"Nima, how did I become a stone" Yang Xie showed that his Yuan Shen was bound in a stone embryo and couldn't get out. otbnkotgt Day after day, year after year, Yang Xie didn't know how many years had passed, anyway, he absorbed a large amount of the essence of heaven, earth, sun and moon, and finally had to transform into a shape.
"Hmph, my dignified Marshal Tianpeng, I was reincarnated in a pig" Marshal Tianpeng wanted to cry without tears, and circled around the pigsty.
Hum Seven or eight little pig brothers, with the canopy marshal to the side, rushed to eat the milk of the mother pig lying in the pigsty.
"Hungry Marshal Ben" Marshal Tianpeng swallowed saliva against the mother pig's milk with a pair of thief pig eyes.
Suddenly, Marshal Tianpeng's head hurt, the stone fell to the ground, and Marshal Tianpeng was furious: "Who is smashing Marshal Ben with a stone?"
Another stone smashed into the pig's head of Marshal Tianpeng "Ah, I'm angry" Marshal Tianpeng was so angry that he circled in the pigsty, and then, Marshal Tianpeng now had something stuck to his tail, and when he looked at it, it was his own divine soldier nine-toothed nail rake.
The nine-tooth nail rake, also known as Shangbaoqin gold palladium, is personally tempered by Taishang Laojun with divine ice iron, and forged by the power of the five emperors of the five directions and the thunder to generalize Tianzun: the net thunder spell, the power of the six dings and six armors, the weight is a number of treasures, and the handle is five thousand and forty-eight catties, which is a great weapon in the Journey to the West "Hahaha, nine-toothed nail rake, you also follow this marshal to the lower realm" Marshal Tianpeng was overjoyed, with the help of the divine power of the nine-tooth nail rake, he turned into a bare-ass little boy, and there was a red belly pocket in front of him to cover his shame.
"Oh, why is there a stone to smash Marshal Ben's head" Marshal Tianpeng was so angry that his teeth itched, and when he looked at it, it turned out to be a big stone outside the pigsty, and immediately raised the nine-toothed nail rake and smashed it down: "Break it for Marshal Ben" There was a loud bang The boulder broke, and a wisp of green smoke rose "The stone fetus gave birth to a golden body, and the nine-toothed nail rake came to help, and the deity finally saw the light of day again" Yang Xie changed his body and transformed into his original humanoid appearance.
Looking at it, Yang Xie almost burst out laughing, and pretended to be stupid and said to Zhu Bajie, who had become a little child: "Which child are you dressed like this?"
"Oh, knowing that Marshal Ben is holding a nine-toothed nail rake, but asking Marshal Ben who is you, you stone demon, is really daring" Marshal Tianpeng was extremely annoyed when he heard it.
"You are really the famous Marshal Tianpeng," Yang Xie continued to pretend to be stupid.
Because Yang Xie and Marshal Tianpeng landed together in the Earth Immortal Realm, Yang Xie was conceived for three years, absorbing the essence of heaven and earth, sun and moon, and only then did they condense the Yuan Fetus.
And the birth of Zhu Bajie is even more strange, the old sow was pregnant for three years before giving birth to Zhu Bajie.
And during these three years, the old sow also gave birth to six litters of piglets.
It is also not known how old sows are successfully mated during gestation "You know Marshal Ben," Zhu Bajie said angrily.
"You are holding a nine-toothed nail rake, aren't you Marshal Tianpeng" Yang Xie said.
Marshal Tianpeng was wrapped in, touched his head and said, "It seems to be this reason."
Well, you and Marshal Ben were born almost at the same time, which can be regarded as a great fate, so you can follow Marshal Ben in the future. ” belch After Yang Xie listened to Zhu Bajie's words, he was confused, this thing actually wanted him to be a little brother A group of villagers rushed up with farm tools and said, "Catch the monster." ” "Isn't it true that I haven't completely transformed myself to catch monsters" Yang Xie subconsciously wanted to touch his face, but Marshal Tianpeng, who had now turned into a little child, had a long pig nose and two big ears.
It looks pretty cute.
"I'm not a pig demon woo woo woo I am Marshal Tianpeng" Marshal Tianpeng has just come into the world, and he used to transform with the help of a nine-tooth nail rake, and his own divine power is weak, and he is the opponent of the villagers.
"Catch the little pig demon, stew and eat it, and definitely make up for the folks, kill the pig demon."
The villagers are crazy, and such little pig demons dare to come to the village to harm the villagers.
Yang Xie looked at the villagers who ran over from him and ran over to chase Zhu Bajie, and he was also completely drunk, "Nima, aren't the villagers in the Earth Immortal Realm afraid of monsters?"
"Big brother of the stone demon, my brother of the stone demon.
Hurry up and save Marshal Ben.
Ah, not to save my little pig.
"Marshal Tianpeng was caught by a Taoist priest invited by the villagers.
The Taoist priest had two brushes, and he held a peachwood sword and ran up like a sugar gourd along Zhu Bajie's red belly pocket, and put the little pig Bajie on the fire to prepare to roast to death.
"Stone demon, where did the stone demon come from, that Tianzun, you little pig demon, dare to deceive this heavenly master" The sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked Taoist priest wearing a Ming zodiac robe shook off the dust and shook off the incense ashes on Zhu Bajie's face.
"Ah, Marshal Ben is Marshal Tianpeng, who commands Tianhe's 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, you stinky Taoist, let go of Marshal Ben" Marshal Tianpeng is so angry, especially when he thinks of what happened to him, he feels very wronged, he is really bullied by dogs in Pingyang.
"Well, you little pig demon, you dare to speak out and watch this heavenly master burn you to death with samadhi true fire, Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law" The Taoist priest really has two brushes, and under the magic trick in his hand, five slender samadhi true fires shot out from his fingertips.
"Wow, it hurts.
Roasted my little pig to death" Zhu Bajie was trapped by the Taoist priest's magic weapon and couldn't get out at all.
The Taoist priest cultivates as a primordial infant, and he is not mixed enough in the earth immortal realm.
Because the earth fairy realm is full of immortals, and there are as many demons as dogs.
And the so-called bundle of immortal ropes is just an ordinary magic weapon.
But it is enough to deal with Zhu Bajie, who has just been born.
As for the Taoist Samadhi True Fire, it is not the real Samadhi True Fire at all, it is just an ordinary Dao Fire.
The Taoist priest pretended to be forced in front of the villagers before shouting out "Demon, not yet dead" The Taoist priest shook off the dust, and began to beat the drum in his heart: "This pig demon is strange."
You can't burn to death no matter how you burn it."
"Folks, fathers and elders, don't look at the young age of the pig demon, in fact, this is a pig demon who has cultivated for thousands of years, and now this heavenly master wants to use thunder fire to kill the pig demon" After the Taoist priest finished speaking, he pinched the magic trick in his hand: "Fire God Thunder, quoted from the Nine Heavens" "Wow, Brother Stone Demon, I will be your little brother from now on, help" Zhu Bajie was sad.
Even if you don't die today, you have to be a Taoist priest with eight layers of skin Zhu Bajie didn't want to be offended The dignified Marshal Tianpeng is mixed like this, which is sad and desperate enough.
Suddenly, the crowd fryed, "Wow, Taoist priests are also monsters" "It turned out to be a monster together, teasing us" The villagers were indignant, holding farm tools, ready to kill the Taoist priest.
The Taoist priest was stunned, looked down, good guy, he had a tail behind his ass, "Illusion, it must be you who is illusion, right" Because, the Taoist priest now only has a personable Jia Gongzi holding a folding fan, standing aside, staring at him very leisurely, and suddenly suspects the other party: