On the stage, Shen Hui fought today.
He trembled to the front of the bar, his hands propped back on the top of the bar, and finally held it steady.
He made up his mind that when the dance music sounded, he could dance if he could, and if he couldn't, he would hold the bar with both hands, and move his feet.
I only heard the music in the studio, a cheerful prelude to the song, and the rhythm of the drums was very good, Shen Hui could feel it, facing the camera, nodding with it, looking intoxicated, and his body shook gently with the music.
Suddenly, a cute little girl began to sing.
"Medicine, Chek Pancakes and fruits come in a set An egg for a dollar, I like crispy noodles. chili fermented bean curd and chopped shallots, Iron plate shovel small wooden brush. ” Shen Hui's eyes widened, and the intoxicated expression on his face froze, as if he had seen a ghost, and he almost collapsed What the hell is this is the DJ song he chose, and the pancake fruit is a set, but this RA rhythm is unstoppable Puff puff puff Hahahaha The audience burst into laughter, is this really a bar DJ song, it's really a bit like, isn't it the transliteration of the English "yoyocheckitout" This very rhythmic drum beat makes people's bodies resonate, and they can't help but sway along, and the audience laughs and applauds, making bursts of cheers.
Shen Hui on the stage was dumbfounded, he didn't know whether to dance to the dance music, and before he could react, the cute girl's voice came again: "Eribati, Hey Enough Hey, Come with me for a set, Move times hit times I said pancakes, you said you wanted, pancake want pancake want medicine, Chek Trouble, Gold tastes good and fragrant. ” Poof Shen Hui couldn't help laughing, his hands were weak, he fell to the ground, slipped to the bottom of the slope with a thud, hit the buffer wall, and laughed so hard that he couldn't get up on the ground.
Hahahaha The audience laughed, this scene is everyone's favorite to watch, no matter how big you are, no matter how handsome, no matter how good your figure is, so what, you are still a dog gnawing mud, you are no different from us ordinary people The one-minute song was over, and the studio was filled with laughter.
This section of the catalog can't go on, the camera crew can't record it, the cameraman's hands are trembling with laughter, many shots are empty, the staff present are all laughing, even the on-site director himself laughed so much that he almost fell off the barstool, Duan Haishan couldn't stop laughing in the monitoring room, and he couldn't record it Not to mention the audience, at least half of them laughed and coughed constantly, and the vast majority of them had their chests rising and falling rapidly, giggling, wiping tears from laughter from time to time, and rubbing their stomachs with laughter.
The artist's performance is also unbearable, Shen Hui doesn't care about the image at all, lying on the floor and laughing, Liu Susu finished laughing after finishing the makeup, and the makeup artist who followed her couldn't touch up the makeup, because the makeup artist also saw the recording of the show for the first time, and the hand holding the eyebrow pencil and the puff swayed vigorously, almost putting a layer of powder on Liu Susu's hair.
The only one in this studio who remained calm was Yang An.
Yang An was about to play, but when he saw this posture, he was of course very happy.
But then he was worried again, how to record it next, the artists laughed at every turn, and the audience also followed the blind coaxing, the program team only had three high-definition cameras, and a few portable DVDs for shooting artists, what a good material collection, it is estimated that it is wasted.
"The recording is suspended, the on-site director stabilizes the audience's mood, the artist group retouches up the makeup, Director Yang, the scene is handed over to you, you go up and talk to the artist" Duan Haishan suppressed his smile in time and quickly gave instructions.
Duan Haishan was the first person to realize the problem, the preparation of the program team was too cold, especially the camera crew, three remote cameras were far from enough, there must be five, no, ten to do, not only in the center of the stage, but also a special cameraman to capture the laughter in the audience, but also to have a rotating camera to shoot the panorama, and a high-definition camera aimed at other artists to collect tidbits Thinking of this, Duan Haishan immediately walked out of the monitoring room and asked the assistant to quickly contact Li Song, deputy director of the production department, he walked to the stage to find Yang An, and said: "The show is suspended for fifteen minutes, the scene is handed over to you, I will mobilize the camera crew and other resources." ” Yang An helped Shen Hui up, and when he heard what Duan Haishan said, he was finally relieved, he knew that Duan Haishan had already attached importance to it, and he would definitely treat the joke as the most important part of the joke in the rivers and lakes Shen Hui laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and he helped Yang An and said: "Director Yang, you didn't say this in the script, you just said that you heard DJ dance music, and then let me dance, ouch, my stomach hurts with laughter, this DJ dance music is really unstoppable."
Yang An smiled: "Isn't that what everyone shouts in the bar DJ, Eribati hey, hey, hey, ” It's okay not to mention this, as soon as he heard this demonic rhythm, Shen Hui couldn't help laughing again, lying on Yang An's shoulder, laughing and couldn't stand up.
Liu Susu was the same, ran over and grabbed Yang An's hand, and said coquettishly: "Director Yang, Director Yang, which little girl is singing this, it's so cute, I like this song so much, I really want to meet her."
At this time, the staff came over and said excitedly: "Director Yang, the audience has made a request to listen to the song just now, it is best to type out the lyrics and subtitles on the big screen, everyone wants to learn to sing." ” Yang An thought about it, this kind of thing should be struck while the iron is hot, if the audience comes back to their senses and records it later, there may not be such a good laugh.
So Yang An picked up the walkie-talkie and ordered: "Attention to all units, three cameras are aimed at the audience, the sound engineer listens to my command and prepares to replay the song just now, the on-site director selects a few dancing audiences, brings them to the stage, and lets them interact with the guest artists, we will record the audience laughing fruit material first." ” Li Yang heard Yang An's command voice from the walkie-talkie, his blood surged inexplicably, and regardless of the regulations of the program team, he pressed the walkie-talkie: "Director Duan is not here, Yang An, you are not qualified to give orders" You can't help but jump out at last Yang An had already sharpened his knife, he stood on the stage, looked condescendingly at Li Yang in the work area under the stage, and sneered at the walkie-talkie: "Director Duan has authorized me just now, I am the director of this link, and I am fully responsible for the scene, Li Yang, are you deaf or do you want to question and resist Director Duan" Li Yang was so angry that he almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, Yang An scolded him in front of the whole program team and even the entire studio hall, so that he couldn't get off the stage, he wanted to rush to the stage and fight with Yang An at this time Zhang Mingde was also taken aback by Li Yang's sudden attack, but unfortunately he didn't stop it just now, at this time he was afraid that Li Yang would collide with Yang An again, so he hurriedly snatched the walkie-talkie in Li Yang's hand and forbade Li Yang to speak.
Yang An made up coldly: "We are recording the show, if you make trouble again, I will ask you to go out" Who doesn't know that the director of the recording scene is the biggest, and he resists the director only when his head is convulsed The rest of the program team is not stupid, the recording is less than three minutes, everyone can see that the slick and slippery show is full of laughter, this link will definitely be liked by the audience, who will offend Yang An, who planned it single-handedly The on-site director quickly found five audience members who volunteered, Yang An ordered three cameras to point at the audience, find the seats of handsome guys and beauties, and laugh later to close the camera, handsome guys and beauties laugh more eye-catching than ordinary audiences, which is an excellent selling point of the show.
Outside the studio, Duan Haishan made seven or eight phone calls, and when he saw Li Song who came in a hurry, he hurriedly said, "Lao Li, I have to rely on you to come forward this time." ” Li Song hurriedly walked to the studio and asked, "What's the situation, you said that the audience was laughing crazy, what kind of slippery new link did you have?"
Duan Haishan followed quickly and said: "It's just slippery Yang An is really a ghost, he only took one minute, it really only took one minute, and it made the audience laugh so much that their stomachs hurt, I dare to guarantee that this is definitely the biggest laugh today, and it is definitely the biggest gimmick selling point of this issue of Jianghu jokes."
When the two came to the studio, they happened to see Yang An holding the microphone to direct the audience, and the two stood silently in the work area, waiting to see what tricks Yang An could play.
Yang An instructed the audience to stand on the stage, and asked Shen Hui and Liu Susu to dance together in the middle of the audience, and then said to the walkie-talkie: "Is the big screen connected, are the subtitles done well, the music sounds, the lyrics scroll, five, four, three, two, one" The light-hearted prelude sounded, and Yang An also swayed along with the stage, and everyone on the stage was very open, as if they were really listening to DJs in a bar.
Everyone in the audience looked at the lyrics scrolling on the big screen, and then looked at the audience dancing on the stage and the star phalanx, and burst into huge laughter.
This DJ Divine Comedy broke everyone's consistent impression, everyone deeply liked the voice of this cute girl, and the entire audience turned into a sea of joy, everyone stood up, involuntarily raised their hands high, followed the swing of their bodies, and followed the rhythm of "moving and moving", and had a great time The sound engineer was also a smart man, and after the song was over, a drum beat solo was seamlessly connected, and the recital hall echoed with the pure sound of the drum beats in motion.
Yang An, who had worked as an assistant director, knew that this was a great opportunity to adjust the atmosphere, so he had an idea, held a loudspeaker and shouted at the audience: "Everyone come with me, I said pancakes, you want pancakes" "To" "Pancakes" "To" "The verb hits the verb hit, everyone gets up together and plays the broken Buddha, and the north nose is enough" The audience was so powerful, Yang An waved his arms, followed the drum festival leader to shout, the audience also responded to the rhythm of the drum, the sound engineer replayed it in time, the audience and guests dancing on the stage were crazy, Yang An led everyone to shout for a few rounds, and the atmosphere was upside down Duan Haishan and Li Song are both middle-aged and elderly, although they are not very interested in this kind of music, but their professionalism makes them react quickly, and they invariably take out their mobile phones, walk out of the studio, and urge other camera crews to come over to save the scene.
The laughter in the studio was shocking, cheering again and again, and several cameramen were excited, this is good, so many materials of the audience's laughter have been recorded, and the show will not worry about editing in the future, I have never seen the audience laugh so happily from the bottom of their hearts S: I said vote, you said vote, vote, vote, vote: