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Chapter 501: Becoming a Man's Troubles (For My Friend 'Yuki Asuna')


Xiao Cheng enjoyed it quite a lot, hugging each other with one hand and a look of satisfaction on his face.

"Sister Ziqing, how about I give you a hug?

Hey, let's do some knitting."

Xiao Cheng was talking to Zi Qing when he noticed a pink fist getting bigger in front of his eyes.

Before he could react, the punch had already hit him hard on the bridge of the nose.

With a click, the bridge of Xiao Cheng's nose was broken.

Like a piece of broken wood, he flew out with his two sisters.

He flew hundreds of meters away and fell to the ground.

The two sisters crushed their chests hard.

Three ribs were broken in the sound of fractures.

"I asked you to teach bad children.

I asked you to make up words when you have nothing to do.

Menopause, what kind of insulting words is this?

I can't beat you to death."

Zi Qing, who kept her punch forward, slowly retracted her arm while cursing.

"The stings of bees and scorpions are not poisonous, but the heart of a woman is the most poisonous.

The ancients were honest and did not deceive me."

Xiao Cheng howled miserably and stood up while shouting these words.

He put the two confused sisters aside and began to set the bones.

He gritted his teeth in pain, swallowed the pill, and finally recovered.

Taking a closer look, Zi Qing, who was groaning in anger, slipped away at some point.

Apparently, Zi Qing also felt that she had struck too hard, and was a little ashamed.

No, the soles of her feet were greased.

Xiao Cheng screamed angrily, saying he was going to be mad to death after suffering such a big loss and still not being able to get it back.

I am a hero from all four continents, why am I being treated like this?

Is it important that you are my sister?

Your girl is still my sister.

We will always have our own opinions.

I am so angry with you.

If I find Ding Ding's father in the future, I will try to recruit him as an apprentice and beat him every day to make him a generation lower than Ding Ding.

Huh, let’s see if I don’t piss you off to death Xiao Cheng was thinking about evil ideas in his heart and became ruthless.

When they were in seclusion to consolidate their cultivation, he released both Long Zun and Meng Meng.

They had not seen each other for nine months, and they were missed so much.

Zi Qing had already slipped away, and Xiao Cheng could only endure this sigh.

"This punch is so hard.

Sister Ziqing is really not easy to mess with, but why?"

Xiao Cheng sat down, put the two twisted little lolita on his lap, and asked: "Ding Ding, tell me why your mother is so angry.

I just came out and I didn't provoke her.

Is this the case?"

Why don't you let your mother worry about it for half a year?"

Xiao Cheng turned to look at Xiao Meng.

Xiao Meng was smart.

When she saw her brother's questioning look, her face turned pale, she blinked her big eyes and shook her head.

"It's not me, it's not me who makes Sister Ziqing angry, ya ya."

Xiao Cheng could only look at Ding Ding, who was pouting his little mouth.

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Ding Ding coughed a few times and said slowly: "I don't know what happened.

It's like this.

Mengmeng asked me a question, and I didn't understand it, so I asked my mother, and my mother yelled at us.

The problem was caused by Brother Cheng."

Xiao Cheng blinked innocently, and it didn't feel like a second.

He asked himself if he had been shot.

He then answered with certainty that he must have been shot.

For a moment, he felt like Sister Lin was speechless and choked.

Ding Ding explained the process clearly and clearly, and Mengmeng let out a yaa from time to time, proving that this was the case.

Listen and do it, Xiao Cheng's big face turned dark with sensitive words such as running away from home and menopausal syndrome.

"This fist is really not unjust.

It's just that you two little lolita are too curious.

Why do you care so much?

Sister Ziqing is angry, but she can still give me a good face to see what the blame is.

Who is it?”

Xiao Cheng hurriedly thought about shifting the responsibility to others.

After pondering for a long time, he realized that it seemed possible, but it seemed that it was his own bad words that caused it.

He blamed the sky in his heart for causing trouble.

Well, over and over again, he complained to God.

Anyway, if God sent such a big thunder disaster to strike him, his relationship with God is quite bad, so he doesn't care about letting him take the blame again.

Xiao Cheng was stunned and swallowed awkwardly.

Facing the clear eyes of the two little lolita who were curious and asking for confirmation, he could only say: "It's not the reason why Sister Ziqing is angry about this matter.

Well, these words cannot be said casually, because these are words that can only be used by adults.

In public, adults are embarrassed to say more, so this is not a question that children should ponder.

You are children, so you should have the consciousness of a child.

Stop thinking nonsense.

From now on, you are not allowed to imitate your brother's words.

Do you understand?

If you two are obedient, my brother will prepare delicious food for you."

Generally speaking, when dealing with children, food strategies are tried and true.

Xiao Cheng could only add this sentence after looking at the unconvinced eyes of the two lolita.

As soon as they heard that they might be able to eat something delicious, the two little lolita's eyes lit up, and they stopped trying to figure out the meaning of the vulgar words.

Xiao Cheng secretly shouted that it was a dangerous situation and kept wiping away the cold sweat.

"Brother, you seem to smell different."

Mengmeng suddenly stretched out her nose and smelled Xiao Cheng's neck, confusion in her eyes.

"Yes, when Mengmeng said it, I also noticed it.

Why does it feel different?

What's different?

Let me check."

Ding Ding rushed over, grabbed Xiao Cheng's face and pulled it to both sides, then pulled his hair, pinched his arms, and pinched his waist.

Xiao Cheng was speechless.

Is this abuse or inspection?

Ding Ding’s violent tendencies are quite serious.

This is a problem and must be corrected.

"Okay, okay, brother is still the same, there is no difference.

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It may be because of the improvement of cultivation, the aura fluctuation has evolved, so you two will feel different."

Xiao Cheng stopped Tintin's endless pinching and explained casually, shouting a confession in his heart, knowing that the fire could not be wrapped up in paper, and something was about to be exposed.

Nine months have passed, and the dragon pattern magic that Long Baishuang applied to him has long since expired.

His fluctuations clearly show that he is already a real man and woman who have sex on the bed, with titles like boy chicken. , he has been dumped to the Pacific Ocean in Huangjizhou.

Therefore, the two lolita discovered his difference.

Generally speaking, as long as a monk with keen senses can clearly judge whether the person opposite is an adult, the standard for this adult is naturally the harmony of yin and yang.

Xiao Cheng's aura fluctuations are naturally different from those of a jerky boy.

For male monks, this is normal, but here in Xiao Cheng, it is not normal.

Because he had been in seclusion for nine months, who helped him get rid of the title of boy chicken will become an unsolved mystery in this enchantment.

Xiao Cheng smiled bitterly.

He could only fool the two lolita first.

As for other people's suspicions, could he remain silent?

How should he answer?

Could it be that he told Sister Zi Qing that he really did something about Long Baishuang and did it twice in a row?

Second-rate It’s hard to say this.

What’s even more frightening is that after coming out of seclusion, I found Xiao Meng through some mysterious induction.

I haven’t met anyone else yet.

I need to find out first whether a certain sister is here.

In fact, he I just want to ask if Xing Chan is within the barrier.

Among the several beauties, only Xing Chan has been here, and she is the only one in the West Factory.

If the supermodel national master was in the barrier, Xiao Cheng decided to avoid it for a while, otherwise, Xing Chan would catch him and ask him who the woman was, and how to answer it.

Xiao Cheng felt that if he answered truthfully, Xing Chan would be kicked in the face.

He still owes the supermodel national master a courtship process, which pushed Long Baishuang over to Xing Chan.

If he knew it, the key to not falling out with the genius is that the little girl's force is terrifying, and he doesn't dare to fight back.

If he is abused Isn't it very unfair?

Xiao Cheng had a guilty conscience as a thief, so he decided to find out first.

"Mengmeng, don't worry, my brother will make delicious food for you and Ding Ding tonight, and we will have a meal together.

By the way, is Sister Xingchan here?"

Xiao Cheng asked Xiao Meng as he hugged her over.

"Sister Xingchan is so sweet.

She often hugs me.

I often tell her that I didn't take any medicine today and I feel cute, so she hugs me.

Brother, you are in retreat, and I always need to find someone.

Hug me," Mengmeng said, and suddenly explained something in hindsight.

Hearing this, Xiao Cheng felt like crying to death.

"Who else did you say this to?"

Xiao Cheng asked with a straight face.

"Well, there's also Sister Haizhu'er.

Sister Haizhu'er is also very sweet, and she's very pretty.

I like hugging her."

Mengmeng could only tell them all.

"Is there more?"

Xiao Cheng felt extremely jealous.

"There is also Sister Ziqing.

Her arms are warm and flexible, unlike my brother's, which are hard and a bit painful, ah ah."

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Mengmeng bit her mouth and said all this.

Xiao Cheng:.

He touched his forehead and suddenly thought that he had been led away from the topic by Mengmeng.

Mengmeng did not answer whether Xingchan was here at all.

Can you go further off topic?

Xiao Cheng looked at the innocent-looking Mengmeng speechlessly.

Mengmeng blinked her big green eyes and looked at Xiao Cheng's increasingly handsome face.

She suddenly wondered why her brother was getting better and better as he grew older.

Thoughts are in a state of flux.

"Ding Ding, where is your sister Xingchan?"

Xiao Cheng could only ask someone else.

"Sister Xingchan left the day before yesterday.

She said she was going to a certain place to explore the fairy essence stone veins.

Oops, I didn't understand."

Tintin bit his finger and replied, with a look of recollection on his face.

Xiao Cheng was overjoyed.

"That is to say, Xing Chan is not in the barrier, hahaha, that's good, that's good, this way I will be safe.

If people ask me when I have a woman, I can fool them.

No, this is mine, I don’t even have to fool you, just say “take care of me” and it will be solved.

As long as you are not caught and interrogated by Fajia Luo, Nangong Tang, Tian Miao, Chu Yanran and Xing Chan, then it doesn’t matter.”

The more Xiao Cheng thought about it, the happier he became.

"Let's go, brother will take you back to the village."

"Oh, oh, I'm back in the village, yaaa" Mengmeng cheered.

"I'm just going back to a village, what's the point of being happy?"

Ding Ding rolled his eyes at Mengmeng, feeling that Mengmeng's IQ was worrying.

"Yeah, brother will prepare delicious food tonight."

Mengmeng answered with a sweet smile.

"Oh, I'm back in the village, I'm so happy, ho ho".

Ding Ding cheered and jumped off Xiao Cheng, jumping happily.

It's because of the delicious food that you are happy, right?

Xiao Cheng rolled his eyes and cursed

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