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Chapter 338: Self-proclaimed rotation comedy


Xiao Cheng curled his lips, rubbed his sore buttocks and came back, holding Xing Chan's hand.

His anger disappeared, and what was left was deep love.

Xing Chan looked at the grateful look in Xiao Cheng's eyes and puffed up her chest unconsciously.

"It seems that I did this guy a big favor, how could I not know?

The look of gratitude in his eyes is genuine."

She was confused.

"Sister Chan, thank you, thank you very much.

I don't know if my affectionate kiss can express my gratitude to you.

Let's find a place where no one is around.

In order to thank you for your great help to me, I would like to pledge myself to you."

Xiao Cheng touched Xing Chan's little hand suddenly and lightly, with an extremely sincere look on his face that showed he had to suffer the consequences after making a difficult choice.

The corner of Xing Chan's mouth twitched, and she wanted to withdraw her little hand and punch this face that looked handsome but full of vulgar taste.

Why didn't I see that this man has this kind of virtue earlier?

He wants to pledge his body to me, but he still suffers a loss.

What kind of person is this?

Seeing that Xing Chan's expression turned unkind, Xiao Cheng, who was talking nonsense, immediately let go of the girl's hand and said seriously: "I'm just kidding, I'm teasing you.

Life is too boring and we need more fun.

Don't take it seriously.

If you are serious, , then you are wrong."

After saying this, Xiao Cheng turned his head and looked into the distance without looking at Xing Chan's trembling face with anger, and howled: "The wind is tight, pulling Haizhu'er back."

"Here" Xuanwu, Baqi, King Haijiao and Haizhu'er responded at the same time and launched their big moves, sending Guan Ming and his wife flying far away.

With a hiss, Baqi flew to Xiao Cheng's side faster than anyone else, wagging his eight tails in a fawning manner for a few times.

He suddenly realized that he was not a dog, and there was no need to wag his tail to beg for mercy.

He immediately regained his appearance as a strange beast, stopped wagging his tail, and signaled to Xiao Cheng.

Lead Xing Chan and step onto his body.

Xiao Cheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

He pointed at Baqi and laughed and scolded: "You are the one who is the most active in Liuxu.

I don't see you being so active in fighting.

You have already used the secret technique of blood inheritance of alien beasts.

After so long, you still can't deal with a female cultivator to embarrass you."

The eight snake heads that were held high suddenly piled down, and I was complaining.

Why did the flattery always end up on the horse's leg?

hey-hey Xuanwu and King Haijiao flew closer and smiled unkindly.

The smiling Baqi was about to become angry with embarrassment.

They didn't care why Xiao Cheng asked for money to withdraw his troops, they just carried out the order.

On the other side, Haizhu'er gave a sharp shout, and spider webs surrounded the entire sky.

She returned to her human form, and she was a woman who could not be opened by anyone.

"My lord, that female nun is very powerful."

Baqi defended unhappily.

"Shut up, if she isn't powerful, why would she use you for nothing?

If I had your level of cultivation, I could split that woman into eight pieces with a secret sword technique of the Infinite Divine Sword."

"Just blow it."

Yaqi muttered in the smallest voice.

"What did you say?"

Someone frowned and raised his eyes like a glaring King Kong.

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"Oh, Lord, I mean, you are right.

If you were the Heavenly King monk, you could cut the entire Gu Guan Kingdom into pieces with one sword.

There is no doubt about it."

Baqi was trying to make up for it, and he kept shouting in his heart: You are a bitch, what’s the good thing about mumbling nonsense, the Lord didn’t hear clearly, otherwise I don’t know how he would deal with me.

He felt uneasy.

"Hahaha, I guess you have a good eye for it."

Xiao Cheng accepted all the compliments unceremoniously, feeling quite proud of himself.

Xing Chan covered her forehead and shouted secretly: Oh my god, this kid is so arrogant and narcissistic.

My eyes, which are as good as those made of purple gold and mithril, were also deceived by him.

I never imagined that this would happen.

Such a shameless guy.

Oh my god, can I regret it and not run away with him?

Thinking of this, Xing Chan looked up and looked at the situation where Guan Ming and his wife were bombarding Haizhuer wildly and trying to rush in to kill the evil thief.

If you stay here, you will be torn into pieces by the angry former national masters.

Forget it, time is fate and destiny is destiny.

Xiao Cheng, you, Tama, must be kind to me.

You can only love and care for me.

Oops, something is wrong."

Xing Chan suddenly remembered.

That day, I met Xiao Cheng for the first time.

Next to him was a very beautiful girl with skin as white as cream.

Apparently, they were a couple.

Damn it, this guy is a playboy, why did he forget this?

When I encounter relationship problems, will I turn into a pig?

Thinking of this, looking at Xiao Cheng's proud face, I wanted to punch him.

Xiao Cheng didn't know what Xing Chan was thinking about.

At this time, there was no time to think about all the mess and there was no time to waste here.

It was only right to go to Piaohua Village to look for opportunities.

After all, the time to go out is getting closer and closer, and there is not much time left for him to explore the secrets.

Time is life and cannot be wasted.

He held Xing Chan's hand and flew over Baqi's body.

A pair of men stood side by side, looking like a couple of divine birds.

Sadako followed silently.

"Guan Ming, Wang Shi, the green mountains will not change and the water will flow forever.

The mountains will not turn and the water will turn.

If the water does not turn, you will wander around.

Today, I have something important to leave and I don't want to take the lives of you two dogs."

