There are many rooms in Mrs.
Qi's house, and one of them is dedicated to bathing.
Xiao Cheng was soaking in a large wooden basin, bored and pouring warm water over his body.
From time to time, he rubbed the fragrant Xianjing leaves on his body.
Not to mention, although this thing was not as good as shower gel, the smell it exuded was wonderful and the cleaning effect was extremely good. good.
But he was still not satisfied.
"Isn't it just to go to a temple for worshiping feudal superstitions?
Why did you drive me into a small dark room to bathe and change clothes?
How can there be so many rules?
I am a monk.
I can clean dirt and emit fragrance by using Xuan Gong.
There is no need for this.
Is it a serious bath?
Aren't you going to attend If You Are the One to seduce a gold digger who pretends to cry in a BMW?
Why does it smell so good?
Damn it, you don’t have to smoke me hard with this thing.”
Xiao Cheng looked at the sandalwood burning in front of the big bathtub and felt resentful.
This sandalwood is made from rhino horn powder that has evolved to the level of exotic animals and mixed with many herbs.
"Isn't it said that rhinoceros horns are connected to the vagina?
Is this a rhythm that will make me see ghosts in the daytime?"
He muttered a few times indignantly, doused his body with water, stood up and wiped it clean, put on the red cloth robe that men from Luoxue Village must wear when entering the shrine, and put on a ghost face mask.
He felt like a demon in the Lord of the Rings.
The leader of the legion is just a super strong dwarf who rides on a big black horse in full armor and chases the killer with a long sword to get the Lord of the Rings.
"It's too weird.
Dressing up like this to meet the gods you worship will cause the gods to be disgusted and be slapped to death."
The slander never stopped.
It is very unkind to follow the Romans when they are in the country.
It has turned an atheist in his previous life into what he is now.
Also, the worship ceremony was very annoying.
Aunt Qi said she had to kneel down and she argued for a long time before she got the privilege of bowing instead of having to kneel down.
"I was born in the new society and grew up under the red flag.
Although I didn't have the Long March of 25,000, I will never kneel down to worship ghosts and gods.
Grandma, my parents in the previous life were not able to enjoy my kneeling and filial piety.
Is it possible to come here?
You have to kneel down and worship the ghosts and ghosts to pull you down."
Xiao Cheng curled his lips disdainfully, dressed neatly, and the unknown vanilla-smoked grimace mask on his face made him upset, and he almost died from the aroma.
He held his neck and uh, uh, for a long time before suppressing the boiling feeling in his stomach. , secretly scolded the feudal tradition.
Holding back the feeling of vomiting, I walked out of the hut and saw a similarly dressed red-clothed ghost face opposite me.
He was looking through the mask.
Isn't it the figure of the dead old man Hu Liege?
Aunt Qi watched from the side, her old eyes showing satisfaction, as if this appearance made Xiao Cheng's face look many times better than before.
"This level of appreciation is just the level of pretending to be a ghost in a soap opera.
It can't keep up with the spectacular waterway ashram of Buddhism and Taoism.
Aunt Qi, you are so old."
Xiao Cheng felt like a monkey trick, but if he wanted to enter the shrine, he had to follow the rules.
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It is an exception to not have to be a male in the village.
If other rules are not followed, it is estimated that this matter will really be ruined.
How can the fittest survive?
"Hehe, not bad, this makes me feel like a person from Luoxue Village."
Hu Liege walked slowly over, stood on tiptoes, and patted the tall man on the shoulder like an elder, expressing his appreciation.
"What a wonderful child, it would be great if he was my adopted son."
Hu Liege's heart was filled with regret.
"It's a shame I didn't become this old guy's adopted son, otherwise he would have been annoyed to death."
Xiao Cheng's eyes were smiling and he was thinking about this problem viciously.
"Where is your old skull necklace?"
Xiao Cheng looked at it and found that Hu Liege was not wearing the necklace, and couldn't help but be startled.
That bald guy regards it as life and never leaves it, why is it missing?
"You don't understand this.
When you enter the temple of sacrifice to the gods, you need the demon bone chain to open it.
At this time, the chain of demon bones is placed in the altar in front of the temple of sacrifice to the gods.
In this way, you and I can enter the temple of sacrifice to the gods."
"The demon bone chain is equivalent to the key to the temple."
Xiao Cheng was interested.
"That's exactly what I meant.
Otherwise, if the little bastards just burrowed in when they had nothing to do, wouldn't that be a violation of the rules?"
Hu Liege said proudly.
Xiao Cheng understood why ghosts and elves like Ding Ding had no chance to enter Luoxue Village to worship the gods.
It turned out that it couldn't be started without the key, and it seemed that it had to be sent to the altar in advance.
Be careful about the time, otherwise it won't open.
Funny, so funny, weird, so weird.
It’s definitely not the goblin bank treasure trove in Harry Potter, and it’s ridiculous that it needs a key.
Xiao Cheng thought about the dilapidated shrine in Wumingshan Village, and was extremely interested in the shrine in Luoxue Village.
Obviously, the shrine here is the real mystery.
The unnamed mountain villages have been abandoned for a long time and cannot be counted.
The village road was winding, with the village chief in front and Xiao Cheng, dressed in red with a grimace, following behind.
Behind them were a bunch of snot-nosed little devils, all of whom followed curiously with their eyes wide open, wondering.
I wonder if I can fish in troubled waters and then rush into the temple to worship the gods and play.
As they approached the shrine on the hill behind the village, the village elder turned around sharply and yelled: "Everyone, go home, and I'll follow you, Isshiki."
boom A group of little girls and boys scattered in a hurry, running faster than rabbits.
Everyone knows that once caught by the village chief for this matter, he will not be able to escape with a slap on the wrist.
