In the past few days, Sun River Ranch, which has been attracting attention from the outside world, once again received a breaking news: a super pig monster suddenly appeared in Sun River Ranch Although Qin Yi did not deliberately publicize the matter of the big wild boar, he never thought of concealing it, so he always had a laissez-faire attitude towards the spread of these matters.
His idea was: the media will report it casually, as long as it does not disturb my life.
In fact, after eating wild boar meat and drinking bone soup that day, he had even forgotten about it.
Life has once again returned to its former leisurely state, including fishing, grazing, taking family and friends to swim in the Sun River, and kayaking.
Even when I have some free time, I can make small toys for the children on the lawn, which is also a very comfortable time.
However, he was living comfortably, and the outside world was making a fuss.
Many photos of big wild boars were circulated from no one knows who.
Newspapers and the Internet were full of hot reports about the super pig monster.
Discussions among netizens are even more diverse, including foodies who are concerned about the taste of wild boars, experts and scholars who analyze the secrets of the size of wild boars, animal protection associations that call for a ban on hunting, soy sauce collectors, and passers-by.
People of all kinds argue endlessly and make noisy noises online, bringing a lot of laughter to the bored American people who have nothing to do every day.
Many reporters rushed to Augusta National in an attempt to interview Qin Yi, but Qin Yi was "busy" and had no free time, so he couldn't see Qin Yi.
A reporter did the next best thing and found out who was involved in the matter through inquiring. farmer Clyde.
"Yes, yes, I'm lucky.
I was there that day.
I saw the envy in your eyes.
Okay, this feels really good.
Okay, let's talk about what happened that day."
Clyde was still a young man and was responsible for some brave deeds.
Still retaining his yearning and admiration, he happily and proudly showed off what he had seen that day.
But when the reporter learned that Qin Yi had been chased by a big wild boar, he was immediately surprised: "Wow, Mr.
Clyde.
Is this true?
Mr.
Qin was actually chased by a big wild boar and hid in a tree."
"Oh, damn it, do reporters always pay attention to these one-sided things?
That's over 1.7 meters, no.
Do you want to compete with a monster over 2 meters in strength?
You'd be an idiot waiting for it to hit you, even if Captain America comes.
You have to climb a tree if you don’t have anything.”
Clyde's face turned red with excitement, and he was a little angry at the reporter's quote out of context.
He finally emphasized: "Damn, what is the concept of two meters high at the shoulder?
A strong bull would not dare to collide with a wild boar.
If you were there at that time , I’m afraid I don’t even have the courage to escape.
You know, Yi Ke fired several shots, okay, okay.
I refuse to continue talking to you.
It’s a waste of time.
If I had known I would have gone back to the farm directly after drinking this drink.”
After saying that, Clyde picked up half a glass of beer and drank it down in one gulp, wiped his mouth, picked up his cowboy hat, stood up and left the cowboy bar without taking another look at the embarrassed reporter.
As for politeness To hell with the damn politeness, such an idiot, not punching him is a sign of sanity.
It's only the idiot reporter's fault that he tried to smear Qin Yi verbally.
Didn’t you know Augusta National is Qin Yi’s home base?
At this time, the cowboys or local residents at several tables nearby looked at the reporter with bad intentions, including two tall men with unshaven beards.
Everyone is already gearing up and eager to give it a try Seeing this, the photographer quickly winked at the reporter and cursed his partner as an idiot: As a reporter in Montana, he didn’t know Mr.
Qin’s prestige in Montana.
Damn it, he must have been raped by that chick in the motel on the road.
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Lost his head Fortunately, reporters are not really idiots.
Seeing the attitude of the cowboys, I immediately realized, damn it, you are trying to arrange Mr.
Qin, isn't this looking for death?
It's all my damn professional habits and that chick in the hotel.
But that girl is really nice, I don’t know if I’ll meet her again in the future.
Thinking of the pretty girl, the reporter was a little lost, and inevitably showed a trace of vulgarity, which made the photographer kick her.
"Idiot, kick me" The reporter stood up suddenly and was about to question the photographer when he saw that several cowboys at the opposite table had already stood up and were pacing this way with half-smiling smiles.
Fortunately, he was still a little quick-witted, and quickly held the microphone and said to the camera: "Oh my God, audience, did you hear the Super Pig Monster?
Yes, it is true.
No matter whether the shoulder height is one meter seven or two meters, it is The Unparalleled Pig Monster Think about it.
A wild boar about the same height as you is charging towards you.
What will you do?
Run away immediately.
Haha, many people are scared to death, don’t admit it, but our Mr.
Qin didn’t.
He first fired a few shots at the super wild boar monster that destroyed the pasture, and then led the wild boar monster to run towards the big tree.
Yes, this is the strategy of our great Mr.
Qin.
He led the wild boar monster to run quickly towards the big tree, turned over and jumped, and climbed up the big tree along the bare trunk like a Spider-Man.
What was the result?
Yes, you haven’t guessed.
Wrong, haha, the wild boar monster hit the tree like an idiot Therefore, I have to say that Mr.
Qin is not only a successful rancher and wine merchant, but also a powerful hunter who is both brave and resourceful.
Well, I really want to know whether the wild boar monster’s head was knocked out of a big bag or twisted.
Broken nose and broken fangs.
If you want to know, please pay attention to our follow-up reports."
There were a lot of reporters chirping, and even he admired himself a little, but he couldn't help but curse secretly: If he had performed at this level, his current position would be not only editor-in-chief, but also a gold medal reporter, right?
The photographer also gave a secret thumbs up, but he was also a little proud of himself.
Look, it was all because of this kick.
After the report was finished, the cowboys had already surrounded them.
Listening to the reporter's call, they all laughed strangely, but these words of praise for Qin Yi made them feel very satisfied, so they did not show any harm to others. intention.
This made the worried interview duo sigh in relief.
But seeing that the cowboys were still surrounding the two of them, the reporter thought it would be better to leave as soon as possible.
These cowboys in old and ugly clothes are really difficult to get along with.
"I heard that Mr.
Qin's tourism project has made a significant contribution to local development.
Haha, Bo, I think we should report it."
Photographer Bo's response was not slow, with a look of interest on his face: "Yes, yes, Mr.
Qin is such a kind person.
We should publicize Mr.
Qin's contribution to economic development."
After saying that, the two smiled ingratiatingly at the cowboys and pointed to the door to express their desire to go out.
The cowboys who gathered in a circle looked at each other and could see the disdain and smiles in each other's eyes.
Then, the two cowboys with their backs to the door slowly moved out of the half-person-wide passage.
But even so, the interview duo was overjoyed.
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At least there wouldn't be any fists falling on their faces, right?
The photographer was the first to hold the camera and squeeze out carefully.
The reporter, on the other hand, just took a step, but turned around, picked up his half glass of beer, drank it in a few gulps, and then smiled flatteringly again, shrinking back.
The head got out Just kidding, a cup of beer costs dozens of cents.
The newspaper will not reimburse these expenses.
Just after they walked out of the door, one of the cowboys whispered: "I think I am a rich man, compared to these so-called urban white-collar workers."
There was a burst of laughter in the bar.
Qin Yi naturally didn't know what happened in the bar.
At this time, he was still watching the white-tailed deer in the pasture: