"What the hell?"
Luo Chen subconsciously spat out after hearing the female ninja star's sudden bird song.
However, just as the words fell, Luo Chen finally saw what the object that the female ninja Sui Xing threw towards him was.
The object was round and covered with barbs, making it look like an underdeveloped hedgehog.
And above the sphere covered with sharp barbs, there grew a very inconspicuous lavender flower, blooming at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Looking at the strange-looking flowers in front of him, Luo Chen couldn't help but reveal a strange look in his eyes, as if he was a little confused.
However, there was no hesitation in his dodge, and he quickly jumped towards the nearby shelter like a dexterous rabbit.
However, just when Luo Chen was about to jump behind the shelter, the menacing purple flower suddenly fell straight to the ground, and there was no explosion like Luo Chen imagined.
Looking at the few spherical flowers lying alone on the ground in front of him without any abnormalities, Luo Chen was slightly stunned at first, and then a trace of anger showed in his eyes.
Damn, why is there no movement at all from this thing?
Could it be that this woman is trying to scare me, sir?
I’m really embarrassed now.
While thinking to himself, Luo Chen quickly stood up and prepared to rush towards the female ninja Sui Xing to prevent him from escaping.
However, just when he was about to stand up, an inexplicable sense of danger suddenly came to his heart.
Almost as an instinctive reflex, Luo Chen quickly spread his spiritual power throughout his body and made a defensive posture to avoid being attacked.
However, just as he spread his spiritual power throughout his body, sharp thorns suddenly emerged from Luo Chen's feet and surrounded his body from all directions.
Looking at the sharp barbs with faint green light on the thorns, Luo Chen's expression couldn't help but change slightly.
If he was hit, let alone the green light with venom on the thorns, But those countless sharp barbs are enough to bear While thinking secretly in his heart, Luo Chen quickly transformed the spiritual power all over his body into flames in an instant, hoping to burn those sharp thorns into ashes.
However, just when Luo Chen started to burn up his arrogance, he suddenly discovered that those sharp barbs did not hit him, but were dozens of centimeters away from his body.
It has woven several dense nets of thorns on its own, making it like a strong cage, trapping itself in it.
Although he didn't know why the female ninja Sui Xing surrounded and refused to attack, Luo Chen didn't want to think so much.
He quickly gathered the aura from his body into the palm of his hand and turned it into a burning flaming knife.
He wanted to spread out the thorn cage and escape.
However, just when Luo Chen was about to wave his hand to kill, he suddenly saw countless densely packed lavender fruits suddenly appearing on the thorns that originally had only sharp thorns and no leaves.
Although the lavender fruit looked very ordinary, Luo Chen could clearly feel that there were extremely unstable energy fluctuations hidden in every seemingly inconspicuous fruit.
Although the energy contained in a fruit is very inconspicuous, and the power of its explosion is at most about the same as that of a large firecracker, but when thousands of fruits are added together, even Luo Chen can't help but feel a little...
Scalp numbness.
In order to prevent the extremely unstable energy in the fruit from exploding and causing a chain reaction due to his actions, Luo Chen had to extinguish the burning Qi Flame knife in his palm.
However, just when Luo Chen extinguished the flame knife in his hand, the female ninja Sui Xing suddenly spoke in a cold voice with a hint of murderous intent.
"nooneharsent" "What the hell?"
After hearing the bird song spoken by the female ninja Suixing for the second time, Luo Chen couldn't help but subconsciously asked again.
Although, his current expression was one of confusion, as if he was quietly waiting for the other party's explanation because he didn't understand what the other party meant.
However, at some point, his right hand was quietly placed behind his back and he was making and making gestures, as if he was drawing certain marks.
After seeing Luo Chen's puzzled expression, the female ninja Sui Xing couldn't help but said in a cold voice with a hint of disdain.
"Whoever hurts me will be punished.
You idiot, you don't even understand.
This is the flower language of the thorn flower, and it is also my life motto.
You despicable, shameless, dirty bastard, how dare you do that to me, I must make you unable to live and die."
I can’t wait for you.”
Saying that, the kunoichi Suixing has double The hands kept flying rapidly, as if they were pinching some magic spell.
And as her hands moved rapidly, the fruits that were originally only the size of jujubes suddenly grew in size at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Seeing this move of the other party, Luo Chen quickly moved the spell and shouted with a hint of anxiety in his voice.
"I said what are you doing?
Why are you so ignorant?
Didn't I just pull your breasts?
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Are you treating me like this when you see the enemy who killed your father?
Let me tell you, I pulled your breasts for your own good.
Didn’t you find that your breasts are a bit asymmetrical?
This is something I, who suffer from late-stage obsessive-compulsive disorder, can't accept at all, so I pull your breasts so hard.
If you let me pull your breasts a few more times, maybe I'll give you perfect symmetry.
Let me tell you, it is very dangerous if you continue like this.
Over time, you will easily become deformed.
What a pity then."
"What did you say?"
After hearing Luo Chen's long speech, the female ninja star asked in a cold voice with a pale face.
But after hearing the words of the female ninja Sui Xing, Luo Chen answered seriously.
"I said your breasts were asymmetrical.
I just pulled your breasts to save you.
You said you, your face is so beautiful, your butt is so curved, your legs are so long, your figure can be called a perfect work of art.
But the only flaw is that although your breasts are large, they are asymmetrical.
This is a huge failure.
I just pulled your breasts so hard for your own good.
It can be said that I have good intentions.
Although we have a hostile relationship, as a man with extremely high aesthetic requirements, it is absolutely intolerable for a perfect woman like you to have such serious flaws.
I advise you to come over quickly and let me give you a few more tugs.
Maybe it will be symmetrical.
That will be perfect.
Otherwise, your perfect figure will be ruined."
"Go away!"
After hearing Luo Chen's unscrupulous comments about him, the female ninja Yinghuo finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted in a cold voice.
But after hearing what the female ninja Yinghuo said, Luo Chen continued to speak with a serious face.
"I asked you, why do you treat Lu Dongbin like a dog but don't recognize a good heart?
I am doing it all for your own good.
Wait, you don’t think I’m fooling you, do you?
It’s a joke.
Upright men like me are basically extinct in the world now.
Let me tell you, I really don’t want to scare you.
Your breasts are really asymmetrical.
According to my guess, it should be because your breasts grew too fast when you were growing up, and you wore relatively small bras such as corsets, which caused your breasts to become asymmetrical. deformities, and may even develop into breast cancer I’m not fooling you.
As long as you read one or two women’s magazines, you will know that if a woman uses an inappropriate bra size, it will directly lead to the occurrence of breast cancer.
Although there is still hope, it is I need surgery to cut off all the breasts and make them flat.
If you still don’t believe me, you can feel your breasts yourself and see if one side is bigger and the other is smaller.
Anyway, my life is now in your hands.
If you find out that I am fooling you, you can immediately detonate these little fruits and blow me to pieces."
As he said that, Luo Chen raised his head and looked straight into the eyes of the female ninja star with a trace of sincerity in his eyes.
Hearing Luo Chen's words, the female ninja Sui Xing couldn't help but reveal a strange look in her eyes, which seemed a little unnatural.
However, at this moment, Luo Chen stared directly into the other person's eyes and spoke in a sincere tone.
"The ancients often say that when a person is about to die, his words are also good.
Why don't you believe me?
Do you really want to have your breasts cut off after breast cancer?
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I know that you are still wondering why I said these things to you and whether I was lying to you.
Let me tell you the truth.
In fact, I also have selfish motives.
Anyway, I am about to be killed.
So if I have a choice, I would rather die in the hands of a perfect woman than a defective product.
In my hands, this is a huge stain on me who always have aesthetic requirements."
"Who do you think is defective?"
After hearing Luo Chen's sincere eyes and sincere words, the female ninja star asked in a cold voice with her face turning pale and her whole body trembling.
When Luo Chen heard this, he did not speak, but looked straight at the female ninja Yinghuo's towering chest, with a trace of disgust naturally showing in his eyes.
Seeing Luo Chen's expression, the female ninja's face turned pale again.
Although she still had some doubts about Luo Chen's words, under the trend of women's nature, she was After hesitating for a few times, he spoke coldly.
"If you dare to lie to me, you will die, I swear."
As she said that, the female ninja star slowly stretched out her arm and touched her towering chest: