"Big brother, do you want to drink some tofu flowers?"
"Thank you, Aunt Ruhua, you can keep it for yourself."
It wasn't until I walked into the yard that I finally came back to life.
This time, Aunt Ruhua finally stopped calling me to eat tofu, and called me to eat tofu flowers.
But I don't want to eat tofu and tofu flowers, and as soon as I go upstairs, I run into the bathroom alive.
After running and sweating a lot, it's very uncomfortable not to take a shower right away, Dead Ye Jing, let me run to death, I'll let you stick for a while.
I love bathing, and my skin is good to fight with me hahahaha "Jiang Yan."
I was washing happily, and Ye Jing called me outside the bathroom.
"What?"
I replied triumphantly.
Do you want to trick me out so that I won't be fooled?
"Don't you even need to change your clothes after taking a shower?"
“。”
Just now I was just grabbing the bathroom, and I forgot to bring a change of clothes in.
The clothes I changed out were all soaked with sweat and I couldn't wear them anymore.
So what to do now, run naked "Open the door."
Ye Jing said outside the door.
"Open the door," I froze.
No, do you want to wash the mandarin ducks with me?
"You open the door a little bit, and I'll shove your clothes in for you."
"You won't take the opportunity to come in and insult me, will you?"
"Jiang Yan, do you want to die, if you don't open the door, you can come out in the clothes you just had." “。”
I honestly opened the door a crack.
Pants, clothes, and underwear were stuffed in.
I robbed the bathroom first, I was sticky, and I thought of helping me get my clothes, Ye Jing is Lei Laohu, I was a little moved by convincing people with virtue.
As soon as I was moved, the bath speed was fast.
In less than two minutes, I got dressed and opened the door.
"Wash so fast, don't rinse a little longer" "No need."
I'm so kind.
It feels so refreshing to take a shower after sweating But after a while, it felt a little wrong.,The feeling of being wrong actually came from little jj.。
At first, it felt a little cold, then it started to be hot, and after a while, it was as if it was being lit.
"What's going on" I was shocked, and ran up to the attic as fast as I could, and then immediately took off my pants like a pervert.
Little JJ looks normal, but it's just like a fire, and it's extremely uncomfortable.
I looked at my underwear, and there was nothing out of the ordinary, but when I put it down, I smelled a hint of wind oil.
"Ye Jing" I immediately understood what was going on, put on my pants angrily, and rushed downstairs with a yell.
"Bang bang" I slammed the bathroom door twice.
"What do you want to do, do you want to come in and take a bath with me" Ye Jing said delicately inside, giving me goosebumps.
"Ye Jing, you are so despicable, you are actually in mine."
"Whoever asks you to put it on without taking a closer look, as a staff member of the Special Affairs Department 3, you have to be on high alert at all times."
"Bullshit vigilance, I'm just a security guard and a cleaner, I want to be so vigilant and fart" At this time, the feeling on the little jj reminds me of a film, "Burn, Firebird".
I don't think this is any training at all, it's because I grabbed the bathroom first, so Ye Jing deliberately came to fix me.
"You can't even protect yourself, how can you protect others, so you have to pay attention to your own safety at all times."
Ye Jing said proudly inside, "This is the way the security training course of our special affairs department is like this, I did this to deepen your impression, besides, don't forget, you promised me yesterday to obey our orders during the 24-hour training." ” Then came Ye Jing's singing, I love to take a bath, my skin is good, I sang the song I sang just now, and it sang better than me b I really couldn't help it, so I rushed into the kitchen and locked the door, and then used a mouthwash cup to make a few glasses of cold water to extinguish the flame of the "Firebird".
"Early" As soon as I walked out of the kitchen, Zhao Kexin, who was wearing a pink T-shirt printed with cartoon patterns and dark blue jeans, greeted me with a smile.
She must have been changing clothes in the room just now, so she didn't know what Ye Jing had done to me.
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"Are you ready, we're going to start training again."
And Ye Jing has actually finished washing it out, and changed into a clean sportswear, clover.
Now she was holding a sandwich with eggs and ham, nibbling on one bite after another, looking at her as if nothing had happened just now.
"I'm going to start training right away, and I haven't had breakfast yet."
Fighting back my anger, I glanced at the table and saw two more sandwiches on the table.
One should be mine, and the other should be Zhao Kexin's own.
"You take out all the money on you first, and give me the bank card first."
"What does that mean," I said, clutching my pocket.
"Hurry up, I'll give it back to you as soon as the training is over."
Ye Jing finished eating the sandwich and glared at me impatiently.
"Otherwise, I will rob it and not return it to you."
A sinister, despicable, and vicious female robber I had to obediently hand over all the money on me and the card that I only got last night to Ye Jing.
"You're just so money, haha" Yes, I thought I had more than 200 on my body, but now I remember that after inviting the fat man to drink yesterday, there were actually only more than 100 left, but more than 100 is not less.
For a while I didn't even have a steel hammer in my pocket.
Before I could speak, Ye Jing had already said to me, "Okay, give you twenty minutes, and arrive at our office in the three special offices within twenty minutes, if you can't get there, the money and this bank card will still be kept for me until you complete the next task." ” Twenty minutes I don't have a penny on me, and I rushed to Xianxia Middle Road from here, do you think I'm a Shenxing Taibao, must be joking with me.
But Ye Jing didn't seem to be joking with me at all, and after finishing speaking, she pulled Zhao Kexin and went downstairs.
He also took two sandwiches from the table When I reacted, Ye Jing's voice came up from downstairs.
The first sentence was said to Aunt Ruhua, "Aunt Ruhua, we are training Jiang Yan, don't give him anything to eat when you stay, and don't lend him money." ” "Okay, I got it."
When Aunt Ruhua's voice came, Ye Jing's second sentence also came, "Jiang Yan, I forgot to tell you, if you don't arrive at our office within twenty minutes, I will give this sandwich to Director Liu to eat." ” If you don't give breakfast and let an exhausted guy rush to the special event three ten kilometers away within twenty minutes, what kind of training is this to deliberately play me to death.
Duel duels, hand-to-hand combat I ran downstairs in a rage, only to see Aunt Ruhua cutting tofu.
"Aunt Ruhua, what about them?"
"Gone."
"It's so fast like a flower, auntie, can you lend me two dollars to take the bus?"
"Nope." “。”
If you don't lend me money, you don't even ask me if I want to eat tofu.
I was very depressed and asked, "Auntie, do you have any transportation, bicycles and tricycles?"
” "No, I didn't know how to ride any car since I was a child, I could only ride a car."
I didn't believe it, but in the blink of an eye, yes, sure enough, let alone a car, I didn't even see a flat tire Looking at the time on the phone, two minutes have passed.
I dragged my legs and ran out the door.
I saw two high school students coming over on bicycles, talking and laughing.
"I'm from the NSA, I'm going to requisition your car," I said.
"Why didn't you see a neurotic here two days ago?"
"That's right, let's make a call to Aoyama Hospital." “。”
The two high school students didn't stop and rode past me.
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