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Chapter 32: Bacchus and the Tractor


Sure enough, before I could stop it, Ye Jing had already walked over, and with a "dang" sound, the wine bottle slammed on the table in front of the curly-haired old outside.

In terms of figure and face, Ye Jing is much stronger than those young ladies who are drunk and delirious.

If Ye Jing is willing to come out and do it, it will definitely be the top brand here.

However, those foreigners may really regard Ye Jing as the top brand here, and when they saw Ye Jing walking to them, their eyes were straight.

Damn, I don't know how, as soon as I saw those foreigners looking at Ye Jingse's squint, I became angry.

I walked over right away.

I just walked to Ye Jing's side, and Ye Jing had already said to a few foreigners in English, "Come, let's drink." ” "Yes, pretty girl."

A few foreigners nodded excitedly.

Damn, a few foreigners can actually speak Chinese, but it sounds like the barking of a grass dog in the next village when I was a child.

"Beer is still," one of the curly-haired foreigners proposed.

"Vodka."

Ye Jing greeted the bartender coldly, "One bottle per person, bring two cups." ” Vodka: I heard you right.

But two bottles of vodka and two glasses were quickly taken.

Ye Jing poured herself a glass of vodka first, and then drank it in one gulp.

The foreigners let out a burst of cheers, and then the curly-haired foreigner also poured a glass and dried it in one gulp.

Ye Jing didn't speak, and poured a second cup by herself, the curly-haired foreigner didn't say anything, and followed Ye Jing to drink the second cup.

When Ye Jing poured the third cup, the curly-haired foreigner's face turned a little white, and he proposed, "Half and half." ” "Half a fart."

Ye Jing shook her head and drank the wine in the glass in another gulp.

“cheers” The curly-haired foreigner's eyes were straight.

I can see that my eyes are straight, too We all know that girls either don't drink alcohol, or they are very good at drinking, but I've never seen drinking vodka like drinking water.

The curly-haired foreigner had no choice but to pour a glass and drink.

As soon as he drank it, the curly-haired foreigner's hands shook a little.

Something is wrong with the vision.

"I'll go to the bathroom" When Ye Jing lifted the wine glass again, the curly-haired foreigner immediately stood up and staggered away.

The foreigner actually urinated "Two more bottles" Just after pouring three glasses of vodka, there is only a bottom left.

Ye Jing simply took the bottle and drank it in one gulp, and then looked at the remaining foreigners with a sneer.

"Who else is coming" "I'll come."

Several foreigners were frightened by Ye Jing, but after all, there was one who was not afraid of death.

When I saw it, it was a strong man at least 1.85 meters tall, and his appearance was similar to the Russian Hercules in Huo Yuanjia.

"Squeak" Ye Jing didn't say much, and poured three more glasses and drank them.

The foreigner had no choice but to pour three glasses and drink them in a row, and his head was a little sweaty. b, Ye Jing is the god of wine, these foreigners will be drunk to death by her.

Looks like there's nothing wrong with me.

Just as I was thinking like this, I noticed that Ye Jing's body shook slightly.

It's not good, although Ye Jing doesn't seem to have reacted much, but I know that Ye Jing must have reacted too.

Damn, it looks like I'm going to have to do it.

When Ye Jing wanted to lift the bottle and drink the rest of the wine, I snatched the wine bottle from Ye Jing's hand.

"What are you doing" Ye Jing looked at me sideways.

A few foreigners also looked at me.

"It's so boring for you to drink like this."

I snorted and laughed, "Bring me six bottles of vodka."

"Six bottles" several people were stunned.

All six bottles of vodka were opened, and I didn't say much, except to mention one bottle of vodka without showing a smile like the old fox.

"Come on, let's have a drink."

Grunt, take the bottle and pour it into your mouth.

When you drink vodka, it feels like a 78-degree two-pot head, like a fire rushing into your stomach.

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Then the stomach turned down his throat.

I really want to squirt.

But I quietly poured a whole bottle of vodka into my stomach.

Ye Jing's eyes were stunned.

A few foreigners were also stunned.

Stay still, don't stay.

I immediately reminded the strong foreigner, "Come and drink, it's mine when you're done." ” "Admire" the smiles of a few foreigners are a little bitter.

"What they drank was ours."

Haha and then as I expected, a few foreigners stood up in a panic and ran away.

"Jiang Yan, you can drink so much wine" Ye Jing looked at me stunned.

"What's the point of drinking like that," I snorted, "You wait here for me for a while, and I'll go to the bathroom first." ” Six bottles of vodka When I'm a god of wine, even if it's a bottle of vodka, if I don't move after drinking it, I guess I'll soon be unconscious.

Those vodkas are just what I deliberately shouted out to scare those foreigners.

"Vomit" As soon as I got to the bathroom, I picked my throat and spat out all the wine I had just drunk.

This trick was learned from Big Feige.

In the past, when Da Fei Ge drank with others, he would vomit it immediately after drinking, and then drink it again.

This method allows you to drink several times more than you normally would normally and still stay awake.

But don't think it's cool to drink it in and spit it out.

Not to mention the feeling of turning over the river and turning over the stomach, just looking at what I vomited, I feel extremely disgusting.

It's okay to fight with others, and if you can't get used to other people's words, how good it is to put on a Garfield mask and secretly beat others.

Really.

When I came out of the bathroom, I was still scolding Ye Jing in my heart.

But as soon as I came out, I didn't have such thoughts in my heart.

"I can't.

Jiang Yan, take me out, it's so uncomfortable."

It was this sentence that made my heart soften all of a sudden.

"Really, you can't drink so much and binge."

Although he said this, he immediately helped Ye Jing.

"Wow" just helped Ye Jing to the road outside the bar, and before he walked to the place where we parked, Ye Jing vomited all of a sudden.

Spit and spit, Ye Jing cried again.

I usually feel disgusted when I see those crazy women who are drunk and drunk, crying and making trouble, but I don't know how to do it, but now I don't hate Ye Jing at all.

After waiting for Ye Jing to finish vomiting, he hurriedly took out the keys to the car from Ye Jing's pocket and opened the door.

"I'll drive, you won't drive."

When I opened the car door, Ye Jing was still saying this to me.

But immediately it seemed that his head tilted, and he fell asleep softly against me again.

Just kidding, if I drive the car to you now, I, Jiang Yan, will really become a space agent who hangs up in training After putting Ye Jing in the passenger seat, I carefully sat in the driver's seat.

Following Ye Jing's example, he lit the fire, and then put down the handbrake.

Although he never drove a car, when he was a child in the village, he secretly drove a walk-behind tractor with a fat man.

Slowly stepped on the accelerator, and the car started slowly.

I'm such a genius to drive a Mercedes SK like a tractor His hands were on the steering wheel, his eyes staring ahead A motorcycle scrambled past me.

So fast An electric car passed past me again.

It was the first time that I discovered that electric cars were also so fast.

A bicycle with a person also passed by me.

The two high school student-looking people in the car were still muttering quietly.

"Wearing a Baleno to drive a Mercedes Benz SK, it really has a personality" "Driving slower than a tractor, really characterful" "That uncle drove so slowly.

Let's throw him with firecrackers. ” "Okay" As I drove through an intersection, I heard something like this.

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Before I could react to what was going on, two lit firecrackers were thrown on the front of my car.

I was so shocked that my hand shook and I almost hit the shop on the side of the road I got out of the car in a rage.

The two little ones ran away, but how could they outrun me.

I grabbed the two little ones in two steps in three steps.

"It's so shameless that you dare to throw me with firecrackers.

Looks like I'm going to have to give you something awesome today."

"We didn't mean to" I wanted to beat these two little guys, but when I saw that the two little guys still had a bit of the demeanor that I had when I and the fat man were children as Black Wind Duo, I relented.

Just confiscated the firecrackers from the two little ones and set off the two little ones.

The two little guys actually have a lot of powerful firecrackers on their bodies, and they even have the two kicks we played with when we were kids, and I don't know where the two of them got them.

At this time, I found that I forgot to pull the handbrake.

The Mercedes SK is already slipping forward, almost like an unmanned car inside a crazy stone.

Fortunately, I haven't bumped into anything yet, otherwise the old fox would definitely settle accounts with me and Ye Jing.

I jumped into the car in a few lunges.

"Does Jiang Yan have enemies?"

As soon as I got in the car, I found that Ye Jing had actually woken up, probably thinking that the firecracker just now was an enemy attack, and she was still holding a cold and shining pistol in her hand.

Haha fool Ye Jing, if she had a camera now, she would definitely be able to blackmail her if she recorded this guy's appearance.

After thinking about it, I immediately took out my phone.

Although the phone is a little broken, at least it has a camera function.

"Jiang Yan, you hide behind, I'll deal with them."

But what Ye Jing said immediately made me stunned.

"Put down your guns, there's no enemy, we're going home."

After being stunned for a while, I put down my phone and started driving the Mercedes SK like a tractor again.

I still felt quite embarrassed, so I saw a pair of sunglasses in the car, so I took them and put them on.

"Oh."

The drunk Ye Jing blushed, very cute, and became much more obedient, after hearing my words, Ye Jing obediently put away the pistol.

"Jiang Yan, I feel so uncomfortable."

I thought that Ye Jing would settle down from now on, but I didn't expect Ye Jing to stop sleeping, but instead talk to me in a daze.

"Why is it uncomfortable?"

I was stunned.

"Zero-Zero-Six was trained by me.

I trained him for two years and he was very good in all the projects, but I didn't expect to.

Ye Jing whimpered a little again.

"Damn, it's zero zero six, no wonder you drink so much wine."

I don't know how, as soon as I heard Ye Jing say this, I became angry, and I couldn't wait to stop the car and kick Ye Jing down.

"I've always treated him like my brother."

But Ye Jing's next words made my anger disappear all at once.

My brother only thinks he's a brother, so what do you think of me?

"And when I think that he is so good, he didn't complete the task, you are so bad, and it is estimated that it will be difficult to complete the task, I feel even more uncomfortable."

I'm terrible, it.

If I usually heard Ye Jing say this, I would definitely be very depressed, but now when I hear Ye Jing say this, I don't know how to do it, but I feel very strange in my heart.

"I'm just trying to get a few months' salary, and after I get paid, I have an electromagnetic concussion in my brain, and I don't have to do any tasks."

So that's all I said.

"You're not going to do electromagnetic oscillations."

But Ye Jing said.

"Why wouldn't I do it" I swept Ye Jing with the peripheral vision of my eyes, but found that Ye Jing was looking at me upright.

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"I don't think you're going to do it."

It feels like something, really.

I didn't bother to talk to Ye Jing. drove my walk-behind tractor wholeheartedly, because I found that after talking to Ye Jing for a few words, I seemed to be on the wrong path, and I was almost confused about the direction.

"Why did you go to gangsters with Brother Da Fei in the first place."

But Ye Jing still has to talk to me.

I had no choice but to reply, "I messed with them because they happened to have a discotheque, and they had to choose someone from among their people to manage it."

I was with them just to try to take care of that discotheque.

I would have liked to take them with me to do the right thing. ” "When you sold your house and had no money to use, why didn't you make it clear to her?"

"You know your mom is."

Ye Jing asked me endlessly.

I became angry all of a sudden, and I couldn't help yelling at Ye Jing, "Are you annoying, it's endless." ” "Jiang Yan, I like you a little bit."

But Ye Jing didn't get angry, but said this softly.

"What" I almost had a heart attack all at once.

The throttle under his feet was not well controlled, and the car shook violently.

"You're kidding me," I said, turning my head.

But what made me depressed was that Ye Jing had tilted her head and fell asleep in the chair after this moment.

"Dude, are you driving a tractor?"

Just when I was extremely depressed, a sports car suddenly passed by my car.

He deliberately flicked two tails in front of me, sprayed exhaust gas at me with the exhaust pipe, and then drove away.

B is premature ejaculation I guess I was wearing sunglasses, and the sports car was fast, and we didn't see the faces of the people in each other's cars.

But all of a sudden, I heard that the person who made the mocking voice was Cao Kai from the Second Special Affairs Division

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