"Wow" I had just walked into the bungalow after Aunt "Ruhua", and before I had time to look at the surrounding environment, two beautiful women in slippers had already run down the wooden stairs hand in hand.
The two of them estimated that they had just taken a bath, their hair was wet, and they still exuded the fragrance of soap, and they were like two delicate little white flowers, I had a hallucination when I looked at it, as if it was Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin who walked down the stairs hand in hand, but my cousin and Banbanhua next door.
My cousin and Banhua also don't use any cosmetics, and they always smell of soap that makes people feel refreshed.
"Have you eaten dinner?"
When I was slightly stunned, Ye Jing took my cover from Aunt "Ruhua" and said to me.
Before I could answer, my stomach was rumbling to answer for me.
Normally, I don't look hungry like this at this time, but today at noon, the fat man and I drank beer and didn't eat at all.
Hear the sound coming out of my stomach.
Zhao Kexin pursed her lips and smiled secretly, while Ye Jing laughed, and said to me while laughing, "Let's go, come up with us, we will invite you to dinner." ” Seeing Ye Jing smiling so proudly, I was a little angry.
The gentleman doesn't eat the food that comes to me, so I brought two steamed buns myself.
When this sentence came to my mouth, I swallowed it back.
Because I saw "Ruhua" Aunt said to me with a smile, "Big brother, do you want to eat my tofu?"
I was shocked, and immediately turned to Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin and said, "I'm dying of hunger, let's go have dinner." ” Then, like an outlaw, he ran upstairs behind Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin.
On the left hand side of the stairs is a small kitchen and on the right hand side is a bathroom, a design that has long been spurned by today's interior designers, but was very popular in the early years.
After the stairs go up there is a small living room, which, like many bachelor apartments, has a small dining table in the corner of the living room, so that the living room also serves as a dining room.
There seemed to be a lot of things on the table, and it seemed quite tempting, but I was shocked, so I gasped and asked Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin without looking closely, "Who is the aunt downstairs?"
"Her name is Zhang Ruhua."
Zhao Kexin's voice is always delicate and soft.
I'm really stunned, it's called Ruhua b, Stephen Chow, and Ruhua in the movie won't be based on her.
I finally regained my breath and asked, "What does Aunt Ruhua mean by always calling me to eat tofu?"
"Oh, Aunt Zhang makes tofu, and she has been selling tofu in this area for many years, and even if she doesn't go out, many people will come to ask her to buy tofu."
Zhao Kexin looked at me and smiled, "She is a northerner, she is enthusiastic, she is a good person, she was beautiful when she was young, and people here still call her Tofu Shih Tzu." ” Tofu Xi Shi estimated that if Lu Xun heard this, he would have to blow up his corpse and jump up into a big dumpling.
"Why did she live downstairs in your shared apartment?"
I was a little speechless.
"No, it's not."
Zhao Kexin shook her head, "Aunt Zhang is the landlord. ” "Landlord," I was stunned.
"Yes."
Zhao Kexin nodded, "This house belonged to Aunt Zhang's previous husband, and later his husband had a new love, but the two divorced, and this house was awarded to Aunt Zhang."
Aunt Zhang is a good person, and the price she asks for is not expensive, so we rented the upper floor of the house. ” Damn, why did I meet some crazy men and women in one day today, but look at the dignified and beautiful Zhao Kexin standing in front of me, and then think about the hill-like Aunt Ruhua downstairs, I think if I get a wife, like Zhao Kexin before marriage, and like Ruhua after marriage, I will also desperately find an affair b I am too honest.
"Ahem" At this time, I heard Ye Jing cough twice.
As soon as I turned my head, I saw Ye Jing looking at me and Zhao Kexin with resentful eyes.
It's like a resentful woman I don't seem to have done anything hurtful to her, right, I was thinking about why Ye Jing looked at me with such eyes, but Ye Jing was already rubbing her stomach pitifully, looking at me and Zhao Kexin and said, "Aren't your stomachs hungry?"
As soon as I talked about eating, my stomach barked again.
Coincidentally, the gurgling sound also came through Ye Jing's thin skirt.
Grunt grunt duet.
I was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but be happy.
"Eat, eat, eat" The three of them all picked up their chopsticks in laughter.
Chinese have many habits that are completely different from foreigners, such as eating.
Foreigners like to be quiet, while Chinese like to be lively.
A large group of people drank and called their fathers and mothers, lifted the table and threw stools, and hugged each other and sang and danced after drinking, which is a common thing.
It looks unelegant, but it's refreshing.
Foreigners like to talk about things in the office or café, while Chinese like to be at the dinner table.
Do you know why, that's because many other countries eat relatively simple food, don't talk, just eat and drink in a few bites.
The Chinese are different, when they come home after a tired day, they always like to eat slowly and chat casually.
"The child's father, the daughter-in-law of the Li Er's family in the side village gave birth."
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"Well, with or without a handle" "It's a big fat boy."
"Li Er with a handle is quite capable."
"Able to stand a fart, that big fat boy looks exactly like the carpenter king of the house next door to him" "B, pay attention to your daughter-in-law in the future."
And then there was a slap in the face.
The child who was beaten still can't figure out what is going on From childhood to adulthood, the Chinese family chatted like this at the dinner table, so naturally, a bunch of people just sat down to eat together, and there was a sense of intimacy.
Just like now, I have only met Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin twice, and I can say that I don't know anything about them except that I know the names of the two people and that they are my bosses.
But as soon as we sat down at the dinner table, it felt different.
As soon as he reached out to grab the chopsticks, he was hit by Ye Jing with the chopsticks. bIt hurts so much that I am furious, is it deliberately playing with me, while calling me to eat, and at the same time hitting my hand with chopsticks.
Duel, hand-to-hand fighting, I want to fight with Ye Jing.
"Wash your hands, you guy, don't you pay attention to hygiene in the face of two beauties" At this time, Ye Jing said to me while holding a chopstick dish and stuffing it in her mouth.
"I don't go, I don't eat with my hands, I only have chopsticks, and if I want to wash, I will wash after eating.
Otherwise, if I come back from washing, you've already eaten everything. ” I don't know why, I want to fight hard with Ye Jing and my heart is gone.
I picked up the chopsticks and put a chopstick dish in my mouth. b It's delicious.
To be honest, I've been cooking since junior high school, but it's clear that the people who cook this dish are much better than me.
I ate a lot of food.
Ye Jing didn't copy the chopsticks and hit me again.
Because by the time she was stunned, I had already eaten a bowl of rice.
"Jiang Yan, you guy is too shameless.
Sister Kexin, hurry up, "Count Ye Jing smart, if she beats me again, she will only have to drink vegetable soup."
"Haha" I smirked, I smirked, but after three minutes, I couldn't laugh anymore.
"That's all you do" If you're hungry and you're having a good meal, but you find that there's nothing left in front of you, you'll feel my pain.
Zhao Kexin and Ye Jing both had depressed expressions.
"Who knew you could eat so much, we can eat twice with so many things."
"Damn, I'm a man, a man, a handle" Ye Jing bit her chopsticks helplessly and looked at Zhao Kexin, "Have you eaten enough?"
"Nope."
Zhao Kexin nodded honestly.
Ye Jing jumped up suddenly.
"What are you doing?"
I was shocked, and I was about to pick up the bench where the head of the seven weapons was hidden from the invisible killing machine.
Because I thought Ye Jing was going to squash me.
But Ye Jing didn't flatten me, and opened the refrigerator with a smoke.
"Dig hahaha."
There are cucumbers and yogurt in the fridge, and I don't care about eating more anymore anyway. immediately rushed towards Ye Jing.
"If you don't wash your hands, you can't eat cucumbers."
Ye Jing shouted at me.
Why not, who stipulates that cucumbers must be eaten with their hands, I can't eat them with chopsticks: