Taste Haha, I almost laughed when I heard Lu Xiaoman's words.
Because I suddenly remembered a joke.
Here's what the joke says.
A migrant worker wandered around the park and was stopped by a girl.
The girl asked the migrant workers, "Big brother, do you want to shoot a cannon?"
The migrant worker asked, "What price?"
” "Twenty on the grass and one hundred on the hotel bed."
The peasant workers took out a hundred.
The girl looked at it, "Dig, big brother, you are so interesting."
Migrant workers: "B Fun, five times on the grass" There was no rope in Lu Xiaoman's room, but Lu Xiaoman took out several ribbons of various colors, probably for matching clothes, and the texture looked very good.
"Do you want to tie me up, or do you want me to tie you up" Lu Xiaoman first tied a silk scarf around his neck, and then looked at me with silky eyes. is worthy of being a courtesan in our school back then, and Lu Xiaoman's hook caused men to come, which is indeed very set.
After tying a lilac silk scarf around his slender and white neck, Lu Xiaoman was even more unbearable.
"Of course I tied you up."
I looked at Lu Xiaoman and said.
"Okay then."
Lu Xiaoman nodded, and then lay down on his bed very obediently.
Lu Xiaoman's bed was a European-style wrought iron bed, so I easily tied Lu Xiaoman's hands to the bed rails.
I probably thought that when I tied her up, I would pounce on her like a beast.
But what Lu Xiaoman didn't expect was that after tying her up, I just clapped my hands, and then turned around.
"Jiang Yan, what do you want" Seeing that I seemed to be about to turn around and walk out of the door, Lu Xiaoman couldn't help but ask me.
"I don't want anything, I'm going back to dinner."
My words made Lu Xiaoman freeze like wood all of a sudden.
"Jiang Yan, don't be kidding."
After being stunned for a while, Lu Xiaoman thought I was joking, "Don't you think I'm not beautiful enough?"
When I asked this, Lu Xiaoman looked at me with silky eyes, her whole body writhing slightly, and her two snow-white slender thighs were also intertwined, looking seductive.
"You're beautiful, but you're an old classmate who didn't say a word to me in college.
Do you think that going to bed is the same as going to the toilet, you can go to the toilet whenever you want?"
But my words made Lu Xiaoman's writhing body stiffen suddenly.
I looked at Lu Xiaoman, didn't say anything more, and wanted to turn around and leave.
But I only took two steps, and I haven't stepped out of Lu Xiaoman's door yet.
Lu Xiaoman's voice rang out again, "Jiang Yan, do you want to leave like this?"
This time, Lu Xiaoman's voice became a little cold, and I turned my head strangely, "Is there anything else?"
"Aren't you afraid that I will sue you for indecent assault?"
"Indecent people, yes, if you don't say it, I forgot."
I took out my mobile phone, and took a photo of Lu Xiaoman.
"You" Lu Xiaoman didn't react for a while, what did I mean by taking a photo.
"If I were to insult you, would you dress like this" I waved my phone at Lu Xiaoman.
"Bye-bye."
"Jiang Yan, you bastard."
As soon as I turned around, I heard Lu Xiaoman shouting angrily.
"I have two eggs, but I don't mix them at all" I laughed, and walked out of Lu Xiaoman's bedroom without looking back.
"Jiang Yan, you are not a man, you must be incompetent."
Hearing my laughter, Lu Xiaoman seemed to be so angry with me that he was about to go crazy, and scolded everything.
Not a man I smiled wryly.
To be honest, a beautiful woman like Lu Xiaoman, dressed like the one just now, I'm afraid normal men can't help it.
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Of course I'm a normal man, and if it were in normal times, maybe I wouldn't be able to help it.
But there is so much going on today.
When the things that were deliberately sealed in the depths of my memory were turned out, when I thought of those, I could still feel the pain in my head as if I had been hit by a flower pot, but I had no interest in Lu Xiaoman at all.
So when I heard Lu Xiaoman's scream, I didn't get angry, I just smiled.
My laughter lasted only three seconds before it was in my throat.
I couldn't laugh at once, not because Lu Xiaoman suddenly untied the scarf tied in his hand and rushed out.
