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Chapter 206: Improper spare tire will bite you to death


The wind and snow gradually subsided, and night fell.

Luoxueshan Village was quiet and peaceful.

Oil lamps were lit in the bluestone buildings.

The home of the village chief Hu Liege was the brightest place, and the welcome dinner was in progress.

Hu Liege is a bald old man.

As the village chief, he has to entertain Xiao Cheng, who has turned from a monster into a distinguished guest.

Xiao Cheng was sitting at the distinguished guest's seat, looking at the feast spread out in the spacious hall, the corners of his mouth twitching.

Because most food is meat.

All kinds of unknown animal meat, smoked, steamed, stir-fried, half-cooked and dripping with blood, fish fillets, meat slices, the only plant type is wild shiitake mushrooms.

Xiao Cheng quietly pulled this thing in front of him.

To be honest, although he is an omnivore, he still prefers vegetarian food and doesn't like big fish or meat very much.

Do you have a cup of tea?

He wanted to ask the bald village chief sitting not far away, but he was afraid that this capricious guy would turn his back on the master, so he directly took action and left himself out to freeze, so he could only endure it.

The stomach acid was surging.

After drying the mushrooms, he stuffed a large piece of greasy barbecue into his mouth.

The taste was quite good, but the old woman with the bear's paw on her hat over there told him proudly that it was the meat of a giant bear she had killed.

Xiao Cheng rushed out of the hall with a useless excuse of having a stomachache and ran to the distance.

There, he vomited out of his stomach the poor giant bear that had gone somewhere and was beaten to death by the old woman.

Ouch Xiao Cheng felt like his internal organs were about to be vomited out.

As a person who had a habit of protecting wild animals, it would be nice not to vomit out his stomach when he heard this breaking news.

I thought this was yellow mutton or something like that from hunting, and cattle and sheep are pretty smart, but after all, it is meat that humans commonly eat, so I can still barely accept it.

However, I will go to Xiaocheng and scold that damn old woman with the festooned face named Qi Meixian.

"Brother Xiao Cheng, are you feeling uncomfortable?"

At some point, Ding Ding, a purple-eyed girl wearing a fur hat, appeared next to her.

She looked up and stared at the man who was holding a big tree and vomiting.

There was something in her big eyes that kept fanning.

Explanation: How can I eat well and feel so uncomfortable?

"Ding Ding, it's okay.

Big brother is strong and nothing can make me fall down."

When Xiao Cheng said this, he felt his stomach churn again, and he couldn't control it, so he spit out a big mouthful.

Ding Ding covered his mouth and nose with his small hands, hurriedly ran to the side, and said with a smile: "Big brother is bragging.

With your body, you can't even digest meat.

I guess I can knock you over with one hand tomorrow."

Being underestimated.

Being underestimated by a little girl.

Xiao Cheng's face suddenly turned the color of pig liver.

"Who said I can't digest it?

I'm not used to eating bear meat.

We should protect them.

It's winter, and the giant bears are already hibernating.

It's unkind to hunt people."

Xiao Cheng took care of it, turned around, walked to the little girl, patted her head, and sat down on a stone on the side.

Ding Ding politely climbed up to Xiao Cheng's lap and sat down.

His big purple eyes looked at this alien visitor with a stern look, and he almost put his little finger on his nose and called him a fool.

"Hey, what is your look?

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If you look at me like this again, I will, I will eat you."

Xiao Cheng suddenly became playful and tickled his penis.

Ding Ding giggled and tried to avoid Xiao Cheng's hand.

He shouted that he didn't dare anymore, so Xiao Cheng let the little girl go.

"You are a bad silver".

Tintin accused.

"Someone has said this before."

Xiao Cheng did not deny it.

"However, I like you very much.

When I grow up, how about marrying you?"

Ding Ding rubbed his small face against Xiao Cheng's big face and said such words that could shock him to death.

Peng Xiao Cheng hit his head against the big tree next to him.

He used too much force and the snow on the tree crown fell with a crash, burying the two people who were caught off guard.

"You are such a bad silver, someone else's new clothes."

Ding Ding shook his arms around the snow on his body and was so angry that he was about to cry.

"Ahem, yes, my brother is a bad guy.

What about that, Ding Ding, do you understand what it means to get married?"

"I don't quite understand."

Tintin answered seriously.

Xiao Cheng was speechless.

He didn't understand what you were talking about.

He wanted to poke the little girl's face and accuse her, but he finally suppressed it.

"I don't understand what my brother is telling you.

You can't say this to others casually, and girls can't marry casually."

"Why, my mother said the same thing, but Ding Ding likes Brother Xiao, Brother Sang, and Brother Xiao Cheng.

I just want to marry you when I grow up and play together in the future.

Brother Xiao Er and Brother Sang They all agree to marry me in the future, and you must also agree to marry me, otherwise, I will bite you to death."

Ding Ding opened his small mouth, showing eight teeth and threatened, with persistence on his face.

Xiao Cheng felt that his head was about to burst into flames.

He couldn't explain to the little girl.

How could this look good?

If he didn't promise to marry her, he wouldn't be able to live in peace tonight.

But could a monk just promise that he would be here in half a month?

, let alone talk nonsense.

"Sorry, Ding Ding, my brother has told other girls that he will marry them in the future.

He cannot break his promise, so he cannot marry Ding Ding."

"Why, why?"

Ding Ding shook Xiao Cheng's neck.

Xiao Cheng felt as if a prehistoric dragon had strangled his neck and was about to be shaken to pieces.

He is helpless against the little girl who has transformed into a hundred thousand whys.

"I don't care.

If you don't agree, I won't get up.

I want to marry you and you have to play with me."

After Ding Ding almost swayed Xiao Cheng to death, he suddenly lay down in the snowdrift and rolled like a snowball, rolling back and forth, making noises and threats while rolling.

Crying, making trouble, and hanging.

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It turns out that women can do it no matter their age.

Xiao Cheng looked at Ding Ding who had rolled into a big snowball and was amazed.

"Ding Ding, Xiao Cheng, you are here.

Oh, you kid, why are you so naughty?

Come out again covered in snow.

I'm sorry.

Xiao Cheng, Ding Ding is extremely naughty.

Is she forcing you to marry her in the future?

She has already used it."

This trick forced the young brothers in the whole village to promise to marry her and play with her in the future, and you, the new brother, are not exempt from this."

Ding Ding's mother magically appeared, pulled the naughty child out of the snowdrift, patted the snow on Ding Ding's body, and explained to Xiao Cheng.

Xiao Cheng was stunned, and then he realized that Ding Ding did not only have two betrothed lovers, the younger brother and younger brother Sang, but all the younger brothers had been dragged into the preparation harem.

For a moment, admiration was like the water of the Yangtze River, flowing eastward with endless waves.

I could only laugh awkwardly, thinking of the word spare tire, and lost my temper.

"Mother".

Ding Ding stopped crying and made no fuss in an instant and returned to the status of an obedient and obedient little loli.

It seemed, seemingly, that she was not the naughty child who had just used various means to force Xiao Cheng.

Xiao Cheng suspected that he had seen it wrong, and kept wiping his eyes to confirm that it was indeed the same person, but his acting skills were too good.

If this kid were to be in the earth's film and television industry, he would be the best child star in the world.

He understood that the Miracle Continent produced indigenous monsters and indigenous geniuses.

They were geniuses.

"Don't be ridiculous.

Xiao Cheng has a wife and can't make random promises.

Go back and eat."

The purple-eyed woman scolded Tintin displeasedly.

"But, but, mother, Ding Ding likes him very much and I want him to marry me."

Ding Ding bit his little finger, looking aggrieved.

The purple-eyed woman covered her forehead.

"Ding Ding, didn't you say yesterday that the younger brother was your favorite?

Among the eighteen candidates, who do you want to marry the most?

Why did you change your mind today?

Also, didn't you say the day before yesterday that you liked the younger brother Sang the most?

How long will this kid continue to fool around?"

"Okay, I'll go back to eat.

Give Brother Xiao Cheng a hug, or I won't go back."

Ding Ding stretched out his little hand, and Xiao Cheng smiled bitterly and picked up the little guy.

The little guy leaned close to his ear and said, "I want you to marry me, but if you don't agree, I will bite you to death.

I will bite you to death tonight."

The voice was so low that only Xiao Cheng could hear it.

The little girl had a smile on her face and made threatening remarks in her mouth.

Xiao Cheng subconsciously wanted to throw away the hot potato and said with a guilty look on his face.

He had always longed to be confessed to by girls from another world, but he didn't expect that this little one would be the first to do so.

He felt that the world was about to collapse, and the script shouldn't be like this.

"I want beautiful Yunluo to take the initiative to confess her love to Russia.

How can she become a little Tintin friend who defines marriage as playing games?

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Miracle Continent, you play and I wait, I want to bite you to death.

Let me go, Ding Ding is really destined to me, and when he threatens people, he always bites people to death."

Xiao Cheng thought wildly.

Tintin ran back.

"Thank you."

Xiao Cheng said to the purple-eyed woman.

He wanted to call her sister, but if Ding Ding calls him brother or aunt, this young woman looks to be in her twenties and is very beautiful.

If she calls her louder, she might as well just speak directly without calling anything.

"I'll make you laugh.

Ding Ding has participated in several weddings.

She thinks it's very interesting, but she doesn't know what to think.

She's worried that she won't marry well in the future, so she starts by settling down all the young brothers she likes. , don’t let other girls snatch it.

This is a child’s ignorant joke, please don’t laugh at it.”

The woman sat down generously on another stone and explained to Xiao Cheng.

Xiao Cheng smiled understandingly, wondering what he couldn't understand.

He pondered for a moment and asked slowly: "Sister, Ding Ding's father."

He decided to discuss things on their own and call this girl sister.

As expected, the woman showed a helpful look, and she really didn't want to be called old.

"His father, well, let's not mention it.

People in the village call me Zi Qing, so you can call me Sister Zi.

I know you are not used to eating these meats, but what I want to tell you is that this is the most abundant food in Luoxue Village.

For dinner, all year round, there is very little animal meat except fish, which is a reserve for many years.

The master who built Luoxue Village said that the mountains and rivers have spirits.

Except for the fish in the Luoxue River, you are not allowed to kill the creatures in the surrounding mountains.

Therefore, the main food of Luoxue Village is fish.

They only go hunting in the mountains once a year.

As for the giant bear?

Aunt Qi’s son died in the mouth of that giant bear that was causing trouble.

Aunt Qi is the number one expert in the village.

She went into the mountains alone a few days ago and followed the clues to hunt down the strange giant bear. beast.

This bear is extremely powerful and has the power of millions of giant elephants.

Bear meat is a holy food that nourishes strength.

Aunt Qi can offer it to everyone to eat together.

This is a great opportunity.

Don’t let Aunt Qi live up to her kindness."

Xiao Cheng's eyes suddenly widened and his stomach began to twitch, not because of nausea, but because he felt sorry for wasting a good thing.

This is the meat of a giant bear, a strange beast that harmed mankind, and it was killed by Aunt Qi to avenge her son.

Your uncle, what do you have to worry about?

This guy didn't wait for Sister Zi to finish speaking, and rushed back, snatching a large amount.

A piece of bear meat, even the bones were chewed up and stuffed into the belly.

Everyone was stunned

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