group of bandits with quick IQ began to kill each other. cannibalism In the live broadcast screen at this time, the other bandits in the café wanted to come up to dissuade Scar Hui and Wu Laosan from scolding, but they didn't expect the plot to escalate instantly, first two bandits came up to dissuade them, but they were directly pushed away by Wu Laosan.
It doesn't matter if this push is this, the key is that the gun of this bandit instantly went off the fire in the hands of the bandit, and it was a burst of suddenness yes In the live broadcast screen, the male and female hostages squatting on the ground in the café also screamed in fright.
"Nima, the bandit was shot like this" in the university class, attracting a burst of exclamation.
Next, the live broadcast plot continued to escalate, and the hearts of the students also continued to surge.
First, one of the bandits' guns went off and killed a bandit next to him, and then the brother of the bandit who was killed by the collapse, that is, another of the bandits, had bloodshot eyes in an instant, and he also shot and killed the bandit who fired the gun. yes The male and female hostages in the café let out bursts of screams in horror.
It turned out to be between bandits, because two people died at once, so that the cranial nerves of Scar Hui and Wu Laosan were instantly enlightened.
"Stop it all for Lao Tzu" Scar Hui suddenly stopped him with a cry of excitement, but under the involuntary loss of emotional control, he shot the bandit who deliberately shot his eldest brother to avenge him.
"Scar Hui, I'm your grandmother, you dare to kill my good brother" Wu Laosan's eyes were also bloodshot.
In a fit of rage, he raised the gun in his hand regardless of it, and faced the body that was preparing Scar Hui in the air.
Scar Hui was so shocked that he also turned the head of the gun and shot directly.
Bump Wu Laosan's eyes widened in disbelief, staring at Scar Hui who fired the shot, and then he looked down again, desperately finding that blood was already pouring out of his chest.
"Ah, Wu Laosan, I didn't mean it, I really didn't mean it" Scar Hui's emotions were completely out of control.
Although he and Wu Laosan often scolded each other, the two grew up together since childhood, and the relationship between them is still very good.
"You" Wu Laosan only said one word, then popped and fell in a pool of blood.
The eyes of the "Brother Hui" bandits fell on Scar Hui's body one after another.
Thirteen bandits, three were previously dealt with by Yang Xie, and four more died at the moment, so there were only six bandits left.
Scar Hui's whole body was suddenly a clever again, and he actually relied on violent emotional changes to temporarily break the spell on Yang Xie's body.
In an instant, Scar's cold-blooded gaze instantly rushed towards Yang Xie and the bewitching woman in a red suit, "Yang Xie, you really damn it, you must have killed my good brother."
Nani The male and female hostages in the café were terrified, but after listening to Scar's incoherent and unfounded words, their expressions also became puzzled.
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Netizens were also puzzled Obviously, it was Scar Hui who killed Wu Laosan, so how could he shift the responsibility to Guinness Brother Yang Xie "Brother Hui, hurry up and kill this demon girl, I don't know what's going on, Brother Hui, hurry up and save me, I don't want to be shot by you," Yang Xie prayed with a bitter face.
That look, not to mention how pitiful it is "Ah, Yang Xie, you demon, you don't have to quibble anymore, from the moment you fucking appeared, we were played around by you, Lao Tzu wants you and this demon girl to go down together to accompany Wu Laosan" Scar Hui's eyes were bloodshot, and he suddenly pulled the trigger in his hand.
A gunshot rang out The audience across the country also let out an exclamation in unison, and they all mourned silently for Guinness Brother Yang Xie in their hearts.
"Don't want Yang Xie" Lin Shuyan suddenly shouted at Yang Xie, and her emotions collapsed in an instant.
"Don't" was in two different places in Su City, and Zhang Jingyu and Xu Qing also shouted at the same time.
In the office of Starlight Media Company, Qi Yu clasped his fingers tightly, and a pair of shocked eyes stared at the LCD screen in the office.
In a villa, Qi Lao was also shocked into a cold sweat and sat up from the sofa suddenly.
Even if Yang Xie is not a mysterious person, after all, Qi Lao still admires Yang Xie as a young man.
Just before, Qi Lao also had expectations for Yang Xie, hoping that the other party could have an unexpected performance in the café.
But at this moment, Yang Xie's performance is obviously just an ordinary person.
But there are always times when things are unexpected, and this unexpected character turned out to be the bewitching woman "Oriental Blowing Snow" in a red costume in ancient costume.
It stood still, as if time really stood still At this time, in the live broadcast screen, the Oriental Snow Blowing Woman suddenly showed a counterattack picture that was unimaginable to ordinary people A generation of Oriental Sect Masters, like a Xuannu from the Nine Heavens, flew up in a red robe, and from the sleeve of the shirt, waved a red cloth, directly around the Guinness Brother Yang Xie.
The red cloth swirled around and blocked the flying bullets The sound of the jingle bell's bullet hitting the ground stunned everyone and stunned Scarhead Everyone felt their hearts beat violently.
"Heroine Fairy, is this the legendary Fairy Heroine?"
"The martial arts in martial arts novels really exist."
In the hearts of millions of viewers and friends who watched the live broadcast, they couldn't help shouting.
The bewitching body of the Oriental Sect Leader also fell to the ground, and he stood in front of Guinness Brother Yang Xie with a fairy-like temperament.
At the same moment, the male and female students in the university class also cheered collectively, "The Oriental Woman is mighty, the Oriental Woman is domineering, the Oriental Woman is supernatural, and she will dominate the rivers and lakes for generations."
"Hahaha, Sun and Moon God Sect, Dongfang Blowing Snow" The male classmate who was the first to watch the live broadcast before suddenly laughed madly.
It turns out that this male classmate is still a martial arts fan.
"Oriental Blowing Snow" Qi Lao's eyes were deeply shocked, and suddenly his body was shocked, and he sat on the sofa again.
However, Qi Lao's eyes never left the live broadcast screen.
But in the next moment, the national audience followed the collective protest and abuse.
It turned out to be all the live broadcast screens, which were stopped by radio and television.
At this time, the special police officers outside the café had already rushed into the café under the sharp roar of the previous Blue Bureau.
But when a team of special police officers all rushed into the café, they were also dumbfounded.
To be continued
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