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Chapter 3: From Fool to Maniac


When Han Shuo was thinking about it, he felt pain everywhere in his body, the little witch Lisa was still beating him indiscriminately, poor Han Shuo's body was so weak that he was hit on the bridge of his nose for the first time, tears flowed out involuntarily, and after falling from the tree, he was even more dizzy in pain, and he could only roll up in a ball on the ground, exposing the most fleshy place to Lisa, such as his buttocks.

It's just that after a while, Han Shuo suddenly appeared a wonderful thing, a trace of the demon yuan in his body, at this time, it happened to swim to his buttocks, and where the demon yuan flowed, Lisa's foot kicked on it, and his buttocks didn't feel any pain.

The originally hot place, after being walked by the demon yuan, the pain was also greatly reduced, and there seemed to be a very comfortable feeling.

Han Shuo felt inexplicable, secretly saying that the "solid" realm of this magic skill was really a "masochistic" kung fu.

While he was thinking nonsense, that trace of the Demon Yuan swam to his right buttocks, and then Lisa kicked it, and it happened to land right on the spot where the Demon Yuan of Han Shuo's right buttocks was.

"Ahh Two screams, one high and one ground, rang out suddenly, coming from Han Shuo and Lisa's mouths respectively, Lisa suddenly felt that Han Shuo's right buttocks were harder than iron stone, and her little feet couldn't help the huge pain, and she immediately shrank her feet and screamed.

Han Shuo felt that the place where he was kicked by Lisa not only didn't hurt at all, but also felt very comfortable, his whole body hurt, and this comfortable feeling suddenly came from that place, which made Han Shuo involuntarily scream softly, and this soft "ah" also seemed indescribably obscene, as if it was "Brian, you idiot, why do you have rocks in your pants" Lisa was rubbing her little feet that were as bright as jade, and at the same time she shouted angrily, around Han Shuo and Lisa, at this time, several female students of the undead department also appeared, one by one with sleepy eyes, looking at Han Shuo with cold eyes.

His nose no longer hurt, and his tears no longer flowed uncontrollably, Han Shuo moved his body and did it on the grass, his eyes turned around, and the current magic apprentices Amy and Athena, and Bella, who were also junior magicians with Lisa, were all looking at him angrily.

There is a murderous aura Compared with Lisa, Amy Athena Bella's three girls are much worse, they are all sixteen or seventeen-year-old girls, they are not very beautiful, and their sleep is disturbed, which will affect their beauty, and the three girls are naturally in a very bad mood now.

"Idiot, what do you look at, say, why are you putting stones in your pants and kicking Miss Ben's beautiful feet purple, it hurts."

The little witch Lisa looked at Han Shuo coldly, and said proudly with her hands on her hips, but she was tiptoeing on her left foot, which looked a little strange.

"Idiot" Han Shuo sneered in his heart, and then got up with a dazed face, with a slight difficulty, "Hehe" smirked and said, "No, I don't have stones in my pants."

Turning his back and facing the four undead girls with his hips, as he spoke, Han Shuo unbuttoned his pants, and before his pants could be pulled down, four screams had already pierced the sky, followed by panicked footsteps.

"Brian, you idiot, put my pants on now, or I'll kill you" Lisa quickly shouted loudly, but there was obvious panic in her voice.

"Oh."

Han Shuo replied stupidly, but there was a wicked smile in his heart, a few tender little daisies, I can't deal with you yet.

After the men and four women stood face to face again, Lisa Tsai stared at Han Shuo carefully for a few moments, and then said angrily: "I won't care about you about the matter of hiding stones in this pants, what are you going to do when you climb the tree in my window late at night?"

"Hehe" smirked twice, Han Shuo pointed to a tattered bag on top of the big tree, and said as a matter of course, "Take that rotten bag down."

"What kind of garbage bag are you taking in the middle of the night," Lisa yelled angrily as she felt like she was about to go crazy.

At this time, the junior magician Bella sighed lightly and said to Lisa: "Hey, Lisa, can't you see that this Brian is already crazy, it seems that your resentful spirit didn't kill him, but made him crazy, what do we care about with a madman?"

Athena seemed to be very sleepy, covered her mouth and sighed, and said, "Oh, I have to go to class tomorrow, I'll go back to sleep first, Sister Lisa, you can watch it."

Amy seemed to have some sympathy for Han Shuo, looked at Han Shuo silently, shook her head lightly and sighed, didn't say anything, and also turned around and left with Bella.

If Han Shuo hadn't shown such stupidity, I'm afraid that in addition to Lisa, he would have to suffer the wrath of these three girls.

However, since they were mentally abnormal people, the three girls naturally wouldn't bother with the madman, so they just let Han Shuo go and continued to go back to continue their dreams.

After the three female students left, only Lisa and Hu Shuo were left, Lisa stared at Han Shuo fiercely a few times, and said coldly: "What should you do, I'll settle accounts with you in two days, Miss Ben is tired today, if you dare to disturb my sleep again, I won't punch and kick, I'll use magic to make you crazy again."

After saying this, the little witch Lisa glared at Han Shuo again, walked a little unnaturally and left, and when she entered the door, she also exclaimed softly, "It hurts, this stupid guy actually has stones in his pants, and he was really driven crazy by my resentful spirit." ” After Lisa entered, silence returned to here, and Han Shuo was also a little afraid after seeing her enter, this Lisa was fortunate not to use undead magic, otherwise with the magic power of her junior magician, another "resentful spirit" would shoot her, Han Shuo would probably really go crazy.

At the end of the song, the people dispersed, and Han Shuo didn't stay here anymore, scolding in a low voice, dragging his weak and weak body, and walking towards his grocery warehouse in embarrassment.

After returning to the grocery warehouse, I pulled out the messy garbage on the small bed and lay down directly to sleep.

The next day.

Han Shuo was sleeping soundly, and the door of the grocery warehouse was suddenly pushed open, and then there was a loud cry of "wow".

Opening his sleepy eyes, Han Shuo turned around and saw a little fat man with a short golden eye, a dark blue left eye, and a coarse cloth cloth dressed as a miscellaneous servant, pointing at Han Shuo with a panicked expression, "You, you" couldn't say a complete word.

"Oh, it's Jack, what are you doing in my room?"

The little fat man Jack, who is the same age as Brian, may be the reason for the sympathy, and Jack is one of the few people in the undead department who is better for Brian.

Little Fat Jack's family is poor, and two years ago, his father Jack Sr. sent him to the Babylon Demon Martial Arts Academy to do miscellaneous labor, earning a few silver coins a month.

Although Jack and Brian are both miscellaneous laborers, they are not sold to the Babylon Academy, so they are free, unlike Brian, who was a slave trader who sold him to the Babylon Academy of Magic.

Because Jack is not a slave, although he also does miscellaneous labor, he will also be bullied by the students of the undead department, but these students of the undead department will not treat him like Brian, there will be beatings and scolding, and occasionally use him as a small experiment, but they will not treat him as a slave and live or die.

All along, Brian is actually very envious of the little fat Jack, because the little fat jack can eat all the time, and he doesn't have to endure that kind of inhuman torture.

And the little fat man Jack, only in Brian's body, can find a little bit of self-confidence, so these two are very good.

"Huhu, scared me to death, Brian, you're not dead, great" "Okay, what's good, I'm starving to death, Jack, do you have anything to eat, if so, hurry up and give it to me, I'll pay you back later" After saying this, Han Shuoxian's little fat man Jack didn't speak, and looked at himself stupidly, his fat face, two small eyes like soybeans were very weird.

Han Shuo frowned and asked impatiently, "What's the matter, am I good-looking?"

Jack was stunned for a moment, then looked at Han Shuo even more strangely, and said, "Over the years, you have never taken the initiative to ask me for anything to eat, I gave it to you so that you would eat it."

And you're not going to talk to me like you did, Brian, I'm a little different about you."

Shocked in his heart, Han Shuo secretly didn't see any difference between Lisa and the others, but he didn't expect Jack, a stupid fat man, to feel it as soon as he said it.

Later, after thinking about it and recalling Brian's memories, Han Shuo realized that Brian and the students of the Undead Department basically didn't speak, and he would do whatever others asked him to do, and there was no intersection at all.

But Brian and Jack will talk from time to time, although most of the time, Jack is talking Brian is listening, but the two have been together for a long time, no wonder Jack can feel the difference so quickly.

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After a haha, Han Shuo smiled slightly and said, "I was hit by Lisa's resentful spirit this time and almost died, after this incident, I feel that my previous life was not right, and I want to change myself." ” Saying this, Jack breathed a sigh of relief, nodded, and said, "So that's the case, I thought you were hit by a resentful spirit and became stupid."

Han Shuo: "" "No, this is the black bread I hidden, you can take it and eat it.

It's really good that you didn't die, everyone thought you were dead, and they didn't find a new handyman for the time being, so they assigned your work to me, so I got up early in the morning and ran to you, and I was in a hurry on the road, and accidentally bumped into Buck, and was beaten by him, and even my left eye was blue."

While handing a black loaf of bread to Han Shuo, the little fat man Jack said happily that it seemed that he could not do Brian's work, and Jack was very happy.

Looking at the cyan circles above Jack's left eye, Han Shuo took a bite of the black bread viciously, and said angrily: "Buck beat you again, it's too rampant, let's go, let's take revenge" Jack was startled, jumped up and grabbed Han Shuo, dragged Han Shuo with the weight of his body, and hurriedly said in surprise: "Brian, are you crazy, aren't we used to it for a long time, Buck is a magic apprentice of the undead department, it's not the first time we've been beaten, he doesn't ask us for trouble, we can already be happy, what revenge do you have to find him?"

With a cold snort, Han Shuo said, "Don't worry, I naturally have a way, I'm crazy, now the students of the undead department should know that I'm crazy, I'm crazy, who am I afraid of?"

Shouting, Han Shuo dragged Brian and walked out of the grocery warehouse with his toes proud.

The Demon Yuan in Han Shuo's body seemed to rotate even faster: