After taking a shower, my stomach suddenly growled, and I realized that I hadn't eaten duck blood for a long time.
Then he quickly dressed up and went out, and said to his sister-in-law who was watching TV: "Sister-in-law, I'm hungry, please cook me some duck blood."
"Hmph, if I don't cook for you, I'll let you starve to death.
Who asked you to scare me?"
My sister-in-law snorted, pretending to be angry.
"Sister-in-law, I was wrong, okay?"
I touched my belly and begged.
"No."
My sister-in-law said firmly.
"I'll go cook it for you."
Wu Xiaoyue stood up and said with a smile, "My sister-in-law knew you were coming back, so she bought it for you from the market."
I swallowed hard, and it actually seemed like a rejection.
I didn't want Wu Xiaoyue to be so nice to me, but after she finished speaking, she turned around and walked towards the kitchen.
I walked to my sister-in-law's side, sat next to her, and whispered, "Sister-in-law, I was wrong.
I really didn't mean to scare you."
"Huh."
She hummed softly, then continued watching TV and ignored me.
I held her arm, shook her hard, and begged her hard.
In the end, she couldn't help but laugh, slapped me, and scolded me with a smile: "You little rascal, you really scared me at night. " "I won't dare anymore."
Seeing my sister-in-law smile, I felt relieved.
"I'll go cook it.
I don't know if this girl is real or fake."
My sister-in-law stood up and glared at me and said, "But this girl's heart for you is more real than diamonds.
It's a pity."
"Sister-in-law" I was speechless.
"Okay, okay, I won't tell you, so that Girl Lan won't be upset if she finds out."
After saying that, she also headed towards the kitchen.
After a while, my sister-in-law came over with a bowl of steaming duck blood, put it on the table and said, "Eat it."
My mouth was watering.
I couldn't wait to sit down and took a bite.
It was delicious.
It still had a familiar taste and the same formula.
I finished the bowl of duck blood in three strokes, five divided by two.
"How's it going?
Is your sister-in-law's cooking delicious?"
The two women kept staring at me, and my sister-in-law asked with a smile.
"It's delicious, it's delicious."
Then my stomach suddenly growled.
It wasn't the hungry kind, but the upset kind.
My face changed drastically.
Didn't I just swallow it?
How could it be like this?
I raised my head and looked at my sister-in-law and Xiaoyue dumbfounded.
I said dumbfounded: "The green snake's mouth contains the letter, and the wasp's tail sting, both are not poisonous."
"What?"
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The two looked at me in surprise.
"The most poisonous woman's heart" I said, stood up and ran towards the toilet.
"Hey, Xiaofan, what do you mean?"
The sister-in-law's voice came from behind.
Then I entered the toilet, and my stomach growled again.
The feeling was really uncomfortable, but I held it in for a long time and it didn't come out.
No, sister-in-law, they won’t put medicine in my bowl.
Damn it, it’s because the five elements and insect spirits repel each other.
This is going to happen, right?
I almost cried.
It took me sixty years to get married, and it only took a person with a heaven-level Feng Shui like Taiyin Double Halo to get married.
This is such a priceless treasure.
How could I be willing to just pull it off like this?
So I endured it and held it in, even if I beat myself to death, I couldn't pull it off.
Then his face became red from holding it in, his face became red and his neck became thick, the veins on his neck became big, and he broke out in a cold sweat.
But in the end, I couldn’t hold it in any longer.
As the old saying goes, you can’t hold your bowels to death.
Then plopped it off.
I felt bad, and then I lowered my head and looked at the toilet.
Oh no, it was not a bug spirit, but the duck blood I had just eaten.
I checked it out, and it was really a problem with duck blood.
I lifted up my clothes and looked at my belly.
The five sarcomas were still turning gurglingly, and I thought I was so worried.
Let me go.
Did you really give me a laxative?
I left the toilet with my legs paralyzed.
My sister-in-law and Xiaoyue were looking at me outside.
Then my sister-in-law asked me: "What's going on?
I have diarrhea."
I nodded, looked at the two of them dumbfounded, and said, "Does the duck blood last for several days?"
"If so, how could I feed you duck blood that has been in the blood for several days?"
My sister-in-law became anxious when she heard this: "I watched the ducks being killed by the store with my own eyes and then bought them back.
They are fresh."
"Oh, it must be because I had a bad stomach, or maybe I caught a cold."
I thought for a while and said, but I still thought it was a problem with duck blood, because the thing I just pooped was duck blood, and it hadn't even been digested at all.
Eat duck blood and get duck blood, my God.
"There's still more in the pot, let me go take a look."
My sister-in-law didn't believe it anymore, so she walked over and filled half the bowl.
She ate a piece, and Xiaoyue also ate a piece.
They both said at the same time, "No problem. , very tender.”
"Maybe it's my own problem."
I'm scared now.
If even eating duck blood doesn't work, and I feel hungry again, do I have to bite people and drink raw blood?
"Sister-in-law, I'm tired.
I'm going to go back to bed first."
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"Then you have a good rest and call me if you need anything."
My sister-in-law's voice came from behind.
Then one night, my hands and feet felt extremely cold, which I had never felt before.
Even using my Yin Qi to resist it was of no avail.
Moreover, the five sarcomas on my stomach were crawling all over my body.
I was really scared.
It was really a problem with the five elements eggs.
I couldn't sleep all night, until morning, I didn't know why I fell asleep.
Then I felt my feet were warm.
I suddenly realized something and sat up suddenly.
He quickly shrank his feet and was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat.
"Hey, that's not right."
I took a closer look.
The sunlight came in from the window and shone on the corner of the bed.
My feet were exposed to the sunlight just now, but why didn't there be any smoke or stench?
Aren't I afraid of it?
Is the sun out?
My heart was beating so nervously that I stretched out one foot and stretched it into the sunlight little by little.
"Hey, I really won't get burned."
I jumped up, got out of bed, and bathed in the sun.
Oh my God, I'm not afraid of the sun now.
I suddenly calmed down, why did my body change so much?
Could it be five-element insect eggs?
I pulled up the hem and looked at my belly.
The five sarcomas were motionless.
I pondered for a while, then suddenly I remembered the Yang partner, and I slapped my forehead: "Yes, it must be the Yang partner.
I have a Yang partner, how could I be afraid of the sun?"
The sun is warm and it has never felt so good.
Before I turned into a zombie, I would never have had such a profound feeling.
It is difficult for ordinary people to understand the feeling of regaining something lost and found at this moment. dong dong dong Just then, my door rang.
"Who is it?"
"Yes, Dragon Python."
A boy's voice.
I quickly ran over and opened the door.
There was a fire python boy standing at the door, but he had grown into a boy about my age.
He said anxiously: "Xiaofan, go and help my wife, she is about to give birth, hurry up" "Ah" I was dumbfounded and said, "She is about to give birth.
You should go find a midwife.
Why are you looking for me?
I don't know how to deliver a baby."
"No, no, no, it's not a delivery.
It's too late.
Come with me.
You'll know when you come."
Then he pulled me out of the door without any explanation
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