My and Yue Lan's faces immediately turned red.
I nodded seriously.
Everyone looked at the two of us in confusion.
My grandfather asked again: "Are you really not unaccompanied?"
Then I stupidly said: "Does it count if you masturbate?"
With a pop, my brother and my sister-in-law all laughed, their faces sparkling with laughter.
Yuelan gave me a resentful look, and my old face turned redder.
My grandfather also laughed and said, "That's okay, as long as I haven't touched a woman, just pee on these graves."
"Oh" I nodded, and then stood over.
When I was about to pull my pants, I suddenly realized something was wrong.
"What are you looking at?
Turn around."
I looked at my brother and my sister-in-law dumbfounded.
My sister-in-law made a sound and said casually: "I have watched you grow up since I was a child.
It's not like I haven't seen you before.
I even hugged you to pee.
Besides, who cares about you when you are so young?"
"Hahahaha" Yuelan's devilish laughter rang out.
I really want to find a hole in the ground to burrow into.
How could I end up with these two women?
Then the amount of this bubble was very large.
I even trembled after urinating.
It was so sour and refreshing.
When my grandfather saw that I had finished peeing, he said to my brother: "Wu Guo, quickly take off their clothes and carry them up."
My brother and I quickly took off all our clothes, leaving only a pair of underwear, and then put them on the bluestone.
"Lan Lan, give them both, and each of them put two drops of blood on his lips," my grandfather said.
"Okay" Yuelan walked up, squeezed her finger, and after dripping two drops of blood, she put her finger in her mouth and said "yunxi".
She had cut her finger on the mountain just now, and now it has just healed.
It cracked again, and I felt so distressed.
Then the next moment, a wonderful scene appeared The thick smoke came out of the soil and burned the two people, deafening and blinding them.
Their bodies kept shaking, and visible to the naked eye, their whole bodies began to sweat.
The sweat was not transparent, but green. of As soon as the sweat breaks out, it is immediately evaporated by the smoke But there was a strong smell of urine in the smoke, so my sister-in-law and Yuelan quickly covered their noses.
After more than half an hour, until their sweat turned transparent, my grandfather said: "It's almost done.
You guys should help them up quickly and go home.
Find them some clean clothes.
Don't catch a cold." " After I got home, I found two sets of my grandfather's clothes and put them in them, and then put them in our room, occupying my bed.
It's so smelly and it takes over my bed.
I'm so willing.
Because I can share a bed with Yuelan at night Unexpectedly, as soon as I got on the bed and touched my butt, Yuelan kicked me out of the bed.
I almost cried.
I sat on the ground and didn’t know what to do.
I couldn’t go anywhere, so I just lay on the floor and acted like a child.
Then after waiting for about ten minutes, Yuelan's voice came from the bed: "Get up here, but be honest.
If you dare to move again, I will kick you down again."
As soon as I crawled in, I got into bed, got into the warm quilt, and then didn’t dare to make any big moves.
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We can only step by step, get closer to Yuelan little by little, and finally hug her without letting go, but don't dare to move.
People say that marrying a eldest sister is a lot of suffering.
Now I feel a little bit bullied, but I am willing to do so.
I would rather be bullied to death by Yuelan.
This may be the legendary pain and happiness, but in fact there is no pain at all.
I love Yuelan, and she loves me too.
We are very happy and happy together.
I fell asleep unconsciously.
I have never been able to sleep so peacefully and sleep so happily holding Yuelan in my arms.
In the early morning, I was woken up by the sound of coughing.
I got up and saw that Tian Deaf and Di Blind had already woken up.
I walked over quickly and said, "Grandpas, you are awake."
"Water, give us water to drink" I quickly ran to the kitchen, poured two bowls of warm water from the thermos bottle, and quickly brought them over.
The two of them each held a large bowl, and started drinking.
They were obviously very thirsty, but after all, they were roasting like that last night and sweating so much that it was good not to collapse.
After drinking, the two of them took a deep breath and then turned to look at me.
The deaf old man smiled and said, "Thank you for saving us."
"Don't say that, wouldn't you have saved me?"
I lowered my voice and said, "My brother."
"Just helping each other."
The blind old man added: "Where are we?"
After hearing the sound, my grandfather, my brother and his sister-in-law also got up and walked towards us.
"Two benefactors, you are finally awake," my brother said excitedly.
"Don't say that, you haven't saved us now."
The deaf old man waved his hand and said, "I'm so dirty that I've soiled your bed and quilt.
I'm really sorry."
"What the hell."
My grandfather said, "Just wake up.
Yesterday was really stressful.
I almost couldn't recover."
"Haha, I went to the Gate of Hell for a while.
The Prince of Hell thought we were smelly and didn't dare to take them, so he put them back."
The blind old man said, "Please boil some water for us so we can take a bath."
"Okay, okay, we'll go right away."
My brother and my sister-in-law turned around and went out.
After boiling the water, the two of them went into the bathroom.
The old man who was deaf and deaf couldn't see him, so the old man who was deaf and had to help him wash.
They probably couldn't take a bath once a year, but this time they took a bath at our house. once.
My brother and my sister-in-law went out to buy breakfast.
When they came back, they happened to come out of the bathroom.
The old saying goes, a man is judged by his clothes, and it is indeed true.
The two old men looked so energetic after changing their clothes.
The only thing missing now was their messy hair.
Although they had been washed, they were all knotted together.
At the request of the two old men, my grandfather took out the scissors and cut off their hair, completely restoring their human appearance.
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After the haircut, the two old men asked to have their hair burned so that not a single hair was left.
We asked them in surprise why.
The blind old man said, "Don't let Wu Wu take it away.
He will do something to lower our heads." " "If you don't realize it, your head will be dropped."
We were shocked, especially my grandfather and I.
We have both been beaten.
I was hit with a birthday egg, and my grandfather was hit with a stone drop.
Now that I think about it, I still feel scared. .
Neither of the two old men spoke.
The deaf old man saw the kitchen knife holder of the old man with a credit kitchen knife.
He quickly pulled the blind old man over and ran over.
Then he excitedly put the hand of the blind old man on the knife holder.
There was a flash in his eyes.
She burst into tears and said, "Blind man, touch and see what this is."
The old man who was blind on the ground was startled, and heard the cry of the old man who was deaf on the ground.
He only touched it once, and suddenly withdrew his hand.
Tears were squeezed out of his blind eyes.
He choked and said: "Second Senior Brother's Kitchen Knife" shelf" "What second senior brother?"
All of us were surprised.
The old man with the kitchen knife turned out to be their second senior brother.
What on earth is going on: