“gbd。”
Zhao Lingjun, who was sitting on the flush toilet, couldn't help but curse a foul word.
Through the glass window of the bathroom, Zhao Lingjun saw that the asphalt on the road was steaming hot, and the air seemed to be viscous like melted chocolate, and in the sky, there was not even a trace of wind, and even the leaves of the sunburned plane trees on both sides of the road were hanging and not moving.
In previous years, the weather in June was still very cool, but this year's weather is abnormal, God doesn't know what medicine to take wrong, only after June, the temperature has soared.
Like today, it is even more outrageous, the maximum temperature is directly 38 degrees.
On the way to and from work, Zhao Lingjun felt that he was about to be sunburned.
If that's all there is to it, forget it.
But when Zhao Lingjun returned to the nest where he lived, he found that the entire community, without knowing what was wrong, actually had a power outage.
Zhao Lingjun picked up his mobile phone, and after making countless complaint calls, he finally had to enter his stuffy room.
The heat wave in the room made Zhao Lingjun almost faint.
Just when Zhao Lingjun decided to go out to find a place to cool off, Zhao Lingjun's stomach hurt like a knife.
When he rushed to the bathroom and sat on the toilet, Zhao Lingjun wanted to come to the bowl of beef ramen that he had eaten at the roadside stall before he came back.
At that time, Zhao Lingjun thought that the taste of the bowl of beef ramen was a little strange, but Zhao Lingjun thought that the owner of the beef ramen had launched a new flavor, and he was happy to eat it.
In the next ten minutes, Zhao Lingjun sat on the toilet and pulled until he almost passed out, and when he finally finished pulling, Zhao Lingjun found a very serious problem.
That is, Zhao Lingjun found that in his bathroom, the paper had actually run out.
To deal with it without a piece of paper, as early as when he was in the first year of college, Zhao Lingjun already had several ways to deal with it.
For example, shouting, who borrowed me a newspaper, or asked other students who came to the toilet to do a good deed, and helped bring two pieces of paper over.
But at this time, Zhao Lingjun understood that there were only two applicable methods.
The first one that Zhao Lingjun wanted to use was the first one, which was more disgusting, but more economical.
And it is relatively clean and does not have any toxic side effects.
So Zhao Lingjun lifted the lid of the water tank on the flush toilet, wanting to get some water out of it and flush his buttocks.
But at a glance, Zhao Lingjun almost fainted.
There was almost no water in the flush toilet.
It turns out that today's community is not only without electricity, but also with the water.
And when he first entered the bathroom, Zhao Lingjun habitually flushed the toilet first.
After the first plan failed, Zhao Lingjun began to implement the second plan.
This second option was tried by Zhao Lingjun's dormitory roommate in college.
At that time, Zhao Lingjun's roommate used ten water tickets to solve the problem that now plagues Zhao Lingjun.
It's just that Zhao Lingjun has graduated for nearly a year now, and those cheap water tickets have disappeared without a trace, just like the girls in the industrial and commercial institute that Zhao Lingjun has a crush on.
So when he took out his wallet, Zhao Lingjun hoped that he could find some expired invoices in his wallet, or something, if it really didn't work, he would use the five-piece one.
But when Zhao Lingjun took out his wallet and took a look.
Zhao Lingjun, who thought he was highly educated and a civilized person, couldn't help but scold, "GBD." ” Originally, Zhao Lingjun's usual wallet would have some expired invoices, discount coupons issued by some merchants, or something, but today Zhao Lingjun's wallet did not have those things.
And what made Zhao Lingjun mad the most was that in Zhao Lingjun's wallet today, the smallest denomination of banknotes turned out to be fifty.
Sometimes, people are unlucky, and if they really drink cold water, they will stuff their teeth.
Zhao Lingjun was doing dirty things with fifty banknotes, and he thought sadly.
"One day's salary, on a WC, is gone."
When he came out of the bathroom with his pants, Zhao Lingjun couldn't wait to pick up a knife and go to the competent unit of the hydropower department to fight hard.
But at this time, Zhao Lingjun suddenly heard a lot of people making noise, as if they were shouting their names.
"Zhao Lingjun, Zhao Lingjun, come down."
As soon as Zhao Lingjun looked in, he realized that he was not hallucinating because of excessive grief and anger.
Under one of my buildings, many people are shouting their names.
"What the hell is going on" Zhao Lingjun thought while going downstairs uneasily, "Did they smell something and know that I ran out of water to flush the toilet after going to the WC, or did they know that I ran out of paper just now, and wiped my ass with fifty yuan" "Why are you moving so slowly, you haven't come down until now."
A fat guy said to Zhao Lingjun very angrily.
"GBD, I can go as I want, hurry up and slow down, you can take care of you."
Zhao Lingjun wanted to say this first, and then kicked the fat man in front of him like a garbage can, which made people think of a bunch of chubby, undone, oily, disgusting braised pork-like lewd men with a kick away.
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But after Zhao Lingjun took a deep breath, he forced himself to show a spring smile-like smile to the man who made him sick to the extreme, and called out to the fat man with goosebumps when he heard it, "Mr.
Zhang." ” The name of the fat man who was called Mr.
Zhang by Zhao Lingjun was Zhang Chong.
Like his name, he does weigh a lot.
The weight of nearly 200 catties is estimated to crush Zhao Lingjun to death.
But the reason why Zhao Lingjun didn't dare to kick one of them away was because this guy and Zhao Lingjun worked in the same company, and his level was three levels higher than Zhao Lingjun, and he had a nickname known throughout the company as "boiler worker." ” Zhang Chong's identity in the company is the manager of the personnel department, and he has a lot of power in his hands, of course, he is not a boiler worker.
The reason why he has such a nickname is because he is characterized by fanning the flames.
A big thing, he can say it like a 911 incident in front of the general manager.
If you are a minute late, the impact of saying it in his mouth can be as bad as absenteeism for a day.
All in all, this fat man is a person who is hated in the company, and everyone wants to hang him alive, and it is estimated that from the establishment of the company to the present, there have been countless thoughts in my heart to pull this man out to light the sky lantern.
To be honest, everyone in the company knows that Zhang Chong has no other strengths than to fan the flames and make small reports.
But so far, Zhang Zhong is still alive and well.
And he lives more nourishing than anyone else.
And all those who offended him didn't seem to end well.
There is only one reason, because Zhang Zhong happens to be the general manager's brother-in-law.
"Something's wrong."
Zhao Lingjun tried his best not to show the slightest disgust for this guy.
"It's terrible."
A voice that seemed to be smeared with honey sounded in Zhao Lingjun's ears.
In the sultry weather of June, Zhao Lingjun felt that there seemed to be honey flowing on his body.
"That hole is blocked, you can poke me."
It's still the same sound that seems to be smeared with honey and makes people feel sticky.
If such a voice rings on a voice telephone station, it is very likely that the man who heard this voice has already secreted hormones rapidly and went to prepare a tissue.
Zhao Lingjun has always believed that if it weren't for the fact that face-to-face video calls are no longer popular now, the owner of this voice has already been popular for a long time and has become the top celebrity of a certain voice station.
But now Zhao Lingjun only felt that his eyes were dark when he heard this voice, and Zhao Lingjun felt that he might be scattered at any time.
Because the appearance of the owner of this voice has long made Zhao Lingjun unforgettable.
The boiling heat on the concrete floor downstairs and this honey-like sound made Zhao Lingjun, who was in a trance, feel as if he had returned to the day he heard this sound in July last year.
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