Remember, if you give birth to a son, you must educate him well, otherwise, he will definitely make the same mistakes again.

When the time comes, you will have no place to cry.

I will return to the outer world soon.

I guess you will have no chance to pursue this debt.

I will choke you to death.

Two bitches, uh, this is an offensive word, let’s change it to another one, two old immortals, goodbye.

Baqi, let’s go.”

Xiao Cheng turned around and yelled at the couple who were unable to break Haizhuer's blockage, saying that they would not pay for their lives, and then ordered Baqi to set off.

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At the same time, she put Sister Sadako who was following closely behind her into her dominance belt.

Sadako was not a decoration, so it was safer to put it away.

"My lord, where are you going?"

Baqi asked stupidly.

Xiao Cheng, who was dressed as a knight, staggered when he heard this and barely managed to avoid falling.

He hated Tie Bu Gang and stamped his feet as hard as he could, almost crushing Baqi's spine.

"You are really stupid.

Of course you are going back and forth from where you came from.

Where Tintin is, we go back there, idiot."

Baqi: "You didn't explain clearly, so why do you blame me for being stupid?

Your Majesty."

Baqi kept slandering in his heart, and responded with a smile on his face: "Yes, the master is right, I am confused, this little thing bothers the master, I will go back and think about my fault."

"Well, that's decent.

Hey, what you call yourself is quite interesting.

Why did you become a target?

Haven't you always called yourself a subordinate?"

"Oh, I think it's fun to change your self-titles, otherwise it would be too boring.

I have prepared a lot of self-titles and change them one by one every week.

For example, I'm humble, I'm humble, I'm here, I'm a villain, I'm my king, I'm alone, I'm , I, my emperor, my emperor, and dozens of other titles will be used in turn in the future to prevent the Lord from feeling bored."

For his part, Baqi was very proud.

Xiao Cheng and Xing Chan opened their eyes wide at the same time, looking at the four eyes on the heads of the two big snakes in the middle of Baqi with the eyes of the most powerful ghosts of all time, and confirmed at the same time that this guy was not joking, he was really going to claim to take turns.

Xing Chan couldn't help it any longer and asked: "Senior Baqi, the little girl is polite.

I can still understand your previous self-proclaimed humbleness and villain, but later, I, I, am the emperor," she asked tentatively.

"I don't dare to be a courtesy to you.

You are my lord's woman, my hostess.

Don't be so polite to me.

I'm not used to it.

The reason why I claim to be more and more awesome is because my lord has said it before.

One sentence inspired me.

He said that if you don’t want to be a top fan, it’s not a good girl’s extension.

This means that you must also have the ambition to be the emperor.

This is in line with the Lord’s taste.

So, hehe."

Yaqi smiled sheepishly.

"You are very ambitious."

Xing Chan responded to Baqi with an ugly face, turned her head, and looked at Xiao Cheng with complicated eyes.

The words in her mind were that a fan who doesn't want to be the top star is not a good girl, and the more she thought about it, the angrier she became.

What is the guy who can shout these words thinking about?

Xiao Cheng's character needs to be studied in depth.

Xiao Cheng's face turned dark.

Can you just throw out such words casually, Baqi, you damn idiot?

Turning around and seeing Xing Chan looking at the big pervert, he couldn't help but tremble and shouted quickly: "Baqi, what nonsense are you talking about?

Didn't you say these words?

Why are you putting such blame on me?

I'm such a decent person." , I don’t quite understand what fantou is.

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If you keep talking nonsense, I will make you pretend to be mute and you will not be allowed to speak for three years.”

"Your Majesty, no, I don't dare anymore.

I'm talking nonsense and deserve to die.

These words were said by me, not my lord.

I'm a bit senile, don't blame me, lord."

Baqi was startled, his tail swish, swish, smacking the face of the snake heads on both sides, sending sparks flying everywhere.

I kept shouting in my heart: You are a bitch, you are careless, the Lord wants to deal with me again, it is not cost-effective.

"Okay, don't blame yourself, don't have bad thoughts in the future, otherwise, I won't spare you, be a gentleman, understand or not, take off, don't delay my business."

Xiao Cheng's mouth twitched, not daring to look into Xing Chan's probing eyes, and punched out fiercely.

The wind of the fist hit one of Baqi's snakes on the head.

Baqi howled in pain, holding back tears, and ended the process of slapping himself.

In an instant, he broke through the sky and flew towards Luoxue Village.

Next to him were two strange beasts that were laughing so hard.

Xuanwu and Haijiao King almost burst into laughter, secretly shouting that they were so happy.

I couldn’t stand the bitch’s behavior of Baqi the most.

This time, it’s better.

He flattered and flattered the horse’s legs without saying a word.

He also told the Lord’s private nonsense, which affected the Lord’s great image in the heart of the future mistress.

Baqi, You are so awesome.

Xuanwu and Sea Dragon King smiled thickly.

"Xiaocheng, no matter where you end up in the world, I will definitely chase you to the end.

Don't think you can escape now."

Guan Ming made an unpleasant sound comparable to the friction of metal.

He filled his inner energy with the wind and snow, and was sent thousands of miles away.

There is determination within.

Xiao Cheng turned his head to look behind him and said in a loud voice: "Old boy, I'm waiting for you.

Hahaha."

The sound shook the air like a rainbow.

This guy was as arrogant as if the God Emperor had arrived, and his proud look made Xing Chan's balls ache

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