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Chapter 396: On the Theory of Relativity


Xiao Cheng was just showing off that he could control the sacred tree to fight, but when he heard Meng Mengda's words, he fell down with a thud and was hit in the face.

"You shouldn't have taught this to your sister.

So far, Mengmeng can only say this smoothly besides being able to say "yeah" and "brother" and so on.

Well, it's all my fault."

Xiao Cheng stood up angrily, picked up Xiao Meng, and kissed the little Loli's cheek several times.

Xiao Meng kicked her little feet and giggled.

In fact, strictly speaking, Xiao Cheng couldn't control the sacred tree to fight, but asked his sister for help.

However, if others don't know, then they can try to deceive him.

A giant like Tuoba Fusheng who pays too much attention to rules will get beaten to death.

He is not stupid, so he shamelessly gave himself the title of Tree Controller.

Tuoba Fusian stared at Xiao Cheng with a ghostly look, wishing he could kill him with one palm.

"Feeling the fluctuations of the little guy, you can judge that this is a demon whose body is a sacred tree.

Xiao Cheng can control beasts, control corpses, and can also control trees to fight.

How many evil tricks does this guy know?"

Tuoba cursed him to death.

It’s all there.

"Come, say hello to Aunt Tuoba."

Xiao Cheng pointed at Tuoba Fusheng who looked angry.

Xiao Meng looked at Tuoba, whose face was full of blood and dirt, and shook her head slowly, looking unhappy, because this aunt was not beautiful, but she still listened to Xiao Cheng's words and reluctantly called her aunt with a pout. .

The sweet childish voice made Tuoba feel excited all over, and then she glared at Xiao Cheng.

"She calls you brother, but you ask her to call me aunt.

What does that mean?

Does it mean I'm old?"

Tuoba was furious.

Everyone's lips twitched when they heard this.

"Compared to Xiao Cheng's age, do you think you are young when you are in your twenties?"

I thought in my heart, who dares to interrupt?

Can't you see the super-large divine phoenix floating above Tuoba's head?

Is that true?

A mythical beast is not a condensed energy.

I can kill it.

Before Xiao Cheng could reply to Tuoba, Xiao Meng made a move.

She raised her head to look at the ancient battle body suspended high in the sky behind Xiao Cheng, then turned to look at the colorful phoenix high in the sky opposite, and suddenly flew out.

The little loli flew so fast that she landed on the Phoenix's back in the blink of an eye.

She stretched out her little hands to hug one of the Phoenix's colorful feathers, giggled, and shouted: "Big bird, ya, big bird, feathers."

It looks good, yeah, I want Maomao."

Seeing this scene, everyone's eyes almost flew out.

Tuoba felt like smoke was coming from his head.

"What did that little girl call Big Bird Feather?"

Tuoba turned around and glared at Xiao Cheng who was embarrassed and wanted to get into the hole.

Xiaocheng: "Yes, Maomao, it looks good."

Xiao Meng exerted all her strength and pulled out a colorful feather, causing Phoenix to scream in pain.

This phoenix feather was colorful and hundreds of meters long.

The little Lolita carried this thing and flew back, landed in front of Xiao Cheng, and handed it to Xiao Cheng in a showy manner, with the look on her face saying "I'm so awesome" Come on, praise my expression.

Xiao Cheng had no choice but to pat the little girl on the head and said, "You are the best."

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Xiao Meng giggled and danced, wanting to raise her little head to the sky.

Children are praised for their virtues, and their cuteness is just an exaggeration.

In fact, she wanted to shout cute words for her brother to hold her, but Xiao Cheng said that these words are only allowed to be used once every once in a while.

"It seems that my brother doesn't like me using it often, so let's not talk about cuteness for now."

The little guy bit his little finger, looking thoughtful.

What made everyone stupid was that Phoenix just screamed and didn't react at all.

He was suspended there like a wooden stake and had no intention of attacking the little Loli.

Xiao Cheng smiled, pointed at the colorful phoenix and said, "Sisters, that's interesting, I'm optimistic about you."

He bitched at Phoenix.

He ignored him and rolled his eyes.

The whites of his eyes took up 90% of the area, which showed how disdainful he was.

He flapped his wings and took off, shrinking into a ball of colorful light.

He quickly flew away and landed on Yuheng Island.

Went somewhere.

Looking at this scene in astonishment, Tuoba's expression was quite ugly.

Xiao Cheng put away Feng Yu, let Xiao Meng shrink, returned to the top of his head to sleep, released the transformation, controlled the ancient battle body to dissipate, put away Sadako and swallowed the elixir, the wound healed, the bones were automatically connected, and he was very busy.

Very happy.

Looking at Xiao Cheng's series of actions, Tuoba knew in his heart that the fight was a draw.

No matter how unhappy she felt, it was a fact that she had not defeated Xiao Cheng.

Similarly, Xiao Cheng could not help her.

In full view of everyone, it was not a tie or something.

Tuoba Fusheng was filled with displeasure.

Being tied by a rising star was not a happy thing no matter how he thought about it.

Moreover, when he thought about what would happen next, Xiao Cheng would put forward a certain condition, and Tuoba Fushen wished that the incident would happen again. , resolutely refused to agree to Xiao Cheng’s proposal.

Unfortunately, it’s too late to regret it now.

Xiao Cheng controlled his injuries, ran out, and fell into the sea with a thud.

He was so black that he had to clean himself first before talking.

After releasing the transformation state, it was a smooth and smooth state.

Fortunately, the black and gray that was struck by lightning was extremely thick, covering the body.

After jumping into the sea water, the body was gradually revealed.

"Ah, bah, bah, bah, bah" When the female cultivators saw the man bathing in the sea in front of their own eyes, their faces instantly turned red.

They repeatedly scolded the man for being a hooligan and turned around without looking.

Xiao Cheng didn't care, he washed it very carefully.

"I'm soaking in the sea water.

You can't see anything.

Why are you acting so shy?

Can you be more exaggerated?"

He shouted while washing: "Sister Fushen, your image is quite miserable.

Otherwise, , come and take a bath together.”

Tuoba Fushen's eyes suddenly stood up, he cursed "Fuck your sister", waved his hand fiercely, and flew into the Holy Girl's Hall to heal his wounds, bathe and change clothes, leaving Xiao Cheng with an embarrassed look on his face.

However, she did not refuse the title of Sister Fushen.

For both public and private purposes, being called "Sister" by Xiao Cheng was not a bad thing for Yuheng Dojo.

Tuoba Fushen could still figure this out.

She has an arrogant temperament, but a young man from the Eight Heavens Clan who can compete with her is qualified to be worthy of her siblings, unless she is not willing to do so.

Isn't she happy?

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Obviously not.

What does the boundless battle body mean?

How could a female cultivator with such vast supernatural powers and knowledge like Tuoba Fusheng not understand?

So, her attitude at this time has changed.

The elders naturally felt it clearly, and they all breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts.

It was a big deal to make enemies with the Manghuang Wuliang Battle Body.

Fortunately, the headmaster did not continue to be stubborn.

This has something to do with his mentor's provocation. .

To the bird, Tuoba Fushen's master fell into silence after saying a few words.

Apparently, he continued to retreat, and no one dared to disturb him.

A shameless man was bathing in the shallow sea of ​​the island.

The female nuns of Yuheng cursed and dispersed under the orders of the elders.

The elders also returned to the Saintess' Temple.

Only Hua Ming found a boulder on the seaside and sat there without any care, breathing the free air and waiting for the factory owner to come up.

The man's eyes looked at Xiao Cheng from time to time, which made Xiao Cheng very embarrassed.

"I said, Sister Huaming, you are also a woman, why don't you know how to avoid suspicion?

Don't always look at me with your spiritual thoughts.

I am thin-skinned, so don't scare me."

Xiao Cheng sank to the bottom of the shallow sea and sent a message to Hua Ming with these words.

"Tch, my lord, why are you embarrassed?

You are such a little chicken.

I don't want to see you more.

I'm just concerned about your injuries."

Hua Ming sent back this sentence.

"Sword Seven, if you don't want to open and lift any pot," Xiao Cheng panicked and hurriedly put on his shirt.

The Gang Qi protected him from being soaked by the water vapor, and he flew out of the sea water.

The water was rolling in the waves, and he pointed like a sword.

Pointing at the boulder, Hua Ming, who looked carefree, scolded angrily.

"What, is this your order?"

Hua Ming asked.

Xiao Cheng was furious.

"That's not true, but".

"But you are so big.

If you don't give orders, you can't control me.

You are just a little chicken.

You are such a big man, don't you know how to find a wife?

The dignified owner of the West Factory has evolved to the top in appearance, height and magical powers.

How can he not have a wife?

No Lord, do you think I will despise you?

Among the core disciples of the big aristocrats and big sects in the four continents and two regions, there are no young people who are not in groups of Taoist couples.

Except for those bald donkeys and sisters-in-law of Mahayana Buddhism who violate human ethics, there is no one single.

It's good for you.

With such ability, you can equal Tu Tuoba's floating and sinking, but you are still a pink and tender chicken.

This appearance has embarrassed the people of the West Factory.

I and other subordinates have no face at all, right?

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In this way, if you can't find a wife for a while, why don't you first find a brothel courtesan or the like, and become a real man first?

Don't be embarrassed by being seen through your childish nature everywhere you go."

"Your uncle, Hua Ming, why don't you go one day without laying a roof over your head?

I'm willing to keep my integrity like jade and be a little boy.

You're too lenient.

Damn it, I tried my best to save you from the devil's cave today.

If you don't say thank you, why don't you say thank you?"

You should speak respectfully.

What is your attitude?"

Xiao Cheng was almost furious.

He stepped on the sea, lit some tea and roared.

"Master, please don't accuse your subordinates unjustly.

It's just because you are grateful that your subordinates can't watch the factory owner being embarrassed.

You said that you have such an identity, your face has evolved to be so handsome, you have a lot of money, you have great abilities, you are better than others in everything, how can you not have a woman?"

Woolen cloth A man without a woman can only be called a boy and will never grow up.

Isn’t the subordinate concerned about the authority of the Lord?

This is why he gave advice.

Loyalty may hurt your ears, but it helps your deeds.

I don’t need my subordinates to explain this to you."

Hua Ming's face was filled with grievances.

"You" Xiao Cheng felt a breath blocking his throat and didn't know what to say.

This world is really like this.

A capable man does not have a woman and is still a virgin.

This is different from a woman.

No one admires his purity and secretly ridicules him for his psychological problems.

He has power and looks, but he is still a virgin.

Who wouldn't suspect that something is wrong

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