It's because I hell with it. yes, hell to me.
The door that had been closed had been opened.
In the living room of the room, there were four people standing.
Cao Kai, Yang Wei, Zhao Kexin, Ye Jing, these four people got together, and it was in Lu Xiaoman's living room, do you think I'm a hell.
"You" I was stunned for a few dozen seconds before I realized that it was not a hallucination.
"Jiang Yan, you are a pervert, you are not a normal man, you must be incompetent, otherwise why don't you even touch me."
When I couldn't help but ask Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin, Lu Xiaoman was still screaming in the bedroom.
Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin hadn't answered my question yet, and Cao Kai and Yang Wei's faces became ugly.
When I was still thinking about what was going on, Ye Jing had already looked at Cao Kai and Yang Wei viciously, and spit out a word, "Get out" And Cao Kai and Yang Wei, after looking at me like a monster, really didn't say a word, and they rolled away.
"What the hell is going on, how did you end up here?"
They said.
Ye Jing looked at me, and didn't continue after only three words.
But I figured it out all at once.
Cao Kai and Yang Wei are simply too vicious.
These two guys, they must have known through some means that Lu Xiaoman had asked me to meet here.
They must have also investigated Lu Xiaoman's information and knew what kind of woman Lu Xiaoman was.
A man like me, with a woman like that, something must have happened.
They must have thought so.
So they must have specially found Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin, wanting to catch them in bed.
Let Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin see what kind of man I am. is worthy of being an agent, the time is very good, if it is really xxoo, then this time, it is the time to fight.
But they didn't expect that I didn't have sex with Lu Xiaoman.
"You guys."
Because I just wanted to have a time to leave, I tied Lu Xiaoman very strongly.
After such a while, Lu Xiaoman had already untied the silk scarf on his hand and walked out.
As soon as he walked out and saw Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin, Lu Xiaoman was stunned for a moment.
"Sorry to interrupt me."
I looked at the stunned Lu Xiaoman and smiled.
After seeing Lu Xiaoman's appearance, Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin, who were also stunned, walked out of Lu Xiaoman's room 1202 at once.
"Did Cao Kai and Yang Wei find you on purpose" On the way back, I asked Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin.
"Yes."
Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin nodded very honestly.
"This, even if she and I are really that and that, it seems that why do you want to rush here."
I deliberately asked Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin. “。”
Ye Jing and Zhao Kexin glanced at each other, their faces turned red all of a sudden, and neither of them was speechless.
When I was sleeping at night, I took a photo of Lu Xiaoman in my mobile phone and flipped it out again.
Because my phone is a bit old and the pixels are not very high, the photos I took are not particularly clear.
But even so, Lu Xiaoman's appearance still looks very annoying.
I was scared after watching it for a while.
Haha, if it's usual, maybe I'm really with her.
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When the time comes, you're really going to be caught in bed.
In this way, it seems that my luck is quite good.
When I think about it, I get a little excited.
So for the next two days, I didn't go anywhere, except to practice throwing knives at home, I was busy looking at my lottery tickets and stocks.
There is not much difference between throwing a flying knife and throwing a stone, although my posture of throwing a flying knife is not as chic as Xiao Li's flying knife, but within a distance of ten meters, the hit rate of my flying knife is very high.
But what about my lottery tickets and stocks It only shows that I am still an out-and-out hellish hapless ghost.
Generally, I bought a lottery ticket of more than 1,000 yuan, even if it was all random, the average person could not win the jackpot, and if it was five or twenty yuan, it would always be a lot.
But I didn't even hit the five-dollar one, which was like a miracle But if you don't even win five dollars in a lottery ticket of more than 1,000 yuan compared to the stocks I bought, it doesn't seem like a big deal.
I asked the fat man to buy a high-performing stock, and it has always performed well in the stock market.
But after I asked the fat man to buy the 5,000 yuan stock, the company suddenly broke out with a financial fraud scandal.
The stocks that the fat man bought for me were immediately no different from garbage.
While I was depressed about my lottery tickets and stocks, my special vacation was coming to an end.
The approval of the Joint Space Authority has also come down.
Zhao Kexin and I had to start facing my second task.
A wild space that could be infested with wild beasts To be continued: