"Beauty, here, let me show you my exclusive new version of the Six Worlds Beauty Chart Appreciation Guide.
Hahaha, it comes with color pictures.
I drew them myself.
It not only has the corresponding analysis and comparison of advantages and disadvantages, but also a ranking list. .
But don’t worry, your column only has advantages and no disadvantages.
Regardless of the comparison ranking from any angle, I will rank you first. , I'm good enough for you."
Mr.
Pu Chi brushed off the bit of hair on his forehead, and finished talking a lot of nonsense with great pride.
At the end, he leaned over the table with tea in the middle and tried his best to reach my ear as if he was offering a treasure.
Minato said: "In addition, I only copied two copies.
One is for my own collection, and one was snatched away by Immortal Yuexia.
The copy you have is the original manuscript.
It is definitely limited and worth collecting."
I looked at the book, which was full of flowers and willows, with the crooked handwriting of Mr.
Puchi.
The word "appreciation" was painted out twice.
I could vaguely tell that the word "appreciation" was first used, and then it was painted out and changed.
It became "recommended reward", and finally it was changed to "appreciation", with a comment in small regular script on the side: "I deeply feel that the word appreciation is the best, followed by recommendation.
If there is a beauty, you should recommend it to all the immortals and demons."
Same product Appreciation and analysis is for appreciation.
However, considering the stingy and narrow-minded mind of the Demon Lord, and worrying about my life, I am afraid that I cannot appreciate it, so I can only look at the plum blossoms to quench my thirst and paint cakes to satisfy my hunger.
I have to change it to appreciation, which I deeply regret."
Somewhat cynical and unwilling, there was actually a grass-green shiny brocade as a binding line on the edge.
I couldn't help but feel that my eyes were blurred, so I quickly looked away and blinked twice to calm my eyes.
Seeing this, Mr.
Puchi leaned over and said, "No matter how moved you are, don't cry."
He handed me a dark green brocade handkerchief, "Here, I'll wipe your tears.
I compiled this book with just a little effort.
No need."
If you are so moved, just promise me a little thing."
I took the handkerchief and put it on the cover of the book.
With a sigh of relief, I asked him calmly: "As long as you take back this pile of colorful paper, er, the book, I will promise you."
"You don't have to be shy.
I know that you are very proud of being ranked first, and you are embarrassed to be known that you are so narcissistic and have collected this unique book.
But don't worry, I won't tell anyone."
"Listen, Feixu, see off the guests."
Just when Ting Feixu was about to be kicked out of the hall, Puchijun stopped nagging and shouted: "No, no, no, let's get to the point now."
I raised my hand to signal Ting and Feixu to let go.
He, Puchijun, rushed to my side, lowered his body regardless of the tea soaking his robe, covered his mouth with his hand and whispered mysteriously like a gnat: "I have an exclusive First-hand insider information, I guess Phoenix still doesn’t know that I heard that you are going to go down to earth to experience calamity.
I’m watching.
Either way, I’ll go down to earth with you and be reincarnated.
I’ll play a supporting role for you so that you won’t be bullied by mortals.
I’m watching this.
Just a minor role, such as husband-in-law, lover, whatever, I won't pick one, what do you think?"
I meditated, but I didn't expect this matter to spread so quickly.
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I said sincerely: "It's really useless for you to discuss this matter with me."
"Then who do you have to discuss with?
Is it possible that you have to discuss with that stingy Demon Lord?"
Mr.
Pu Chi suddenly became furious, "I'm not talking about you, beauty.
You married him, but you didn't sell him.
For him, a female fairy must have her own independent opinions and be unique and dare to Your ability to think innovatively and your beauty complement each other well, which makes the male demons and fairies think you are unique and extraordinary.
If you depend on him for everything, I'm afraid he will be disgusted with you even before he is ten thousand years old."
After that, he looked at you.
Zhuo Zhuo stared at me, trying to gain my approval and resonance.
"Hahaha."
I laughed dryly a few times, and finally waited for him to take a breath and quickly interjected: "Xu Feng can't decide this matter.
You have to talk to the seven immortals of the Big Dipper who are in charge of the fate of mortals.
I This time when I go to the mortal world to go through the tribulation, I become a mortal, and the fate of this period is determined by the seven immortals, so no one else can decide."
Mr.
Puchi's impassioned expression just now was suddenly stunned, as if he had been cast a restraining spell.
Then he rolled his eyes in a circle and said with gleaming joy and surprise: "Beauty is saying that the bird can't make the decision either, haha.
Just his little belly knows this I'm not sure what the expression is.
Hahaha, this is really a great event that brings universal celebration, great joy, and makes all the immortals and demons in the six realms celebrate with their foreheads and hands.
Wait, let me imagine the expression of that bird.
Let me imagine it.
Of course, beauty, you also Just imagine it now” I looked at Mr.
Puchi's incoherent speech with pity.
I didn't know what kind of magic possessed him, and he suddenly became so excited.
And I don’t have to imagine Phoenix’s expression, because I saw it yesterday.
Last night, Big Dipper suddenly came to the Demon Realm and said that he wanted to pay homage to me.
I was quite surprised.
Looking at Phoenix again, he also had a somewhat surprised look on his face.
It was obvious that he was not expecting it at all.
After inviting the seven star kings to watch the tea in the main hall and let them take their seats, they talked about stars, astronomy, anecdotes, and scriptures for nearly half an hour, but Zhang Er still couldn't figure out why these seven immortals came here.
Seeing that the atmosphere was getting weirder and weirder, finally, the leader Beidou Yangming Tan Langxing took a deep breath, suddenly stood up and bowed to Phoenix, saying: "The immortals still have important matters to discuss with the Water God.
I hope Demon Lord will forgive me and stay away for a while.”
The Phoenix's complexion suddenly fell lower than that of the underworld.
Of course, the Demon King's Palace where we live is very close to the underworld.
The standing Yangming Greedy Wolf Star Lord trembled inaudibly, and the other six Star Lords trembled slightly.
It was so pitiful.
I knew that Phoenix's usually cold appearance and ability to breathe fire had frightened the Six Realms.
Many immortals and demons, Now there is an immortal family who has issued an order to expel him from his territory, which naturally disobeys him.
However, a few immortals from the Big Dipper dare to come and take the risk of provoking him.
There are really urgent matters with me. discuss.
Then, I stretched out Phoenix's sleeves and said, "Otherwise, you can go to the backyard."
Well, I have to think of an appropriate explanation to save his face.
First, let him know that he can still do it after being expelled.
Come to Taiwan; secondly, let the stars of the Big Dipper talk to me alone.
I bit my lip and thought seriously for a while, then said considerately to Phoenix, "Well, why don't you go run around the backyard twice and then go to bed first."
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After saying that, I looked at him sincerely.
Unexpectedly, Phoenix not only failed to understand my good intention of asking him to exercise well and go to bed early and get up early to be healthy, but his face became cracked.
Finally, he gave me a fierce look with his phoenix eyes, and remained motionless on his seat.
He was also very interested.
He held my hand with one hand, and raised his red gold sleeve with the other hand. , propped his elbows on the glazed armrests, supported his shoulders with one hand, and said lazily: "The Water God and I are indistinguishable from each other.
Since the seven star kings have important matters to discuss with the Water God, I should naturally listen here, in case there is someone The discussion was not thorough, and some trivial suggestions may have been made.
I don’t know if you think so or not.”
Although he spoke slowly, he said each word with determination.
In the time of a sentence, he slowly swept his eyes over the seven star kings one by one.
When the last word fell, his eyes just glanced at the last Big Dipper of the Seven Stars.
Tianguan breaks the army and Xingjun.
I saw Beidou Tianguan Pojun Xingjun almost spilling the tea.
Several Xingjun glanced at each other, and finally Beidou Master Lucunxingjun coughed, touched his slightly rich belly, and said slowly with a somewhat hoarse voice: "This matter is not something that cannot be discussed with the Demon Lord. , It’s just a matter of fate and the essence of the Water God.
Demon Lord Wanwang is considerate and doesn’t want to stop the Water God.”
Such a mysterious statement made me even more stunned, but I guess Phoenix didn't know much better than me.
He was just pretending to be good, but I saw him raise the corner of his mouth and smile slightly: "How would you know if Xingjun didn't tell me?
If you want to stop me, why don’t you talk and listen first.”
Lucun Xingjun stroked his beard, as if he had made up his mind, and finally said solemnly: "When I and several Xingjun arranged the celestial phenomena this time, we observed a strange phenomenon in the southeast of the human world.
After deducing it, there may be something.
It is a sign of severe drought and floods, and this disaster is not short-term, but can last for nearly ten years.
Not only will the human world be devastated by the plague, but the six realms are interdependent, and many elves and immortals will be wiped out by this disaster. " Oh, this is indeed a big deal, and this is not good.
I think back then I was also a fruit spirit cultivating immortality, and I can fully understand how difficult it is for everyone.
It is not easy for elves, let alone mortals.
"We were deeply worried and doubtful, and then repeatedly deduced the stars, and then found out the root cause."
Lucun Xingjun paused, turned his face to me, bowed to me and said: "This reason is the water god of cause."
Are you talking about me?
I was shocked.
"Unbridled" Phoenix slapped, and the armrest immediately cracked, "Jin Mi has always been kind to the six realms, and she even grants wishes to mortals.
Ever since she became the Water God, everything has gone smoothly in the six realms.
Not to mention credit, there is also hard work. , how could he become a disaster star in the mouth of Mr.
Xing?"
Mr.
Lu Cunxing wiped his forehead and continued: "The Water God is good in nature, but at the beginning, the Water God was the destiny of the soul to die.
This matter was not just a fairy tale, the Buddhas in the West also knew about it, but later because of For various reasons, he re-cultivated his immortal body.
However, he had not experienced enough tribulations, so his immortal essence was still lacking, and its foundation was not yet stable.
It was the water god's divine essence.
I have not experienced purity, so this disaster will occur.
It is said that God is related to the people.
I will not kill Boren, but Boren will die because of me.
Although the Water God himself is not in trouble, the people of the world will suffer.
Although there is a demon to protect the body, the immortals and demons are different, and their origins cannot be consolidated.
Thinking about this, the demon knows this better than the little immortals. " Phoenix frowned and nodded slowly and reluctantly.
I suddenly felt a little depressed, my immortal energy was unstable, how could God know that you knew that he knew, but I didn’t know it, yet Phoenix kept hiding it from me.
"Is there a solution?"
I asked Lord Lu Cunxing eagerly.
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If so many living beings perished because of my unstable immortal roots, it would not be an exaggeration to say that I was a disaster.
Mr.
Lu Cunxing smiled and said, "There is a solution, otherwise there would be no need to come to see the Water God.
I only know what the Water God should do and what he shouldn't do."
While asking me what should I do and what should I do, his eyes drifted towards the phoenix in vain.
"What's the solution?"
"Nature is the answer" Phoenix and I said in unison.
"It's good, it's good.
The little immortal has been waiting for this promise from the Water God, and he feels at ease."
Lu Cunxing Jun immediately grasped my words and breathed a sigh of relief.
"As for the solution, it is very simple."
He glanced at Beidou Danyuan Lian Zhenxingjun on the side, apparently asking him to answer the question.
Lord Lian Zhenxing had lowered his eyes and was in a state of concentration.
Lord Lucunxing stared at him like this five or six times, and then he raised his head and said with an innocent face: "As long as you have gone through enough tribulations, it will be solved naturally."
I wanted to continue.
He lowered his head and fell into meditation.
Unexpectedly, Phoenix stared at him, so he had to bite the bullet and continue.
He continued: "Among the six realms, only mortals suffer the most.
It is said that human beings are born to suffer.
It only takes a few days for the water god to be reborn as a mortal and live in the mortal world for dozens of years.
Of course, the mortal world will last for dozens of years." , for immortals and demons, it only lasts for a few days, so just one trip like this is enough."
"Oh, it turns out it's that simple."
I turned to Phoenix and smiled: "This is easy to talk about."
Unexpectedly, Phoenix glared at me with an incorrigible look, turned to look at the Big Dipper, traced the cracks on the armrest with his finger, and then raised his palm: "I already know about this, I will arrange it myself.
It's okay, you Xingjuns.
"This is an order to expel guests.
The Big Dipper communicated silently with each other's eyes, and finally Lucunxingjun said in a low voice: "In this case, the little immortal and others will go back to arrange the numerology of the Water God's coming to earth."
Phoenix frowned slightly, "I already said I would arrange it myself, so I won't bother the seven Star Lords."
"This is something that the Demon Lord has never been able to interfere with.
The fate of mortals is determined by the Big Dipper."
Mr.
Lucunxing insisted with a fierce glare as the phoenix above his head suddenly blazing brightly.
But I heard Phoenix sneer, "The reincarnation of mortals has always been controlled by the Ten Palaces of Yama.
Do you want me to remind Mr.
Lucunxing who is under the control of the Ten Palaces of Yama now?"
After saying this, he clapped his hands without any explanation. , a Rakshasa immediately appeared outside the door, kneeling down on one knee with his fists clasped and obeying orders.
"It is said that Yama from the Tenth Hall came to Shuangjiang Hall" "yes" Within a moment, all the Yamas from the Ten Halls gathered in the hall.
They were doubtful at first sight of the Big Dipper, but when they heard the cause and effect, their expressions were exactly the same as those of the Big Dipper.
"Your Majesty, the reincarnation of mortals is indeed under our jurisdiction, but we only control the reincarnation of the soul, and the capture of the soul when its destiny is exhausted, but the destiny of the soul's life when it is a mortal is really under my jurisdiction."
King Bian Cheng of the Sixth Palace considered it. , said tactfully: "The fate of mortals is indeed a category that my subordinates are not good at and have not yet touched upon."
Well, now, it turns out that the Ten Palaces of Yama only distribute and recycle, but don’t care about the process.
The process is the responsibility of the Big Dipper.
In this way, managing mortals is not an easy task.
It is so subdivided that the fairy world and the demon world are all To be involved.
I was deeply moved by the detailed and rigorous division of labor.
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Fenghuang heard a crackling sound on the other side, and the armrest was smashed to pieces by his palm, leaving pieces of powder all over the floor.
The immortal magic tools underneath trembled.
I turned around and saw that his face was very dark, and I thought to myself that Phoenix's temper was getting worse and worse.
There is nothing wrong with people performing their duties.
Why was he so angry?
"I wonder what fortune the Big Dipper has given Jin Mi this time, what tribulations he has suffered, what his identity is, what his parents are, what his family background is, do he have any brothers, sisters, uncles, sisters-in-law, uncles and nephews?
What is the background of every mortal person he comes into contact with in daily life?
The specific time of the tribulations The length and the length and so on, can there be a detailed report?"
Fenghuang asked in one breath, I felt dizzy, the Big Dipper looked at it in confusion, the Ten Palaces of Yama were afraid He had never heard Phoenix say so many words before, and he was a little dumbfounded, but Phoenix didn't think it was enough.
He clenched the cuffs of his sleeves with his palms, frowned, and added in a deep and vicious voice: "The so-called mortals have seven sufferings. , old age, illness, death, resentment and resentment, parting without seeking love."
He spoke slowly at first, jumping out word by word.
The last three words were almost gritted, "What kind of things will Jin Miruo have to endure if she goes?"
Lord Lu Cunxing said with a risk-taking look on his face: "Your Majesty Wanwang is considerate, since it is a calamity, the Water God will naturally suffer all the seven kinds of suffering."
Seeing Phoenix's expression, he tactfully said: "Oh, try to suffer as much as possible, if Able to endure all seven kinds of suffering"
"Then there's no need to talk about it."
Fenghuang laughed angrily and gave him a killing blow with a wave of his sleeves.
Mr.
Lu Cunxing is anxious, and so am I.
Amitabha, if you don’t go, I don’t know how many lives will be wasted.
And, besides, it’s so much fun to go down to earth.
So he quickly tugged on the sleeves of Phoenix and said: “It doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter, why don’t you just do it?”
The seven hardships are neither too much nor too much.
These things like birth, old age, illness, death, love and separation are much less difficult than those on the 81st. " Phoenix stood up suddenly, his expression no longer described as beyond reincarnation and in the six realms, "Which love are you going to break up with?"
"Hey" I was stunned, "I don't know which one it is."
Over there, King Bian Cheng didn’t know if his eyelids were bitten by mosquitoes, but he looked at me and blinked, and with one last wipe of his forehead, he persuaded: “It’s better to do this.
The Immortal Lord and Your Majesty will discuss together to draw up the fate of the Water God.
Let’s compromise. good" The Big Dipper over there was already a little desperate, so he naturally agreed after hearing this.
As for Dan Yuan Lian Zhenxing Jun, a light flashed on his forehead, and his eyes were bright as if he had some idea.
He cautiously took a step forward and said to Phoenix: "If the Water God enters the mortal world, why don't he arrange something like this?"
Sha Guxing’s fate, uh, identity is that of a monk who has seen through the world of mortals.
What do you think?”
"No."
Phoenix now acted like a angry child, "Buddha Maitreya has persuaded Jin Mi to enter Buddhism in the past.
If he chants sutras in the temple every day and realizes something later, which one of you will bet on it?
Mortals are quite prejudiced against nuns.
You are asking me, the noble Demon Lady, to be looked down upon by mere mortals."
"this" Then, not only the Big Dipper, but also the Ten Palaces of Yama also thought about many identities and fates, but they were all denied by Phoenix.
Seeing that I was about to run out of skills, I suddenly came to me and interjected: "Isn't it enough to be a man?
, how simple” Phoenix glared at me with hatred, "You can imagine."
Then he put me aside and continued to discuss with everyone
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