Ding Ding, who is most loved by the village chief, was slapped on the stick for this, which was very painful.
The children didn't dare to make any mistakes and left in a hurry.
"The uncle is so majestic and domineering.
The thunder roars and the clouds scatter.
The children run wildly and the wind and snow suddenly stop.
He is truly an unparalleled hero."
Xiao Cheng picked up Brother Thumb, with a treacherous look in his eyes, and mocked the bald old man without sparing any effort.
"Do you still want to go in?"
Hu Liege asked sinisterly, using his old eyes behind his mask to glare at the young man who was mocking him for his carefulness.
"Of course you have to go in, please come first, please."
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Xiao Cheng wiped his sweat secretly.
"I forgot who has the final say here.
People have to bow their heads under the eaves.
After finishing the sacrifice to the gods, we can settle accounts with this old man Buxiu.
At this time, we must not offend him.
We must coax him.
I went and was chased by Aunt Qi.
"It's like a chicken and a dog jumping around.
It's very capable of showing off to a group of children, right?"
He rolled his eyes, thinking very enthusiastically.
Hu Liege was so majestic and in a comfortable mood that he did not dare to disobey Xiao Cheng, feeling that his official authority was being upheld.
The grievance of being bullied by Qi Meixian's unreasonable senior sister disappeared.
The village chief decided that if he felt unhappy in the future, he would yell at the villagers, which was indeed a good way to relieve anger.
This was a good habit worth observing.
The two of them walked to the temple to worship the gods.
Xiao Cheng looked up and looked at the place that resembled a Buddhist temple.
He felt awe-struck when he saw that there was indeed a magic bone chain emitting colorful light in the bluestone-carved sacrificial altar in front of the closed door.
This ghost place is full of mystery, and there is no room for him to have a bad attitude.
Hu Liege stepped forward, muttering an indigenous mantra in his mouth, reaching out to pick up the magic bone chain, put it around his neck, knelt down, and kowtowed three times at the door of the temple.
Xiao Cheng curled his lips and bowed reluctantly three times without any sincerity.
From the bottom of his heart, he disliked ritualistic cutscenes.
He would rush in and find out what was wrong with him, but it was so boring.
Hu Liege stood up, his eyes were solemn, and he suddenly waved his hand to the right, and an aura covering three miles suddenly appeared.
Then, Ding Ding, who was screaming and baring his teeth and claws to break free, was picked up by Hu Liege from a distance.
In hand.
"Bad grandpa, if you bully Tintin, let go.
I want to enter the shrine.
If you don't agree, I will cry for you."
Tintin clenched his small fist and tried to knock the old man's hand off, but under the influence of his aura, he always missed.
Ding Ding persisted and moved his hands and feet, but he couldn't hit him.
Hu Liege carried the little one with helplessness in his eyes.
"Ting Ding, why are you always disobedient?
Women are not allowed in this place."
"Grandpa is unreasonable.
Brother Xiao Cheng said that men and women are equal.
If a man can get in, a woman can get in.
Women will have more meat than men in the future.
Grandpa is an old feudal fool."
Ding Ding roared at the top of his lungs and kept beating with his little hands and feet, resisting even if he couldn't be beaten.
"A woman can hold up half the sky" Ding Ding roared again.
The sound was so loud that the whole village echoed with the echoes of equality between men and women, women can hold up half the sky.
In just a few seconds, hundreds of villagers surrounded the place.
They were all shocked when they saw the village chief carrying the little guy.
"Oh, village chief, I'm sorry, Ding Ding has caused you trouble again."
Zi Qing stepped forward, took the flapping penis, looked at the uncertain village chief, and tried to smooth things over.
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"Sister Ziqing, I'm not sorry.
Ding Ding is right.
The village chief is too old and feudal.
I don't understand why men are allowed to enter a broken building but not women.
Everyone is born and raised by their parents.
Why?
I think the village chief is not smart enough to engage in sex discrimination."
Xiao Cheng stepped forward and said these words.
Hu Liege stared angrily.
The words Ding Ding shouted earlier shocked him greatly.
Are there any rules anymore?
Are you going to rebel?
"Xiao Cheng, I don't blame you for being an outsider, but the rules here are passed down from our ancestors and cannot be broken in my hands."
"Uncle, this is your feudal thinking.
Aren't our ancestors also human beings?
The system they prescribed at that time was in line with the thinking of people at that time.
If you still use it now, wouldn't it be outdated?
As a village chief, you should keep pace with the times, discard the dross and pick up the essence of things from your ancestors, cut your braids and keep them intact.
Oops, pretend I didn’t say this.
What I mean is that you must be brave enough to innovate.
Your ancestors can set the rules, and you can also make new rules.
It will work just as well.
The big guy said, right?"
"Brother Xiao Cheng is right, Ding Ding likes you the most."
Ding Ding jumped and shouted loudly, and when the villagers heard this, their eyes looked pensive.
"You, your back doesn't hurt when you stand and talk."
Hu Liege pointed at Xiao Cheng and said this.
He said to the big guys: "Let's all leave.
Let's talk about this later."
"We'll talk about it later."
Qi Meixian smiled and waved her hand.
Everyone nodded and the storm dispersed.
"Brother, please come back and play with me quickly.
Sister Tang has carved a castle, which is very beautiful.
She also wants to carve a brother and place it by the Luoxue River.
She said that you are done.
Go over and use it as a reference for her.
You have to hurry up. point".
Ding Ding was taken away by Zi Qing, leaving behind these words.
Xiao Cheng shook his head with a wry smile, and followed the village chief with heavy eyes as he walked into the door that opened automatically.
The Luoxue Village Shrine was opened to him
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