"There are only four pleasures in life: eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling."
The land fairy's face turned red, his tongue was hanging out, he held the wine glass in one hand and held my sleeve in the other, and spoke to me sincerely with a sincere expression.
Said: "But if we talk about what is in the cup, the little wine in the world is compared with Master Lingguang's secret brew of the immortal family, that is, that is what it is, oh, it is cat urine mixed with water. , completely unworthy of the table.”
I was very tolerant and allowed him to tug on my sleeves, and humbly asked for advice with a smile: "Not to mention eating and drinking, I don't know what kind of fun gambling and whoring are.
Lingguang is a newbie, and I want to ask the land fairy for advice. two."
"Hehe" the Earth Fairy smiled ambiguously, "I'm not making this up, everything in the sky is good, but it's a bit dull and cold.
Spring and white snow are good, but how can it be as enjoyable and direct as the fun in this world.
Thanks to Mr.
Lingguang for your help.
If you abandon me to be a guest in Xiaoxian's humble place, Xiaoxian will treat you as a landlord."
As he spoke, he took my hand and said boldly: "Let's go, let's go, Xiaoxian will take you to have fun."
"Thank you."
I cupped my hands, straightened my hair, and followed the Earth Fairy out in a dashing manner.
During the short half-month since I came to the mortal world, Immortal Runyu was on duty at night.
Apart from taking a short nap during the day, she spent most of the time with me playing chess, piano, poetry, and scriptures.
She took very good care of me.
However, being too thorough also has the disadvantages of being too thorough.
Not leaving this courtyard every day gave me the illusion that I was still trapped in the water mirror, but it was just moved to another place.
The little fish fairy said to me warmly: "There are many filth and things in the mortal world, if they pollute Fairy Jinmi's Qing Jing Xian Yuan, Runyu will not be able to escape the blame for his death."
Defile me, just defile me, as long as you can go out and play.
No matter how much he cried in his heart, under the sincere eyes of Xiao Yu Xian Guan, he finally turned into a sentence, "That's what Xian Guan Run Yu said."
In recent days, Xiaoyu Xianguan has been very busy due to unknown reasons, and he has no time to play chess with me during the day, so he has to rely on the small Feng Shui land to take care of me.
The Land Immortal respectfully received the order from the main hall, and came to my door every day with local specialties to honor me, such as duck heads and necks, salted duck, sweet-scented osmanthus duck, and salted duck.
Although I am particular about food, I have no big hatred against the ducks of the Bird Tribe.
He persuaded the little land to exchange for something, but the little land looked like he couldn't agree with it, "Young Master Lingguang doesn't know that the best dish to go with wine is duck.
A sip of yellow rice wine and two mouthfuls of sweet-scented osmanthus duck are enough for life." ” This small land is addicted to alcohol, but the capacity for alcohol is not very good.
Every time he drinks no more than ten jars, his tongue becomes enlarged, and he talks more and more, pouring beans out of a bamboo tube, and makes dirty jokes one after another.
I also tasted the small yellow rice wine, and it was hard to drink.
I don’t know how this small land can drink so happily.
I really couldn’t see him doing this to me, so I brewed some wine with the sweet-scented osmanthus flowers in the courtyard and drank it for him, planning to knock him down by the way.
However, this small land could only drink a pot of sweet-scented osmanthus wine, and my eyes started to wander.
I had questions. must Answer, it’s a pity.
If I drink more than twenty jars, I may not be at all confused.
In the past, the elves in the water mirror were most afraid of drinking with me, so that even if I wanted to drink, I couldn’t find a companion.
The so-called high place Too cold.
Today I wanted to demolish the little land so that I could go out and see a lot of things.
Unexpectedly, he was so enthusiastic that he wanted to take me there in person.
I thought it was great.
Let’s say that while I was drunk, the Earth Fairy led me around and around to a small shop.
From the left and right, this shop looked like a small shop selling cloth.
After entering the shop, the Earth Fairy asked the shopkeeper: “ I wonder if there is fresh fish for sale here.”
The shopkeeper was so drunk from the smell of alcohol that he finally managed to calm down and looked us up and down carefully, then said, "You two gentlemen, please follow me."
I was so confused that after entering the backyard of this small shop, I went down a few stairs and entered the basement.
Only then did I realize that there was another cave.
The basement was brightly lit and there were no less than twenty square tables.
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Each table had a square table.
There were four people sitting there, with a row of small tofu cubes stacked in front of them as if they were meditating.
There were also a few people watching the battle.
"The chips are big and there are many experts.
If you want to gamble, you need to go to this underground gambling place to have fun."
The land fairy said in my ear, and then asked the shopkeeper for a pair of mahjong, that is, the tofu cubes, and roughly explained the rules to me.
After that, he brought two mortals to a table to officially start the game.
Two hours later, Tudi Xian and I were kicked back to the street by the guard from the gambling establishment.
"Sir, we are doing a small business, and we cannot afford to be bothered by a master like you.
Please don't come to cause trouble again."
At the end, the shopkeeper bowed to me three times.
The little land fairy next to me looked at me with admiration in his eyes, "Master Lingguang is so lucky and good at gambling.
Master Lingguang's true identity is actually the God of Wealth, Guan Erye."
I carefully recalled Mr.
Guan, whose face was as red as a jujube, and then compared it with my own white and beardless appearance.
I couldn't tell the difference.
Mahjong is so boring.
The so-called confrontation requires winning and losing to be interesting.
It's like playing against the little fish fairy.
He eats three or five of my pieces, and I swallow five or six of his.
It's interesting to take turns to win or lose.
It's not like this.
In mahjong, I can draw whatever tiles I listen to, and every game is messy.
Apart from winning some heavy yellow and white things, it is really not interesting, that’s all.
I patted the hem of my clothes and walked in front of me in low spirits.
Xiao Tutu carried the yellow and white things I won on a cloth bag and followed behind.
Now that you have tried "gambling", you might as well experience the last of the four joys in life mentioned by the Earth Fairy.
The Land Immortal led me to a place called "Wanchun Tower".
In front of me, I was greeted by a frightening smell of makeup and powder that rushed directly into the sky.
I fainted for a moment.
A woman who had been wearing red and willows for many years had already touched her hand.
One of them hugged me and the Earth Fairy and said, "Hey, look at these two handsome young men, come in quickly, come in quickly.
I wonder if there is a girl you two are familiar with."
The Earth Immortal was still drunk and had walked a long way.
He gasped and threw the cloth bag down on the table.
He took a sip of tea and said, "Call the top guy here."
The woman glanced at the open corner of the quilt, straightened up immediately, and shouted upstairs with a high-pitched voice: "Peony and Laurel have a distinguished guest."
A big flash hit the sky lid directly.
I stared straight at the beauty of the peony.
I grabbed the little piece of land and rushed out of the door.
I ran as fast as I could.
I didn’t know how far I ran.
I didn’t see anyone coming to get me with flowers.
I just stopped breathing.
Thanks to my quick reaction, if Master Changfang captures me again, I don’t know how he will punish me.
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I’m very lucky.
"What is Mr.
Lingguang doing?"
Xiao Tutu didn't understand and asked me blankly.
Before I could say anything, he slapped the back of his head and suddenly realized: "Xiaoxian was negligent, Xiaoxian was negligent.
Xiaoxian actually forgot about Mr.
Lingguang's If you like it, you should punish yourself.”
Hey, what do I like?
Xiao Di Tu Tu led me into a place called "South Tower Pavilion" without any explanation.
There were chrysanthemums and peaches in the small garden at the door.
It was quite elegant.
The further I walked in, the more I felt something was wrong, but I couldn't put my finger on what was wrong.
It was not until the Earth Fairy boldly threw a few yellow things, and two fair-looking men in fancy clothes on the left and the right leaned towards me, that I realized what was wrong with this.
Yes, if you look around, the people hugging each other in the south building are all men.
It turned out to be a place where Duanxiu concentrated on dual cultivation.
"Let's see if Master Lingguang is satisfied with these two little waiters."
Earth Immortal Le chuckled and narrowed his eyes, leaning on the Grand Master's chair and drinking tea.
Listening to the tongue-tied sound, he was obviously still drunk.
I swallowed dryly and said, "Very satisfied."
Once it comes, make peace with it.
After calming down, I didn't know what to do next.
It wouldn't be a good idea if people looked down on me and laughed at me because I haven't seen the world.
I turned my head and looked through the curtain next door, but I saw a man with a fleshy appearance holding a folded folding fan and lifting the chin of the young man in his arms.
He said with a smile: "Yingge, let me love you so much." " Got it It’s just that I don’t have a folding fan at hand, so what if I turned a fan out of thin air?
I’m afraid it would scare all the mortals.
So, I took a pair of chopsticks from the table in front of me and lifted the waiter who was holding my arm on my right.
I raised my chin slightly, smiled, and was about to say those words that I learned now and sell now.
Unexpectedly, the waiter next to me raised his head weakly, but his eyes darted behind me blankly.
Envy, admiration, shock and admiration.
"Jinmi" I turned around and saw Fenghuang standing at the door, wearing green clothes and soap boots, with an expression on his face that transcended the six realms and was no longer reincarnated.
It was very mysterious.
I smiled at him and said, "What a coincidence, His Highness is also here to have fun":