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"You're lucky, besides the astronauts, you're probably the first one to visit the moon without spending money."

An old man with a gloomy appearance, wearing a cyan robe dressed like a ghostly singing opera, with a sinister smile on his face, looked at a young man wrapped in a purple mask as thin as a cicada's wings.

This young man looked like he was in his twenties, wearing a big colorful pants on his lower body, medium build, bare and emaciated upper body, putting on a stinky face that the whole world owed him money and not paying it back, and was looking anxiously around in the purple hood.

"Okay, you old psycho, get me here, what the hell do you want" Han Shuo was originally on fire, in the hot summer, he was about to take a shower at home, a white light flashed, and before Han Shuo's big pants could be taken off, suddenly such a strange old man appeared in front of him, this guy only stared at Han Shuo and said "Birthday is right", and then couldn't help but say, pulling Han Shuo and jumping out of the window on the tenth floor, which immediately scared Han Shuo unconscious.

When Han Shuo woke up again, he suddenly felt that the surroundings were dim, desolate, and deadly silent, and the surface of the ground was full of pits, like the skin of a person who had been badly burned and burned, and then he was told that this was the moon.

Perhaps it was because of the effect of that purple strange hood, on this moon, through a purple hood, Han Shuo and the strange man in front of him were able to communicate without obstacles.

The strange thing was that inside the purple canopy, there was actually enough oxygen, so that Han Shuo didn't have to worry about being suffocated immediately.

"I don't want to do anything, I'll fight with the three of them later, in order to seek to break through the shackles of the rules of heaven and earth and win the peak of the Demon Dao, the realm of heavenly demons.

However, these three people are not my opponents alone, but if they join forces now, I am not 100% sure.

Just in case, I found you, a person with the same birthday as me.

If I am unfortunately defeated and die, I can still use the most mysterious magic of the Demon Gate to plant my own divine consciousness in your body, and then I will grow again and recover again with your body" Chu Canglan stared at Han Shuo and explained slowly, but there was a glint of ill intent in those slightly bloodshot eyes.

"Well, what kind of divine sense did you plant in my body, then what would happen to me" Han Shuo was dazed when he heard this, and he didn't quite understand what Chu Canglan meant, but he instinctively grasped the key and asked.

Chu Canglan was stunned for a moment, and said with a sneer: "Your body belongs to me, of course you are dead" “” Han Shuo was furious, regardless of whether he was the meat on the chopping board that could be slaughtered by others, a series of curses erupted from Han Shuo's mouth like cannonballs, starting from the eighteenth generation of Chu Canglan's ancestors, greeting each of his relatives in a different way.

"Boy, seize this last chance, you scold as much as you want, if I win, I plan to spare your life, but now I decide that even if I win you, I will send you kid to the Yellow Spring" Chu Canglan was scolded by Han Shuo with a slashing of his head and face, he was still calm, and he seemed to have a good bearing, but after half an hour, seeing that Han Shuo still didn't stop, he even scolded more and more viciously, and finally his face turned blue, and he shouted impatiently.

With this angry shout, Han Shuo immediately became silent, knocked on the purple shield as thin as a cicada's wings with both hands, and cried and shouted: "Hero, hero, I know it's wrong, you just let me go, it's illegal for you to do this, the Public Security Bureau will arrest you, now that the technology is very advanced, it's useless for you to escape to the moon."

"The Demon Gate acts recklessly, never cares about the laws of the mortal world, I have been ruling the world for many years, killing more people than you have ever seen, and now I am still alive and well" Chu Canglan had a gloomy face and said in a deep voice, after saying this, his face changed slightly, and he looked at the left side and muttered to himself: "It's finally here."

Then Chu Cangming pointed at Han Shuo with his right hand, Han Shuo even flew up with a purple hood, and with Chu Cangming's movements, he suddenly threw it far away, swaying like a spring, until it flew into a low-lying ravine, and it was considered to stop the momentum.

Then Han Shuo was unable to move all over his body, his lips could not make a sound, except for his brain, his ears were not deaf, his eyes could blink, and he could not do anything else in the purple mask.

"The three of you are late, today I will fight with the three of you, I hope the three of you can have fun, don't blame me if you die" "Amitabha" "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable" Although Han Shuo couldn't move, maybe because of the purple canopy, he could actually hear a few words of conversation in the distance, but after listening to "Amitabha Buddha, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable" twice, the rest of the conversation couldn't be heard clearly, but he understood that at least a monk and a Taoist priest came, because the monks and Taoist priests on TV all started like this.

Judging from what Chu Canglan had just said, no matter whether he won or lost in the end, Han Shuo was going to be finished.

Han Shuo was born in YZ City, after graduating from vocational high school, he mixed into a second-rate university, after graduating from college, he did not choose to look for a job like everyone else, but instead worked around on the Internet, got a small website and opened a small online store, but he didn't make any money, he was a complete otaku, and he was a useless otaku with a confused future.

After being around the Internet for a long time, Han Shuo's mind is full of evil thoughts, but because he stays at home all day, the current social legal system is very sound, and Han Shuo's parents are not billionaires, or high-ranking officials and rulers, so he is still a little self-aware, and he has never dared to turn the evil thoughts in his head into real action. is in his twenties, and he still hasn't achieved anything, his parents arranged a blind date, and people thought he was angry and didn't have a serious job.

Recently, under the pressure of my parents, I was helplessly ready to submit my resume and find a decent job to do.

Thinking that his life was about to come to an end, Han Shuo's mind turned a little sluggish, and for the first time he felt that he had really lived in vain in his life, not only did he work for nothing, but he had never done anything too proud in his life, not even a woman.

"Hey, I'm really declining, I'm ready to be a new person, why don't you give me this opportunity.

If I don't die this time, I will definitely put the evil thoughts in my head into action one by one, and never let people look down on me again, never have a thief's heart or courage again, never again" Now all that can move is the brain, Han Shuo really has nothing else to do except for cranky thoughts, the more he thinks about it, the more he regrets it, and the more he thinks about it, the more sad and angry he becomes Suddenly, there was a huge movement of the sky and the earth cracking in the distance, and in the midst of the rumbling explosion, Chu Canglan's crazy laughter was also heard.

However, after a while, Chu Cangming suddenly shouted "despicable", and then there was an earth-shaking explosion, and the huge movement made the place where Han Shuo was constantly shaking, like a mountain collapsing and the ground was torn apart, and then there was a loud shout of "Chu Canglan, you are going to die this time".

"Hey, this is the Demon Sense Escape Body, he is planning to use a kind of magic, there must be a demon seed hidden nearby" "Amitabha, for the sake of the common people in the world, even if the old man dies this time, he will not be able to succeed in cultivating demons.

Amitabha, the Great Silence Mantra" "Monk, don't" There was another violent roar, and then a black light shot towards Han Shuo quickly, the black light was like meteor lightning, and there was a faint thing in it, twisting and shaking like a liquid.

"Good, good, Master Yuankong sacrificed his life to stop the magic trick, we can finally rest assured, from now on, it will be difficult for Chu Canglan to endanger the worldly cultivation realm."

Han Shuo only heard the last sound, and then the black light poured into the purple canopy, and it seemed that a foreign object had come in his brain, and then there was a loud explosion, Han Shuo was heartbroken in pain, and he felt that all his internal organs had been shattered, and he immediately lost consciousness

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